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    Arrow Trump's new DOGE office

    Do you have any suggestions for DOGE? What waste have you ID'd?


    I will post mine here once I submit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Do you have any suggestions for DOGE? What waste have you ID'd?


    I will post mine here once I submit it.
    Let' be honest. It's Elon's office and he's only adding to what will be know
    as the Trump tragedy

    BTW, the SEC is well into Elon and his Fonzi scheming
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Do you have any suggestions for DOGE? What waste have you ID'd?


    I will post mine here once I submit it.
    Let' be honest. It's Elon's office and he's only adding to what will be know
    as the Trump tragedy

    BTW, the SEC is well into Elon and his Fonzi scheming
    uhh. Elon doesnt ride around on a motorcycle let alone go skiing and jumping over sharks. But what do I know. I would think a fonzi scheme would be more of an FCC issue or FTC for trademark infringement vs the SEC.

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    Its such a genius move too. By doing so if they refuse to return/quit then they get no severance or anything and the Unions that represent the workers cant do jack or shit about it while reducing the massive size of govt. Some of these idiots literally moved away and are cooked they cant return because they live hours away from DC now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
    Its such a genius move too. By doing so if they refuse to return/quit then they get no severance or anything and the Unions that represent the workers cant do jack or shit about it while reducing the massive size of govt. Some of these idiots literally moved away and are cooked they cant return because they live hours away from DC now.
    Almost all work from home arrangements come with the stipulation that if your boss calls you have :59 minutes to get to your physical place of employment if you are at your home workstation. I know it seems unlikely but many of the departments work with IT to check to make sure people are in compliance.

    Im sure there will be many people who work in florida and live in Oregon. With a payroll as page as they have its bound to happen. Of course that is not to say the guy in Oregon isn't the best and most productive employee in the department. Some will be dead weight and these are the “saves” we are all looking for.

    I think what most people fail to realize is most of the government work from home arrangements are to benefit the cost of government. There are Defense facilities and VA hospitals that don't have the office space to support the Legal, HR, Finance and even some core elements of running the facility.


    Mark my words. There is a day coming in the next 3-5 weeks where “everyone” is going to have to show up at the main building to sign in and find out where to report to their new on site workstation….the local TV cameras will get called in….. and there will be a bunch of mid level beaurucrats standing around telling everyone to “go home and get back to work”.

    There are literally thousands of people like this and its going to be a shit show for very little return on investment.

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    At this point I wouldn't be surprised if guys like Limitles are getting paid indirectly somehow to post here by the USAID. AIDs being appropriate.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: add BCR, richard comb overs and probably a few others i can't think of right now...

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    Imagine believing these kids give a fuck about you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
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    Imagine believing these kids give a fuck about you.
    A Jew and RichardBC see these 6 kids hanging out and Richard tells the Jew he wants to fuck the gook in the middle.

    The Jew says let’s fuck them all.

    Richard asks why he was too stupid to think of that.

    The Jew says because you are a stupid broke fuck wasting your life fucking barely 18 YO boys waiting for the government to fix your life YOU fucked up.

    Richard said nothing, knowing the Jew was correct. But still wanted to fuck the slant.

     
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    And?????

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    I hope those kids don’t care….get rid of the waste.

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    doge is gay

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    Even though I’m personally curious as all fuck what Palantir does for a living I hope DOGE gives us a warning before diving into the luscious filth that is the Defense Dept.

    Peering inside America’s DOD would be akin to looking inside The Ark of the Covenant. Severe consequences including literal death could result and you would certainly want to short TSLA etc

    Harrison Ford too old to play Elon in the movie

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    That ETF that does Tesla straddles could be worth a modicum of my sweet moolah

    TSLY

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    Politico got its USAID funding pulled and now can’t make payroll. Bankruptcy next?
    POKER FAG ALERT! FOR BLOW JOBS SEE SLOPPY JOE, SONATINE AND BCR.

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    Elon and Trump better lay off SSI Checks I already get a check at 45

    Dont need no issues with this new Cabinet and Office and SSI (Low Income Disability..)

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