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    *** OFFICIAL *** joe croupier roulette thread

    Hi everyone, I’ve just joined the forum and I’m curious about your thoughts on roulette tracker tools. Some people swear by them for spotting trends or patterns, while others say it’s just a waste of time since roulette is random anyway. I’ve been playing around with a couple of these tools, and I’m on the fence about whether they actually help or if it’s just for fun.

    Do any of you use them? or do you think they’re completely pointless?



    Would love to hear your opinions—especially if you’ve got any stories or experiences to share.

    Much love
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    The fish ain’t biting, Joe. Cut bait.
    POKER FAG ALERT! FOR BLOW JOBS SEE SLOPPY JOE, SONATINE AND BCR.

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    Sorry i can't hear you bro, care to speak up ?

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    Great roulette strategy i've been playing for decades now

    Place a bet on the numbers i think are coming in and win


    Easy as fuck

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    How to beat roulette with laws of maths by joe croupier

    The Law of Averages in Roulette – Myth vs. Reality

    Introduction

    The law of averages is often thrown around in gambling discussions, especially in roulette. Many players believe that if a number or color hasn’t hit in a while, it is “due” to appear soon. But is this really true? In this blog, we’ll break down the law of averages, how it applies to roulette, and why misunderstanding it can lead to costly mistakes.

    The Reality of Roulette Odds

    Roulette is a game of pure chance, governed by strict mathematical probabilities. Each spin is independent of the last, meaning that previous outcomes have no effect on future spins. In European roulette, for example, the probability of landing on red is 48.65%, black is 48.65%, and green (zero) is 2.7%.

    The law of averages, in a true statistical sense, suggests that over a very long number of spins, the actual results will begin to reflect the expected probabilities. However, in the short term, variance plays a huge role, and streaks can occur that defy expectations.

    Common Misconceptions

    The Gambler’s Fallacy


    One of the biggest misunderstandings is the gambler’s fallacy—the belief that if red has appeared six times in a row, black is now “due.” In reality, the odds on the next spin remain the same. A streak of 10, 15, or even more of the same outcome is rare but entirely possible. This is how casinos capitalize on players who chase losses, expecting an outcome to “balance out.”

    Betting Systems & Martingale

    Many betting systems, such as the Martingale strategy, rely on the idea that losing streaks can’t last forever. The Martingale method involves doubling your bet after a loss so that when you eventually win, you recover all losses and make a small profit. While this can work in theory, table limits and bankroll constraints make it risky—one long streak of losses can wipe out your funds before a win occurs.

    Short-Term Variance vs. Long-Term Expectation

    The law of averages only holds over thousands or millions of spins. In the short term, anything can happen. Just because black has hit 80 times in 150 spins doesn’t mean red will dominate the next 150. The casino’s edge (2.7% in European roulette) ensures that over time, players will lose more than they win, regardless of streaks.

    How Understanding It Helps Players

    Avoids bad bets based on faulty logic – Recognizing that each spin is independent can prevent emotional betting.

    Encourages better bankroll management – Instead of chasing losses, players can set limits and play within their means.

    Helps spot casino myths – Understanding probability makes you less likely to fall for “hot” or “cold” number myths.

    Conclusion

    The law of averages does not guarantee short-term outcomes. Each roulette spin is independent, and streaks can last longer than most players expect. The best approach is to play for entertainment, set limits, and not rely on faulty logic to make betting decisions. In the end, the house edge remains constant—no matter how many times red or black has hit in a row.

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    Question:

    Doesn't Gambler’s Fallacy work on how far a streak of reds goes ?? so how far do streaks go ??? They have to end eventually right ?? and do streaks of 2/1 bets go further than 1/1 streaks ??? Why is it when people talk about gamblers fallacy they only mention 1/1 bets ??? There's a flaw is this madness !!!


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    What most people don't understand about the odds in Roulette is that each spin is independent from the prior and following spin. Also, despite the odds posted given each spin has a 50% chance of being a winner. You either win, or you do NOT win.

    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    You either win, or you do NOT win.

    or get money back

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    Hunt streets, they don't streak for long ............

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    Eventually is a big long time ....... How casinos scam ur understanding of time

    Eventually is a big long time .......


    So how long do roulette streaks break/end ?


    What is a roulette streak you may ask ??


    How often do winning streaks last and how often are they ?????


















    My name's joe .. U r gay


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    My 1st roulette tracker tool was a pen and a piece of paper about 32yrs ago, When I saw 19 reds in a row my brain melted and things happened .....


    "Is my computer program floppy disk not working?"

    "Why am i not seeing any blacks ?? "

    "Is a Mcd's cheese burger even that big???"






    Then realized I was sent from god ............. joe croupier


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    How a Roulette Tracker Tool Can Improve Your Strategy and Increase Your Wins

    Why Using a Roulette Tracker Tool Can Improve Your Game

    Roulette is a game of chance, but serious players know that tracking patterns and results can enhance their strategy. A roulette tracker tool helps players analyze trends, identify hot and cold numbers, and refine their betting decisions. Whether you're playing online or in a casino, using a tracker tool can give you a competitive edge.

    Track Hot and Cold Numbers

    One of the biggest benefits of a roulette tracking tool is the ability to monitor which numbers appear frequently (hot numbers) and which have been absent for many spins (cold numbers). While roulette is random, some players use this data to adjust their betting strategy. For example, if number 17 has hit multiple times in recent spins, you might decide to bet on it, expecting the streak to continue.

    Follow the Law of Averages

    Many players believe in the law of averages, expecting that over time, every number should appear roughly the same number of times. A tracker tool helps you identify when a number has been missing for an unusually long streak, allowing you to make an informed betting decision.

    Enhance Your Betting Strategies

    Roulette trackers are not just about numbers – they can also highlight patterns in even/odd results, red/black sequences, or high/low streaks. If you follow a betting system such as the Martingale, Fibonacci, or D'Alembert, a tracker tool helps you see when to adjust your bets accordingly.

    Reduce Guesswork and Improve Decision-Making

    Rather than making random bets, a roulette tracker tool provides real-time data that eliminates the guesswork. If a table has been producing more reds than blacks, or if a specific dozen is hitting more frequently, you can use that data to make smarter bets rather than relying purely on luck.

    Ideal for Online and Live Roulette

    Whether you're playing online or at a physical casino, a tracker tool is useful. Many players use these tools to record results from live dealer games, improving their long-term betting approach.

    Final Thoughts

    A roulette tracking tool won't change the fact that roulette is a game of luck, but it can help you play smarter. By analyzing past spins, following trends, and adjusting your bets strategically, you can maximize your chances of winning. If you're serious about roulette, using a tracker is a must!

    Try a roulette tracker today and start making more informed bets!

     
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    Amazing joe croupier roulette quotes


    "Streaks aren't guaranteed to continue, they are 100% guaranteed to end tho"



    "Dozens don't like to chop from one to another and back for too long, unlike any 1/1 bet, 2/1 won't do it for long, Betting against the chop when it acures is the best way to play dozens"



    "It's a only a matter of time a streak will end, understanding how long bets streak for is the key to beating roulette"



    "Yo momma's a hoe"



    "The wheel has no memory, no concept of time and no understanding of currency"



    "Tomorrows hot numbers are todays colds numbers, The wheel has no concept of time so when is tomorrow?"



    "Only high rollers lose money, Low rollers just make less all the time"



    "There's a fine line between responsibility and risk, risk less be more responsible"



    "yo pappa smokes cow dung"

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    Just working on the worlds most unstoppable roulette strategy in the universe and beyond atm, Leaving a chip on the middle dozen then alternating 1 from 1st to 3rd, there's a reason it works as dozens don't like to chop from one to another unlike 1/1 chops, so doing it this way you'll catch the chop then hunt the win with a few extra chips ... I've been playing this for years but just started to look into it a bit more with different progressions.



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    Christopher Mitchell the #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the World said this won't work on European roulette and only works on American roulette cause the numbers are spaced different between the 2....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    Christopher Mitchell the #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the World said this won't work on European roulette and only works on American roulette cause the numbers are spaced different between the 2....
    I’m pisstopher Mitchel


    When will you learn ?

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    I saw 102 reds in a row today, It had to happen eventually !!!

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    All symmetrical patterns in the spins history has to end, If they continue we would be able to win every spin, spin after spin after spin after spin, Luckily they have to end leading us to hunt and win the end destruction of the symmetrical pattern.

    The most basic symmetrical pattern is a streak of 1/1's b,b,b,b,b,b,b,b,b,b,b,b then the symmetrical pattern can go a little further like r,b,r,b,r,b,r,b,r,b then maybe r,r,b,rr,b,r,r,b,rr,b,rr,bb they all have to end eventually, If you look at the last 4 spins on all 1/1 bets you might have r,r,r,r also a o,o,o,o also a h,h,h,h ... One of them has then end.





    I've been testing £10 to ?? using small bets then more etc etc to become the ruler of the universe.

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    Like I said I find roulette pretty easy, all this in about an hour last night without using a tracker, because tools are for fools apparently 😂😂😎

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    Joe for president!!

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    The difference between how long 1/1 and 2/1 roulette bets streak for, Eventually all streaks end.


    This is 1/1 bets spun 1000 times, and how many times it's streaked.

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    1/1 again

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    Then again

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    This is 2/1 bets spun 1000 times

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    2/1 again

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    Then again

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    Crazy right ?

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