Arrrrrright everybody, I wasn't gonna post this because it involves a kid. But the latest Shenanigans from the Jones family kind of have me at a loss for words.
Here's Zach and Britt Jones, former Chrissy Suck Ups and Choctaw winners of $260(lol), literally BEGGING for Lunch Money from people and using their new born daughter's photo to solicit Gift Cards and Donations!
Now IF they were asking for money for Formula, Diapers, Meds, Clothes, etc. for the BABY, I would have Zero problem with this as anyone with kids can attest to how expensive it can be.
But no, the two Lazy fucks are literally begging for Gift Cards to Chipotle, Chick Fil A and Texas Roadhouse. Ya know all foods a new born baby will partake in?!?!?
And even if their Church or that Brianna Fowler lady set it up, they don't have to promote it on Facebook and COULD just keep it on the DL, but no typical privileged little shits like them have to milk it for all it's worth!
https://www.mealtrain.com/trains/e6n..._HIKBgbBCRN7RQ
Looks like Zach hasn't changed one bit. Still a lazy, entitled, piece of White Trash that thinks people should just GIVE him money instead of going out there and WORKING HARD for it!!! I'd almost have respect for him if he worked at Walmart or at worst, asked his Rich Daddy Kinty for the money to hold them over.
Maybe Zach should have Trusted the process of Using a Condom or Birth Control before getting himself in over his head???
Sorry if anyone is offended by this post, but quite frankly I don't give a shit! When two lazy, privileged dipshits like this try to use social media and their new born kid to pay for THEIR own meals while they post photos and videos show how "successful and Happy" they are, it just doesn't sit well with me!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 03-12-2025 at 10:33 AM.
Super embarrassing to start a Gofundme so you can eat at Texas Roadhouse.
Good that most of it is either already in meals, or as gift cards, makes me think ol Zachy has gone balls deep into some other stupid scheme.
"Hurr hurr, if only I had $1000 I could buy some Tesla shares and we'll be rich, hurr hurr".
And fuck me, $660/$1000 already given, Chrissy's lesson on finding golden geese was not lost on Zachy at all.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Remember when Chrissy was proclaiming that his Dinner Bill isn't less than $1000? Wonder if Zach asked Chrissy to FAST and skip just ONE meal to help him make the goal?And fuck me, $660/$1000 already given, Chrissy's lesson on finding golden geese was not lost on Zachy at all.
To No Surprise of course, Chrissy, Stacy, Brandon, Justin Kyle Nieves, Bird Brain, Branko, Nam Douche and all the other Millionaires from the Chums Club haven't donated One Cent! Wonder Why??
Not even Papa Keith Craft(an actual Millionaire) has bothered sending some Old Unused Gift Cards to help Keeping up with the Jones's's???
Looks like Zach was eating just fine not long ago??? Hmmmm??
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Who is this guy Jon Friedl? He looks like he could be D Lucky's brother? He can help you win more jackpots, just like dat!
https://professorslots.com/consultation/
Who is Zachy’s dad and what is his business again. Want to give him a couple shoutouts about his deadbeat son begging for food.
Thanks!
That would be good ol' Kinty Jones of Jones Heating & Cooling. He runs an HVAC installing company and does some contracting work as well. Also looks like he sells used cars on the side.
https://www.facebook.com/kintyjones.heatingcooling
I can respect the hustle of old Kinty. He's got 5 kids from his 1st marriage and ended up marrying a good looking chick half his age the 2nd time around.
Most of em work normal 9 - 5 J.O.B.'s, unlike Zach and his Self Entitled, Lazy behind who thinks he should just get a million dollars in 6 months or less, lol!
Here's Zachy with his old coach, sporting one of the worst hair pieces I've seen since Hulk Hogan's burn victim looking attorney!
Speaking of Bad Fur...
HAHAHAHAHA, BRAVO to the author of these gems!
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Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 03-12-2025 at 05:05 PM.
Looks like they cleaned some out but more volunteers showed up. Funny note it appears the dates to volunteer disappear when they remove them. Probably don’t want the food anyways, only cash and gift cards.
Should be some interesting discussions in the Jones household this morning. Thinking of Zach trying to tell Britt “It wasn’t a Lamborghini”.
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Even funnier, that was the EXACT time Chrissy was driving around with a REVOKED license for UNPAID PARKING TICKETS!!!Should be some interesting discussions in the Jones household this morning. Thinking of Zach trying to tell Britt “It wasn’t a Lamborghini”
Wonder how Zach would have felt if he knew he could have gotten pulled over and his Millionaire buddy would have been hauled off to jail for warrants and unpaid parking tickets?
Then he'd have to hitchhike home from Choctaw Casino and let some Bird Brained Trucker reenact the infamous Frat Man Truck Stop Scene... "ONE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME..."
Also, JC Barber/Fitness Fraud has joined the party of delivering meals! Hope Zach doesn't call him the same word that Chrissy did at the Tampa Booty Bash Masturr Mind Disaster!!!
Feel free to use any of these Photos for your FREE ACCOUNT with Meal Train folks!
Best part is, you can use ANY photo and ANY email address to sign up. Since they don't send a Confirmation email, you can just Make up an email or use some variant of ChangeYourLifeVlog@gmail.com
Party on Garth!!!
https://www.mealtrain.com/trains/e6nvmy
Someone should throw in a free comped meal from whichever casino Zachy lost his arse at.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
According to Zach, during his time with The Bloat, he was Printing $260 a day Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Getting Free Food while Increasing his Net Worth...
How's that working out Little Fella?
PUHHHHHHHLEASE someone find a way to replace the baby pic with this one!!! I would suggest contacting the Cunt that keeps deleting our Donations, Brianna Fowler
https://www.facebook.com/briannanguyen11
Speaking of deleting....
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND IT'S GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!
Mrs. Jones decided to delete the link off her FB page, but of course not enough to shut down the begging campaign. I guess they didn't Trust the Process???
Since they are clearly lurking here, here's our offer to Zach! Tell him to get his broke ass on Poker Fraud Alert Radio and do an "Ask Me Anything" for 60 minutes and we will fund the remaining $340 for your $1000 goal!!! That's $340 an hour, what kind of job pays that hurr hurr?!?!
If he refuses to Answer ANY questions, he Loses the money.
If he Leaves Early, he Loses the Money!
Additionally, He MUST go on Air and admit that Christopher Mitchell is a FRAUD and NOT A MILLIONAIRE! That he LIED about his wins and all the money he has, and that Chrissy NEVER gave him $2000 at the Masturr Mind to cover his losses and that he is a LIAR, a SCAMMER and Gay Porn Reject Masturbating Midget Moron!
Feel free to add your own requests in the Rep Comments folks!
If he does these things, I'm sure we can scrape together $340 for Uncle Zach? What say you Folks???
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PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Appears all the dates are filled up. Gonna be some hungry days at the Jones.
Updated-No more dates and doubting they are adding any after all the great work by the good people here. BUT they will still take your money.
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Last edited by The Boz; 03-14-2025 at 11:05 AM. Reason: Updated
^^^ HAHAHA, I didn't wanna use up the last spot, but Chris Bird Brain's Donation got Deleted this morning.
Tried to be subtle with the shade, I guess I blew it with the Masturrrrrrrrrrr hurr hurr Mind Set???
Perhaps they will add more dates for the other Cum Bum Chum Alum to participate???
Zach may been baptized like a King, but he sure won't be eating like one!
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Bird Brain is rebuilding his bankroll again, i guess all them paid for bestest ever strategies and inner circle jerk off sessions with the Billy Goat never really worked out... it only seems that people who trusted the process went busto... not a millionaire in site including Christopher Mitchell himself after 4 years of getting scammed...
Old Bird Brain eating plenty of greasy, fried Chinese/Filipino food to keep that awesome Physique of his! Also, Manchild Birdy calls it "Din Din". No more "Winner Winner, Filet Mignon for Dinner" videos eh?
He also failed at his latest attempt to raise funds, getting $0 of his $200 goal... lol
Why not just use your Masturr Mind Set and go fleece the casino for that $200 Birdemic?
Wonder why Chrissy only had $2000 or less in funds for Bellagio trip last week? Doesn't he claim to make OVER 100k every single month?
"Folks folks, I made $123,456.78 this month folks. God's honest truth!!!"
Good news for Chrissy, his old Non-Buddy Ryan Screwman is offering 100k loans annnnnnnnnnnnd you get a FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP in APEX MLM Schemes!!!
Hurr hurr, it's like getting 100k for free since you will EASILY make that 100k back using Apex's marketing stragedies and the rest is gravy!!!
Folks, why doesn't the Bloat get three of these for him, Stacy and NVB? That's 300k and 3 Free One Time, Life Time Recurring Fee memberships to APEX! What could go wrong folks???
Nevermind the 30% interest rate old Screwman is likely to tack on and the useless investment advice you'll get from APEX!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 03-17-2025 at 01:28 PM.
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