Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Jayjami]

It’s been 10 weeks since the BLOAT lost his Facebook page. Would have expected him to resurface somewhere by now. Might this finally have been the end? I doubt it…but you never know.

Maybe he forced Stacey to go back to work to feed his gambling addiction.

[zealanddonk]

It’s been 10 weeks since the BLOAT lost his Facebook page. Would have expected him to resurface somewhere by now. Might this finally have been the end? I doubt it…but you never know.

Maybe he forced Stacey to go back to work to feed his gambling addiction.

That'd also mean young Bubs is finally in the public school system and have a chance at a normal life

[Jayjami]

Maybe he forced Stacey to go back to work to feed his gambling addiction.

That'd also mean young Bubs is finally in the public school system and have a chance at a normal life

Lil’ Squirty is going to home school him. He a genius remember. And Bubs won’t have to work anyway once he learns his gay porn star dad’s super duper winning gambling strategies.

[BedWetterBettor]

It’s been 10 weeks since the BLOAT lost his Facebook page. Would have expected him to resurface somewhere by now. Might this finally have been the end? I doubt it…but you never know.

Maybe he forced Stacey to go back to work to feed his gambling addiction.

Rep fail, was saying Doubtful Anyone is gonna hire a 50 year old, Deadbeat Mom with Chicken Legs and a Pancake Flat Butt like old Stacykins!

She's got a LOT of miles on that old, broken down body & withered face, despite being a fitness expert!



Speaking of a Lot of Miles...

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[The Boz]

Potential Chrissy sighting?

[BedWetterBettor]

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[donkey]

Looks like someone is in a season of frustration or plateau:

[zealanddonk]

On April 1st, lets remember some of Chrissy's best april fools day pranks and gags:

"Hurr hurr I'm divorcing Stace, hurr hurr"

"hurr hurr Two greens is better than 1 green hurr hurr"

"Hurr hurr my son is a genius hurr hurr"

"hurr hurr just pay a one off $999 lifetime membership to my chums club hurr hurr"

"Hurr hurr I have two hundred members in my chums club and with almost zero effort I can keep raking in membership fees so I'm going to fuck this up hurr hurr"

And of course, the absolute goat gag:

"Hurr hurr, I am going to swear on this bible that I have never done gay porn. May God smite my hair, delete my youtube and facebook, and destroy my bankroll if I'm lying, hurr hurr"

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, ZD beat me to the punch of bringing up the infamous April 1st “Folks, I beat Stacy and she divorced me” post… Lol!

So I thought, what better way to commemorate Chrissy's Stupidity than to post a Somewhat Daily picture featuring Chrissy:The April Fool!!!

Here we have a young Chrissy sporting an atrocious Combover and bad spray tan. Along with that cheesy Kyle 'Minute Man' Smile and Native American necklace, Chrissy was surely anticipating a fruitful career in Hollywood. Little did he know, that Fruits would be the only ones he’d be around whilst auditioning with his pants around his ankles!

Since Chrissy loves Head Shots from Truckers, he was probably extremely disappointed when he found out that the Head Shots he paid for here came out as laughable and cheap looking as his entire life would be a decade or so later!

Enjoy Folks, I’ve got LOADS more of these gems coming!!!

[Pickleball]

Krustaford The Clown uploaded a tribute video.

[BedWetterBettor]

Sorry to Bump Krusty's Awesome video, but I just wanted to point out Chrissy's headshot ripping off a young John Saxon in nearly every way!

From the White wall to the cheesy smile and the bad combover. If only Chrissy could've afforded a nice suit, he could have had the acting career Johnny Boy did... hahahahahahahahahaha!





Here I'll throw in a shoutout to Krusty to get him some props!

[BedWetterBettor]

For Day 2 of Chrissy the April Fool, we have another shot of Combover Kyle and another awful, cheap necklace adorned on the stubby neck of the Squirter!



Chrissy holding his hands in a manner as to hide his tiny erection for the camera man, this would become a familiar position for him, however for Other reasons as he would find out whilst in the company of One Bryan Ockert…



#FakeBeautyPageantSmileKyle

#BryanOckSquirt

#AprilFoolChrissy

[Rockasilly]

For Day 2 of Chrissy the April Fool, we have another shot of Combover Kyle and another awful, cheap necklace adorned on the stubby neck of the Squirter!



Chrissy holding his hands in a manner as to hide his tiny erection for the camera man, this would become a familiar position for him, however for Other reasons as he would find out whilst in the company of One Bryan Ockert…



#FakeBeautyPageantSmileKyle

#BryanOckSquirt

#AprilFoolChrissy

Great news!! Christopher Mitchell Sr. Has been spotted and found hanging out at a masonic lodge in St. George Utah(Why does everything always wind up in St. George Utah?) He apparently was president in 2020 even!! The Goat is GREAT!!! He is sooo proud of you. We found Travis Makar in St. george, We found Full Tilt's mystery bank in St. George Utah, NOW we find Christopher Mitchell Sr happily doing his thing with the masons in St. George Utah!

[BedWetterBettor]

Day 3 of Chrissy the April Fool gives us a look at the brief moment in time when Chrissy tried to be a Rapper!


“Yo yo yo, MC Squirty G is in the Houuuuuse!?!”



A young Squirtstopher is trying to capitalize on the White Rapper trend of the early 2000s!

Here he is rocking a Bandana after leaving his Rap Group Sissy Chrissy & The Funky Folks!

His debut album titled “Daddy Issues” sadly failed to crack the Billboard top 999,999 records!

But fear not Homies, we would see that Bandana and many other hilarious headwear items return decades later!

[BedWetterBettor]

RMS9: BWB, where are you finding these? These are hilarious.

Oh, I have my Sources... LOL!!!

I'll just say this without making assumptions. I was able to contact ANOTHER photographer named... oh let's just call him... Marty! And he had some links to his Past work that he felt like sharing. Unfortunately, Marty was not willing to Kiss & Tell about what ELSE happened during those photo shoots!!! But I figured I could still post these hilarious Head Shots of the FAILED Actor and Superstar that Never was and NEVER will be Kyle Squirty Prescott... Hahahahahaha!

I'm gonna hold off today's Gem of the April Fool to F.O.C.U.S. on another Fool that constantly tries to Fool others!

Some of you may think I'm being tough on old Uncle Zach, but none of ya'll can say he doesn't deserve SOME of this for his process trusting, Bool Sheeit not long ago where he said "Hurr durr I'm Team Christopher for Life! Much Love Champion!"

Now you may recall just a few weeks ago, Zach was asking anyone and everyone to promote his Meal Train for Gift Cards and Quality meals from Texas Roadhouse!

You're probably saying "Hey now, he just had a kid and it probably drained his puny bank accounts to Zero faster than Chrissy's Gambling Stragedies!"

To that I say, if you're hurting for money THAT BAD... why you having Professional Photo Shoots and buying new clothes to stage the "Happy Successful Family" scene?

BEHOLD...






MAYBE someone volunteered to take the photos with a High Quality Camera, but the intent is still the same with Old Uncle Zachy!

Fool people into thinking he's happy, healthy, wealthy and successful and then turn around and beg for donations a day later! They look to be eating pretty well if you ask me, looks like those Prescott Uber Eats meals made it after all!!

[zealanddonk]

RMS9: BWB, where are you finding these? These are hilarious.

Oh, I have my Sources... LOL!!!

I'll just say this without making assumptions. I was able to contact ANOTHER photographer named... oh let's just call him... Marty! And he had some links to his Past work that he felt like sharing. Unfortunately, Marty was not willing to Kiss & Tell about what ELSE happened during those photo shoots!!! But I figured I could still post these hilarious Head Shots of the FAILED Actor and Superstar that Never was and NEVER will be Kyle Squirty Prescott... Hahahahahaha!

I'm gonna hold off today's Gem of the April Fool to F.O.C.U.S. on another Fool that constantly tries to Fool others!

Some of you may think I'm being tough on old Uncle Zach, but none of ya'll can say he doesn't deserve SOME of this for his process trusting, Bool Sheeit not long ago where he said "Hurr durr I'm Team Christopher for Life! Much Love Champion!"

Now you may recall just a few weeks ago, Zach was asking anyone and everyone to promote his Meal Train for Gift Cards and Quality meals from Texas Roadhouse!

You're probably saying "Hey now, he just had a kid and it probably drained his puny bank accounts to Zero faster than Chrissy's Gambling Stragedies!"

To that I say, if you're hurting for money THAT BAD... why you having Professional Photo Shoots and buying new clothes to stage the "Happy Successful Family" scene?

BEHOLD...






MAYBE someone volunteered to take the photos with a High Quality Camera, but the intent is still the same with Old Uncle Zachy!

Fool people into thinking he's happy, healthy, wealthy and successful and then turn around and beg for donations a day later! They look to be eating pretty well if you ask me, looks like those Prescott Uber Eats meals made it after all!!

For some reason I get a small Diamond Dallas Page vibe from Zachy in that second picture.

As for Chrissy in the post before this, very hard to believe he was banging hundreds of women in the early 2000s with pictures like that.

[BedWetterBettor]

What do Alex Ovechkin and Chrissy have in common folks?

They both scored over 894 times on Muscular, Rich Guys!!!

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Documentation beats Conversation!



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So folks if you’re tired of living Pay check to pay check, working at a dead 9 to 5 J.O.B. and looking like this April Fool below Pulling his Pud on a Red Velvet Cupcake Couch for $200 a pop, then join my Public Outer Triangle for just $555,555.55.

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*Warning -Guarantee Not a Guarantee as much as suggested by Chrissy’s goofy face after Blowing his Wad for the 7000th time!

[TheRivers]

Hey Chrissy, I was at the history making game today on Long Island. Where were you? Surely the richest sports better in the world could have afforded a seat on the glass for this one. No?

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy's been putting even MORE miles than usual on the Leased Caddy SUV.

Another 1300+ miles and another Service Visit in less than 30 days???

Little Kyle must have paid extra for Another Lube Job...


Oh, and he got the Car Fixed too!



#NOMAD LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's been putting even MORE miles than usual on the Leased Caddy SUV.

Another 1300+ miles and another Service Visit in less than 30 days???

Little Kyle must have paid extra for Another Lube Job...


Oh, and he got the Car Fixed too!



#NOMAD LIFE BABY!

Back to delivering ubereats is my guess.

In other news, Chrissy is probably pulling his pud to "his" old predictions from Robert Kiyosaki that "economy go bad!".