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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Probably a troll post and needs to be removed.



    https://twitter.com/LordofBathrobes/status/1856498840955707759
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    This game is called Jade Monkey Deluxe

    You can see how it plays here. The object is to get the free games. In this video you can see she starts with 16 free games banked above the 3rd reel. That's the minimum you need to play. It can be 16 games on one reel of 8 games each on two reels.

    At about 1:25 she wins the free games and racks up about 100 units. That's about average.


     
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    This is what the game looks like out on the casino floor:
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    When you punch up the bet levels and look at the screens you are looking for free games already banked. Like this. you can see the 16 free games banked above the reels:
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    When you punch up a screen and see no games banked it's not a play. Like in this pic:
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    Diamonds & Devils Deluxe is the same game as Jade Monkey Deluxe. It's just a different skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    When you punch up the bet levels and look at the screens you are looking for free games already banked. Like this. you can see the 16 free games banked above the reels:
    When you say punching up the bet levels this is the denomination I presume. So, if you see the free games on the $5 or whatever the highest denomination is you're max betting that denomination until you get those free games?

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    Quote Originally Posted by country978 View Post
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    When you punch up the bet levels and look at the screens you are looking for free games already banked. Like this. you can see the 16 free games banked above the reels:
    When you say punching up the bet levels this is the denomination I presume. So, if you see the free games on the $5 or whatever the highest denomination is you're max betting that denomination until you get those free games?
    No. The machines have denoms and bet levels within the denoms. They come in different configurations.

    If a slot has one denom the bet levels can be $1, $2, $3, $4, $5. So down on the pad you punch up the $1 bet level. If there is an advantage play there you will betting $1 per spin. If there’s a play on the $2 bet level you will be betting $2 per spin, etc.

    Some machines have multiple denominations like 1 cent, 2 cent, 5 cent, 10 cent. There can be 5 bet levels on each denom. Like 1 cent denom can have $1, $2, $3, $4, $5. The 2 cent denom can have $2, $4, $6, $8, $10 bet levels, etc.

    You have to bring the screen up for each bet level of each denom to check for advantage plays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orko View Post
    I've been keeping an eye on these slot guys, imo Vegas Matt is a slot donk. He has this format where him his son and some other dude all agree on what they play.
    They gamble large amounts but you rarely saee them betting ovber $50 a spin. Almost like scared money.

    This guy seem,s to win.



    This guy shows how he decides what to play.
    He hit what he was going for.


    So is it possible for some people to win at slots long term?
    The guy in the first video is a pure ass hustler. Don't know about the 2nd guy.

    Vegas Matt routinely bets $500, $1000 a spin. He recently did an interview on the Las Vegas Adviser podcast. The gist of it is he loses about 200K a year on slots. But he is monetized and has 3 million subscribers across all platforms. So the money he makes as a content creator well outruns the 200K loss per year.

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    This is an easy one. The game is called Magic Treasures. The only thing that matters is the green pot on the right above the reels. It starts at 5 and increments up as you are playing. When it at 15 it's a pretty good advantage. When it resets to 5 the play is over. So play when you find it at 15 or higher. Theres a link to a video so you can see how the game plays.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    This thread is pretty phenomenal, thank you guy for creating this its appreciated - i should have said that earlier, this is really a generous gift to what is likely the most undeserving community ever. salute to you

     
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    Not sure if this belongs here or not (prob not) but the daly family went on a week long cruise on a newer boat that had a “return to the planet moolah” bank.

    Finally thought that my limited slot playing history id have my 4-5 figure hit. Playing $3 pulls i hit a jackpot bonus of 73 free spins.

    Grandma was throwing her walker. The dog was throwing his dish. The bonus went on for 15 minutes.

    I won $120.


    Better than a loss but it seems like we have hit the point in the program where winning 73 free spins that pay next to nothing is a “jackpot”.

    I cashed out after that roll. I was “mad”.

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    Mickeycringe celebrates Thanksgiving:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Not sure if this belongs here or not (prob not) but the daly family went on a week long cruise on a newer boat that had a “return to the planet moolah” bank.

    Finally thought that my limited slot playing history id have my 4-5 figure hit. Playing $3 pulls i hit a jackpot bonus of 73 free spins.

    Grandma was throwing her walker. The dog was throwing his dish. The bonus went on for 15 minutes.

    I won $120.


    Better than a loss but it seems like we have hit the point in the program where winning 73 free spins that pay next to nothing is a “jackpot”.

    I cashed out after that roll. I was “mad”.
    Planet Moolah is not an exploitable game.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Mickeycringe celebrates Thanksgiving:

    Dan Druff wrote:

    I have restored the posts criticizing mickeycrimm, and moved them here: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...ut-mickeycrimm. Please continue that discussion over there (if you are so inclined), and do not troll or bash mickey in this thread, which I would like reserved for discussion of slots only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Not sure if this belongs here or not (prob not) but the daly family went on a week long cruise on a newer boat that had a “return to the planet moolah” bank.

    Finally thought that my limited slot playing history id have my 4-5 figure hit. Playing $3 pulls i hit a jackpot bonus of 73 free spins.

    Grandma was throwing her walker. The dog was throwing his dish. The bonus went on for 15 minutes.

    I won $120.


    Better than a loss but it seems like we have hit the point in the program where winning 73 free spins that pay next to nothing is a “jackpot”.

    I cashed out after that roll. I was “mad”.
    Planet Moolah is not an exploitable game.
    Hi Mickey, if you were gonna spend this winter in Laughlin, what kind of things would you focus on, or should i just play poker and bet sports? thnx
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    Mickeycringe celebrates Thanksgiving:

    Dan Druff wrote:

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    Thank you.
    Seems entirely relevant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    Mickeycringe celebrates Thanksgiving:

    Dan Druff wrote:

    I have restored the posts criticizing mickeycrimm, and moved them here: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...ut-mickeycrimm. Please continue that discussion over there (if you are so inclined), and do not troll or bash mickey in this thread, which I would like reserved for discussion of slots only.

    Thank you.

    sonatine wrote:


    https://twitter.com/LordofBathrobes/status/1856498840955707759
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by aayjay View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    Planet Moolah is not an exploitable game.
    Hi Mickey, if you were gonna spend this winter in Laughlin, what kind of things would you focus on, or should i just play poker and bet sports? thnx
    Sorry for the late response. I somehow missed your post.

    In Laughlin I would mix in live poker, video poker and advantage slots. I would work the comp systems for free room and board.
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