Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Welp there it is, proof that he bet and won on Ohio State…

An old photo from 2 years ago, re-used for the 17th time because Squirtstopher is too broke to make a new photo with current money or bet slips.

Looks like the Tahoe sale money is all but gone!





Too bad little Kyle is too broke to have another Booty Bash Boat Party Village People style! He’d probably get thrown over board by one of the Cum Bum Chum Alum pictured below!

zealanddonk: "I never miss a day"

Chrissy also is not afraid to Rake Risks! Does this imply he takes a Rake when giving betting advice to his chums?

Or does Chrissy actually Rake together all his risks like leaves and put them in trash bags not unlike his non-verbal future NHL star likes to play with?

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy might do "whatever it takes" but ULD has a car.......

[Pickleball]

@ Druff - Since this post is not related to The Bloat, other than he is an affiliate with Betonline, feel free to nuke it.

Just a few minutes ago, I tried placing a future bet with Betonline. The bet was for Cori Gauff to win the Australian Open Women's Championship at +450.
After entering $50.00 to win $225.00, BOL rejected the bet.
They posted a message that said I was limited to betting a maximum of $6.00.
A major offshore sports book is worried about having to payout $225.00? WTF?

[BedWetterBettor]

Looool at Kyle’s terrible acting in the Cheap Bruins jersey and potted plant!

Does he think filming the game in real time somehow legitimizes his fake bets and fake life?

Just like those cheap, fake teeth don’t negate him being an Ugly, Bald Midget!

[Pickleball]

Whacha think? I think all of his money is fake, except for the old hundred dollar bills. Chrissy must be broke if he still has old bills that he claims to despise.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy Cakes claims that it didn't make sense on paper to bet the Bruins at +172, but since he studies NHL all the time he went ahead and bet the underdog because the paper told him not to???!!! LMAO WTF??!!! also just like his "live" prerecorded table game sessions, he rewinds his tv to make a video on another fake non existent sports bet... sorry @BWB he rewound his tivo tv box or whatever he has to make it look "live" ... and as @BWB stated he acts like a retard trying to be Cody Covers...

[BedWetterBettor]

Why would the Bloat bet on Boston after they lost 6 in a row? Unless of course HE lost 6 in a row Marty betting and was chasing his losses?

But as usual, Zero documentation equals Masturbating Midget's Conversation is all we have!

Also the bet size makes zero sense if he supposedly Won 20K on Ohio State (which means he had to have bet 40k to get that at -195 odds)

Why is he firing off a Fake 10K bet on Boston if he was up so much from yesterday? COMPLETE LIES, that's why!

Imagine being so hated you have to HIDE in your Vegas bunker and watch Sports games ALL BY YOURSELF, instead of going out to a Bar or Sports Book in the Betting Capital of the World?

Shouldn't the High Roller be getting bottle service in the VIP section of the Sports Book along with Dana White and the other Whales???



Shoutout to Elmo!

[zealanddonk]

Krissy Cakes claims that it didn't make sense on paper to bet the Bruins at +172, but since he studies NHL all the time he went ahead and bet the underdog because the paper told him not to???!!! LMAO WTF??!!! also just like his "live" prerecorded table game sessions, he rewinds his tv to make a video on another fake non existent sports bet... sorry @BWB he rewound his tivo tv box or whatever he has to make it look "live" ... and as @BWB stated he acts like a retard trying to be Cody Covers... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1109999330857918

Hurr hurr, thats what you ay the $999/month for, hurr hurr"

[1dollarboxcar]

lol, nice little discussion on his instagram...

[zealanddonk]

When Chrissy says stalker, he means debt collector, right?

Or does he mean angry former chums club members?

[crudebar]

couldn't even care less about the bet slips. How long has he been making 100k a month, 2-3 years?

Show us that 2 million dollar home and a few of your sports cars. But instead we get a bath robe and 1 leased car.

[BedWetterBettor]

And another Gay fashion show as Documentation of non-existent Bets, lol!

I mean if only the Squirter had some proof that couldn’t be bought by someone working at Walmart, he might lure in another Dumbass Chum!

Cuz only Millionaires can afford blank, no name jerseys and stand in front of cheap poster frames in a rented bunker!



And why can’t Masturbator Mitchell show all those OLD bet slips from months ago with his personal info blurred?

How could a “stalker” use old info to do anything to Little Kyle now? Since it’s sports betting it doesn’t matter which casino you place the bet at, especially if you claim to be the Number One sports bettor in the world! You can choose any casino at will and place sports bets there!

But no, the Little Shit can’t produce a single sports betting ticket for 2 years cuz he’s broke, begging and hiding from the repo man. Hence the reason he sold the Tahoe, to buy himself more time on a new loan agreement and avoid getting repo’d for another few months!





Chrissy Pulling His Pud against a Green Wall “Uhhh just tell me what you want me to Daddy? You want me to Smile or Squirt or Whatever it takes to make a Big Load for you, I’ll do it!”

#StrokeLife

[1dollarboxcar]

big day today, 3 NFL playoff games + some NHL starting early in the afternoon too... will Krissy Cakes take all 3 favorites in the NFL today and make 5k in profit each game going 3 for 3 again ... Bills -440 , Eagles -238 and TamponBay -162... or will he wrap all 3 games in a parlay all the favorites for a +181 payout, or will the piece of paper that doesn't make sense tell him to take an underdog or 2 ( if they should win ) so he can rewind his tivo tv box and go "live" again as an underdog wins and act like Cody Covers... will he be picking up all his winnings later tonight as he heads to the VGK home game vs Min.

let's see if he can be somewhat original today.... if only there was some way to black out the information that he doesn't want his "stalker" to see on his big time winning bet slips...

[TheRivers]

So he’s saying he made 15K yesterday even with winning the Nruins at 17K plus two other bets and is justifying this math by saying he had to recover his 17K loss from Thursday. So with that logic…shouldn’t he have already recovered that by winning with Ohio State on Friday (a 20K bet he bragged about). Could it be that…he didn’t make any of these bets? I think we know that answer.

[zealanddonk]

Good old Chrissy math "hurr hurr $50k weeks, $100k months".

I thught months were at least 4 weeks long.

One of the most stupid things Chrissy ever said was he was going to give Keithy money to help him get to $250k/month.

And here we are, years later, Chrissy still chasing that $250k/month dream.

[BedWetterBettor]

Member when Chrissy was asking his idiotic followers how much she should increase his fake affiliate money balance to?



Then he supposedly made 2K and just stopped 5 days later?



Typical Chrissy, sets up a challenge and then goes limp before completing it!

How’s that goal of getting down to 175 lbs going Lardass?

Quitting that like you quit everything else because you’re a Failure!

[zealanddonk]

couldn't even care less about the bet slips. How long has he been making 100k a month, 2-3 years?

Show us that 2 million dollar home and a few of your sports cars. But instead we get a bath robe and 1 leased car.

This reminds me of the good old days of Chrissy getting scammed _twice_ with LOLexs.


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Just about everything Chrissy "claims" he wanted as a child has turned to shit for him.
But he still has his poem he claimed he wrote after God told him not to jump off a bridge.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, coke head Chrissy with more lies about non-existent wins!

Look folks, he's yelling like a Masturbating Midget in a Cheap hockey jersey and then he sticks his fat ugly face in the camera, he must be winning cuz nobody else does this ever to sell something useless?!?!

Phantom Limb: One of our excellent video makers should dub in "Are You Ready? Uhhh" over the last bit of today's nonsense.

Great idea, however I think they will get a copyright strike from Colt and Chaos Men if they use the “You reaaaaady?? Hahhhh!?!” Or the “Ready to Squirt!” Footage clips.

I also think mumbles gets pissy when you use clips from his videos and he files a complaint!

So lame that these Fags can’t just let public footage be used to embarrass this Moron!

[1dollarboxcar]

just wanted to link the newest video, as @BWB said he yells real close to the camera "what are you waiting for" at the very end... maybe people are waiting for some actual proof, say like some bet slips instead of just wearing the jersey and claiming you won $7.5k on the Lightning today... is it normal not to blink even once during a 36 second video?? LMAO
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[Tellafriend]

remarkable how someone so wealthy and doing this solely to help others puts so much effort into selling his inner circle memberships.