Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy’s balls super itchy as he couldn’t wait to jump on his laptop and show all the dead broke haters how ANYONE make $730 per day…

Except HIM of course!

He makes exactly $73 and quits like a Pussy, lol! Yup that proves you win thousands a day, no way is that small sample size from a midget with small penis size!



Won’t ruin it for ZD to rip apart. But I’m sure it’s full of the regular Bool Sheeit that we’ve come to expect from our Least Favorite Masturbating Midget!



HAPPY 900th Page!!!

[zealanddonk]

Revieieng Chrissy's new nonsense Baaaaacky video

"timestamped" at Sunday 22nd, 5:26pm.

The balance is exactly $1000 and Chrissy claims it had been rouighly $1400 and he put a bet on the Chiefs.
Note: he doesnt clarify how much he bet and looks like a weasel when he said it.

This is likely a lock for whoever is playing against the Chiefs.

Chrissy does the classic "I put in a small amount so you can relate to me"
Why does he dress like an idiot?

Chrissy now explains how easy Baaaacky is, just like flipping a coin [except it isnt, since there was a tie].

Chrissy claims you should save this to your playlist and watch it over and over
This is after saying its just like flipping a coin.

3m45s Chrissy claims he has a $100k bankroll when he goes to the casino
Isnt his goal to win $3k per day/session?
Isnt he massively overcapitalised [if its true] and the risk of getting robbed and raped more than the utility of $100k to win $3k?
Or does Chrissy pretend to try to win more than $3k?

Chrissy claims he is getting excited for the viewers who can win $48 in 5 minutes.

He pulls out documentation beats conversation [why doesnt he show the betting slip for the Chiefs game?]

Chrissy fucks off most his profit so he mitchellgales a $20 to a $50 bet.

Chrissy loses but he had a feeling it would go the other way
7m40 "They fooled me"
They sure did Chrissy, they sure did.

He also uses the excuse "hurr hurr new shoe not much data"

8m15 O god, it gets worse. Chrissy bets $110 and claims "They like to fool me but I was able to trick them" or words to that effect.
Chrissy has zero impact on the cards that are played only the bet he makes.
This is what motivates Chrissy to get out of the bed during the day, "Fooling" the casinos

Chrissy claims he knows what the casinos are up to.

Chrissy starts rambling about people making $73 a session and doing 10 sessions a day to win $730.
In other words, he got "lucky" to win his $110 bet and ran away.

Expect another video in a couple of hours when the Chiefs lose and Chrissy cant go to bed a loser.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

It's so funny how he lost again, on the favorites, again. They've gotta be knee deep in mitchellgales now. To be a fly on the wall in the inner circle now. "It was rigged guys I swear!!"

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy made a 10 minute Spinny video a coupla hours ago.
I'll be reviewing that shortly.

[zealanddonk]

Classic Chrissy wearing his white bathrobe (should that be bathhouse robe?)

Balance s a very suspicious $1700.08 will he explain it?

Lets find out

Timestamp is 8:45am Sept 23rd

Despite previously telling us how awesome American Spinny is, Chrissy is playing European [1 green] Spinny

Chrissy again claims people are emailing saying they miss his youtube videos is making this nonsense for them.

1m35 Chrissy claims these videos are for educational purposes but he hopes to inspire and motivate as well.

Chrissy starts rambling if people came to him asking him for money or how to get out of debt or some nonsense
He claims gambling changed his life.

LOL he claims he treats gambling like a million dollar business, but most treat it like Friday Night happy Hour with their Friends.
Remember the good old days when Chrissy would take Sore Arse Zach to the casino with him for some happy time.

3m40 Chrissy reveals an exciting new strategy: if he is up, he doubles his $10 bet to a $20 bet.
So, to confirm, if Chrissy loses, he doubles his bet, if he is winning, he doubles his initial bet.
I cant see this ending badly quickly.

5m10 Chrissy starts rambling about how someone could make an extra $100 a day at their job, and they would have to work an extra 5-10 hours a day even if that work exists.
Then he unleashes a massive snoooort.

6m30 Chrissy now thinks he can make $100 just betting on red. Since the video lasts 11m safe to say something goes wrong.
Chrissy swigs Monster and happily squeal/snorts.

7m50 LOL Chrissy has claimed he has changed 1000s of lives by teaching people how to gamble responsibly
Cue the very long list of former chums.

Speaking of Responsible, Chrissy loses a couple of spins and is now betting $80.

LOL
Chrissy is now betting $160 to make his $100 profit
He rambles about relability while placign a $160 bet.

10m30 Chrissy wins and then NVB oooooks in the background and then makes an appearance. He looks like hes a in a hostage video

Chrissy tells NVB that he loves him, and not even an ooooook in response.


5 hours after posting, Chrissy has 17 reacts, no comments.

Closing balance $1800.08 no explanation why the balances are different from today and yesterday despite the claim he bet roughly $400 on a game yesterday

Overall, this one is safe to miss unless you want proof of life of NVB.

[1dollarboxcar]

and we get blessed with another "make a hundo in 15 min." video, he must be really desperate to make 2 videos in one day... just like the old days... but why is a supposed "multi-millionaire" wasting his time making low roller videos for just a hundred bucks?? shouldn't he be at the actual brick n mortar casinos making $5k per day so he can meet his quota of making over $100k per month, just like he has over the past 5 years straight...LMAO ... or he could just MAN UP and go to the high limit room on BOL... and show us how he actually makes the $5k per day playing table games since his website is so legit... he could also MAN UP show proof of ( like betting slips ) of these supposed thousands upon thousands of dollars in winning sports bets... but nope nothing...

edit: i haven't watched it yet, but have it downloaded... will watch it here shortly...

[Pickleball]

The Bloat always arrives 4 hours early to a sporting event.
That way he can sneak down to the front row and take a few pics with his happy smiling wife.
You don't suppose Chrissy sprung for a new sex toy for Stacy, as we all know he isn't servicing her?
I am pretty sure that he bet on the Raiders vs the 0-2 Panthers. Another loooooser for Chrissy.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty putting in the good work again, keep clowning him!!

[zealanddonk]

I'll watch Chrissy's 16 minute baaaacky booolsheet a bit later today or tomorrow morning.

[Dan Druff]

Gotta be getting harder and harder for Stacy to force those smiles.

100% Chrissy bet on the Raiders. You know that he can't resist attending a sporting event without also betting on it. I could picture him yapping to Stacy, "Can you believe how stupid those books are? The Panthers are the worst team in the NFL, the Raiders are at home, and I'm getting -6. Less than a touchdown! Morons! See, this is what it's like to be a professional gambler, noticing these opportunities."


BTW, I bet Panthers +215. I documented this on the site's Flying Stupidity Wagering Thread well before game time.

Too bad I couldn't enjoy it because Circa Survivor was such a shitshow (not Circa's fault -- the fault of the "good" NFL teams all losing!) So I'm out after 3 weeks, like over 95% of the entrants. At least I'm in good company.

[Jayjami]

Krusty putting in the good work again, keep clowning him!!

The Dodger hat is a nice addition to the wardrobe, but I think a green double zero baseball cap would be the piece-de-resistance. If Krusty will wear it. I’ll buy one and ship it to him! DM me Krusty.

[Jayjami]

Gotta be getting harder and harder for Stacy to force those smiles.

100% Chrissy bet on the Raiders. You know that he can't resist attending a sporting event without also betting on it. I could picture him yapping to Stacy, "Can you believe how stupid those books are? The Panthers are the worst team in the NFL, the Raiders are at home, and I'm getting -6. Less than a touchdown! Morons! See, this is what it's like to be a professional gambler, noticing these opportunities."


BTW, I bet Panthers +215. I documented this on the site's Flying Stupidity Wagering Thread well before game time.

Too bad I couldn't enjoy it because Circa Survivor was such a shitshow (not Circa's fault -- the fault of the "good" NFL teams all losing!) So I'm out after 3 weeks, like over 95% of the entrants. At least I'm in good company.

I’ve always wondered where her head is at. She has to be smart enough to realize Chrissy is a fucking idiot and she made a huge mistake. I’m guessing she probably burned her bridges with her family and is stuck. On the other hand, maybe she doesn’t give a fuck that she’s married to a scammer, as long as she doesn’t have to work. Obliviously, it’s going to end in disaster given Chrissy’s compulsive gambling problem.

[Tellafriend]

Gotta be getting harder and harder for Stacy to force those smiles.

100% Chrissy bet on the Raiders. You know that he can't resist attending a sporting event without also betting on it. I could picture him yapping to Stacy, "Can you believe how stupid those books are? The Panthers are the worst team in the NFL, the Raiders are at home, and I'm getting -6. Less than a touchdown! Morons! See, this is what it's like to be a professional gambler, noticing these opportunities."


BTW, I bet Panthers +215. I documented this on the site's Flying Stupidity Wagering Thread well before game time.

Too bad I couldn't enjoy it because Circa Survivor was such a shitshow (not Circa's fault -- the fault of the "good" NFL teams all losing!) So I'm out after 3 weeks, like over 95% of the entrants. At least I'm in good company.

I’ve always wondered where her head is at. She has to be smart enough to realize Chrissy is a fucking idiot and she made a huge mistake. I’m guessing she probably burned her bridges with her family and is stuck. On the other hand, maybe she doesn’t give a fuck that she’s married to a scammer, as long as she doesn’t have to work. Obliviously, it’s going to end in disaster given Chrissy’s compulsive gambling problem.

she crossed the Rubicon when she got knocked up so late in life and left her family for him, imo.

[The Boz]

By the way…..CONGRATULATIONS to everyone for 900 pages of exposing this piece of shit scammer!

[RMS9]

By the way, if you enjoy watching Chrissy NOT get emotional while gambling, he doesn’t get emotional right around the 11:55 mark. It made me smile.

and we get blessed with another "make a hundo in 15 min." video, he must be really desperate to make 2 videos in one day... just like the old days... but why is a supposed "multi-millionaire" wasting his time making low roller videos for just a hundred bucks?? shouldn't he be at the actual brick n mortar casinos making $5k per day so he can meet his quota of making over $100k per month, just like he has over the past 5 years straight...LMAO ... or he could just MAN UP and go to the high limit room on BOL... and show us how he actually makes the $5k per day playing table games since his website is so legit... he could also MAN UP show proof of ( like betting slips ) of these supposed thousands upon thousands of dollars in winning sports bets... but nope nothing...

edit: i haven't watched it yet, but have it downloaded... will watch it here shortly...

[Pickleball]

Juan idolizes The Bloat on his Facebook page. The guy actually believes that Chrissy can beat roulette by playing online.
I give zero credit to Juan for believing in Christopher Mitchell but I absolutely give him credit for his very attractive Peruvian girlfriend or esposa.
At least Juan doesn't arrive four hours early to the game to take a selfie and pretend he has front row seats.

[BedWetterBettor]

RMS9: I watched the entire sixteen minute video (time lost for sure) and I’m curious as to just what Chrissy shared that was informative and/or helpful. I struggled to find any value.

He probably didn't either, these sycophants will say ANYTHING to get attention from their Masturbating Midget Mentor!

Thus the reason they PAY him outrageous fees over and over again. They want to be in his good graces, so they will Say or DO anything to get his approval.



Like when he started using the idiotic GOAT moniker. Nobody called him that, least of all the idiots in the Chums Club. However, when ONE idiot (probably Bird Brain) started calling him by that name after having it beaten in to their heads, he likely gave Bird Boy MORE attention.

So then the other fools like April, Branko and Pruett also started calling him GOAT to Vy(dang) for his attention and curry favor with Saint Squirtstopher!

It's similar to the way Pedophiles groom their potential victims, they ignore them at first, and even give OTHERS all the attention. Then when the Mark starts singing the right tune, they make their move!

#PRED LIFE BABY!

[1dollarboxcar]

our buddy with another low roller "make $148 in 15 min." video, little bits of gold in this one... he seems high af on something...
the best contradiction is, just stay on one side (red) like i did and then just Mitchellgale your bets and eventually you will win cause it's a 50/50 game (roulette) but just the other day in another "50/50" game of baccarat... flipping quarters... wasn't he preaching and praying that the trend is your friend and hop onto the winning side cause player or banker could go on a 15 win streak...lol.. imagine Mitchellgaling your bets if you stayed on one side like today and lost 15 in a row cause the trend is no loner your friend and just stay on one side.... this tells me he is desperate for people to lose their cash fast.. so he can rake in that 35% affiliate money even faster.... just smh...

[TheRivers]

Chrissy apparently now will try the to lure suckers to his BetOnline redirector link via a text message marketing service. First the billboard and now this. One would think this would all be unnecessary for a guy that rakes over 100K per month from the casino’s

[BedWetterBettor]

Guess that Goat Life Billboard thingy didn't work out so well? HAHAHAHA!




Why does a multi-millionaire who makes $100-$148 every 10 minutes need to utilize Text Message Marketing? Shouldn't he be printing Money on command? Or is it Cursed like the dealers he tried to Command the ball to land where he bet and FAILED , like everything in his life?


*UPDATE*

ANNNNNNND IT'S GONE... IN RECORD TIME... LOL!

We get treated to more Lies and Nonsense about his Fake Credit Score instead of DOCUMENTATION of those alleged winning bets! He must truly be broke to be pulling out the old "Hurr hurr look at my credit score folks! Dis proves I'm a millionaire folks!?! But don't ask for my Bank Statement otherwise you're a jealous, dead broke haterrrr!?!? "




#SQUIRT LIFE BABY