I think mickey having a crush on splitthis is sweet and should be encouraged.

We haven't had a forum romance like this since druff flew to Texas for that broad after he broke up with the other one with the details treated like the missing bits of the Watergate tapes, weird stuff.

Mick's confirmed homosexuality is a barrier but splitthis is likely weathered to the point where discerning sex is neither here nor there.

'The hobo and the whore' has a nice ring to it and mickey needs a companion.