Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher's Salivating over a Subway Series!



Wasn't he just rooting for the Dodgers? Now he's bandwagoning for the Mets?? Sorry Mets fans, but the Curse of the Billy Goat has now landed on your heads thanks to the Cursed Cum Squirter Chrissy!

He also claims he will be at the World Series, just like he Claimed he would be at Game 7 of the Cup Finals and failed to do so, just like he FAILS at everything like the FAILURE he is!

#FRAUD LIFE BABY!!

[The Boz]

Trying a new line of attack trying to get Betonline’s Dave Mason to address why they work with Chrissy on X. He probably doesn’t give a damn, but any likes or shares will get the post to a large number of viewers. Also commenting about Chrissy on his posts can only help as well. Appreciate the help everyone!

[BedWetterBettor]

Remember when Drew said he was gonna "stay off" FB and IG for "awhile"???

Yea, neither does he!

Much like his Squirting Sibling, Drew can't seem to resist posting non-stop idiocy with his 27th post in the last 2 weeks!

These posts are a bit telling, almost as if he's trying to COME OUT and Not so Subtly say something...



Then there's this from a Few days ago, where he claims to "ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GUY"... who happens to be shirtless and watching other shirtless dudes!



Perhaps closeted homosexuality is genetic in the Mitchell's's's family. Much like Baldness, Bad Teeth, Short Stature and having a Micro Penis!

However, he does have the restraint and common decency to NOT use his Sainted Mother as a Pathetic Attempt to garner Sympathy. Unlike his Chia Head, Denture Wearing Dead Broke Douche Bag Brother!



#COLT LIFE BABY!


**** The Phone Number is Elmo's Awesome Art Work is for Vegas Realtor Trust and some dude will answer. So I wouldn't advise spamming it with calls and texts with photos Kyle Prescott!****

[Elmo]

Look at what Sean Combs’ alleged victim #211 aka Christopher Paul Mitchell is doing…you know Chrissy is trying to sue and collect because of his hardcore gay porn past with Colt Studios. He fits right in with this nasty and disgusting criteria with Diddy and friends.



Shout out to all the sex workers!

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, Folks I'm two for two on Chrissy's Pathetic Predictable Posting Pattern!

Now it's "Hurr hurr hockey is good folks!??!"

Wasn't the NHL "rigged" just 5 months ago according to Squirtstopher?

And even in his lame "Look at me and my son, we're millionaires cuz we do things ANYBODY with $1000 we scammed from Nam Douche can do!?!?" he HAS to LIE!

Claiming he spent $4000 on Equipment.





But a Quick Google Search shows Hockey Equipment for Two Midgets costs... a Massive, Life Changing... $150 each folks! Hahahaha, busted again!!





And before Chrissy goes "Derrrrp I meant I bought NHL equipment and paid Ice time fees of $4000.

The average cost of NHL player equipment for non-midget adults is around $1000.



The Knights Practice facility holds an Open Skate for a Massive... $10 per person... Hahahahahaha, Yea Chrissy is really breaking the bank on this "investment"!

[zealanddonk]

In fairness, Chrissy is such a rube that if he did have $4000 he could be talked out of it by someone selling hockey gear.

That is a pretty big if though.

[BedWetterBettor]

And the Curse of Chrissy the Billy Goat has begun on the Poor Mets!



How long until Chrissy the Fairweather Faggot jumps back on the Dodger’s bandwagon and says “I knew the Dodgers would win folks, I was just Testing you to see if you fell for my joke folks!?!”

Another LOSS for the Bloat!



Chrissy also giving Heart and Loves to this Anthony Pryor guy for posting 2 photos of him with no shirt on!

[Jayjami]

Lol, Folks I'm two for two on Chrissy's Pathetic Predictable Posting Pattern!

Now it's "Hurr hurr hockey is good folks!??!"

Wasn't the NHL "rigged" just 5 months ago according to Squirtstopher?

And even in his lame "Look at me and my son, we're millionaires cuz we do things ANYBODY with $1000 we scammed from Nam Douche can do!?!?" he HAS to LIE!

Claiming he spent $4000 on Equipment.





But a Quick Google Search shows Hockey Equipment for Two Midgets costs... a Massive, Life Changing... $150 each folks! Hahahaha, busted again!!





And before Chrissy goes "Derrrrp I meant I bought NHL equipment and paid Ice time fees of $4000.

The average cost of NHL player equipment for non-midget adults is around $1000.



The Knights Practice facility holds an Open Skate for a Massive... $10 per person... Hahahahahaha, Yea Chrissy is really breaking the bank on this "investment"!

I most disgusting thing Chrissy does is exploit his own son to appear legitimate. “He’s going to be in the NHL” lol. If that is Bubs dream, by all means go for it. Perhaps a better parenting strategy would be to expose your child to multiple things, art, music, sports, etc., and let them figure out what they like. But what do I know? My 3 kids went to college and have middle class jobs, so I raised “losers”.

Notice the segue into sports betting. What does that have to do with spending time with your son? And double lol @ wanting to bet on your own son. Here’s a tip for you Squirtstopher, to be a successful sports bettor you need to take emotions out of the equation, like I don’t know, not betting on your favorite team just because they are in the playoffs and you need your adrenaline fix because you’re a gambling addict.

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we get the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOONG Version of the Stacy in the Shitter Story.

I'll try and condense it, but this seriously seems like a Copy & Paste of an OLD FB post. As I recall his last story was full of LIES as usual, with the final tally being $1000. Now it's gone back to $850 in 30 minutes.

He does Slip Up and call it $850 IN PROFIT... which even the dumbest of Dumb Dumb Chums would see that's a LIE. For if you start with $800 and are forced to go ALL IN on your last bet and walk away with $850 total, then your profit is $50.

But this is a Masturbating Midget who thinks Einstein Invented Light Bulbs & Electricity, so his dumbass followers believe practically all his LIES!

Sorry if it appears out of order. Just go Left to Right like a Comic Book! In the 3rd snippet below, bottom left corner, he NOW changed the story to the Shoe was "Choppy" and he was Winning $25 on every Player win. Funny I don't recall THIS ever being part of the story???

And he literally proves it's a lie by stating "Banker went on a little run of 4 hands in a row with 15 hands left in the shoe"... He gives his Progression of $25, $50, $100 , $200 and then his "ALL IN" moment of $425!

But if he was winning just before this "Little Run", wouldn't he have those Winnings that made Stacy's eyes "Grow Big" and make his Chip Count "Grow"??? COMPLETE LIES BUSTED AGAIN!!





Also he ends with the same "Hurr durr get your Wife to support you!??!" Nonsense we heard 2 years ago when he was in the Craft scam group. Probably trying to convince them his wife was gambling with him and they would have better marriages if they hired Chrissy to be their marriage counselor. Cuz ya know, Closeted Gay Midgets are always the best Husbands!

#Squirt Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy might remeber the day, but he forgot he has two versions of this nonsense


The first is he borrowed $800to get his bankroll for this
The second is he sold his $500k business for $5000 and had $800 left to gamble with.

Both versions paint him as an idiot.


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Also, will he be telling the version of the story that once he hit $10k bankroll he never fucked it off again, or the version where he got a $10k bankroll and fucked it away 100 times?

One makes losing $1m a lot "easier" to believe.

[Pickleball]

And the Curse of Chrissy the Billy Goat has begun on the Poor Mets!



How long until Chrissy the Fairweather Faggot jumps back on the Dodger’s bandwagon and says “I knew the Dodgers would win folks, I was just Testing you to see if you fell for my joke folks!?!”

Another LOSS for the Bloat!



Chrissy also giving Heart and Loves to this Anthony Pryor guy for posting 2 photos of him with no shirt on!

After the Dodgers win tonight, The Bloat will suddenly be their greatest and most loyal fan.
As BWB said, Chrissy jinxed the Mets.
Good job Kyle, you took it up the arse once again. bahahahaha

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: So, Stace knows Chrissy loses pretty much every day, sees him win a small amount and stop with some profit, and is willing to stay yet again?

Believe it or not, I Do think this was an "AH HA MOMENT", however it was for the Squirter Chrissy and not the Shitter Stacy!

Chrissy figured if he can FOOL Stacy into thinking he made money this day, he can fool anyone! Not realizing Stacy is a Dumb Blonde and has shit for brains!

By doing the whole "Hurr hurr I made $850 in 30 minutes folks!??!" he realized if he keeps doing this sleight of hand trickery routine, by claiming winning amounts that didn't actually happen, some idiot will fall for it and pay him.

***Enter Rick Lee****



And the rest is history!

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat has now jinxed the Yanks!!!

Called it AGAIN, Bahahahahahahaha!!!

The Bloat lost and now has to Lie about it like the micro penis having midget he is!

Here’s his post from 2 days ago claiming he’ll bet on the Yanks winning!



Now he’s lying about a 20k win that he didn’t even place and probably lost $200 overall!





What a dipshit! Can’t even keep his lies straight for 2 days without contradicting himself!!

[Pickleball]

Hahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat has now jinxed the Yanks!!!

Called it AGAIN, Bahahahahahahaha!!!

The Bloat lost and now has to Lie about it like the micro penis having midget he is!

Here’s his post from 2 days ago claiming he’ll bet on the Yanks winning!



Now he’s lying about a 20k win that he didn’t even place and probably lost $200 overall!





What a dipshit! Can’t even keep his lies straight for 2 days without contradicting himself!!

Look at his glassy eyes in his desperation posted Facebook picture. Poor Chrissy has been crying as he lost Bubs' $10.00 entry fees for hockey practices for the six months. No more practice skating with the Las Vegas Golden Knights players.

Chrissy must have quickly changed uniforms after the Yankees couldn't hold their one run lead, late in the game. bahahahaha

Stacy must be fuming as there is no way that she will ever get to drink another $400.00 glass of wine.

#Bloat Life

[1dollarboxcar]

can't even keep his lies straight from one day to the next... that's what happens when you constantly lie and are not tethered to reality.... money is FAKE AS FUCK TOO...

[1dollarboxcar]

hope he gets caught waving that fake money around inside a casino and security has to have a talk with him...

[Dan Druff]

1000% we would have seen the bet slip if he had money on the Guardians. He could have snapped a picture before cashing it in.

Instead... just two bricks of cash, which are probably mostly $1s.

Just getting so pathetic and low effort these days.

[BedWetterBettor]

1000% we would have seen the bet slip if he had money on the Guardians. He could have snapped a picture before cashing it in.

Instead... just two bricks of cash, which are probably mostly $1s.

Just getting so pathetic and low effort these days.

Yep, he really is a Dead Broke Joke! This could very well be an OLD photo as he posted it IMMEDIATELY after the Guardians won the game, I'm talking less than 5 minutes(you see my post was made minutes after he posted the photo which was also minutes after the game conclude). You're telling me Squirtstopher had enough time to add the water mark for Colt Life Cash.c0m annnnnnnnnnnd go to the cashier to cash his alleged winning ticket in less than 5 minutes?

This isn't spewing a Big Load or anything that requires Einstein Light Bulb Level math for Little Kyle. But it's so Obviously staged even Stevie Wonder could see it!

[BedWetterBettor]

Oh Lord, the little Fag is already jumpin off the Mets Bandwagon after 2 days of Saying "hurr hurr I BELIEVE the Mets can win folks... God's Honest Truth... I never did Gay porn or ANY kind of Porn!?!"




I would laugh my ass off if Dodgers start losing now that Cry Baby Chrissy is back riding their cocks, much like he did with Men named Bryan and Bob!!!

[Pickleball]

No way The Bloat bought World Series tickets this early.
The price for tickets on Stub Hub for the Right Center field front row seats are $2,256.00 EACH.




Ticket Master has outfield seats or bleachers starting out at $1,343.00. These are not front row seats.


Maybe Chrissy will splurge being the multi-millionaire that he is NOT and buy some seats behind the dugout.
The seats are only $13,475.25. Heck that is a drop in the bucket for a gambler who can stay home in his brown stained bath robe and make $47.00 every five minutes while playing online roulette. It is one of those print money deals.
Let's do the math for Chrissy buying three tickets in the dugout area for Mama Bloat, Baby Bloat and The Bloat himself.
Three tickets would be quite affordable for Chrissy at the bargain price of $45,425.00.
Cum On Chrissy, show us your receipt for your World Series tickets. After all, documentation beats conversation every day of the week.

# Bloat Life Baby