Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

todays video, is it possible to gamble for a living, can be seen here

https://files.catbox.moe/4si4x9.mp4

[zealanddonk]

Possibly against my better judgement I'm about to review Chrissy's nnsense is it possible to gamble for a living?

30m38s of nonsense in the next post.

[zealanddonk]

7.36k subscribers at time of viewing

Chrissy seems to be wearing golden Knights gear or something and red cap

Spoiler: This is idiocy. The new story is Chrissy lost $1m in the first 2 years gambling, despite getting a $10k bankroll and winning 99% of the time.
Ask Chris Bird to watch this and explain the inconsistencies.


1m30 According to Chrissy anything is possible if you just believe it and pay the price.

There are many many many things Chrissy cannot possibly do now or ever regardless of how much he believes otherwise.

2m10s Chrissy rambles about it is possible but not probable for someone to become a professional gambler

2m45 Shockingly Chrissy states something close to the truth: Claims he is unemployable and would not last more than a week in most jobs

Claims hes the 1%er who starts businesses

3m10s Bingo: mention of sainted mother

yawn blah blah blah went to Vegas blah blah blah we've heard this before.]

4m20s Chrissy now claims the first time he went to the craps table "dude this is the answer to all my prayers I'm about to get rich"

5m blah blah blah Blackjack had potential but only if you play by yourself blah blah blah
Chrissy drops some F-bombs and rants about idiots who hit when they shouldnt stand when they shouldnt blah blah blah

7m Chrissy skips over how much he lost, and skips the Stace in the shitter story.

7m04s Chrissy claims he is now making over $100k per month gambling
Note: This figure is approximately the same as he was doing 2 years ago, and appears no closer to $250k/month total when he was busy giving Keithy his money.
Also: Earlier in the year Chrissy bragged about all the money he was going to make from sports betting but we know how that turned out.

7m20 Chrissy claims there is no difference between himself and the viewer (trying to angle any idiot can become a winning chum)

Blah blah blah Rentless, refused to quit, paid trhe price blah blah blah

8m04 And now the story "changes" in the first 6 months he lost a quarter of a million dollars
Given the last video I reviewed he claimed to have lost close to a million, when did he fuck away that other $750k??

8m10 Chrissy now claims when he started he had a good business that paid good money

8m59 Claims both cars were paid off and had no car payments when he sold them
this version seems to not involve driving for Uber yet...

10m50 Chrissy now states he has lost close to a million dollars: Again $250k in first 6 months, whered the other $750k of loses come from?

10m55 Chrissy claims he wins 99% of the time, but doesnt clarify if this is per bet, per game, per session, per day or per delusion

11m24 Chrissy now states the first $1m he lost with in his first two years of gambling
As always, Chrissy' stories wildly contradict other stories he's told

11m59 Chrissy now makes up a claim that 95% of people who lose $10k in their first 30 days of gambling quit, and then make up lies about people like him on messageboards, internet, google and youtube

12m20 Chrissy actually says blah blah blah himself while rambling that people are lying when they say casinos have an edge and casinos always win
Remember yesterday when Chrissy said his pick 24 strategy wins 65% of the time in European Spinny and 63% of the time in American spinny: he still doesnt get EV

13m05 Chrissy claims he was never going to give up because he believed he could win
Despite fucking away $1m in 2 years he still believed this and he wants us to now believe after the Stace in the shitter story, he also managed to flush another $750k somehow and Stace didnt care
He must have had some amazing side businesses paying him at least $32k a month just to cover that $750k and then moreso to cover living costs.
Or you know, his original original story of losing $50k was the truth.

Blah blah blah good at math blah blah blah gambling is math blah blah blah

14m20 Chrissy gets excited again telling us why he was called the Casino Queen

16m blah blah blah play online

17m45 Chrissy starts the very boring "hurr hurr if I had a $10k bankrollI'd never lose again"
Except when know he supposedly got a 10k roll to $50k and fucked it away in a day AND he lost another $750k over the next year and 3 months approximately

18m55 chrissy desperately needs that script writer because now he claims once he got that $10k bankroll he won 99% of the time

21m25 Chrissy compares him fuckign away money to that of a medical doctor who gets $500k in loans, goes to school for 10 years and works like a damn slave for the next 50 years to pay off the loans

So Chrissy thinks there are medical doctors in their late 70s still working to pay off their loans.
While we use the term idiot a lot to describe him, this handy dandy wiki page sums it up nicely
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intell...ccomplishments

21m30 Chrissy claims it didnt take him 50 years to pay off all of his loans and gambling losses
Sure sure, that and Chrissy isnt living to be 90.

22m3 Chrissy claims he wanted to quit 1000 times.
Chrissy tells us Stace was working her ass off in the emergency room and he'd happily fuck away her pay check.

23m50 hurr hurr you can lose betting on sports because its outside of his control. So much for people being predictable, so much for losing and learning from New Year's Eve hurr hurr

25m40 Chrissy starts rambling about winners dont quit, and if you are divorced you quit on your marriage
Every time Chrissy's dad supposedly abused Chrissy's mom and she got a divorce, she was a quitter
Chrissy would not let Stace divorce him either because he has some grade A child like idiocy relating to marriage is for life and assumedly he wants to be better than his father.

26m30 Chrissy has a weird obsession with successful black folk: Chrissy couldnt sing and dance like Michael Jackson so he didnt do that, he claims to be 5ft 6 and a half so he couldnt dunk like LeBron
26m40 LOLOLOLOLOL He now claims he did the acting thing in Hollywood a long time ago and fucking hated it
Star in anything we might have seen there Chrissy?

27m Chrissy now claims he can control gambling because he can choose to go to the casino or not
27m20 Chrissy claims he can choose to play for 5 minutes or 5 hours: except when he fucks away his start money in 5 minutes which means he wants to stay 5 hrs to chase it

28m40 Chrissy claims less than 1% of the population becomes successful at anything

This is only watchable if you want to listen to Chrissy's ramblings and nonsense that contradicts other nonsense.
Next time you chatting with Chris Bird, ask him to explain all the contradictions and see how it goes.

[BedWetterBettor]

So over/under on The Bloat offering a Black Friday deal for his $1000/month 3 day Cum Bum Chum Meetup, that was originally $5000 and SUPPOSED to go up to $10,000?

I'll start the bets at -330 For Thanksgiving/Holiday Discount!

Also, where's Day 13 of the 30 day challenge?

-440 that Squirtstopher Blew his Wad and went Busto

+120 that he Squirts out a video of a $34 win or less!




Sounds like Chrissy's latest FB post recounts his first sexual encounter with a Woman...

[TheRivers]

So…meaning…

The high rise in Chicago that you couldn’t keep? The Lexus you couldn’t keep? The Rolexes you couldn’t keep? The friendships with rich people that you couldn’t keep? All of the above perhaps?

[zealanddonk]

So…meaning…

The high rise in Chicago that you couldn’t keep? The Lexus you couldn’t keep? The Rolexes you couldn’t keep? The friendships with rich people that you couldn’t keep? All of the above perhaps?

Either NVB, or teaching NVB to talk

Chrissy has a fantasy that he'll be a better father than his own but especially after that Veterans' Day post by Drew we know that wont be happening.

[TheRivers]

Dave Pruett’s comment on Chrissy’s FB post about things not being as you expect once you have them Hmmm…wonder why he got kicked out of his house.

[Elmo]

Let’s comprehend this…

Somehow Christopher ruined the finances of his wife and her parents. He was the reason why they “lost their home” in Columbus. He doesn’t pay taxes. He took out pay days loans and did whatever it took to chase the professional gambler career. His son has developmental issues that he and Stacy simply straight up ignores. He lied about his past adult acting gig with Colt Studios and was even watching gay porn around Stacy’s other daughter, Reece and other minors; plus this trifling dude was sucking off truckers. Let’s not forget the fact that he had scammed dozens upon dozens of people into buying into his losing betting strategies. However, he still claims the world’s greatest gambler and practicing Christian father, husband and role model. The fact that this man is still able to promote this fraudulent and fictitious lifestyle on social media platforms is beyond appalling and disgusting in so many levels. Look at what he did to our boy Lee; for him to post his social security number and personal information was down right wrong and heinous. I wish that Christopher should be held accountable for his despicable and foul actions.

I realize that Stacy made vows to this man but Jesus Christ. How fucking stupid and insecure can she be not to leave this fucking retard and start over? It just goes to show that she doesn’t care just like Christopher and lives in a land of make belief and denialism. One can’t trust or debate with a woman with a healthcare background that breastfed their kids while drinking alcohol on a daily and consistent basis.

Christopher Mitchell needs to be banned, locked up and my opinion, terminated from the face of the Earth. He brings nothing beneficial or substantial to the table in life all aspects to make the world a better place at all. He’s a fucking immoral excuse of a human being. If anyone is new to the Thread and is on the fence about investing time and money into this loser, think twice. Use common sense and if something is too good to be true, then it really isn’t, and that is the case of Christopher Mitchell.

[RMS9]

Lost my rep, Elmo. Just wanted to say great job and well written. A+++++ work.

Let’s comprehend this…

Somehow Christopher ruined the finances of his wife and her parents. He was the reason why they “lost their home” in Columbus. He doesn’t pay taxes. He took out pay days loans and did whatever it took to chase the professional gambler career. His son has developmental issues that he and Stacy simply straight up ignores. He lied about his past adult acting gig with Colt Studios and was even watching gay porn around Stacy’s other daughter, Reece and other minors; plus this trifling dude was sucking off truckers. Let’s not forget the fact that he had scammed dozens upon dozens of people into buying into his losing betting strategies. However, he still claims the world’s greatest gambler and practicing Christian father, husband and role model. The fact that this man is still able to promote this fraudulent and fictitious lifestyle on social media platforms is beyond appalling and disgusting in so many levels. Look at what he did to our boy Lee; for him to post his social security number and personal information was down right wrong and heinous. I wish that Christopher should be held accountable for his despicable and foul actions.

I realize that Stacy made vows to this man but Jesus Christ. How fucking stupid and insecure can she be not to leave this fucking retard and start over? It just goes to show that she doesn’t care just like Christopher and lives in a land of make belief and denialism. One can’t trust or debate with a woman with a healthcare background that breastfed their kids while drinking alcohol on a daily and consistent basis.

Christopher Mitchell needs to be banned, locked up and my opinion, terminated from the face of the Earth. He brings nothing beneficial or substantial to the table in life all aspects to make the world a better place at all. He’s a fucking immoral excuse of a human being. If anyone is new to the Thread and is on the fence about investing time and money into this loser, think twice. Use common sense and if something is too good to be true, then it really isn’t, and that is the case of Christopher Mitchell.

[Tellafriend]

so he's a multi-millionaire, yet day after day he struggles to make his case for why we need to sign up and pay him, over and over. why would he need to do this insipid shit daily if he were rich? it's a rhetorical inquiry.

[Forum Wars]

Dave Pruett’s comment on Chrissy’s FB post about things not being as you expect once you have them Hmmm…wonder why he got kicked out of his house.

It seems like Dave Pruett and Branko Bashbrain might literally be brainwashed. Like, was it mentioned on PFA that he "left" his job? I see he's just got a business now? Following your dreams is tough when "Coach" expects you to lose $500,000 to a milly to him and the felt while you chase unattainable dreams...

Remember you two brainwashed fellows, he simply wants your cash! The "do whatever it takes" is the scam backstory that keeps you hobbled and paying him while you haven't figured it out. Just look at the past 45 or so members he's "coached"...none of them rich, all feeling like fools now after giving him sizeable amounts to equal (in aggregate) probably over $1mm lifetime.

[zealanddonk]

A quick review suggests Chrissy's "disappointment" post is he is proud of having told 10 000 lies in his youtube clips and no one congratulated him.

Also, what is his next goal, 100 000 lies on youtube?
That'd be work.

[1dollarboxcar]

day whatever of the 30 day challenge.... i can't even remember.... wins 14 spins in a row.... can be seen or downloaded here, i haven't watched it yet.....


https://files.catbox.moe/hcxk4v.mp4

[Phantom Limb]

It's cute when MMM (Mental Midget Mitchell) thinks he's "on to something" and gets excited.

Means he's gonna lose faster than usual.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahahahaha, the stupidity in today’s nonsense shows how desperate he is to show a winning session! Likely due to him losing his ass at his Masturbator mind meetings and nobody dumb enough to pay him again!



Squirtstopher made the same face when he was told he’d be having a partner in the video at Corbin Fisher, it then Turned into the grumpy expression below when he realized it was a Woman!




Chrissy was pretending it was one of his Cum Bum Chums like Zach instead! Shoutout to Elmo!





He goes off the rails when his brilliant strategy of betting $12 to win $6 goes on a streak! And that of course proves without a doubt that this works without incident! Cuz you can’t possibly lose 5 in a row and then have to win 10 in a row just to break even? Just like his brilliant two dozens stragedy, this has all the makings of an epic collapse!



Have fun reviewing it ZD, plenty of “Show me the Money” and Holla at Ya Boi nonsense along with a few contradictions I’ll let you find on your own! Lol!!

[zealanddonk]

7.4k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy in a red hoody, looking like a millionaire
"My numbers won 14 spins in a row"
Chrissy looks shocked or like someone is ramming something in his arse, however the math suggests the odds of this happening for any group of 14 spins is elss than 1 in 500
In other words, given how often he plays Spinny, it shouldnt be a surprise to him at all.

Anyways 25m31s of nonsense with the plot twist ruined
Why am I watching 14 spins when I know the outcome?
Spoiler: Because Chrissy even lies in the title, he didnt bet most of the spins, he's just pointing out IF he had bet, they would have won

Bankroll 669.57 Chrissy states this is day 13.

3m01 chrissy tells us he makes his apple cider tea very strong and very hot....remember he has had sex with 100s of women!!!

3m30 Chrissy's apple cider tea seems to have hallucinogentic properties, he claims hurr hurr everyone who messaged him who used his inside numebrs strategy won!!!!

5m20 Chrissy's apple cider tea may also cause instant retardation: Chrissy bets his inside numbers and loses, hits "place" hits "2x" hits "2x" and tells us that $12 -> $48 is tripling your bet.
If Chrissy cant get this complex math right, what hope does the average chum have?

Chrissy wins and he starts rambling and misses some spins

So the title is not super accurate at this point

Chrissy rambles that someone played his strategy and won 12 times in a row [a 180-1 event, so not particularly rare if my math is right]

9m10s Chrissy now tells us a wildly stupid story: claimks he saw an american spinny table at a real casino that had not his numbers _3_ times in a row, so he ran (I'm sure he means waddled) over, threw $10k down so he could bet $100 each on 24 numbers...to win $1200.
He's unstoppable folks, unstoppable.
Unsurprisingly he got his big win and bounced.

10m20 Nostradamus Chrissy tells us if he had been playing his numbers the last 5 times, he would have won
But he was too busy telling us stupid stories.

12m Chrissy tells us his numbers have won 7 times in a row: yet he missed 5 of those bets.

13m55 Chrissy actually places a bet and wins $6 profit and gives us a hollar at ya boi, for making $6 profit.....

Chrissy is literally confusing the numbers come out with him winning them.

15m Chrissy claims these numbers are so powerful which is the reason why you could flat bet and make money.
what Chrissy doesnt realise is if you had just bet 1st and 3rd dozen, you would have won 9 out of 10 of those first 10 bets as well
Likewise, if you had bet 1st and 3rd column you would have won 9 out of 10
Granted 1 out of 10 extra wins would give you an edge but we know Chrissy loves small sample sizes and we dont know how many videos he shoots in a day before uploading just 1 of them

15m56 Chrissy actually bets on a spin and the 65% chance hits we get treate to him dancing in his chair like an imbecile saying show me the money and 3x hollar at yer boy because he won another $6. You read right, not $6000, not $600, not even $60, but $6

Chrissy then tells us he is the greatest

17m Chrissy laughs at the camera and says he told us so.....because his 65% chance has hit 13 times in a row.
Again, if he had stuck with either dozens or columns he would have had very similiar results.

17m40 Chrissy is amped up on idiot juice, he leans towards the camera and repeated states "show me the money, show me the money" as he desperately tries to make $6 profit per spin

19m Chrissy tells us documentation is legit because he bet on 8 spins that won, out of a 14 spin streak................let that sink in.

20m22s Chrissy tells us nobody in the world of gambling studies the casinos more than he does
Thats not something to brag about when you are desperate to make $6 profit per spin AND flush a $12 bet.

21m08 Chrissy lost a spin, sat out a spin to tell us how great he is and that triggers him so he places another $12 bet.

23m40 Chrissy claims he won every spin he intentionally meant to play having frogotten the end of the streak bet that assumedly he intended to play because he played it

24m30 Chrissy claims he had a 71% winning percentage but hurr hurr its technically 100% because the 4 losers were just buying time.
Why does a math genius need a calculator to figure out 10/14 which is approx 70/100 [actually 70/98 so close enough for basic math]
If he is as smart as he claims to be he should just be able to look at that and see it

Chrissy keeps throwing around the word "prove" with no understanding of what it actually means.

Chrissy's "system" had 1 more win in a 10 spin trial than either betting 1st and 3rd dozen or betting 1st and 3rd columns across 10 spins: if this continued over 100s of spins it would be of value, but Chrissy only shows small sample sizes so it is effectively meaningless, like this whole video

So yeah, if you want some solid nonsense, watch this, otherwise skip it.

[zealanddonk]

Quick summary:

Most importantly Chrissy shows he needs a calculator to figure out 10/14
Chrissy "forgets" he lost a strategy bet and keeps telling us it won
Chrissy claims his numbers won 14 times in a row [they did] BUT he kept yammering away and did not bet all 14 times.

Analysis of the first 10 spins showed that either 1st and 3rd dozen or 1st and 3rd column would have yielded 9 out of 10 wins, vs Chrissy's cherry picked 10/10
That "trend" is not likely to work over a much longer stretch partly because Chrissy hits and runs so much.

A very minor issue is Green zero came up twice on the board before starting this nonsense.

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol at more desperation for Engagement... "Hurr hurr folks what's your favorite Color of Crayon???"

And some truly genius responses, first April Goin Down Hill brings up Tampa Florida, because ya know she's totally over being called out by Squirtstopher a month ago!




Then you have Another Elite Dum Dum Chum posting his Favorite STATE!!!




Quick somebody find Bird Brain to do a video about his Thoughts and Feelings on this post and how it proves how Chrissy is winning! "Hurr hurr you have the right State of Mind!??!"

[zealanddonk]

If Chrissy actually asked about favourite colour of crayon he'd have to clarify if he meant to eat, draw with, or stick up nose.

Good old Chrissy negging April though because he has issues with women in general and thinks his mad PUA skillz will help make him money.

[1dollarboxcar]

what's funny is.... just not even a week ago, you were gonna have to pay The Billy Goat 1,000 dollars in person.... to get his special 24 inside numbers play LOL .... because the casinos would find a way to negate this ( still 2 dozen play ) but only playing his hand picked 24 inside numbers rather than the designated 1st and 3rd dozens ( 24 numbers ).... and by no means did we ever see them 24 numbers not hit in 3 spins and lose $1k in 5 minutes... and they actually didn't hit in 6 spins because before he started betting.... they had already not hit 3 spins prior to that....

it's all a ploy to get more Dum Dum Chums ( credit @BWB ) to sign up at BOL through his link to rake in 35% commissions from their losses...

you're still only playing 24 numbers no matter the spacing on the wheel.... and this idiot still probably believes you can space them better on American wheel with an extra zero....