Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Lol, at Squirter renting a White Limo to film some shitty B-ROLL footage of the Vegas Strip and try to make it LOOK like his cheap, shitty Colt Life Billboard ad is associated with the actual Strip when it's probably next to the Male Revue for Masturbating Midgets, hahaha!

Chrissy's reel is quite strange.
Theres a shot of a "Strippers" sign and some dude signing "I'm different".

This is one of Chrissy's subliminal messages he used to brag about when he used to claim he wrote scripts 6 months in advance.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy June 2024 - "I Don't care what YOU think"

Chrissy every month since "Folk folks, tell me what YOU think about me spewing Big Loads and Pulling my Pud! Tell me how great I am cuz my Daddy NEVER did!??!"

Clearly someone got to him and told him to 'Fuck Off' when he asked them to come to his Bday Booty Bash. It was probably Branko when he said "Squirtstopher, you said me and Dave would make $25,000 each and you LOST double that plus BEGGED Dave for $5000 before my eyes!"

[Jayjami]

Another photo op on the blank wall. Might be a professional photo shoot as NvB appears in the next shot while Kyle wears that fake beauty pageant smile yet again!

Bubs is so lucky. He has a dad who doesn’t sent him to school and will teach him his superduper winning gambling strategies so he’ll never have to work a day in his life. My dad told me if I didn’t work hard and get and education, I’d end up like the hobos down by the railroad tracks. I believed him. What a fool I am.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahaha, Chrissy looking and sounding shit faced in some off strip Casino while he lies about another magical win with NO documentation. Just conversation from a Masturbating Midget!

But just Believe him folks, he's wearing the team's jersey and ONLY holding up the amount of money he claims to have won WITHOUT the original Buy-in!

Nothing suspicious at all about that...



Chrissy is completely red-eyed and sweaty like the Kool Aid Cum Guzzler he is! Probably still snorting NVB's ADD meds cuz he's too broke to buy real drugs! LOL!

Guess it's better than having Meth and Cum stained teeth when he Squirted Big Loads for Colt!



Squirtstopher also claims the Dallas Stars are the #1 Team in the NHL... at home.

But as usual, he doesn't fact check and is WRONG! You'd think the #1 Sports bettor in the World would know things like that, but alas the Colt Dolt only knows Lies and Deception.

Remember when Chrissy hated anything from Dallas and was Yelling "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT" in the ears of a Dallas fan not long ago? Yea neither does he!

[BedWetterBettor]

More lies from the Squirt, remember when he said he bets two games a night? Neither does he!

He claims he lost on 3 games but miraculously he placed a Big Boy bet on the Winnipeg Jets!

Considering they were playing the lowly Sharks and had -234 odds, the Squirter would have to bet OVER 50k to win this alleged 25k.

But ya know he says it happened and wore a cheap Jets jersey as proof, so Conversation surely beats Documentation here?



He also used an old Money counter Video to tell people to get the money that belongs to them!!! Does he actually think people believe that it's recent?



I’m guessing that’s the line he tried on Gary and Lucy years back that resulted in the infamous Black eye!



Folks, I also made a BOATLOAD while Little Kyle was making Big Loads...



See, here's MY Girlfriend wearing a Penguins Jersey AFTER they won in OT against the Kings and she's AT the game! That proves I won money on my 27K bet and I just Documented it here! Proving that I am the REAL Goat and Chrissy is just a Masturbating Midget!


And on Cue the Little Pussy deleted the Winnipeg post on FB! Hahaha, probably cuz he Lied and stated he lost 3 of 4 bets on the Capitals, Sabres annnnnnnd Kraken! It is still on his rarely used IG along with the OLD video of the Brrrrrr Chrissy mouth open for Cocks video from January 11!



But magically his non-existent Jets bet at -234 saved his night and the night of his only remaining Dumb Dumb Chum Nam Douche!

Meanwhile I documented my Gf’s bet as she is just a low rolling ho bag and I placed a 9k bet on my Big Boy account, which of course I can NEVER show proof of. But trust me, it’s there folks!!!

[BedWetterBettor]

Pickleball: @BWB, Dang dude, you are dating the hottest woman on PFA. All hail Caesar! Oops I meant, All hail BWB! As for little Kyle, he has the best looking Hag sitting at a community dining hall table in a downtown Las Vegas soup kitchen #Hag Life Baby

All part of my GOAT life! Date TV stars who are also Doctors in real life! D….M….D!!!

You too can live this life Pb, just pay me $998 a month for Masturr Minds that never happen and sports picks that hardly win all so you can Martingale on -234 games and barely win on a late goal! #Bloat Life Baby

And lol at the bloat misinterpreting a classic euphemism with his latest bool sheeit story!



Hey Kyle, Little People refers to people who physically or emotionally Helped you succeed! Like that Homeless person you posed in front of to gain superiority over them in your pea brain!

Or Zach, Brandon and Dave Pruett whose lives you Ruined by extorting them for Money over and over again while using their testimonials to further your scam!

Those are the little people you fucking numbskull!!



Speaking of LITTLE, nice photo of your Baby Shrimp! It was so small it took one dot to cover it, hahahaha!

#ShrimpDickChrissy

[zealanddonk]

Pickleball: @BWB, Dang dude, you are dating the hottest woman on PFA. All hail Caesar! Oops I meant, All hail BWB! As for little Kyle, he has the best looking Hag sitting at a community dining hall table in a downtown Las Vegas soup kitchen #Hag Life Baby

All part of my GOAT life! Date TV stars who are also Doctors in real life! D….M….D!!!

You too can live this life Pb, just pay me $998 a month for Masturr Minds that never happen and sports picks that hardly win all so you can Martingale on -234 games and barely win on a late goal! #Bloat Life Baby

And lol at the bloat misinterpreting a classic euphemism with his latest bool sheeit story!



Hey Kyle, Little People refers to people who physically or emotionally Helped you succeed! Like that Homeless person you posed in front of to gain superiority over them in your pea brain!

Or Zach, Brandon and Dave Pruett whose lives you Ruined by extorting them for Money over and over again while using their testimonials to further your scam!

Those are the little people you fucking numbskull!!



Speaking of LITTLE, nice photo of your Baby Shrimp! It was so small it took one dot to cover it, hahahaha!

#ShrimpDickChrissy

Chrissy the Christian seems to forget one of the two biggest days in christianity is literally next week with his "you didnt indulge my idiotic childish fantasies so fuck you now" toddler tantrum.

I'm sure his sainted mother would want him to help his remaining family.
She's probably the type who would want to help random poor people like he claimed he used to with the ol Burger King Ransom.

Less said about Bryan and the Colt boys wanting Chrissy to turn the other cheek though.

[crudebar]

Hey guys just won $12,537 on [interest a winning team from yesterday]! This is my dream life [intesert photo with money]. (now ask for money but pretend you don't need it even though you ask daily)

GOAT LIFE.

this isn't even remotely interesting anymore....anyone that falls for this deserves it at this point.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol at Bird Brain STILL trying to be like Chrissy. Wearing cheap Football jerseys that are probably 2nd hand. At least he has the Brains to buy jerseys with player's Names on them, instead of the Cheap Blank ones his Masturbating Midget Mentor does!

He's also clearly losing weight while the Bloat gets Fatter every day! Hahahahaha!



^^^ And is Birdbox wearing a skirt or some sort of thermal leggings? Don't know why he just doesn't quit the charade and admit he's Gay for Kyle like Chrissy was Gay 4 Cash . com!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrissy's newest Video is quite the shit show!

CHEAP photo shops on CHEAP AI with SHITTY AUDIO, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BedWetterBettor]

RMS9: He’s trying anything to get new noobs to sign up. He must be hurting. Yet he continues to spend money which still makes zero sense. The gambling, and flashing cash is easily debunked with fake affiliate and prop cash money.

Indeed, his follow up is just as laughable!

Here he is now claiming this is NOT a Get Rich Quick Scheme.... hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

It's mathematically PROVEN to work folks, just look all those Houses, Cars, Rolexes, Sports Bet Slips and Nice Suits the Bloat has because of his mathematically pro... oh wait!





Yea, let's ask Zach about that! "Folks make $3000 a day from home, by winning $200 and quitting for the day. But never showing the Losses!?!?" LOL

Tariq Reed: "it's backed up by expert analysis" = I watch ESPN hosts all day for betting guidance

People who watch The Stupid Box and believe what they hear are freakin idiots - Chrissy 2023

Who hustled Chrissy into making this, and how much did they charge for such nonsense?

OR was it NVB showing off his Einstein level of intelligence?

Chrissy 2020 - "Hurr hurr Online Casinos are a freaking SCAM! Who wants to play at home, while a dealer with Big Ol Titties on a Fake screen, rigs the cards???"

Chrissy 2024 - ***** Nobody is signing up for my Chum's Club and Booty Bash... I Know, I'll get a hot babe with Big Ol Titties to lure them in on a fake screen! COLT LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Lol at Bird Brain STILL trying to be like Chrissy. Wearing cheap Football jerseys that are probably 2nd hand. At least he has the Brains to buy jerseys with player's Names on them, instead of the Cheap Blank ones his Masturbating Midget Mentor does!

He's also clearly losing weight while the Bloat gets Fatter every day! Hahahahaha!



^^^ And is Birdbox wearing a skirt or some sort of thermal leggings? Don't know why he just doesn't quit the charade and admit he's Gay for Kyle like Chrissy was Gay 4 Cash . com!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrissy's newest Video is quite the shit show!

CHEAP photo shops on CHEAP AI with SHITTY AUDIO, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Who hustled Chrissy into making this, and how much did they charge for such nonsense?

OR was it NVB showing off his Einstein level of intelligence?

[Tellafriend]

i've always found that the more emojis you utilize, the more serious you are at your craft.

[zealanddonk]

Lol at Bird Brain STILL trying to be like Chrissy. Wearing cheap Football jerseys that are probably 2nd hand. At least he has the Brains to buy jerseys with player's Names on them, instead of the Cheap Blank ones his Masturbating Midget Mentor does!

He's also clearly losing weight while the Bloat gets Fatter every day! Hahahahaha!



^^^ And is Birdbox wearing a skirt or some sort of thermal leggings? Don't know why he just doesn't quit the charade and admit he's Gay for Kyle like Chrissy was Gay 4 Cash . com!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Chrissy's newest Video is quite the shit show!

CHEAP photo shops on CHEAP AI with SHITTY AUDIO, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, I thouight Chrissy was close to the nut low potential chums a year ago.

Using a woman no one has heard of, that clearly is not interested in chrissy or his nonsense is yet another odd choice on Chrissy's part.

Hopefully Krustaford or someone similar can create a similar parody video on the cheap for the lols.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, the Squirter must have gotten his latest loan from Mr. foster. He took the old Hag out for dinner and bought Her a drink for a change!





He of course couldn’t do this during Stacy’s birthday month in November or their Anniversary month of August having made OVER 100k each month. But as we all know, anyone who says they make Over a certain amount without listing the exact amount is Lying! Hence Stacy is wearing some cheap costume jewelry instead of a real Diamond necklace they Real Millionaires buy their wives!

As anyone on a Fast would do, Chrissy the fat tub of lard, orders multiple desserts that look like a 4 year old made them annnnnnd he showed his first slot win in a year!



A whopping, massive, life changing $191… hahahahahahaha, Squirtstopher is so broke he has to run after less than a 40x win on a $5 bet! I guess Bob Foster expects his money back by Christmas in exchange for watching the ookster!



Hey Chrissy you Dead Broke DoucheBag… This is how you Win an actual JACKPOT! Unlike your shitty $191 payout you probably spent over $300 to squirt out like you used to Squirt out big Loads on Big Daddy Ockert’s bed!

I’ll teach you how to do this Every Single Day like I do, just pay back the $999 you scammed and extorted people like Branko, Dave, Brandon, Zach, Hoa Le, Pene, Sam, Vy, Austin, Kikja, and all the other people’s lives you Ruined with your Bool Sheeit!

[zealanddonk]

Funny, Chrissy was bitching about slot machines just the other day, and here he is, on "date" night, playing slot machines.

Also LOL at "hurr hurr, Stace and I fast and live healthy" as he goes balls deep into a lot of desserts just for himself.

[crudebar]

It's more than he deserves, but it's still hilarious to an extent how he brags about having a middle to lower middle class life. "Look at me I eat" "look at me I have an old wife" "look at me I have a single child" "look at me I live indoors" "look at me I have 1 leased car" "look at me I am at a sporting event" etc. ect. ect. I mean great for him not being homeless and getting what he deserves but what exactly is this to brag about day after day after day after day. Yadda yadda yadda about his millions of dollars of which he doesn't seem to use in the least to improve his life style, with exception of going to WS games and the super bowl, obviously alone because the guy for the most part is always alone.

But what is still most hilarious is a guy claiming day after day after day making these 5 figure winning bets and never once showing a ticket.

[Pickleball]

Krusty's latest video is kind of dark.
I love it!

[BedWetterBettor]

It's more than he deserves, but it's still hilarious to an extent how he brags about having a middle to lower middle class life. "Look at me I eat" "look at me I have an old wife" "look at me I have a single child" "look at me I live indoors" "look at me I have 1 leased car" "look at me I am at a sporting event" etc. ect. ect. I mean great for him not being homeless and getting what he deserves but what exactly is this to brag about day after day after day after day. Yadda yadda yadda about his millions of dollars of which he doesn't seem to use in the least to improve his life style, with exception of going to WS games and the super bowl, obviously alone because the guy for the most part is always alone.

But what is still most hilarious is a guy claiming day after day after day making these 5 figure winning bets and never once showing a ticket.

I can explain why... He wants to erase OLD posts/videos/memories of him and bombard people with this nonsense to the point they think of THIS rather than his other idiotic videos & posts.

Remember all those Paid Advertorials two years ago? Notice how they don't exist since 2022 and he hasn't bothered paying for more? Why? Because they had ONE job, to subplant all the Gay Porn and mentions of his scamming ways by clogging up the Google Feed and other searches until THOSE paid sites pop up first as opposed to Free Ones(no pun intended) of his past discretions. It's also why he goes by CHRISTOPHER instead of CHRIS, because those Chris Mitchell articles and searches lead back to his fitness training scams and then ultimately the Colt Ass Spreading photos!

Same thing here, except he now wants to try and remove those memories people have of him flashing Sports bet tickets and Big piles of chips. Since he was likely banned from any reputable casinos, he couldn't show his fat face at a high limit game with big money there. He probably went to some low end, off strip casino to desperately film a winning video and post it. Laughably he couldn't even Squirt out a $200 winning session despite donking off $5 per spin.

What's sad is, people like Bird Brain, Pene, Tommy Nguyen and Brandon are enamored with this sort of life. Being Lazy, Entitled, Self Absorbed scum bags who just WANT the nice things in life without actually having to WORK HARD for them. They just feel they should just HAVE them without actually earning it. So they buy snake oil from charlatans like Chrissy thinking "THIS MUST WORK... LOOK AT THAT GUY!!!"



And we get treated to another "Hurr hurr I made $100 in 1.69 seconds folks, dat means I Win every hand for hours on end and Never lose folks!?!?" Won't ruin the fun for ZD but I couldn't help but laugh at the Giant FAKE $100 bill poster behind the shrimp dick midget Fake Millionaire, lol!

[zealanddonk]

Thanks BWB:

almot 10 minutes of chrissy nonsense incoming.

Chrissy in his bathrobe, looking tired
opening balance is $19000 exactly, that is not sus at all

As BWB notes, Chrissy has extended his cheap fake art collection to include a poster of a $100 bill.

Chrissy starts with Blaaaaaacky. [For new readers, this is the name of the game Chrissy is playing and does not refer to dealers or any sites Chrissy is playing on]

Unusually Chrissy takes the first spot, rather than last spot for Blaaaaacky.

First hand pair of 6s for 12 vs an Ace
Chrissy hits and now claims he plays no bust 99% of the time and starts rambling about a 12 vs an ace might not win

Chrissy would have lost either way.
Chrissy mitchellgales to $225.

LOL
Chrissy gets a 14 vs 6.

Chrissy loses and claims it sucks the dealer beat him

Chrissy desperate for top quality footage decides to continue filming the shoe being built, and claims if he gets timed out its not his fault
Chrissy already sounding defeated almost like rent is due on the 20th and he'll need to put his bathrobe to good use.

Chrissy mitchellgales to $500.
Chrissy gets a ten....and a 4. vs dealer's 9.
Chrissy would have caught a 7 for 21 but he plays no bust no nut and stands.

Sadly the dealer does bust and Chrissy is up $175.
Do we get a hollar at ya boi? No, we get a very deflated Chrissy happy to leave Blaaaaaaaacky.

Chrissy is off to play European Spinny despite telling us for ages that American roulette is better.

Chrissy grunt-sighs because he cant figure out "the trend" and decides to put $100 on red.

Time for Baaaaacky and puts down $150 on banker.

Oddly Chrissy only bets $250 on Player.

Chrissy wins and sounds about as excited as Stace does when its playing slots on date night.

Chrissy ends the session with $19375.

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This is a great advert for "the goat life" being tired, forced to grind the rent money, zero excitement or happiness.
No real reason to watch this nonsense.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, Chrissy's pile of money is looking rather thin and he's going hard on this whole "Hurr hurr $800 is all it takes folks!?!?!

Also, that Resting Beaker Face REALLY makes people wanna be like THIS guy! But remember, he doesn't hold up money and do these pictures for YOU folks! No no, he does it ALL for himself to remind himself how HE is rich despite not owning a home, a Car without a Loan, a Rolex, a Lexus, Real Teeth or a Butthole that hasn't been penetrated 169,999 times in 45 years! Let that sink in!



#ShrimpDickLifeBaby!

1dollarboxcar: remember about a week ago, he said it was only going to get better after the 1st of the year... can't wait to see what he has in store after all this BS...

He also said "Civil War is Coming" a year ago. Masturr Minds after Sept 2022 would NO LONGER be Held in Casinos(LOL!) annnnnnnnnnnnnnd they would be Bigger & Better than the Previous One (DOUBLE LOL!!!)

Much like his sports picks, the best thing to do with his "Promises" is Believe the Exact OPPOSITE and you will be successful!

Hurr durr Find out what Chrissy is doing and do the EXACT Opposite!?!?!





#BROKE KYLE BABY!