Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Happy Birthday NVB! Here's a preview of Chrissy's pre-planned, self serving post about it!


Hurr Durr, He's my Mini Me, My Reason WHY my Balls Itch, My Reason WHY I CRY LIKE A BITCH!

The reason I NEVER show any Sports bet slips or Casino Chips

The reason WHY I will Never Buy a House and am Hung like a Mouse!

The reason WHY I beg Grampa Foster so Blatantly and Spread my Cheeks for Ockert's Man Gravy.

He's my Motivation to not Graduate and the Reason why I drop my pants to Masturbate!

Happy Birthday Bubs The Cum Sponge





Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is, like the little lap dog he is, he makes a Selfish "ME, ME, ME... MY, MY , MY" post about someone else's birthday!



See Chrissy, HERE is how Good Father actually wishes another person Happy Birthday without looking like a Self Absorbed, Dead Broke Douche Bag!






Lol, even Zach can afford a better home than Chrissy the Multi-Millionaire!!

Even if it's rented, it's better than Squirtstopher's Rented Bunker, Hahahahahahahahaha!



#TRUSTTHEPROCESS

#ARRRRIGHT

#KEEPINGUPWITHTHEJONES'S'S

[zealanddonk]

Drew posted that he missed young NVB.
Shame NVb cant read, and that Chrissy keeps throwing his own toddler tantrums that means he doesnt hang out with his family.

Thanks Giving around the corner, I wonder how many truckers Chrissy will suck off to afford petrol money to get to Ohio.

Also shame on NVB having his birthday right when Chrissy focusing on his 1 day in a row Fasting challenge.
Guessing Chrissy wont be taking NVB and all his lil friends out to Chuck-E-Cheese to celebrate.

[1dollarboxcar]

Billy BLOAT GOAT back to peddling make a 100 bucks in 10 minutes video... you aint missing anything... only thing of slight interest is the ending balance in his previous video on 9-27-24 was $2,600 and todays beginning balance is $2,670... happy birthday to NVB....

[BedWetterBettor]

Here’s a soon to be deleted post by Squirtstopher!

Anyone here wanna crop out Diddy for Chrissy and put “Shrimp” over “Brown” in that meme???




Here’s some old classics where Chrissy was probably thinking about Diddy like activities!

TheRivers: Post is gone in record time.

zealanddonk: already gone. if only chrissy would take a 30 day fast from making a clown of himself

Lol, I'm 2 for 2 folks! Predicted his Birthday Post would be indirectly all about him annnnnnnnnnd he's too much of a Pussy to post anything remotely salacious!

[zealanddonk]

Watching Chrissy's nonsense Baaaacky video.

He is making "random" sized bets and claims its like flipping a coin.

Chrissy losses and tells us they tried to trick him.

He also claims winner winner, no idea whats for dinner <---- nothing fancy planned for your son's birthday?

No shoutout to NVB because hes just a prop in Chrissy's scams.

This nonsense is safely missable.

[TheRivers]

Drew is at game 5 in Cleveland today. Wonder how Chrissy feels about the fact that his brother actually gets better seats at big games than he does. Drew doesn’t sit in the outfield just so he can claim to have the first row. He’s sitting right by home plate.

[zealanddonk]

So Drew is a better son, better father, has a better body, and is a better christian than Chrissy.

The only thing Chrissy possibly has going for him is "better husband" but l.o.l we know that isnt true.

Thanksgiving going to be mighty awkward in Ohio if Chrissy can find gas money.


Speaking of important days, getting close to Halloween:
Do we think young NVB will get to wear a costume and go trick or treating with his friends or do you think it'lll just be stay home with Uncle Fester the self-molester [no costume required] ?

[Jayjami]

So Drew is a better son, better father, has a better body, and is a better christian than Chrissy.

The only thing Chrissy possibly has going for him is "better husband" but l.o.l we know that isnt true.

Thanksgiving going to be mighty awkward in Ohio if Chrissy can find gas money.


Speaking of important days, getting close to Halloween:
Do we think young NVB will get to wear a costume and go trick or treating with his friends or do you think it'lll just be stay home with Uncle Fester the self-molester [no costume required] ?

I hope NVB does have some friends, he needs the socialization, but the guy who drinks 5 Monsters a day isn’t going to let his son consume a bunch of candy. He’ll be out gambling and Stacey will be at home with orders to keep the porch lights off. It would be a perfect opportunity for someone to drop by with some candy for Bubs and something sweet for Stacey.

[TheRivers]

I’ve suddenly realized why Chrissy has started fasting. Today was the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur, which is well known for being a fasting holiday. I think the BLOAT has converted to Judaism, gotten a JOB, and is now officially a…wait for it…Hebrew slave.

Yep. I think I nailed this one. LOL

[BedWetterBettor]

I’ve suddenly realized why Chrissy has started fasting. Today was the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur, which is well known for being a fasting holiday. I think the BLOAT has converted to Judaism, gotten a JOB, and is now officially a…wait for it…Hebrew slave.

Yep. I think I nailed this one. LOL

That or he Lost everything but the Rent money on the Tigers and can't afford to eat more than twice a week!!!





Hurr hurr, I planned this all 6 months ago folks. Bet Big on the Tigers and Martingale when they Lose!





Chrissy says the Buckeyes Suck after One Loss, same way he said they’re the shittiest team he’s seen after One win where they didn’t cover the spread!

He also has been saying he’s a Millionaire for Years as well, and that doesn’t make it true either!

[BedWetterBettor]

The desperation for attention is real...

Instead of attending the Raiders/Steelers game today or taking a Coach flight on Spirit Airlines to some random Baseball game wearing cheap, no-name jerseys. Chrissy is getting a boner off the Ohio State Buckeyes losing yesterday!

Remember, he doesn't like ANY other team more than another. And he NEVER gets emotional!!






And he's TOTALLY NOT BUTT HURT over a 10K loss from years ago despite making "Millions" since...



#COLT LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

The desperation for attention is real...

Instead of attending the Raiders/Steelers game today or taking a Coach flight on Spirit Airlines to some random Baseball game wearing cheap, no-name jerseys. Chrissy is getting a boner off the Ohio State Buckeyes losing yesterday!

Remember, he doesn't like ANY other team more than another. And he NEVER gets emotional!!






And he's TOTALLY NOT BUTT HURT over a 10K loss from years ago despite making "Millions" since...



#COLT LIFE BABY!

It must be exhausting for Stace trying to guess what Chrissy's mood will be and then try to parent him accordingly.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahahahahaha, Chrissy reverting back to his Bible thumping to excuse his LIES and SCAMMING ways! "Hurr hurr I'm not a Sinner, I do this to HELP people... just ask Zach, Brandon, Dave Pruett and Kat Daddy how much I helped them... God's Honest Truth Folks!?!?!"

Sounds like another potential Sucker told him to "Fuck Off" when he came begging for money so he could "help the poor"... which is Chriss to a T.



Nam Douche was the 1st to Chime in with this Gem of Stupidity! Of course Chrissy uses it as an opportunity to EXTORT more money from him! And Nam Dipshit is too dumb to realize it!



A One Man Masturbation Mind Meeting at Red Rock... sounds like Chrissy's Saturday Night!!

1dollarboxcar: he is totally deranged...

Chrissy the Queen of Mediocrity has to turn everything into some sort of "Hurr hurr Look at Me, I did something and I'm special and people be hatin me for it, so please gimme some love like Bryan Ockert!"

I'd be MORE interested in hearing the stupidity of this Nam Do character. If he's truly WINNING so much, why no posts about it? Why doesn't he do his own FB group ala Dave Pruett and tell his family & friends(assuming he has any) to join the Bloat and Change Their Life?

Bird Brain and Brandon were chomping at the bit to slob down Chrissy's little knob and recruit people into the scam? But why Not Nam???

[zealanddonk]

Just change "professional gambler" to "drug dealer" or "pornographer" and Chrissy's ramble reads the same.

LOL at chrissy coaching Teeball, I thought they had background checks for people who did that.

Rather than rambling about being a christian, Chrissy could show us a trip to Church.

Much like his claim he travels somewhere once a month.


As for Chrissy's claim about school shootings: 38 school shootings in 2023, 21 deaths, 42 injuried [out of approximately 50 million K12 students] that is quite literally 1 in a million.
https://www.edweek.org/leadership/sc...tinues/2023/12

In comparison, NVB is more likely to be killed by Chrissy [on purpose, as opposed to randomly due to all the stupid shit Chrissy does]
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...omicide-rising

One has to assume those odds go up the more time NVB is around Chrissy as well.

The only good news is, other than Chrissy's long term association with Colt, we can assume he does not own a gun, nor has the mental capacity to be able to legally purchase one.

[zealanddonk]

O and remember when Chrissy claimed he ran a troupe of male strippers [he doesnt seem to remember].
Did he just stand outside the strip club and trust everyone when he got his slice of the action, or did he go inside to keep an eye on things?

At one point didnt he claim he also used to strip as well, or have we heard so many conflicting bullshit fantasy stories from Chrissy that trying to track all of it is impossible these days?


So much for the only went to a strip club once story/

[BedWetterBettor]

Look Zach is "FRONT ROW" at a Sports game... He must be A MILLIONAIRE!?!?!

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: It's too bad that Nam Do didn't tell CM that he'll only meet up with him if CM pays him $10,000. Also, the "Valley of Fire" is secret code for anal sex without any lubrication.

Not that we'd expect any less, but Nam Douche isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...

Much like the Bird Brains, Brankos, Brandons and Pruetts before him, his place as Chrissy's Lap Dog is likely due to his laziness annnnnnd lack of intelligence!



Ya see, he got rich by being a "Photo Taker", not a Dead Broke Photographer or Videographer. That's why Chrissy doesn't hire him and pay him $1000 a week to go God knows where and Lord knows what!!!

He also claims to be a Millionaire Maker, so that explains Chrissy's infatuation with this Dead Broke Loser!

His comments here show Chrissy is quite enamored with him. I'm thinking he's after MORE than just his Money!!!

[BedWetterBettor]

And there it is, the middle of the Month Post Full of LIES of "Hurr durr I made $11,111.11 on random sports cuz I'm da Colt Goat Folks!?!?"

How many times has he used that picture from Years ago of his rented bunker in Chicago?

LOL, he's so broke he can't even take a new picture with money and wouldn't ya know, it's past the 14th and I'm sure we'll get treated to another video on how to make $107 in 46 seconds by Squirting Big Loads for Bryan!!




Odds for Chrissy's Next Lying Post


-500 Spinny/Baccy Video on how to make XX dollars in XX minutes

-320 Picture of Chrissy holding up a plate of greasy, nasty food smiling like an idiot

-110 Picture of NVB and Chrissy doing something mediocre and Chrissy claiming he is rich

+11,000 Chrissy Buys a House without someone named Bob as a Co-Signer!

If Chrissy had any gambling money left, he would have definitely lost his ass on the Dodgers. No way he bet the Mets after the Dodgers won Game 1, 9-0. Besides he rarely bets on the dog. He is a lying sack of dog poop.

Agreed and ONLY 3 bets for the Squirter on a Busy Hockey night??? BOOL SHEEIT!!!

He clearly lost his ass on the games below!

He always bets on the Kings and Avs, so there are two Huge Losses and he likely bet the Bruins cuz "Hurr hurr Panthers Suck even though I'm wearing their jersey 6 months later!!?!"

[zealanddonk]

Yet another weird post where Chrissy compares himself with a black man. [probably one of his super clever LOL subliminal messages saying he wants to be turned into an Oreo]


Chrissy then claims anyone can get into the HALL OF FAME which defeats the purpose of having a hall of fame.

[1dollarboxcar]

we play him like a violin and pull his strings... another "anyone can win video"... might be a decent one for ZD to do one of his great editorials... a lot of hypocrisy and contradictions in this one... he must of got slammed by the green zero before he had to reload and delete the losing videos with the fake affiliate money cause every bet he is hedging the green zero LMAO ... ending balance of last video was $2,774 , tonights beginning balance is $3,000, but like i said he probably had to reload with the fake money because he got slammed by the green zero...