PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
what desperate times some people live in....
Even by the Dolt's low standards, the latest FB post is moronic.
Do we know if his parents were cousins? Low IQ, stunted growth, strange penis fingers...
No need for the old coloring book and those meager 3% returns. We are now earning 10% so the time frame to become a millionaire is less than a week with Chrissy.
Start with $10,000, gamble 9 hours a day making 10% an hour and like Jesus you will be able to rest on the 7th day. Unlike Jesus you won’t be tipping over the money changers tables, you’ll be counting your million plus.
What? You only have $1,000 to start with? Just add 3 1/2 days on your path. Certainly worth it to have a million by the New Year, even taking a couple days for Christmas off.
Ok, dead broke jealous hater, so you only have $100 left after paying Chrissy? Never fear. You are looking at 2 weeks to be up to a million. Even quicker if you are willing to put in the hard work and win 10 hours a day.
I wonder how many millions Davey Pruett has stashed away by now?
For someone wildly inconsistent if they were an Uber driver or not, Chrissy has a poor grasp of what a side hustle is.
Also, he looks tired in that picture (even tho it is reused per other comments), surely he has better to choose from.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but a tool nonetheless....
Someone please capture this before it’s gone. A very telling video about current state of affairs:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php/?id...17429009633553
"I was broke I had lost everything and everyone thought I was an idiot---then it changed! HOW?! I discovered the game of roulette in casinos and became a quick millionaire!"
Just how that reads always makes me laugh.
He also said “5 years ago, I was dead broke driving for Uber…”
Yet these thumbnails from his Chia head days would say otherwise…
Hahahahahahahahahaha, what a Goon! And I like how his documentation has regressed from Poker Chips and a single sports bet ticket to Notebooks with chicken scratch on it!
Look folks, I wrote down my winnings on a piece of paper, that means it's Documented! It's not like there are official pieces of paper that get printed out with ALL sports bets that show the day, the time, the place and the Bet amount?!?!?! Guess that SLIPPED Kyle's mind faster than his Tighty Whities Slipped off at Bryan Ockert's house?
It clearly seems the two last Chums lost BIG this week and since they didn’t attend the $1000 Baccy Booty Camp like last month, Chrissy is shaming them and lying about some imaginary $43,000 win in Chicago!
Since BaccaratDegen saw him in Rivers Des Plaines with a measly 5k in chips, we can chalk up this story to being a Complete lie. His demeanor is also not indicative of someone who Won 43k at table games over 5 days but someone who lost their ass on sports bets and has no way to save face to his two remaining chums!
In his imaginary world he makes tens of thousands a session. When he makes videos he starts with $100-$1,000 and makes 50 cent bets.
It just so hilariously stupid like his entire life. From porn to MLM to this---guy is a circus clown whose mind tells him he is a genius.
He uses everything he can in his small world as a prop to scam, from his dad's behavior to his mom's death from cancer all the way down to his little boy. Just a pathetic human being.
Winners don't behave like desperate car salesmen.
BWB nailed it that he's telegraphing that the "wins" he "documented" are vapor
To me the biggest takeaways from the video today are:
- he was clearly traveling by himself for a supposed 5 days on a ONE WAY TICKET. Even acknowledges that Stacy and Bubs aren’t with him. That’s right…Mr “I spend every single day with my family” up and traveled somewhere to gamble on a one way ticket…even though he has tons of casinos where he lives (or…does he actually live in Vegas anymore? Hmmmm…)
- this video clearly wasn’t meant to be posted on his main Facebook account. Everything he says is directed towards the chums. Even says things like “we lost”
- he is shaming the chums again who I’m sure are furious after all the sports losses this week
- I can only imagine how irritating it might have been to be around him during the Columbus-Toronto game last night. He likely was pounding walls when Columbus went up 5-0 and then started preparing his massive bragging video when Toronto came back to tie it…only to then have that big money ripped away again when Columbia won in overtime.
- That looks like a standard hotel room curtain he was sitting in front of. No fancy suites to show.
Yes my friends…his back is securely against the wall now.
Tariq Reed: I believe that his sports betting numbers (losses) are real, it's the $43K Bacc & Roulette win that's suspect, even though it's clearly documented on this notepad. And we know the notepad never lies.
Yep, this is clearly an "insider" video from the Chums club directed at the idiots who followed him Bet for Bet and Lost! Much like the Ohio State whine fest that Double Jackpot got sent, this wasn't supposed to originally be on FB, but for some reason he posted it.
He uses terms like "WE placed Sports bets" and "just like the video I posted Yesterday" When clearly there was no video on FB or YouTube(lol) and he is referencing something posted inside the Private Chum's FB group page.
Not that we believe that CM won $43K in the last 5 days on Bacc & Roulette, but here is my debunking theory anyway...
Until last night's $17,500 total losses on the Maple Leafs and Oilers, he was actually UP around $5,400 on his 5-day trip.
So he didn't actually become $12,000 DOWN on sports bets until late last night.
But he tells us that OMG, he was down big in sports after 5 days and therefore needed to play Bac & Roulette to make up for his sports betting losses.
But he didn't know until LAST NIGHT that he was down big, so he had no real reason to play big stakes Bac & Roulette until last night.
So despite him claiming that he played Bac & Roulette throughout his trip, he is essentially claiming that the $43K in Bac & Roulette all happened in 1 day (December 14) because he's a degenerate who needed to break even.
Another tell that he's Lying about his Baccy and Roulette wins in Chicago is NO MENTION of tips or tipping out dealers! Mr. Reap what you Sow in Your Big Load would surely be Tipping out on a $43K win, no?
Didn't he state he tipped over $4000 when he came back from 50K down in Vegas with Mike Schulkins? Meaning his overall profit was allegedly only $5000 or so AFTER tipping! But here, there's no mention of tips and all his figures are all Conveniently EVEN numbers. As we know with Squirtstopher, he either bets an odd figure like $3833.53 to get an even return like $5000 orrrrrrrrrrrrr he will bet on a game with odds that are an even denom payout without any cents like -150 with a $1000 bet for a return of $1500.
His bets are ALL $1000, $1200, etc. and NONE of the alleged wins are anything but nice, rounded off numbers which would be impossible betting favorites in NHL, NFL or any sport.
Sorry Squirt, you're busted lying again! Perhaps you should get some better Chums to play Baccy with you! Like these guys!
Then again, you'd have to understand actual Math to count cards properly and not just spout off stupidity like "Hurr durr The Trend is your friend and Green Zeros hardly hit, so I'm not worried about them hitting derrrp!"
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 12-15-2023 at 01:20 PM.
Here we go everyone hero gay for pay hero is at it again today.
CM jumped on a table and went against the player run. Lost 1st bet Marty and won the 2nd
Last edited by BaccaratDegen; 12-15-2023 at 03:35 PM.
Well, this one should be fun. Most of you Folks don't know why all those circles exist on Baccarat games, but Old Uncle BWB sure does!
Ya see, just a few weeks back, when someone said "Only fucking idiots and Crazy Stupid Asians play Sucker Side Bets", little did that Masturbating Midget realize he'd be caught(again) going against his own stupidity!
Hahaha, not ONE, not TWO, but THREE Side bets played by the Bloat. Two of which have literally the worst odds in Baccy being the Dragon 7(40 to 1 for a Winning 3 Card 7 on Banker) and Player Banker both tie with 7, 50 to 1 for a 2 card Tie and 200-1 for a 3 Card Tie. But of course, the Squirter is desperate for a Big Win and played a whopping $5 on each of them.
And if what BaccaratDegen said is true, that he waits for a Streak to come down and bets against it until it breaks, then we've just figured out what his "BRAND NEWEST WINNINGEST STRAGEDY" is or will be when he tries to Extort the Chums. That is, if he hasn't already tried selling this horseshit to him. Lol, Broke Joke Kyle Busted Again! #SquirtLifeBaby
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