Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Back in the old NWP days, and to a lesser extent Donkdown, phrases like "SFO!!111!!" "Ez mark", "Word is bond" were thrown around.
When Druff set up PFA, it somewhat ended the era of users scamming other users (although see my Rookie of the Year signature for various chaarcters who did pull scams).

Chrissy openly confessing he got scammed out of $30k and did nothing about it just shows how much of a tool he is.
Why would he need a tax adviser from that chums' club when he had gone to Vegas years earlier, to set up a company to protect his assets?
Why would he need a tax adviser when he claimed to have a set of lawyers, so assumedly had a tax adviser as well?
Why would he need a tax adviser when he used to claim "hurr hurr I dont pay taxes from gambling hurr hurr" ?

Actually that last one might be legit since I understand in America you only pay taxes on gambling profits.....


Chrissy rambles about Dwayne Johnson, who Google tells me is 6 feet 5 inchs tall.
That is practically a foot taller than Chrissy, how awkward would that meet up be?

Funny how Chrissy whines when his former chums try to "break kayfabe" by talking about his chums club interworkings, but he happily rats out who we have to assume is Strawman.
And l.o.l at claiming he got rolled for $8k to take a big boy flight in a private jet, no wonder Stace and Bubs didnt get to come along.

Prediction:
Chrissy yanks that post down within 3 hours and replaces it with "hurr hurr I made $100k in July which is better than my $98k average, hurr hurr".

[BedWetterBettor]

Oh and this MAY be the Tax specialist Chrissy was crying about...

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552659373774


She's the only female, tax related person that is somewhat overweight and in Chrissy's simple mind that makes a her a "Fat Bitch!"

Even though Chrissy said she lived in Arizona and the Profile says Virtual Meetings based in NC, might be a possible suspect.

Feel free to contact her and see if she did in fact perform taxes for Mitchell's Masturbating Minute Man Midgets LLC.

[The Boz]

I haven’t heard back from Ryan since the stuff I posted last week about his PM to me. But he certainly has heard from me. I then sent him all the incredible pictures from here, along with the YouTube video from Vegas. Amazingly he hasn’t blocked me.

So you know IF he hasn’t seen Chrissy’s post today, he’s certainly getting it shortly. Thinking he’s not going to take too kindly to it because he seems to be very protective of his grift. Let’s see if I hear back from him.

Just continued great work and comments by everyone here.

And if anyone else is using X, don’t forget Kings Ransom is still on there, complete will replies of Chrissy that they left up. Check them out, and the replies.

[Jayjami]

To be in the “top 1%” world-wide you need a net worth of $93,000. He definitely doesn’t qualify.

[The Boz]

Oh and this MAY be the Tax specialist Chrissy was crying about...

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552659373774


She's the only female, tax related person that is somewhat overweight and in Chrissy's simple mind that makes a her a "Fat Bitch!"

Even though Chrissy said she lived in Arizona and the Profile says Virtual Meetings based in NC, might be a possible suspect.

Feel free to contact her and see if she did in fact perform taxes for Mitchell's Masturbating Minute Man Midgets LLC.

Ha! Another scammer gone on to the next scam. Scammers gonna scam other scammers.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy's post is so funny, full of hypocrisy and his own contradictions.... everything he wrote about today... he is actually guilty of doing (scamming people) to the tee... i don't actually think he left one part out of how he scams people... except the 35% commission he receives (from their losses) from the BetOnline offshore casino he gets when people sign up through his link...

[The Boz]

You damn guys get me so motivated!

So I had to reply to the latest Kings Ransom post about helping the poor. They don’t get a lot of interaction but they see it which means I’m doing the Lords Work, lol.

[1dollarboxcar]

pretty good stuff in the comments from Krissy's post today... shit must be really bad for Krissy if Jason Sample is in his comments... i forget the Jason Sample story though (i just remember he was a scammer too)... can someone remind me please...

[zealanddonk]

LOL at Josef bringing up the "hurr hurr, I is smart, casino is stupid, take the money back hurr hurr" post.

From memory it was a parley that had been called off, or he got the day confused for when he placed the bet.

It was early in his career and God forgot to give him the finer details on how it worked.

As always, Chrissy thought he knew more than an experienced company rep.

[TheRivers]

Apparently Andrew Mitchell gets better seats to baseball games than his very rich brother does. Go figure. LOL

[BedWetterBettor]

LOL at Josef bringing up the "hurr hurr, I is smart, casino is stupid, take the money back hurr hurr" post.

From memory it was a parley that had been called off, or he got the day confused for when he placed the bet.

It was early in his career and God forgot to give him the finer details on how it worked.

As always, Chrissy thought he knew more than an experienced company rep.

The comments seem to go sideways when Branko comes to post...

I can't tell if he's talking about former chum Wayne Schneider or something he imagined in a Drunken stupor??

Apparently Andrew Mitchell gets better seats to baseball games than his very rich brother does. Go figure. LOL

Drew is DEFINITELY a better Dad than the Squirter!

[TheRivers]

And the doomsday pitch is back. Computers (AI) will replace millions of JOBs next year. Have no fear though…Chrissy has everyone’s back ny having them gamble instead of working. Because having a JOB is now officially the dumbest thing you can do.

And in a related story…there was no civil war or major recession in 2023…the last time Chrissy told the world that they would lose their jobs and homes.

[zealanddonk]

And the doomsday pitch is back. Computers (AI) will replace millions of JOBs next year. Have no fear though…Chrissy has everyone’s back ny having them gamble instead of working. Because having a JOB is now officially the dumbest thing you can do.

And in a related story…there was no civil war or major recession in 2023…the last time Chrissy told the world that they would lose their jobs and homes.

One of Chrissy's claims is the worst thing about success is having a little bit of it.

In Chrissy's case, the worst thing about IQ is having a little bit of it.

A quick google search shows the 85 million figure was from a rpess release from October 2020 AND its a global figure.

Technology predictions 5 years in advance are generally optimistic and unrealistic.

Also from Chrissy's post apaprently part of his dream is sitting around on Social Media most days moaning about things like Strewman and the like.

[1dollarboxcar]

i bet Krissy really misses that tip jar he use to have attached to his YT channel(s) ... that he said if you donated into it, he would give it all to Kings Ransom.... not 1 penny went to that fake charity.... it all went into his pocket.... i bet he really misses that....

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: Yep. That’s Chrissy logic. The prediction was for 85 million jobs to be lost by 2025. And since none have beeen lost yet this means that all 85 million will go in the next 5 months. Kind of like…with each bet yoh lose the odds of winning go up

No worries folks, that number will ONLY be 84,999,999 thanks to Millionaire Trainee Dave Pruett opting to rejoin the work force instead of continuing to be one of the One Percenters like Chrissy and Print Dat Goat Life Cash by betting on the Green Zero in Spinny (tm ZD) !



Ya see, he’s got it all figured out folks! He’s gonna get a JOB like his buddy Bird Brain, take some unsuspecting company’s money and THEN turn it into Millions at the Tables!

It’s scientifical folks!!!

[zealanddonk]

It was fairly obvious PRuett was an idiot, but to quote Chrissy, what sort of idiot uses their golden goose egg paying off debt when they can use it to make their daily 3%

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher trying to distract his 2 remaining Chums from the MASSIVE LOSSES they had since Saturday with a "Hurr hurr what chu think is da Biggest Scam besides my Bullshit Strategies???"



You could literally make a list of just his Lies and scams THIS year and you'd get over 100 items, lol!

All he's doing with this, besides distracting from the DOCUMENTED LOSSES below, is trying to diminish the word 'Scam'.

By saying "Hurr durr 9/11 is a Scam folks!" He casts doubt into people's minds that HE is a scam, when in fact it's clear as day he's a Lying Fraud! Those rubes go "Well, 9/11 isn't a Scam, but if Crazy people think it IS, then those Same Crazy people are the ones who say Chrissy Mitchell is a Scam, so he might NOT be!?!?"





LMAO at Chrissy's "childhood team" the A's LOSING to the White Sox who were on a 21 game Losing streak before their win against Oakland Last Night. No Doubt the #1 Sports Bettor and Lifelong Athletics fan had a HUGE BET ON THE LINE for it and will surely show the Betting slip of those HUGE BETS on Saturday... oh Wait!!! SCAM #424!


And It's GONE!!! The Little Pussy Deleted it in RECORD time! Hahahaha, what a Bitch!!

[Tariq Reed]

Christopher Mitchell: "God Chose Kamala to Save America = ALL LIES"

also Christopher Mitchell: "God Told Me to Bet on Sports = TRUE STORY"

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: It would be interesting to know what's going on in CM's mind when he makes (then deletes) these wacko posts. I wonder what's triggering him. BWB analysis is good, but CM quickly deleting the post defeats the purpose.

Most paranoid sociopaths play back and forth on whether they should do things or not, only to play it safe and not do it.

Chrissy, being an idiot, will just DO IT and then play mental ping pong with his decision and ultimately decide to remove it as it makes him look even stupider.

Remember, this is a guy who GUARANTEED 60k returns for a 5k "investment" in December for his Masturr mind event. All the while knowing idiots like Dave and Buster Branko LOST their ass and he LIED about them winning 20k each!

We now know the REAL reason he asked for 5K from new suckers was so he could pay back the loan to Pruett, only to find a cop out reason such as "Hurr durr you been talkin to doze psychopathic stalkers and dat's against the Chum's Club Code!?!?!"

[zealanddonk]

Squirtstopher trying to distract his 2 remaining Chums from the MASSIVE LOSSES they had since Saturday with a "Hurr hurr what chu think is da Biggest Scam besides my Bullshit Strategies???"



You could literally make a list of just his Lies and scams THIS year and you'd get over 100 items, lol!

All he's doing with this, besides distracting from the DOCUMENTED LOSSES below, is trying to diminish the word 'Scam'.

By saying "Hurr durr 9/11 is a Scam folks!" He casts doubt into people's minds that HE is a scam, when in fact it's clear as day he's a Lying Fraud! Those rubes go "Well, 9/11 isn't a Scam, but if Crazy people think it IS, then those Same Crazy people are the ones who say Chrissy Mitchell is a Scam, so he might NOT be!?!?"

Hurr Hurr
1) Im 5 feet 6.5 inches
2) I had sex with hundreds of women in the 2000s
3) Double green roulette is better than single green roulette
4) I've changed the lives of thousands of people for the better
5) I've never ever ever done gayporn and will swear on a bible to that


Chrissy getting super desperate trawling the absolute bottom of the numpty ocean of potential chums if he has to use hurr hurr conspiracy theories [and the gold standard for some weird reason] to get engagement.

As for his Kamala Harris post, Chrissy claims to know the mind of God, because God talks to him.
Something something love thy neighbour, turn the other cheek, honour they father and mother something something