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[tgull]

Under 230.5

Wizards - 76ers

Don't fade me, I have been on a heater.

[tgull]

Under 230.5

Wizards - 76ers

Don't fade me, I have been on a heater.

Well got the fuck out of that one in Q1 for a $250 loss. My gosh nobody missed a shot. Just glad they let me get out when they did.

[tgull]

I got an under mid game on the Lakers-Pacers at 233.5 This looks like a big loss. I dunno, I should have stayed away tonight. I knew when I logged into my book it was not going to work. What a fucking waste. Going to stream 1976 Rocky. Been like 20 years.

[Dan Druff]

Let's do some opening day baseball.

First, a tale of two pitchers who looked strong in the spring:

Mets (Holmes) at Houston (F. Valdez) - Under 4 -105 - FIRST 5 INNINGS



Second, a tale of two pitchers who have NOT looked good in the spring:

Minnesota (P. Lopez) at St. Louis (S. Gray) - Over 4 -115 - FIRST 5 INNINGS

Sonny Gray has a 12.56 spring ERA, and recently admitted he's weak because of a flu he never really got over. He and Mookie Betts should get together and figure this shit out. Pablo Lopez has been wild and has a 9.35 spring ERA. Lopez's strikeouts look good, but he struck out almost 200 in 185 innings last year, yet had an ERA over 4.

Between these two, we should get 5 runs.

[simpdog]

Mets +110.

"...lost its first eight Opening Day games from its inception in 1962. Since then, ..... the Mets have won 41 of 55 openers."



Kraken -105
Oilers injuries piling up. Skinner hurt last night. Hyman + Bouchard hurt but returned.

[BCR]

I’m on

Single @
+114
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 11:34:50 AM
Ticket ID: 8909921
Moneyline: CLE Guardians
CLE Guardians @ KC Royals


Single @
+150
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 11:33:59 AM
Ticket ID: 8909921
Run Line: BOS Red Sox -1.5
BOS Red Sox @ TEX Rangers


SAN’s ballpark pal tells me I’m a sucker for the homer bet but I have went through every AB either pitcher has ever had against the lineups and can’t figure it out. Witt and Massey. Those two have had success, no one else and we beat lefties a lot. Get it to the bullpen and I’ll like my chances.

I think Crochet is going to make the leap and Eovaldi is kind of mid.

I’m sure I’ll bet some more shit at night. Skubal v Dodgers is interesting. Want to see if Betts is ok after he got poisoned by the Yakuza

[Sanlmar]

Mets +110.

"...lost its first eight Opening Day games from its inception in 1962. Since then, ..... the Mets have won 41 of 55 openers."



Kraken -105
Oilers injuries piling up. Skinner hurt last night. Hyman + Bouchard hurt but returned.

I did Mets u8 -118. I have Mets race to 10 wins +1000 and more so I’m with you.

Furious finish last night for Oilers that ended in a loss. I completely didn’t understand the Dallas -135 yesterday. No Drai or McD. My Drai Hart is dead and I’m a very sad man. I had spent that $. I need work on a fade of Oilers in first round playoffs.
Kraken +110 DK

Betts u1.5 HRR -140
The fanboys, stat jockeys and Ohtani/Betts bots still out there.
Pray for Mookie
Last time he touched the turf I think he was 0-3 5 innings. You want some exposure if the trainers escort him onto the field.

I have DET F5 +120 vs Dodgers. (But I’m a professional).

Itching to put the BTTS prop back to work this year. Not today

[Dan Druff]

What kind of world is this when Sanlmar is doing Mets under full game, and I'm doing Mets under first 5?

I really urge you guys to fade Sonny Gray in some way today. First 5 Twins, first 5 over, Minnesota over first 5, whatever... just do it.

Influenza A is a bitch in 2025. Trust me, I had it. KO'd me for several days. I realize that I am old and am far from my athletic days, but it seems to have hobbled guys like Mookie Betts and Sonny Gray.

Gray is forcing himself to go out there because he's supposed to be "the guy" for the Cards, but he's not ready. As recently as March 24, he said he still felt weak. You can get o4 first 5 for -105 now on BOL.


Sanlmar fading Betts is a good idea, too.

Betting against Influenza A players is so 2025.

[BCR]

What kind of world is this when Sanlmar is doing Mets under full game, and I'm doing Mets under first 5?

I really urge you guys to fade Sonny Gray in some way today. First 5 Twins, first 5 over, Minnesota over first 5, whatever... just do it.

Influenza A is a bitch in 2025. Trust me, I had it. KO'd me for several days. I realize that I am old and am far from my athletic days, but it seems to have hobbled guys like Mookie Betts and Sonny Gray.

Gray is forcing himself to go out there because he's supposed to be "the guy" for the Cards, but he's not ready. As recently as March 24, he said he still felt weak. You can get o4 first 5 for -105 now on BOL.


Sanlmar fading Betts is a good idea, too.

Betting against Influenza A players is so 2025.

Ok, you made your case.

Single
@
-110
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 12:44:43 PM
Ticket ID: 8910112
Moneyline - First 5 Innings: MIN Twins
MIN Twins @ STL Cardinals

[BCR]

Shit, Cle just pulled Bibbee for Lively and made Bibbee dtd. I just clicked ML bet. Am I fucked since I didn’t click listed pitcher? I literally forget it hasn’t happened in so long

I’m pretty sure I’m fucked. Lively had decent spring and relatively good history versus KC lineup. Cashing out is prohibitive where it’s not worth it to cancel. Damn I didn’t hear a word about Bibbee being anything but sharp and ready.
I just want to know if bet will be void or not if I clicked simply moneyline and not listed pitcher. Stupid mistake

[Dan Druff]

Shit, Cle just pulled Bibbee for Lively and made Bibbee dtd. I just clicked ML bet. Am I fucked since I didn’t click listed pitcher? I literally forget it hasn’t happened in so long

If there's a listed pitcher option on the book and you didn't choose it, then yes you're fucked.

Some books don't have that option though, so you'd be fucked anyway.

On O/U bets, some books require listed pitcher. Others default to listed pitcher for moneyline bets, so check for that.

[Dan Druff]

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No other discussion is allowed here. Please use the general MLB 2025 thread for non-gambling-related MLB topics. Thank you.

[BCR]

Shit, Cle just pulled Bibbee for Lively and made Bibbee dtd. I just clicked ML bet. Am I fucked since I didn’t click listed pitcher? I literally forget it hasn’t happened in so long

If there's a listed pitcher option on the book and you didn't choose it, then yes you're fucked.

Some books don't have that option though, so you'd be fucked anyway.

On O/U bets, some books require listed pitcher. Others default to listed pitcher for moneyline bets, so check for that.

Yeah it’s listed option. Now rolling dice at +114 instead of +140 which sucks.

Thanks for clarifying.

Sounds like Influenza A super aids got Bibbee too. Said he woke with intense stomach virus.

Fuck it we changed course and cashed out and bet this. If either hits it pays for cash out at better odds. Kwan 3/8 career against Ragans. Noel 1/2 with HR


Single @
+163
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 02:08:20 PM
Ticket ID: 8910402
Total Bases Recorded by the Player - Including Extra Innings (Listed player must be in starting lineup for bets to stand): Noel, Jhonkensy - Over 1.5
CLE Guardians @ KC Royals


Single @
+128
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 02:07:39 PM
Ticket ID: 89104021


Total Bases Recorded by the Player - Including Extra Innings (Listed player must be in starting lineup for bets to stand): Kwan, Steven - Over 1.5
CLE Guardians @ KC Royals

As the marines say:Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

[Sanlmar]

✅ A. Rutschman HR +650 from MLB thread

[BCR]

Druffs locks more delayed than PFA radio show

[Dan Druff]

Druffs locks more delayed than PFA radio show

You'd probably have been better off it it rained out.

Somehow Sonny Gray is pitching ok, which is shocking everyone, including probably Sonny Gray.

I might still win my o4 because Lopez hasn't been good.

My Mets under squeaked by with 3 runs in first 5. It still has 3 runs, so San looking pretty sweet there as well.

[BCR]

If there's a listed pitcher option on the book and you didn't choose it, then yes you're fucked.

Some books don't have that option though, so you'd be fucked anyway.

On O/U bets, some books require listed pitcher. Others default to listed pitcher for moneyline bets, so check for that.

Yeah it’s listed option. Now rolling dice at +114 instead of +140 which sucks.

Thanks for clarifying.

Sounds like Influenza A super aids got Bibbee too. Said he woke with intense stomach virus.

Fuck it we changed course and cashed out and bet this. If either hits it pays for cash out at better odds. Kwan 3/8 career against Ragans. Noel 1/2 with HR


Single @
+163
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 02:08:20 PM
Ticket ID: 8910402
Total Bases Recorded by the Player - Including Extra Innings (Listed player must be in starting lineup for bets to stand): Noel, Jhonkensy - Over 1.5
CLE Guardians @ KC Royals


Single @
+128
Open
Mar 27 • 2025 At 02:07:39 PM
Ticket ID: 89104021


Total Bases Recorded by the Player - Including Extra Innings (Listed player must be in starting lineup for bets to stand): Kwan, Steven - Over 1.5
CLE Guardians @ KC Royals

As the marines say:Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

Extras got me an extra Kwan AB and he delivered to make that a wash and how about them Red Sox!

Unfortunately Sonny Gray can be as dead as our Sonny Don Lockman and the Twins can’t put a run across for us

[tgull]

Under 175.5 BYU - Alabama

Yes, BYU is a scoring machine this year, but this just looks like an absurd line. How many 90-85 games do you see in men's college basketball? Even that score loses. I have done well lately on college unders although I did get crushed last night but that was NBA.

[BCR]

Under 175.5 BYU - Alabama

Yes, BYU is a scoring machine this year, but this just looks like an absurd line. How many 90-85 games do you see in men's college basketball? Even that score loses. I have done well lately on college unders although I did get crushed last night but that was NBA.

My Sportsbook had this as their boosted special for +260. Just out of curiosity I did it myself on the regular section and it was +264. Thanks for the special that pays less.


I said fuck it because I do expect Florida to beat up on Maryland and who knows with the other one. Bama has a lot of size on them. Just a fun bet before a serious one on Duke kicking the shit out of Az

Parlay (2 Picks)0 of 2 settled
Mar 27 • 2025 At 06:19:48 PM
Ticket ID: 89113392
Point Spread: (1) Florida -8.5
(4) Maryland vs (1) Florida
Point Spread: (2) Alabama -2.5
(6) BYU vs (2) Alabama
Odds:
+264

[BCR]

Druffs locks more delayed than PFA radio show

You'd probably have been better off it it rained out.

Somehow Sonny Gray is pitching ok, which is shocking everyone, including probably Sonny Gray.

I might still win my o4 because Lopez hasn't been good.

My Mets under squeaked by with 3 runs in first 5. It still has 3 runs, so San looking pretty sweet there as well.

At least you got there. It was your first suggestion. Thanks for the homer Bader. You couldn’t do it with the bases loaded earlier?