Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Apparently Lying was the only Take Away Lil Jimmy gleaned from Chrissy's $499 Extortion School!



I like how they try and deflect the shame away by saying "Hurr hurr thanks for commenting and getting me money!?!?"

Yea, that sweet 7 cents in YT ad revenue is really gonna make up the $500+ he gave to the Masturbating Midget! LOL!

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, we've reached the Middle of the Month and still not gotten those Fantasy Casino Scores from Chrissy's "Winnings"...

Instead we get a lame "Hurr hurr look at me I'm eating an Omlette and French Toast which means I'm RICH and you can't do this unless you Follow Me and Pay me Extortion fees so I can afford Rent!?!?"




Here allow me to take a Squirt at it!





Ya see there it is DOCUMENTED for all you Dead Broke Douchebags. But remember I'm not doing this for YOU! I'm doing it for ME!

Just like I burned my old Baccy Score Cards for ME! And NOT because Stacy MADE ME do it to stay in the Elevate Life Church Extortion Club!!!



#BLOAT LIFE BABY!

Since Chrissy is too much of a pussy to play high limit games or show any bet slips, we'll have to find entertainment in watching Mush Mouth Malone piggy back minimum table bets on a Whale in Reno!

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: That omelet photo is from a few years ago.

Yup, in fact... it's 3 Years OLD!!! You can tell he still has the Chiclet Dentures in the middle and bottom, Hahahahahahaha! The Dead Broke Douche Bag couldn't even find a Recent photo of his Room Service as he hides in his Affinity Bunker eating Ramen Noodles and other Vegan Delights!!!

But of course he didn't post the PHOTO for YOU!!! He did for HIMSELF HURR HURR!?!?!







Documentation Beats Masturbation!!!

The Boz: He’s broke and miserable, no time to let up on him!

Agreed, No More Masturr Minds and Casino trips means No Money for the Squirter! He also curiously hasn't posted an online Spinny or Baccy (shoutout to ZD) video in over 6 weeks... could his online access be nuked too??




Hahahahahaha, the little Fraud Faggot deleted it after getting EXPOSED AGAIN!!! LOL!!!

[zealanddonk]

I'm guessing Chrissy realised that picture made him look like he was waiting for Gentlemen Callers to come sodomise him.
THEN he realised thats been happening less and less since the good old days of 3 years ago.


Dont be surprised if we see another "30 day running challenge" coming up....

[1dollarboxcar]

oh Dear, these latest posts and then deleted is so funny, he has to use old recycled pics and then deletes them, cause you guys called him out on it.. just more proof he monitors this forum, i hate to admit it, but he might of not even known his goatlifecash dot com link wasn't working correctly from his Fakebook page until i said something, funny how it started working again just shortly after i said something on here !!

[zealanddonk]

@Tariq Reed: Yeah, I was wondering about that possibility. Probably best not to post information that the Bloat might find helpful.


Does that include "use lube" and "charge $20 each time" fall into this category?

[The Boz]

“Tariq Reed: I think those fall into the category of acceptable suggestions and information that don't necessarily help Christopher Mitchell further his scam. Maybe also send him a tshirt: "I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20". At least that's honest work.”

Can someone please photoshop him in one of those shirts and post it? I’ll definitely find a few uses getting it out there.

[Tariq Reed]

Can someone please photoshop him in one of those shirts and post it? I’ll definitely find a few uses getting it out there.

[BedWetterBettor]

RMS9: I’m sorry, but a grown man wearing gloves and shinguards while at a leisure skate session…you couldn’t be more of a fucking nerd.

Chrissy already had kneepads from years of "rehearsing" for Colt. Being a midget, he had to borrow NVB's for the purpose of "practicing" hockey...

I wonder if Chrissy used them during his annual prayer session with the "22 year old Kid" at Bellagio who asked them to get down on his knees and PRAY for him while Stacy held NVB in her sack?

Or did he give them to the Weeping Widow that wanders the halls of Bellagio with Chrissy's Face STILL on her late husband's Computer???



Shoutout to Elmo!

[Tariq Reed]

Jayjami: Bubs needs an “I’m With Stupid >” jersey

Great suggestion! Wish I had thought of that earlier before I couldn't edit my post anymore.

But here's the updated image.

[BedWetterBettor]

Why aren't the Mitchell's's's's Celebrating their Anniversary Month like they claim they ALWAYS do?

Isn't the Fake Millionaire able to share those Anniversary Celebration pics instead of showing OLD photos from 3 years ago of Omelets and French Toast?

Or are those gone the way of the Dodo like the Fictious Winning Day Tallies from Casino's's's???




Bets are Now Open as to what Chrissy's current Hiding Place is:


-1300 Tiffin, OHIO at Sugar Daddy Foster's House Begging for another Advance under the ruse of "Bub's Needs More Hockey Equipment"!


-770 Summerlin, NV at Affinity Condo's's's removing Eviction Notices and Court Notices from the door when the Sun Goes Down!


-335 Some Podunk Casino on the outskirts of Vegas paying hourly rates until the mid-week Comp rooms are available at better hotels


+7800 After being INSPIRED by the Lumber post, Chrissy bought a House built in 1918 because "hurr hurr the lumber is better and he saw a VALUABLE OPPORTUNITY"!?!?

[zealanddonk]

Occam's Razor: if you have two competing ideas to explain the same phenomenon, you should prefer the simpler one.


We havent seen much of Stace lately, Chrissy seems to have a little money to gamble with

Either Chrissy is a multi-millionaire gambling expert or

Stace is working [probably nightshift, at the hospital].

Neither of the remaining chums in the chums club would likely end up in hospital to see her there, Bubs is old enough Stace can go back to work and the rare time Chrissy goes on nighttime adventures, as we saw, he was by himself [Stace had the night off so could look after Bubs].


The number of verified trips is has dwindled, and any of them easily fit around Stace's days off work, with sick leave or holiday leave added on.


Chrissy has stopped the "I retired my wife" nonsense for quite some time now as well.

[Dan Druff]

BWB, are you sure Stace has a felony conviction over the child support matter?

I had thought she was just civilly liable. But maybe I'm forgetting.

[The Boz]

The broke cocksucker is back trying to shame people into giving him cash again. Must have been a quiet night at the Truck Stop.

[BedWetterBettor]

"Hurr hurr I'd rather cry in my Imaginary Lambo than a Prius" - Nam Douche


Wonder if Nam Douche is a Millionaire from the coloring book or those Masturr Minds where they LOST over 20K each?

Speaking of LOST, Chrissy clearly LOST again on his imaginary MLB bets, the ones he hasn't documented in over 11 months.

Luckily, I DOCUMENTED here folks. So it's officially true because everything posted on the Interweb is True... Let that Sink in!





Just like THIS vision board from when Chrissy was Squirting Big Loads for Paragon Men shows he ALREADY made his "FIRST MILLION" based on him pasting on a White Board...



And Remember, he was holding up this Fake Prop money smiling like an idiot for HIMSELF! Not for You or the boys at Paragon Men!





COLT LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Typical Chrissy, August 6th, talking smack about owning a lambo because it was too small for his midget sized 5fett 6 inch frame, now hes calling Nam Do sir because Nam claims to have a lambo.

Chrissy could have won Gold in Olmpics Break Dancing [male and female] with this level of mental gymnastics.

[BedWetterBettor]

The Boz: Never saw the pic with him with fake cash and hair. Notice the tractor trailers in the pic and how important they would be in his life!

According to Chrissy, he's been posing with money for 30 years!?!? Ya know, at the same time he was homeless in over 10 states and sleeping in his car!'

I believe those are FedEx trucks and I think I know which MLM scheme he was likely involved in back then.



I remember almost getting caught up in one of these schemes decades ago and the "Manager" was telling me how he'd made over $1 million with his trucking company business. He then proceeded to ask me to loan him money for lunch...

I guess I'm glad he didn't offer to drive me to California after a one on one in the Back!



#COLT LIFE BABY!!!

Tariq Reed: Jokes on you, Mr. BWB. CM has "learned" from those 4 baseball bet losses that you have so ably documented and he will use his patented Mitchellgale Betting System to end up in profit. The whiteboard doesn't lie.

Yes, he’s learned so much he doesn’t even have the balls to bet any more or host Masturr minds or eat Filet Mignon or drive his leased Chevy in public or put a single $100 bill into a slot machine and produce Jackpots on command!

#Billy Goat Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

Chad Mitchell commented on Chrissy's post from yesterday.
Ol Chad has a nice open profile and under family has Paul as uncle, with Andrew and Chrissy as cousins.

I seem to recall speculation there may have been a half-brother in the mix, but doesnt seem obvious from those three profiles.

[The Boz]

Chad Mitchell commented on Chrissy's post from yesterday.
Ol Chad has a nice open profile and under family has Paul as uncle, with Andrew and Chrissy as cousins.

I seem to recall speculation there may have been a half-brother in the mix, but doesnt seem obvious from those three profiles.

Seems to be the perfect person for Cuz Chrissy to be helping turn his life around. 2 videos and next to no followers or views. But he had a couple bucks for a pack of lung darts for his FB pic.

Come on Chrissy, we know you are reading this, why haven’t you made cuz rich for free with your winning systems? I’m sure he’s not too proud to take some charity from his famous cock sucking millionaire cousin.

[BedWetterBettor]

Almost the end of the month and the Frisco Fraud Faggot still hasn't produced a Single Piece of Documentation!

How is it the Number One Sports Bettor in the World isn't providing a Single Winning Sports Bet Slip in 11 months?

Could it be the same reason he's not hyping up the upcoming NFL season with some Freebie picks and wearing Cheap No Name Football jerseys that his Buddy Tom Brady sent him from Tampa?

Speaking of Tampa, old Former Cum Bum Chum Alum JC Barber Fit Cakes has a message for all You Jealous Dead Broke Douchebag Haters thinking about quitting!



Maybe Chrissy should pay JC to have him be his personal coach and mentor, so he could get his fat ass in shape and not quit every 30 day challenge?

Unfortunately, he's too broke to afford that, or Playing High Limit Table Games, Paying off the Loan on his Chevy Tahoe annnnnnnnnnnd eating a Filet Mignon without getting a Comp for it, as those Comps have dried up LONG AGO!

He was last seen eating some 50 cent Franks at the local YMCA!



#BROKE LIFE BABY!

Looks like another Youtuber improved on Chrissy's No Bust Bullshit with a "Twist"...

However, this guy is Ironically playing No Bust to show how random Blackjack is and even though he makes just under $1000 after 2 shoes, he relents that this doesn't prove anything other than it's All Luck!



How long before Brokestopher goes "See see folks, I told you it works folks! You're just jealous, dead broke, haters! I told you it works and Stupid Idiots like YOU take cards and make ME lose! This guy clearly went to Einstein Light Bulb Academy Folks!?!?"

TheRivers: I also caught that video yesterday. Chrissy would tell the guy he’s doing it wrong because he was doubling and splitting while not mitchelgaling.

But but he WON and made PROFIT! And it's DOCUMENTED! Documentation beats Masturbation Hurr hurr !!!