Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Pickleball]

The Bloat with a new post. It is the picture of himself bungee jumping off the roof of a building in NYC.You know, the one with his arms spread, similar to his butt cheeks in his good old Kyle days. His caption is, "He who is not courageous enough to take risks, will accomplish NOTHING in life." Nobody is falling (pun intended) for his sublime message to pay him $999.00 per month and take a risk. I repeat NOBODY!

While The Bloat was spending the family nest egg on himself, Stacy and NVB got to stare at New Yorkers on the sidewalks.
#Family Life

[1dollarboxcar]

now his goatlifecash dot com link takes you to his thrivecart page...

[zealanddonk]

Remember when Chrissy said be happy for 3% a day and dont be greedy?

He doesnt.

He's bragging about making $2500 in 15 minutes, and claiming its 25% on his investments and blah blah blah.

Funny how we dont see any trips to the land based casino, and he could easily verify this win if it had taken place online...

[1dollarboxcar]

The Boz: Did you hear anything back from LV Billboards? Maybe it worked?

unfortunately i did not

[zealanddonk]

After a long long time, Chrissy uploaded a Blaaaaaaaaacky video to FB.
10 minutes of nonsense ahead.

Start balance $14470.

Chrissy also mentions he has hockey bets coming up .
Chrissy plays 5 hands in 10 minutes 4 of which did not requrie any thinking and claims this is proof of something

Only watch if you miss Chrissy playing Blaaaaaacky, or being happy.


Looks like 5 players at the table, lets see Chrissy get a bad seat and bitch and moan.

I'll also add hand details so we can see if Chrissy's no bust a nut strategy did he any good.

I'll be using wizard of Odds 4 deck strategy guy: https://wizardofodds.com/games/black...ategy/4-decks/

Chrissy calls himself "The Goat" and opens with $100 bet.
He had the last seat.

He opens with "hurr hurr no bust is the best strategy".

Chrissy has an 8, versus dealer's 2.

Chrissy catches 7 for 15 and stands. Guide says stand.

Dealer makes 18 Chrissy hurr hurrs "dealer beat me fair and square, no problem".

Chrissy only doubles his loss.

Chrisys now claims he's going to share something you can only do online.
Please no Chrissy, don whip out you tiny todger and beat it

Thank goodness.
Chrissy just rambles about his hit and run "bounce" strategy.

Anyways back to the card action, Chrissy has 15 vs dealer's K.
Guide says surrender if allowed [which I doubt it is] or HIT.
We know what Chrissy will do.

Chrissy threatens us he'll get one win and bounce.

Dealer rolls 3 for 13, pulls Q and losses.

Chrissy is extremely happy with himself since he would have bust if he had hit
Chrissy starts his ramble about 3 ways to win, and doesnt play another hand at this table.

Chrissy now tells us he paused to go jerk off or "use the rest room".
Must be exciting for him instead of the good old days of jerking it then getting the money.


Chrissy has an 18 vb dealer's K an easy stand.
Dealer rolls a K, Chrissy losses and like a right clown he goes "hurr hurr Dealer beat me fair and square I dont have a problem with that hurr hurr".

Chrissy is now the first player on his new table.
He gets a 20 so stands vs a dealer 4.

Chrissy rambles he has a high probability of winning.
Chrissy now rambles about sucker side bets and not being greedy, despite his big boy winner the other day.

Chrissy gives us a booyah for winning when the dealer busts.

New table, no one at the table, so Chrissy chooses the middle seat??????
Why he wouldnt protect himself from idiots by taking the last seat is beyond me.

Chrissy has 19 vs 3.
Dealer busts.


LOL Chrissy now claims based on this small sample, he could make $5000 a day.
That'd still be less than his dream of $250k/month.

Chrissy throws the word proof around a lot, for 5 hands, and a starting balance of $14470


Other analysis: Chrissy only had one hand he actually "had" to play, he went against the strategy guide and won.


Given he stops the clock a few times, he could have easily reloaded his losses if he needed to.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahahaha, Curse of the Squirt continues!!!

Chrissy wears a Montreal jersey and they get Shelled by a touchdown versus the lowly Penguins, bahahahahaha!

The Ultimate Jinx, Squirtstopher Bitchell!!!



Anyone can win Betting on sports if they pick the Opposite team the Cursed Billy Goat bets on!!

Here is the documentation to Prove Chrissy LOST again and jinxed the poor Habs!



BTW, the Raiders have not Won a Single game since the Bloat jinxed them annnnnnnnnd the Yankees haven’t won in OVER 2 months since the Bloat sat his fat ass in their stadium folks… let that sink in!

[Pickleball]

I am not going to comment on The Bloat’s latest post except to say, he must have some hefty holiday bills to pay including his rent, car payment, minimum payments on his credit cards and Christmas gifts for Stacy, NVB and ULD. Wait, strike the gifts as he cannot afford to purchase any and still buy more sports jerseys for himself.
That might be the only reason he is cranking out his BS posts and videos. He just might be praying to his sacred dead mother and asking her to talk to God in an effort to help her dead broke douche bag of a criminal son out? ����
#Broke life baby!

@BWB or @Zeal, go sic him boys!!!!!

[zealanddonk]

@1dollarboxcar: he sure is posting a lot lately...


Truly is the nature of Chrissy, hurr hurrs that the average person spends 5 hrs a day on Social Media like its a bad thing, then realises he can get so many more chums if he arses around on Social Media for at least 5 hours a day.


In other news, he has a reel of the toy money counter going brrrrrrrrrr which I might watch later.

[Phantom Limb]

Hey Chrissy, seems like everybody and their mother is posting Youtube videos of them playing high stakes table games in the casino's's's.

You should record yourself doing tha....

...awww, but you'd need to have a Youtube channel for that, wouldn't you.

Too bad, so sad, you're a retard and a shitty dad.

[zealanddonk]

Busy day for Chrissy.

Three reels already, one nonsense Baaaacky hand, one nonsense cars he'll never own, and one of him telling us he only gets 3-4 hrs sleep a day [for most of the last 5 years], and hes at the gym by himself at 4am.
He's also lurking in the sauna fully clothed like some sort of pervert.

He also rambles about only lazy people use obsessed as a bad word or some nonsense like that.

For anyone who has seen the two Creep movies or the tv show the Creep Tapes, you'll know exactly what I'm thinking.

[BedWetterBettor]

Could the recent wave of unhinged, late night posts be due paranoia by the Bloat???



Why oh Why did the little Squirter make ANOTHER visit to Cadillac of Las Vegas West???

Could it be the damaged wheel was due to someone perhaps SABOTAGING that part of the car? Or was it the possibility that Little Kyle's Tire was slashed from an angry former Chum?



Maybe Fatboy was trying to fix that spare tire he put on since his days at Paragon Men???



Better check your rear view Mirrors a Little closer next time Kyle, that Black SUV you constantly see in the mirror MAY or MAY NOT be hot on your trail at Affinity Condos looking for retribution!

zealanddonk: Why is that Chrissy wears a bathrobe in his home videos when gambling, yet is fulled dressed when in a public sauna?

I can answer this one, he is intentionally going to the Gym when no one is there to film Content for his non-existent YouTube Channel/FB reels.

Why? So he can film videos like that for FREE and not have to RENT or actually BUY THEIR OWN SAUNA like a REAL MILLIONAIRE would do!

He basically RENTS everything, including filming locations like Hotel Suites, Fancy Restaurants and now Gym Saunas! That way HE can look like some sort of Special Celebrity with nobody interfering or appearing and ruining the videos!

He clearly filmed that car Video in some luxury car lot. Had he tried this in the Casino Valet area, he would have employees yelling "Hey you Masturbating Midget, I thought I told you to LEAVE!! And Pull your Pants up Kyle!"

#FRAUD LIFE BABY

[1dollarboxcar]

with the amount of posts he has had the last few days he must be really hurting to pay off that credit card bill (the minimum payment) that he ran up during the MLB World Series, he's got $500 on red... his balance is below the $14k he had the other day... because he has some money on NHL games but why would a multimillionaire who is the self proclaimed #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the whole wide world be wasting his time with a few measly hundred dollar bets on NHL from an offshore sportsbook/casino... shouldn't he be placing them sports bets at the brick n mortar sportsbooks there in Vegas in thousands of dollars... the biggest gambling city in the world so he can make his fictitious OVER 100k per month...??

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[zealanddonk]

with the amount of posts he has had the last few days he must be really hurting to pay off that credit card bill (the minimum payment) that he ran up during the MLB World Series, he's got $500 on red... his balance is below the $14k he had the other day... because he has some money on NHL games but why would a multimillionaire who is the self proclaimed #1 gambler and #1 gambling consultant in the whole wide world be wasting his time with a few measly hundred dollar bets on NHL from an offshore sportsbook/casino... shouldn't he be placing them sports bets at the brick n mortar sportsbooks there in Vegas in thousands of dollars... the biggest gambling city in the world so he can make his fictitious OVER 100k per month...??

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Excuses are for losers, so we wont hear from Chrissy his logic.
Probably "waaaaaaaa parking is too difficult to find" and not "waaaaa I pretended to tell a security guard to fuck off and got banned from casinos"
Also "waaaaa I'm so famous people try to copy me at the casinos" and not "waaaaaa people on this site tweeted at casinos that I'm a scammer so I got banned"

The list is almost endless.

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher doing a Laughably Bad impression of Cody Covers in his latest FB reel!



Hahahaha, another Cheap no name jersey and Lies of 10k bets on the Wild and Capitals. Of course these imaginary bets were Never mentioned before the game or during it, but ya know just believe he bet on the. Cuz he would never Lie about doing things on camera for money!



His cocky but subdued annoying voice is now replaced by a put on, overbearing Loud and Hyped Up tone!

Clearly ripping off Cody Covers just shy of Shouting “GUYS!!!” To start every sentence… folks!






In order to win this made up 5k, Chrissy would have to have Bet around 10K on the Capa. So where’s that original Bet of 10k plus the 10k in profit???

And why is the Bloat ONLY placing 2 bets on the busiest night in the NHL where nearly Every team is playing?

Surely the Number One Sports Bettor would be able to bet on annnnnnd win more than 2 measly games???

Or he’s just lying as usual and is too much of a Pussy to place any real bets, show sports betting slips in 2 years or post a slot Jackpot in a year!

Busted again!

[zealanddonk]

I'm not sure whats more amazing, Chrissy winning exactly $10k again or Chrissy could be on track for his magical $250k/month fantasy.

Or you know, he lying again.

[BedWetterBettor]

Another photo op on the blank wall. Might be a professional photo shoot as NvB appears in the next shot while Kyle wears that fake beauty pageant smile yet again!



Thankfully he’s holding something different than what he was holding in the last photo shoot against a black wall and possibly with other Big Black Things in the vicinity!



#SquirtLifeBaby

[1dollarboxcar]

desperate, desperate and desperate. makes a $8,500 bet in baccarat and thinks this is a good thing of just about losing his bankroll with his last martingale, we know there are hundreds of these videos where he lost his last marty and went busto in his computers trash bin that nobody gets to see... he really is so proud at the end of the video and looks high as kite again too...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2290042728036146

[BedWetterBettor]

I think I found another graduate of Prescott University for Einstein Light Bulb Creators…

He also apparently uses the same 1st Grade math skills that Chrissy does, as seen by his hilarious post below!




Not sure if the name Jones Destiny is how it’s listed in the phone book or how it’s actually pronounced?

Wonder if they’re related to Zach Jones Process Trusting Destiny???










Also, looks like Schulkins found another Goat and has replaced Chrissy with this new midget moron! Hahaha, poor Squirter has NOBODY to follow him and no more friends to come to his Bday Booty Bash in January!

[zealanddonk]

I'm surprised chrissy hasnt said something stupid about the drones in NJ.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy is REALLY desperate for new chums to sign up! This $8500 "bet" is fishy as hell. He either used DEMO mode, where you play with your Available balance, but neither the wins or losses are saved once you finish playing and you are back to your original balance once you exit DEMO mode. Or it's play money!

If he was Mitchellgaling, why would he stop the bet at $8540? There would only be an extra $327 available and why would OCD Chrissy start over with that amount? He would just shove the whole thing if this was his 7th or 8th marty bet and he would definitely throw that remaining $327 on top.

So as many have deduced, it is clearly non-withdrawable play money and his foolish attempt to get Chums to comment yielded at least One gem!



Funny enough, it's ANOTHER guy named David who wants to "Sign Up". The account seems legit, however the guy's wife is wayyyyy to attractive for his oversized, elephant man headed body!



https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005939598767


Not sure exactly What David Planetarium Head Rogers does, but he's constantly looking for recommendations in his FB posts. I'm guessing he's some sort of contractor?

Anyway, have fun warning him of Chrissy scamming past and feel free to show these classics of the Lying Loser Masturbating Midget! Or the now infamous, 100K wager that he can't afford to place and still LOST on the Dodgers!








Lol, at Squirter renting a White Limo to film some shitty B-ROLL footage of the Vegas Strip and try to make it LOOK like his cheap, shitty Colt Life Billboard ad is associated with the actual Strip when it's probably next to the Male Revue for Masturbating Midgets, hahaha!