I'm a 54 year old female radio listener, and I have a felony record. Here is my story.

[WillieMcFML]

I want to believe, but a baby conceived at Woodstock wouldn't be born in early 1970. I mean if your birthday was yesterday and you were a few weeks premature, it's possible. But early 1970 feels like Jan-March, in which case she was already well pregnant by Woodstock. The vast majority of babies conceived at Woodstock would be 53 today or it would basically be their birthday this week. I am 54. My mother was 7 months pregnant during Woodstock and I wasn't born until late 69.

her mom was a prostitute

getting knocked up at Woodstock sounds a whole lot better than your dad was a john

[sonatine]

guys dream a little; her dad could literally be charles manson.

[BCR]

guys dream a little; her dad could literally be charles manson.

Tate murder was about 10 days before Woodstock. Now we know why Charlie wasn’t there.

[Dive_Bar_Dave]

I want to believe, but a baby conceived at Woodstock wouldn't be born in early 1970. I mean if your birthday was yesterday and you were a few weeks premature, it's possible. But early 1970 feels like Jan-March, in which case she was already well pregnant by Woodstock. The vast majority of babies conceived at Woodstock would be 53 today or it would basically be their birthday this week. I am 54. My mother was 7 months pregnant during Woodstock and I wasn't born until late 69.

her mom was a prostitute

getting knocked up at Woodstock sounds a whole lot better than your dad was a john

Couln't that just be a cover story anyway? Like it was a john but lets just say it was at a peace and love fest?

[splitthis]

Hoping her story ends with finding Jesus. Welcome.

Be nice to her dickheads, not I chasing females away, it’s you assholes.

[limitles]

Lying exposed.
Too much unwanted and unnecessary information.
All liars think a wash of words somehow legitimizes them.(Druff)

As for a new member, aged 54, female?

Dream on
No brains and no looks
fuck off
Todd

[LegalizeMeth]

probably a 95% chance this is sonatine but its entertaining nonetheless

[limitles]

[limitles]

[Texter]

Clearly Tyde has finally transitioned to female

[Jayjami]

probably a 95% chance this is sonatine but its entertaining nonetheless

I always assume a new poster is a sonatine dupe until proven otherwise.

[Morgan Freeman's Voice]

And that's when the awful truth made itself clear; on the entire site, only one user was not a sonatine dupe.

And it the user reading this, right now, right this very instant, in my voice.

[splitthis]

Are we sure this is not splitthis?

split this is a hell of a lot older than 54.



54 year olds dont have to resort to stalking 70+ year old men at the gym for dick generally.


.. and then get rejected.

Tine is a crybaby nasty fat faggot eat the neg red reps along with your hohos fag.

[Pablo]

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

[Jayjami]

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

[BCR]

split this is a hell of a lot older than 54.



54 year olds dont have to resort to stalking 70+ year old men at the gym for dick generally.


.. and then get rejected.

Tine is a crybaby nasty fat faggot eat the neg red reps along with your hohos fag.

She should become friends with your daughter and form a support group for children of sex workers. Like Al-Anon for hookers kids

[Sloppy Joe]

Tine is a crybaby nasty fat faggot eat the neg red reps along with your hohos fag.

She should become friends with your daughter and form a support group for children of sex workers. Like Al-Anon for hookers kids

Agreed, can't imagine the shame and horror that splitthis subjected her daughter to with the cock sucking and alcoholism.

Maybe Woodstock baby's whore mother played out her days with a baby pool full of carp indoors as well.

[limitles]

[Online Veteran]

Hello Escapade, thank you for being so open and honest about your past. I am enjoying reading your story so far. I know Oakland has a bad reputation this days, but I personally have a soft spot for the East Bay. I am very familiar with the Oakland area, especially around College Ave. The best hot dog I have ever ate in my life was at Casper's on Telegraph. Anyway, I look forward to reading the next installment of your saga.

[sonatine]

is oaks cardroom still open?


the 15/30 lhe there was lively once upon a time.