Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[TheRivers]

So if it’s up to the husband to protect the golden goose so that the wife can’t pay bills with it…then what is good ole April Hill supposed to do?

[BedWetterBettor]

Happy Thanksgiving Folks! Or as it’s known in the Mitchell’s’s’s rented home, Skanksgiving!




Chrissy is making extra, super , duper Loaded Man Gravy for Bob and his remaining two chums this year!



Never mind the fact he hasn’t shown Casino Chips worth 20k or more in Months, Hotel suites in months, Fancy Dinners in months or even the Leased Tahoe in months!

He’s living the Squirt Goat life. Like all multi-millionaires who rent homes 6 months at a time do! Hahaha, owned again Kyle!

Meanwhile, little Kyle was pulling his Pud and dragging his wife and kid to Casino’s’s’s. His former Chums Ryobi Guy and Pene have been taking their families on Disney vacations and European cruises, like actual Good Fathers do!





Annnnd another Chrissy copy cat channel has surfaced, copying his magical lucky numbers that he never loses on… except when other people are around or try it in a live casino!

[zealanddonk]

PRaise be, both Stace's birthday and Thanksgiving means we get a rare picture of ULD (on Chrissy's FB today).

Natch she doesnt get named or mentioned but there she is.

Also, the fake smile on her face tells us she's realised the money and lifestyle is fake.

[zealanddonk]

Happy Thanksgiving Folks! Or as it’s known in the Mitchell’s’s’s rented home, Skanksgiving!


Annnnd another Chrissy copy cat channel has surfaced, copying his magical lucky numbers that he never loses on… except when other people are around or try it in a live casino!

I started to watch the clip: someone had sent the strategy to the video creator, who was testing it.

As a positive, the guy decides to test it with 30 spins [ideally should be a lot more, but its something, other than Hit & Run Mitchell].
As a negative, the person who sent it in didnt properly explain it, so the nuance of the trigger is lost.
It also means if you lose 2 spins in a row the guy was resetting it back to 1 unit, rather than 3x the bet.
Also, the guy is not familiar with Chrissy's mitchellagel 4x lose your money fast approach so that didnt happen either.

I might watch the end of it to see the outcome but cant be bothered right now since it is isnt quite what Chrissy intended it to be.

And if Chrissy does watch he'll be oooooooooooooooooook ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook the guy said he's using playmoney which totally changes it, oooooooooooooooooook ooooooooooooooooooook
Or ooooooks to that effect.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, Bird Brain says he made 14K since meeting Chrissy! Quite a far cry from the $40K a month Jeff Reed was allegedly making and without documentation this of course, is nothing but a Complete Lie!



Even if this were remotely true, didn’t Bird Boy say he was “An Elite Gambler”? So what does that make Todd and all the other Poker players clearing over 20K per year at Casino’s’s’s??? Super Duper Elite Master Mind Meshugganah Mensch’s’s??

Better start planning that retirement Birdy, 14k a year will get you a nice trailer park home and a years supply of Spam! #BillyGoatLifeBaby!

TheRivers: Even if true…he paid Chrissy at least 10-15K for masterminds and the chins club…so he’d at best be even.

Yea but he has the right Mindset Now! So all that wasted money on losing strategies, disastrous Boat rides in Tampa and being talked down to by a Masturbating Midget was worth 10 times more than the money he paid! Just ask B Dubs!!

[TheRivers]

New video wherein his balance starts out $11 lower than what he had at the end of the previous video. Why you may ask?? Because he “bet $11 on the football games today.” So if true he’s gone from laying 9K on the Golden Knights a few weeks ago to laying $11 on a parlay that he likely already lost after Green Nay upset Detroit.

[Phantom Limb]

Chrissy's "reasoning" is on the level of the peasants in Monty Python and the Holy Grail so thanks you retarded bumblefuck for reminding me of a great movie to watch on Thanksgiving!

"So if she weighs as much as a duck, she's made of wood!"

[BedWetterBettor]

New video wherein his balance starts out $11 lower than what he had at the end of the previous video. Why you may ask?? Because he “bet $11 on the football games today.” So if true he’s gone from laying 9K on the Golden Knights a few weeks ago to laying $11 on a parlay that he likely already lost after Green Nay upset Detroit.

Folks folks, it’s official, there’s a New Goat of Sportsbetting!!! And it’s PFA’s own Uncle BWB!

I just out performed the Bloat, Chrissy Mitchell, by 83% folks! That means my picks are 83% more effective and I’m 83 times richer than the Colt Dolt folks!

How can I prove this? Well, documentation beats conversation…



There it is folks, irrefutable evidence that I am the Number One Sports Bettor in the World! Because I post my sports bets here, Every Single Day folks! And I haven’t Lost ANY of my bets posted here, its documented!

Meanwhile, certain Masturbating Midgets talk about $11 parlays but never show any proof! They also delete claims of betting Big money on Monday Night football games and the Chiefs, but are too much of a Pussy to show the bet or keep themself from deleting the post!

My first act as the Number One Sports Bettor in the World… on PFA, is to get this Dead Broke Douchebag under my wing and stop him from killing his Golden Goose as a Mailman delivering Credit Card Bills, Car note payments Mr. Horney’s Love Letters and Hyundai/Chevy Tahoe Repossession orders to Stacy!



See folks, by following me the Goat of Parlays, this Sorry Sack of Shit Sam, will now have the Right mindset to be a Masturbator like Chrissy Mitchell. Then he won’t have a lottery mentality anymore and will be able to win Every Single day! Folks, what are you waiting for join my easy picks program and print money by default by copying me bet for bet and it will only cost you $8333.33 a month, for a one time, lifetime recurring fee!

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher makes another video from the Bunker on Thanksgiving , indicating he was Not invited to Drew’s house or anybody else’s place! Since no Sushi dinner is shown, we have to believe he lost the parlay and most other bets on NFL games.

His balance from the previous ended at $850.39 and his starting balance in this video is suspiciously $866.74… So he likely reloaded but is too much of a pussy to show his transaction history to disprove this!



Another lame boring video where he makes a massive, life changing $34! So ZD or anyone else is free to take this one apart!

[BedWetterBettor]

Well folks, the new Goat is back with Another winning Parlay! That’s right folks, I rebuked Satan again and he guided me to betting on this massive win. I made 73% return on my money folks! What kind of job pays that?



Meanwhile, other so called goats are too scared to show any bets annnnnd winning parlays because they’re running back to their sugar daddies in Ohio and getting Comfy on their plush, red velvet couches!

Or as seen on Gay Blog Heaven hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[zealanddonk]

Good news
Chrissy doesnt bother posting anything that he is thankful for, until today.
Some sports team beat another team, and chrissy made "big money" on them.

If only there were betting slips before this game to verify any of this nonsense.

In related news, Drew was allowed to reply to someone else's nonsense comment on that post.

[BedWetterBettor]

Good news
Chrissy doesnt bother posting anything that he is thankful for, until today.
Some sports team beat another team, and chrissy made "big money" on them.

If only there were betting slips before this game to verify any of this nonsense.

In related news, Drew was allowed to reply to someone else's nonsense comment on that post.

Probably cuz his ever shrinking, testosterone pumped heart was broken by Ohio State losing! Guess it’s still better than crying like a bitch and threatening to burn your jersey after that same team WON the game!!!



“I’m embarrassed for the state of Ohio, Ryan day is the shittiest coach, wahhhhh I didn’t win my Bet!”

[1dollarboxcar]

todays video is a live-prerecorded roulette session , ending balance in last video was $900.00, todays opening balance is $875.00.... doesn't look like the #1 sports bettor and gambling consultant in the world is hitting his $5.00 sports bets, i'm only about 3 minutes into the video, it can be seen or downloaded here

https://files.catbox.moe/frsb5o.mp4

[BedWetterBettor]

todays video is a live-prerecorded roulette session , ending balance in last video was $900.00, todays opening balance is $875.00.... doesn't look like the #1 sports bettor and gambling consultant in the world is hitting his $5.00 sports bets, i'm only about 3 minutes into the video, it can be seen or downloaded here

https://files.catbox.moe/frsb5o.mp4

Wudda ya mean? He posted it on FB? And since FB is an automatic Lie detector, there’s no way Anything false could be put up there?

Just like when Chrissy posted how he was a desperate 18 year old and had to do Jerk off videos to afford his Burger King combo meals!

However, documentation would prove otherwise as this Gay Blog Heaven dated 2 days after Squirtstopher’s 30th birthday, shows a balding, pasty white, deflated looking Squirter being featured in Gay Blog Heaven! I guess that’s why he made his new videos Change Your Life Vlog? Giving a shoutout to his old favorite Blog!



So I guess a 30 year old’s Masturbation beats documentation? Or does Swearing on Biblical Novelization beat Conversation??

If only a certain Chaos Man reject who used to have his videos sold for $1 Gay Porn specials, would show documented transaction history to refute these claims, but alas the little Midget Moron has to delete everything from his alleged Bet on the Chiefs post to his Hung like a horse post! Both proven to be Complete Lies! But don’t worry folks, he used his Newest, Super Duperest Winningest Strategy to win on Michigan vs Ohio State, the same one he seemingly didn’t know about when he attended his previous Ohio State game!

Found an interesting article on another site: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-gambling.html

Basically, 5 years ago, a couple playing Baccy in AC won 500K on a Hot streak and agreed to split the winnings. Of course, this is a gentlemen's pillow talk agreement, and not legally binding.

So instead of ponying up half the winnings, the Man dumped the Lady and "upgraded" to a new sidepiece. Naturally the ex-GF was upset and sued him.

If this EVER happened to Chrissy, it's not a question of IF Chrissy would leave Stacy, but how fast and would it be for another Woman or a Man???

I know it's different since they're married and have a kid, so Stacy automatically gets half of everything plus alimony & child support for a special needs kid. But I'm sure Chrissy would Squirt out of any of those payments and run from any warrants sent out for missed child support payments, like his dear old dad!

[1dollarboxcar]

here's another Youtuber that the casinos give fake chips to, just so they can film a fake craps game for free paid promotions and the youtuber can just have content and the casino can tie up their dealers and a craps table to just waste time on a fake craps game... how bout that dealers voice at the beginning of the video.... makes me so want to be there lol..!!! )))

[BedWetterBettor]

Hmmm, More articles provided by other sites.

This time from 2 weeks ago, apparently they involve Baccarat Dealers cheating with Players at Rampart and Summerlin Casino's's by flashing the cards as they're being pulled from the shoe and allowing the players they're colluding with to Post final/late bets. Some casinos will allow players to bet after the 1st card is dealt in Baccy, but once ALL cards are out betting or adding to an existing bet is not allowed.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/...asino-2936856/


I doubt the Midget Masturbator Mitchell would be capable of running such an intricate scheme, but wouldn't surprise me if ever thought about it since he's supposedly so generous and well liked by Dealers...

Tariq Reed: I read this article a few weeks ago, but I never knew casinos allowed betting after any cards were dealt. Dealers/players seem to all be Asian, so not the demographic that CM would even consider colluding with.

It depends on the player and casino mostly. Usually Whales and Blasters will be allowed this concession. The dealer usually goes by how generous a tipper said Whale or Blaster is. Unless you are receiving info on any cards dealt, it’s basically still a guessing game as cards are always dealt face Down in a standard Mini-Baccarat game.

The only time they are dealt face up is in versions where players are not allowed to touch the cards and obviously late bets would Not be allowed on that table, regardless of the player or bet size!

[Dan Druff]

LOL imagine how furious he must get when he browses this thread and keeps seeing pics of Andrew spending quality time with his kid and Daddy. Chrissy left out in the cold as the black sheep scammer son who did gay porn in between failed MLM schemes.

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher claims Online Gambling is the #1 Most Fastest, Bestest, Winningest, Super Duperest Way to Change Their Life!



I suppose so, you can go from an outgoing, friendly and fun person to a secluded loner, who compulsively gambles for 50 cent wins while proclaiming to be the Greatest Gambler in the World with less than $1000 in their account! Sounds like a great Change folks where do I sign up, last I saw Chrissy he was featured on CockSuckersGuideDOTcom???



This means he's been Banned from playing table games at Real Casinos thanks to our efforts! He also lied on FB about some parlay wins on the Eagles and St. Louis Blues. Sure sure, just like the magical bet on the Chiefs that was supposed to make him BIG money during last Monday's game vs those same Eagles!

And his cents balance changed AGAIN! Went from 14 cents to 21 cents which isn’t possible only playing Baccy and indicates he reloaded or Won 7 cents on a sports bet, lol! What a high rolling millionaire placing big bets folks!

Other highlights include:

4:30 Squirter says "follow the piggy bank book 'To the... T' hmmmm" But if it says make 3% and don't get greedy, then your 30 day challenge where you make as little as $11 and as much as $50 in a single day
goes against the 3% principle and your just doing whatever you feel like?

19:23 Claims he's the ONLY person to have wrote a book on how to make a million dollars... by gambling. ***Looks at copy of Doyle's Super System...*** Complete Lie!

21:05 Starts begging for Tips to "Thank Him" and claims he will Donate it to King's Ransom... despite not showing ANY donation receipts from them in over 9 months! And why do they have to Tip you?

Why not provide the LINK and hype up that King's Ransom link as much as you plug your shitty BOL affiliate link? Oh yea, you're a Lying fraud who is Poor. Complete Lie!

27 10 - Asks if you know a better, faster way to get rich and change their life? I would say Dropping your pants and Squirting a Big Load in under a Minute.. Man.
But little Kyle already tried doing that with hilarious results! I know... LEAD FUNNELS!!! For just $7 you can make $51,000 a day... just ask 2017 Chrissy!


#ColtLife #ColtLIES

The rest is yours ZD, take it away!

[Phantom Limb]

Manic, pitching the coloring book, asking for tips.

Desperate (but not serious)...

[zealanddonk]

There exist many possibilitie to what Chrissy is upto right now to explain why its all cheap low roller videos and no sushi for 1 dinners but three stand out


1) Hurr hurr this is all a clever script he wrote 6 months ago to make himself look like a broke idiot
2) Hes a broke idiot hurr hurr
3) He is fully committed to completing a 30 day challenge (which he already failed since hurr hurr he hasnt done them every day hurr hurr)

Telling is he claimed to have been travelling for 2 days the other week, yet showed no real evidence of that.
Also, no real thanksgiving post.

If it werent for Stace's birthday, we wouldnt have seen her or a casino meal.


With that said, it is possible he is going all out to appeal to low rollers but why bother, there are very few who want to pay his chums club fee, and after showing his super magic numbers strategy, why pay for sports bets when they can print money from home?

I'll probably review his occasional video especially if things get interesting.

We might see some stuff leading into his birthday booty bash in the next 6 weeks, but theres only so much Pruitt idiocy we should tolerate.