Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Pickleball]

Anyone think that The Bloat carried NVB out on the ice and propped him up for this photo?
He had to make sure that Bubs and him were superior to Richard Gamble and his son, by bragging that Champers could stand on the ice.
Oh wait, Chrissy didn't post that picture to impress you, he posted it to impress upon you that one day your Special Ed's son will be able to stand on the ice all by himself.

Hey Chrissy, why don't you film a short video of Baby Boy skating around the rink one time?
Or if he really cannot skate, you can film him being pushed by Mama Goat in his baby carriage on the ice. We won't laugh, I promise.

[BedWetterBettor]

Funny that Squirtstopher would be trying so hard to impress people who Run Masturr Minds? Didn't he just post a rant about how they're all FAKES, FRAUDS and DEAD BROKE Like him??

https://www.facebook.com/richard.gamble.393




Maybe he just saw the name DICK GAMBLE and thought it was some sort of wagering game where you could win money for Pulling Your Pud and Blowing Big Loads every Minute... Man!

Chrissy would probably be a Millionaire for REALZ that way, since he used to make "Dick Gambles" every Single Day by Masturbating for Money over 10 Years... You Ready???



Shoutout to Elmo!

[BedWetterBettor]

The Boz: Huge opportunity to comment for those with fake FB accounts

Agreed, however SOME folks think it's a "low blow" to comment or expose Chrissy when kids are slightly involved in the subject matter!

I feel everything and every one is fair game when you openly share the photos and brazenly brag about false claims like the Squirter does!

Remember when Chrissy was Bragging about how his winning percentage was above every other sports betting expert and somehow THAT meant you should give him money for his bullshit losing picks? Yea, neither does he!





Of course just 2 years ago he would write that "Hurr durr winning percentage doesn't matter and PROFIT is the only thing that matters!??!"

Considering he finished July without either Profit or above .500 Winning Percent, it would seem that he can't Win no matter what! But why let facts get in the way, just give him money to Guess wrong and when he gets it right it ABSOLUTELY proves he's the greatest! Of course when he gets it wrong, it means the Game was FIXED, the league is RIGGED, or you're just a jealous, dead broke Douchebag and don't have the right MINDSET to win like him!?!?

Or he could lie about going to Vegas with 15 Chums, when it was really Chicago with 6 Deadbroke Douchbag wannabes!



Good news for all the Losers that Lost their Bankrolls in July follwing the Bloat's Shitty MLB picks!

You can work for Current Millionaire in Training, Kevin Blumpkin selling Insurance and live the Blump Life with his sweet online Job Offer!

https://www.salary.com/job/american-...40805170043300





86K selling $3000 life insurance policies to Veterans and Senior Citizens! That's 860K a Decade Folks!!! Let that Sink In!!!

#BLOAT LIFE BABY!

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahaha another unhinged and whiny post proves he LOST again and had to place big bets that “stressed him out”…

But remember don’t get emotional or bet so big that you are worrying about money!

RELAX and just hit singles folks! Or just forget it and donk off your last 5K and Lie about it like Squirtstopher does Every Single Day!











So now it’s “Hurr hurr gambling for a living is hard folks and working a job is easy derrrrp!”

How long before he goes back to “folks don’t you hate living such a hard life of going to your dead end 9-5 job? I make easy money from the comfort of my home living this Easy Colt life. And you can too for $9999.99 a month folks, just look at me eating food and grinning like a moron in cheap jerseys! It’s so easy you can copy my bets and win by default folks! Gods honest truth!!!”


"We Fly First Class Flights... except for the other 300 days a year we Fly Spirit Airlines... rated below folks!"

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy needs to get his ass to church rather than misspell heroin and tell silly stories only his son would find either funny or true.

Other than delusions of Grandeur, Chrissy has flipflopped from "private chums clubs are a scam" to "all private chums clubs are a scam except mine" to "join my private chums club" to "dont join my chums club its too stressful".

Granted he's just setting up "hurr hurr most chums lose their money within 2 months then cry despite my warnings" but even so.

Also, most chums would be insanely happy making $30 profit from $50 bets if we scaled chrissy's fantasy claims down.

Most chums would be insanely happy making $300 profit from $500 bets if Chrissy's nonsense was legit.

[BedWetterBettor]

Here’s another LIE from the Lying Loser Masturbator that’s easy to prove he’s a fraud!

He claims he “bet on Yankees” in the amount of $20,000.

Since they played a double header and won one game and lost the other, naturally he’s claiming victory on Game 1. Which resulted in an 8-0 Yankees victory!

The Money Line odds on that Game were -150 as seen below!

However a 20K winning bet at -150 odds would yield a Payout of $33,333.33 and a profit of $13,333.33.

But Squirtstopher claims that he made $12,100 on his 20k bet? Surely the Number One sports bettor that Masturbates for Money, wouldn’t have taken worse odds and cost himself over $1200 in easy profit???

Even if Betonline or a Brick n Mortar Casino had worse odds than -150, it wouldn’t be THAT much worse to the tune of -165(which still doesn’t equal $12,100). And if he tries to say "Hurr hurr I never said I bet MONEY LINE, I bet "Over/Under, hits, runs, etc." that wouldn't be WORSE odds than -150 and he'd be lying yet again!

Of course a Simple Bet Slip would Prove all Doubts, but the Little Pussy would get too Stressed Out from actually having to BET 20K, Film it and post it on FB! Cuz ya know he's never done it before and hasn't done it in a YEAR NOW!!

Once again the Masturbating Midget is caught with his pants down in another… Complete Lie!!!







FRAUD LIFE Baby!

[crudebar]

I have lost almost all interest in this as it isn't even fun anymore. The guy just makes up numbers like a junior high kid trying to impress his friends, "ooo I had 2 million on the Mets last night!" LOL. okay buddy whatever you say....

At least back in the day he would play spinny and baccy for .50 cents a roll/flip. haha.

Make up all the numbers you want, once again, the truth is that you still own nothing. Middle aged guy that is pushing 50 that owns NOTHING. Just raise your 50k bets to 500k, it all means nothing because you have nothing. Nothing is where the truth lies....

Imagine telling your friends you make 100-250k a month all while leasing 1 car and going from rental property to rental property with your wife and small child.

edit: and what has been noted by many on here, the whole thing he is doing with his postings is telling people to keep doubling their bets over and over again until he eventually wins one of his martingales. "come on you need to pay me my 1k monthly and make this 50k bet on the brewers to get everything back plus make $500 in profit, time to sell the house, I NEVER lose 8 bets in a row!"

He obviously stops betting much sooner(if he bets much at all anymore) and just tells whatever chums he has left that he is betting 50k along with them, obviously they drop out before bets get this large and then when he eventually wins one tells them if they had just followed him exactly they would be winning right now...It's just so hilariously stupid and boring at this point to even call out.

[BedWetterBettor]

I have lost almost all interest in this as it isn't even fun anymore. The guy just makes up numbers like a junior high kid trying to impress his friends, "ooo I had 2 million on the Mets last night!" LOL. okay buddy whatever you say....

At least back in the day he would play spinny and baccy for .50 cents a roll/flip. haha.

Make up all the numbers you want, once again, the truth is that you still own nothing. Middle aged guy that is pushing 50 that owns NOTHING. Just raise your 50k bets to 500k, it all means nothing because you have nothing. Nothing is where the truth lies....

Imagine telling your friends you make 100-250k a month all while leasing 1 car and going from rental property to rental property with your wife and small child.

edit: and what has been noted by many on here, the whole thing he is doing with his postings is telling people to keep doubling their bets over and over again until he eventually wins one of his martingales. "come on you need to pay me my 1k monthly and make this 50k bet on the brewers to get everything back plus make $500 in profit, time to sell the house, I NEVER lose 8 bets in a row!"

He obviously stops betting much sooner(if he bets much at all anymore) and just tells whatever chums he has left that he is betting 50k along with them, obviously they drop out before bets get this large and then when he eventually wins one tells them if they had just followed him exactly they would be winning right now...It's just so hilariously stupid and boring at this point to even call out.

Great points, he hasn't shown a live online pre-recorded video in months now indicating he's desperate for MORE money after the Billboard Ads failed miserably! So it's back to the Bullshit stories about "Hurr hurr I bet 50k today and 40k yesterday and 35k tomorrow derrrp!" Soon we will hear Sainted Mother Stories and tributes to NVB because he's his reason WHY he CRIES!



And something that's even funnier is, he literally ONLY shows the same 4 stacks every video, which likely contain prop money, and acts like THAT is his profit. But even a 6 year old would look at that and say "He says he BETS 50K and "Won" 33K, but why does he only have 50K? Wouldn't he then be able to hold up 83K showing his Bet PLUS PROFIT???"

Chrissy being an idiot, never thought of this and is once again caught with his pants down pulling his pud! Like when he used to show $5000 in chips and say "Folks, I bought in for $5000 and made a quick $2000 in 15 minutes folks!"

All while showing the same $5000 he started with as 1DBC and others show him with the same 5K band each time! LOL!

Remember when he said his Masturr Minds are going to be BIGGER and BETTER than the last?? Remember when he told Dave Pruett, Branko, April Over the Hill, Hoa Le and the other idiots they would be "LOCKED IN" at $499 for a year if they JUST PAID ANOTHER $1500???

Yea, neither does Chrissy and Now he's barely able to cling to the 3 or idiots paying $999??? He went from saying "I GUARANTEE You'll make 25K in 3 days if you pay me $5000!?!?" but all of a sudden it's "Masturr Minds are SCAMS folks!?!? Except when I do it, then it's LEGIT cuz hurr hurr Casinos cheat folks!"

Or his SUPER DEE DUPER ONLY WINS IN THE CASINO BIG BOY STRAGEDY that is NOT available with your Monthly Membership that included *FREE MONTHLY MASTURR MINDS* ... for 2 months! But you can ONLY get it by paying another $2500 to attend the FREE MONTHLY MASTURR MIND that you paid for in your $499 per month!?!? # EXTORTION LIFE BABY!

I also like how all those things he "dreamed about when he was 5 years old" like having a Rolex and Driving a Lambo, are now all of a sudden "Wellll, Ryan Stewman MADE ME get those things, I didn't want to folks! God's Honest Truth!!!"

[Tellafriend]

i member.... he was testing his members by up-charging them $1500 to see who really is willing to do whatever it takes....

how stupid do those tards feel now?

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, Looks like I got under Chrissy's skin about calling him out for being an idiot holding up the same lame stacks of Fake money.

Now he's saying "Hurr durr I hold up the money for ME, not for YOU!!!"

Sure sure, like all these classics below where you held up fake money or $7... it was all For CHRISSY and Not to Deceive anybody!!!

He was Also Spanking his Tiny Monkey for 10 years for HIMSELF! Not for the Boys at Colt and Big Daddy Ockert! Right Squirt???

Tariq Reed: So in 1994 when CM was 15 and broke and there was no internet, what did he do with these photos of (obviously) fake cash? And at age 45, he is admitting that he still needs to brainwash himself that he isn't poor. Low self esteem and very defensive.

He was busy duking it out with St. Paul Mitchell and putting him in the hospital on a daily basis. Too bad he didn't post photos of him at Paul's bed side smiling like an idiot and flexing!!!

Yea, he's totally NOT posting these daily "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT THIS MONEY, LOOK AT THIS SUSHI" to show people what THEY can HAVE if they just PAY him to be their mentor...

[BedWetterBettor]

FOLKS! Remember, I'm not posting this DOCUMENTATION of Chrissy's Losses for YOU!!! I'm Posting them for ME! To Motivate myself to keep exposing frauds like Kyle Prescott, Kyle Adams, Kirk, Scott, Dave C. and Paul Ward!


Just like Masturbating Midgets make Roulette videos with 50 cent bets for THEMSELVES! They don't post those videos for ANY sort of Low Roller Douchebags and they certainly don't do it to Impress you, but to Impress their tiny dicks ON MR. OCKERT!!





Chrissy also staged these Photos for HIMSELF, not to fool anyone into thinking he was working out regularly and completing 30 day challenges of ANY sort.

Annnnnnd he planned this all out 6 years ago when he was Dead Broke driving for Uber while simultaneously making THOUSANDS per day on Auto Pilot...





Now he's living the Colt Life of posting the same lame photos Every Single Day with the same prop money and Lies to fool Suckers into paying him whatever he needs that week to pay the Rent as he will ALWAYS rent being a Deadbroke Masturbating Midget Moron! But he does this for HIMSELF folks... God's Honest Truth!


He also NEVER DID GAY PORN or ANY KIND OF PORN folks! And IF he did, it was for HIMSELF... not to inspire Dead Broke Truck Drivers to LOSE all their money and get Dead Broke Casino Dealer Jobs for $5 an Hour...

[Pickleball]

Hey Chrissy, how did your 30 day running challenge work out for you? What's that, you quit?
What is the status of your 30 weight loss plan? Don't tell me you quit that too?
How successful was your plan of only eating healthy foods and giving up sugary desserts and donuts? Yep you quit that too.
Why did you quit on yourself and leave your Chicago rental penthouse, and move back to Las Vegas?
Remember that was your dream "home" that came true?

How come you quit on yourself and never became a multimillionaire or even a millionaire? You have been lying about your net worth for years because you just couldn't achieve your goal of scamming enough people to make you rich. Plus being a degenerate gambler killed any chance of you making seven figures.
It looks like you mentally quit on your financial goals and will remain the failure that you are.

Don't worry as Bubs wont figure out that his father is a quitter for at least another seven years. Maybe by then you will actually work for a living because your scamming days are drying up like your prune face wife's face and cooch. Oh Chrissy, please don't quit on her even though your dream of marrying a man still frustrates and haunts you. You couldn't even achieve that goal being Kyle Prescott, buffed male porn actor. Now that your body is overweight and bloated, it appears that you quit on yourself once again.

Let's face the facts. Seven years from now, you will be divorced and living in a studio rental apartment. If you are lucky and prove that you have income from a steady job (just over broke), the judge just might award you visitation rights to see your baby boy. If he finds out that you are still scamming people, he might require that your visits with Bubs be supervised.

Why do you constantly change your loyalty and quit on sports teams? It seems like you QUIT being a fan of so many teams in your lifetime. Let's see, there was Ohio State and Georgia in college football, the LA Dodgers, and the NHL Florida Panthers just to name a few. Plus let's not forget all of the money that you have pissed away on buying cheap baseball uniforms. Does buying a new uniform for your next favorite team help to drown your sorrows away from losing so many sports bets throughout your life?

Life really sux for you Chrissy as you will never achieve your scamming goals. No wonder your face is frozen with a frown on it. Maybe it is time to QUIT being a scammer?
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid...69340653159168

[1dollarboxcar]

BIG BIG TROUBLES in Krissy fantasy land... as in his goatlifecash dot com no longer works, no redirection to BOL and is just dead in the water, not exactly sure how these re-directors are set up and actually operate... but maybe @Druff can chime in and give us his computer expertise on this .... BAHABABAHAHA !!!

edit: probably too broke as a joke to afford the domain name...??!!!

[The Boz]

BIG BIG TROUBLES in Krissy fantasy land... as in his goatlifecash dot com no longer works, no redirection to BOL and is just dead in the water, not exactly sure how these re-directors are set up and actually operate... but maybe @Druff can chime in and give us his computer expertise on this .... BAHABABAHAHA !!!

edit: probably too broke as a joke to afford the domain name...??!!!

Sadly it still works if you type in “goatlifecash.com”, it takes you to BO. But if you click on the Facebook link from his page it does not. Strange.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy must be saving up to buy a Big Boy home!





Wonder why he isn’t going “Hurr hurr Only idiots buy new homes cuz you have to Pay Taxes, Millionaire Geniuses rent for life and pay someone else’s mortgage & taxes for them every single year! Colt Life Baby!!!”

And this Chuck Davis is also a buffoon as not every house being built uses recycled or refurbished lumber! But Chrissy being an idiot who rents and wouldn’t know what to do if the roof caved in, couldn’t possibly understand!

Maybe he should have his old Apex buddy, limo driver and former Chum Jim Vogel help? Chrissy why don’t you buy Jim’s listing and call it even from all the money you Extorted him for???

[zealanddonk]

I'm sure Chrissy's "wood" from the late 90s is superior to whatever he's chucking into Stace in the 2020s.


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I'm sure Chrissy yearns for the good old days when he used to lick lead paint or eat lead paint chips too.

[1dollarboxcar]

meh, now his goatlifecash dot com link accessed from FB is working and does take you to BOL...bummer

[BedWetterBettor]

More Documentation Beating Dead Broke Midget's Conversation!

And I'm not doing this for YOU! I'm doing it for ME, to envision myself being a dead broke, lying, fraud, Masturbator running from rental to rental and wondering if can extort Branko or Nam for next month's Rent payment to Affinity Condo Community!





#BROKE LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy must be busy waiting for his BOL payouts....

[The Boz]

Credit to BWB above for reminding me of good old Jim Vogel. His realtor.com page needs updated but you can send him a message on his website.

https://jamesvogel.exprealty.com/

He also has a X profile last used in July. Unfortunately he has DM’s blocked and hasn’t responded to my post.��