Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, I just won another $5000 betting on sports tonight!

See I put this 4 leg parlay on the Rams vs Cardinals! And won $4500 folks, it’s Documented folks!!!



Then I won another $500 moneyline on the Bruins despite the ML odds being -205 Folks… God’s honest truth!


Here I’ll put it in a format that is used as documentation and can only be understood by Masturbating Midgets…

[zealanddonk]

Folks, I just won another $5000 betting on sports tonight!

See I put this 4 leg parlay on the Rams vs Cardinals! And won $4500 folks, it’s Documented folks!!!



Then I won another $500 moneyline on the Bruins despite the ML odds being -205 Folks… God’s honest truth!


Here I’ll put it in a format that is used as documentation and can only be understood by Masturbating Midgets…

As smart as Chrissy is, whats his plan to continue his "master line" of the "Mitchell Generation" ?

After all, no school, no job, and Chrissy not having any friends limits who NVB could meet.
Drew having a son rules out cousin marriage (well, cousin procreation)

I'd like to hope Stace would put her foot down and rule out something between ULD and NVB.

[Pickleball]

This is why Bubs will never attend a public school.

[TheRivers]

I’ll give Chrissy some credit. He sure is entertaining. Today’s rant about poor people being stupid because they don’t want to pay him $1000 per month is pure gold.

[Phantom Limb]

"I was a dead broke uber driver and had no mentors or coaches to learn gambling from"...

...that statement would tell any reasonable person (therefore excluding any of Chrissy's marks) that this guy is too stupid to make use of available resources...FREE resources...online to learn about how to gamble.

Origin story of GayTard the Gambooler...

[zealanddonk]

I think we all know why Chrissy had to wear his sunglasses when making this nonsense.

Chrissy tells on himself -- "A poor person contacted him". Notice its _never_ rich people contacting him (unless you believe the Tom Brady calls, cos Chrissy does)

Chrissy still pitching "hurr hurr I'll show my chums how to make over $500k in 2025, guaranteed" he's shaking his head no when he says that last part

"If you can pay a multi-millionaire a $1000/month" <---- if you have that type of money and cant see how stupid this is, Chrissy is the man for you

Chrissy then tells on himself by saying "I know most of you dont think $500k is possible" -- why Chrissy, because you've never shown any evidence of it?

"What about you pay me $1k a month, and you make $2k a month?" <----- What the fuck is this nonsense?

Chrissy then claims if you knew about a $1000/month investment and didnt take it, you'd be stupid. <---- What about the risk level?


So, why arent there any rich people looking for an easy $500k also signing up for this nonsense?

[Dan Druff]

[Jayjami]

Hey Druff, are you teaching Benjamin your super duper winning sports betting and poker strategies so he doesn’t have to go to college and work for a living?

[Pickleball]

Kyle Prescott makes Billy Walters look like an amateur. Here I thought that Billy Walters winning percentage of 57% was incredible. Not any longer as Kyle wins 100% of his bets. Kyle just might go into the Guinness World Book of Records as the greatest sports handicapper of all time.

I wonder why he needs to sell his stellar picks? He can simply make his bets from his apartment and print money whenever he feels like it.

Yet from the kindness of his heart, he wants to share and give away a King's Ransom to all the dead broke douche bags that are stupid enough to send him $1,000.00 every month. What an incredible human being Kyle Prescott is. He knows how to spread (em) cheer better than any other gambling scammer on social media. #Bloat Life

[BedWetterBettor]

Riddle me this folks? If you were making $210,000 this month and were allegedly making 100k a month the previous 59 months, give or take...


Why would you need to SELL your SUV that you allegedly paid 90K for???


https://www.cadillaclasvegaswest.com...-NV/5935827930






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUSTED!!!


NOW we know why Chrissy is all of a sudden flush with Cash and showing off 10-20K. He had to sell his previous Tahoe with his Fat face plastered on the side of it promoting Colt Life Cash, bahahahahahaha!

He ain't winning shit on those sports bets and is just holding up the payout money he got from selling the SUV. And it's no where near 90K that he LIED about paying, the re-sale on it is under $65,000 which means Chrissy got paid UNDER $50,000. Probably around 45-46k considering the car has 31,000 miles on it

Now he DID in fact replace it with...

a USED 2024 Cadillac Escalade, the preferred choice of vehicle for wannabe gangstas and failed rappers of the early 2000's, lol!

I'm guessing he got either the Floor Model or the Test Drive vehicle for a discounted price. Because ALL Multi-Millionaires buy a Year old car with 2000 miles on it! #FRAUD LIFE BABY!







I'm sure the Masturbating Midget will try and Chrissysplain it as "Hurr durr I'm leveling up folks, by getting my finance agreement bought out by Caddy of Las Vegas West and taking a USED Escalade with 2000 miles on it, I'm winning on the deal folks, God's honest truth!?!?"

But this PROVES A) He can't afford the Tahoe payments and had to get bought out just like he did with the Lexus finance lease agreement or

B) He's scared shitless that we know he put his Colt Life Cash decal on the car and ran to change it thinking we wouldn't find out. But now we know he drives a Cadillac Escalade with a Moon Roof, he can't claim he's winning 210k otherwise why take out ANOTHER loan on it???

Why doesn't the multi-millionaire just BUY the Escalade and keep the Colt Life Decal Mobile stored in his garage and use it sporadically?

Why didn't the FAKE millionaire buy that car for Stacy if his plan was to trade it in and "level up"???

The same reason he uses NOTEBOOK pages that are hand written as "Proof" of his winnings. Today he tells us he made $210,000 in December, but the fact he sold his car on 12/5 would suggest otherwise! Notice all his FB photos after the 5th show him flashing cash and bragging about wins?




If this was his idea of an early Birthday present to himself, looks like I ruined the surprise... Again... BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Happy New Year Chrissy, remember that changing Cars doesn't change your Past SINS nor the people who are looking for retribution upon YOU for those sins!!!



#CURSED LIFE BABY!


What ya gonna do NOW Kyle??? Plaster your ugly face on the side of the Leased Cadillac Escalade until you can't afford that monthly payment either???

Did you sell the Tahoe because Mr. Foster told you to FUCK OFF when you begged him for more money? Do tell us Chrissy, inquiring minds wanna know, hahaha!!

TheRivers: Good stuff! Surprised he even has insurance

He has the State Bare Minimum for Liability coverage. Meaning it's the cheapest insurance possible to keep the payment low and leave yourself open to paying out of pocket in the event of a Vehicular Injury Lawsuit. I'm sure a multi-millionaire like Chrissy considered this when choosing the State minimums with Progressive! Afterall, he made 210k THIS month with zero documentation, he could show up to court in his sweatsuit and hand the Judge his Notebook when they ask for payment and proof of income!

#BLOAT LIFE BABY!

His new lease started December 5th. The recent blitz of videos and other FB posts started on the 6tb (before that they were not even once per day). Coincidence? I don’t think so.

Tariq Reed: Good info! But isn't an Escalade more expensive than a Chevy Tahoe? Wouldn't his payments be higher? Or maybe the Tahoe was a purchase and the Escalade is a lease, hence he temporarily has cash on hand because of the sale.

This is like the Chicago condo scheme he tried. By putting himself in a much higher monthly payment to temporarily look like he's "upgrading his lifestyle" but in reality, he's just utilizing the temporary influx of cash and then getting hit with the monthly payment backlash later!

Yes, the Escalade despite being Used, is valued more than the Tahoe. However, It's safe to say he took a Check payout from Cadillac of Las Vegas West back in November as that is when they started servicing the vehicle to post it for sale on their website.

So Chrissy temporarily had that money at his disposal to post all his nonsense "hurr hurr I won $5000 today, tomorrow and every day this month?!?"

He likely is a monthly payment plan of over $1000 a month for the Escalade and like I said, he will probably have to weasel out this agreement in a few months like he has twice already with the Lexus and Tahoe in less than 2 years! Let that sink in!

[TheRivers]

His new lease started December 5th. The recent blitz of videos and other FB posts started on the 6tb (before that they were not even once per day). Coincidence? I don’t think so.

[Pickleball]

His new lease started December 5th. The recent blitz of videos and other FB posts started on the 6tb (before that they were not even once per day). Coincidence? I don’t think so.

I thought Chrissy leased the Tahoe? If so, how was he able to pull any cash out of the lease? Don't people who lease cars in general, turn in the car after the lease expires and receive a credit based on the present value of the car (minus the reaming the dealers gives you)?

Nonetheless, @BWB smacked that pint sized, bald, lying pos on his ass once again. LOL

No wonder little sissy was swinging for the fences with his latest scam.

Brilliant work.

[TheRivers]

He had that Tahoe for barely two years yet managed to put 31K miles on it. Yes they drove from Chicago to Vegas in it and maybe had some drives through California. Wonder if some of his other “first class” trips were actually in that vehicle.

[Pickleball]

@BWB
Have you tracked down any pictures of the actual Escalade for my photography classes?

I would love to see what color little Chrissy chose?
I wonder if his car decal was tranferred onto the Escalade? hahahaha
Looks like this digital billboard advertising campaign was a flop like everything else in his life.

Imagine poor little Bubs asking daddy for a new pair of ice skates for Christmas. Chrissy angerly replies, "Who do you think I am, Rockefeller?". Bubs is confused and oooks daddy another question. Oook is Rocekerfeller? Chrissy still annoyed says, "You do not need to know who Rockefeller is. Just remember that money doesn't grow on trees!".

Sad little Bubs, being the best five year old athlete in all of Las Vegas knows that he cannot tryout for the NHL with his cheap Walmart pair of skates. Bubs ooks all the way to the bedroom to find his mommy laying on the bed with the holiday blues(depression).
He demands that Stacy get out of bed and put him in his baby buggy. Ahhh the comfort of his baby buggy from where he last ooked in a casino. Good memories for Bubs oooking by the slot machines. Bad 2024 memories for Chrissy after @BWB crushes his ego and exposes him for the fraudster that he is.

[BedWetterBettor]

Phantom Limb: I love knowing that he's bouncing off the walls with rage seeing himself exposed like this (irony, I know).

Funny thing is, I GUARANTEE he was plotting some sort of scheme to make it LOOK LIKE he won all this money and Bought himself a "NEW ESCALADE" just in time for his birthday or possibly as a New Year's Present to himself.

Meanwhile, Stacy got soggy cake for her soggy, pancake flat bottom and NO birthday dinner! HAHAHAHA!!



This clearly RUINED any chance he had of saying "FOLKS, LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT FOLKS!?! I got this car from all my winning sports bets folks and you can drive an Escalade like Chingy, Juvenile and the other forgotten rappers of 2002. Just pay me $999,999,999.99 folks, I GUARANTEE you'll make $500,000 folks just like I said Dave and Branko made 25K in Nov 2023, when I BEGGED DAVE for 5K, trust me folks!"


And in case any of you Folks in Vegas were looking for the new Bloat Mobile, it's Bright White like his Fake Teeth and has the same cheap $20, IMGOAT license plate!!

Pickleball: Have you tracked down any pictures of the actual Escalade for my photography classes?

See above, Rivers and I are on the same Wave Length!

TheRivers: I believe we got a brief glimpse of the new car in one of his recent reels. He’s got his head popped out of the sun roof trying to make it look like a limo. Assuming that’s it then it was a white vehicle.

Correct sir! You are using the same MINDSET that I did to expose the Masturbating Midget! He clearly is stuck in traffic and thought "Hurr hurr I'll stick my head out the moon roof and look like I'm cruising the strip in a limo!?!"

This is where he tried to look like he was riding a Limo around Vegas, but closer inspection shows he was just filming using the Moon Roof and his Selfie stick, hahahahahaha!

He also looks like a Complete Moron for spending money to Plaster his face all over the Tahoe in September only to have it removed 2 months later due to zero sign ups and the car dealer looking at this Bozo thinking "God, this will be the easiest Buyout and Rate Hike I've ever had!"

Chrissy wouldn't even be able to lie to the car salesman about his income as the guy would literally look at the giant decal and say "Sorry Squirt, no Millionaire I know gets cheap decals of a website holding up money and then needs a loan to buy a Caddy!"

[zealanddonk]

New Reel from Chrissy 4 hours ago:

Chrissy claims how to change your life

Write down how much money you'd like to make monthly
Then write down some affirmations


Chrissy is claiming hes aiming for $250k/month <--- same amount hes been trying for, for years now.

[Jayjami]

Could this pic be any gayer?

[Pickleball]

Chrissy is begging once again with the cash counter.
You don't even need a brain and he has a "mathematical guarantee" to turn $2,500.00 into 500K.
A mathematical guarantee means nothing.
Notice how his mouth always has a frown when he uploads videos and posts selfies? It is permanently frozen upside down. bahahaha

[BedWetterBettor]

Damn, Zach was one UGLY teenager! Too bad he was a limp wristed, bean pole and couldn't cut it at College Foozball!



And not surprisingly, Little Zachy was a TIGHT END!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, he sure IS!!! Ask Kyle!!!





#TRUST THE PROCESS

[Pickleball]

Funny thing is, I GUARANTEE he was plotting some sort of scheme to make it LOOK LIKE he won all this money and Bought himself a "NEW ESCALADE" just in time for his birthday or possibly as a New Year's Present to himself.

Ya think?



Meanwhile, Stacy got soggy cake for her soggy, pancake flat bottom and NO birthday dinner! HAHAHAHA!!



This clearly RUINED any chance he had of saying "FOLKS, LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT FOLKS!?! I got this car from all my winning sports bets folks and you can drive an Escalade like Chingy, Juvenile and the other forgotten rappers of 2002. Just pay me $999,999,999.99 folks, I GUARANTEE you'll make $500,000 folks just like I said Dave and Branko made 25K in Nov 2023, when I BEGGED DAVE for 5K, trust me folks!"


And in case any of you Folks in Vegas were looking for the new Bloat Mobile, it's Bright White like his Fake Teeth and has the same cheap $20, IMGOAT license plate!!

Pickleball: Have you tracked down any pictures of the actual Escalade for my photography classes?

See above, Rivers and I are on the same Wave Length!

TheRivers: I believe we got a brief glimpse of the new car in one of his recent reels. He’s got his head popped out of the sun roof trying to make it look like a limo. Assuming that’s it then it was a white vehicle.

Correct sir! You are using the same MINDSET that I did to expose the Masturbating Midget! He clearly is stuck in traffic and thought "Hurr hurr I'll stick my head out the moon roof and look like I'm cruising the strip in a limo!?!"

This is where he tried to look like he was riding a Limo around Vegas, but closer inspection shows he was just filming using the Moon Roof and his Selfie stick, hahahahahaha!

He also looks like a Complete Moron for spending money to Plaster his face all over the Tahoe in September only to have it removed 2 months later due to zero sign ups and the car dealer looking at this Bozo thinking "God, this will be the easiest Buyout and Rate Hike I've ever had!"

Chrissy wouldn't even be able to lie to the car salesman about his income as the guy would literally look at the giant decal and say "Sorry Squirt, no Millionaire I know gets cheap decals of a website holding up money and then needs a loan to buy a Caddy!"