Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[PositiveVariance]

BWB, I cropped the image you captured...

I wonder who's little appendage that is in the lower right corner, that Chrissy has his mouth wide open for?





You Ready, You Ready?

[BedWetterBettor]

So presumably Squirtstopher is going to drive 4 hours for Summerlin to Dodger stadium in LA traffic annnnnnnd playoff stadium traffic just to stage one of his “Hurr hurr I’m so rich, look at me, I’m at a baseball game!” Videos. Like when he tried to do with the Chums in Tampa and only one idiot named John Potocki showed up, lol!!

I’m guessing there are Casino’s’s’s near the LA downtown area where the Little Midget Masturbator can place his sports bets. I remember years ago going to a Native Casino near Rancho Cucamonga called Morongo(sp?) so will the the bloat be there or does he dare travel back to Sycuan where his first spiritual de-pantsing occurred and he Lost his ass?



I think Hernan from Business Bros. podcast is around the area, perhaps Little Kyle would like to do another live, impromptu appearance, cuz the last one went sooooo well!!



Hahaha, just wait until someone meets up with him at Dodgers Stadium when he tries to make his shitty videos.

Speaking of Shitty videos, old CopyCat Cheetos has started doing Parlay Bets now, hahahahaha!



The guy who plays $1 Baccy bets online every single day is gonna lay out a few hundred on a 3 leg parlay!?!? I doubt it, anybody wanna Google reverse image search this ticket above and catch him in another lie???

[Tariq Reed]

PositiveVariance:
An interesting tidbit, the folks that own Chrissy's condo (The couple living in California that own a McDonald's franchise) also own another house in Las Vegas. A much nicer, more expensive home.

On Redracer Drive in Las Vegas. Valued at $1.2 Million. A home a few houses down sold about 5 weeks ago for $1.12 Million. Definitely on the higher side for Vegas. They purchased the house at the end of 2019, and constructed in 2020.

I live in Vegas so you threw me off with that street name, since it doesn't exist in Vegas.

But I found the house you're talking about and it's about a 1-2 minute drive to Kraft Mountain, in case they need to quickly do a drop-in visit to check on their tenants.

Higher side for Vegas as a whole, but Summerlin average home price is higher because it's a desirable location.

[PositiveVariance]

PositiveVariance:
An interesting tidbit, the folks that own Chrissy's condo (The couple living in California that own a McDonald's franchise) also own another house in Las Vegas. A much nicer, more expensive home.

On Redracer Drive in Las Vegas. Valued at $1.2 Million. A home a few houses down sold about 5 weeks ago for $1.12 Million. Definitely on the higher side for Vegas. They purchased the house at the end of 2019, and constructed in 2020.

I live in Vegas so you threw me off with that street name, since it doesn't exist in Vegas.

But I found the house you're talking about and it's about a 1-2 minute drive to Kraft Mountain, in case they need to quickly do a drop-in visit to check on their tenants.

Higher side for Vegas as a whole, but Summerlin average home price is higher because it's a desirable location.

I would be curious what the purpose of this purchase was for them. The owners are in their late 50's and owning/operating a McDonald's in California. My guess is this is going to be their retirement home? Not typically the price range you buy to rent out as an investment property, but hard to say.

[BedWetterBettor]

I live in Vegas so you threw me off with that street name, since it doesn't exist in Vegas.

But I found the house you're talking about and it's about a 1-2 minute drive to Kraft Mountain, in case they need to quickly do a drop-in visit to check on their tenants.

Higher side for Vegas as a whole, but Summerlin average home price is higher because it's a desirable location.

I would be curious what the purpose of this purchase was for them. The owners are in their late 50's and owning/operating a McDonald's in California. My guess is this is going to be their retirement home? Not typically the price range you buy to rent out as an investment property, but hard to say.

I’ve actually seen a number of “wealthy investors” spend over 1 mil on homes that they solely rent out. In my area(East Coast) the logic is to make a self sustaining rental property and that supposedly drives up the value. They essentially have dorks like Chrissy with shit credit, pay the Mortgage, Insurance, Taxes and upkeep by charging exorbitant rental rates for a high end Rental property, and chumps like the Bloat pay it because they can use it for their scams and schemes! Other fake gurus also rent large, million dollar homes short term to film videos or make content proclaiming to be living in these big houses.

Not sure how it is NV, but with scammers like Vegas Dave there, you have to believe there are idiots who would pay higher rent rates for the chance to look rich. Case in point, Chrissy in Shitcago!!

[zealanddonk]

I can't find the Dodgers post on his Facebook anymore. Did he delete it?

I am the resident expert on Dodger Stadium. I've been there every year since 1976, aside from 2020 for obvious reasons.

If Chrissy really bought those "front row" tickets, he's a moron.

First off, you don't ever buy Dodgers tickets days in advance. That's a sure way to overpay. You wait until 4-36 hours before the game, and preferably less than 24 hours before the game. Then you refresh and look for outlier seats which are underpriced by people who are panic-selling.

Also, most of the front row at Dodger Stadium isn't anything special. That's because there's a foul fence stretching from shallow LF to shallow RF, which makes it very hard to keep track of where the ball is going, if you're on the field level. Also, if you're to the left or right of the foul fence, you're way off to the side, and your view isn't very good. If you're in the bleachers (where Chrissy loves to sit, and then brag about it), you're super far away from all the action, except balls hit to the deep outfield.

The best place to sit at Dodger Stadium is the loge (2nd) level, between 1B and 3B, in the first few rows. You're high enough to where the fence isn't an issue, and you're low enough to where you still get a nice view of the players. Anything above that is too high.

Chrissy is a retard and is really just going to the game to make a statement that he's a rich guy. It's all part of the fake millionaire lifestyle he projects.

I have gone to a Dodgers NLDS game nearly every year they've made it (I think I missed one year), and I always paid less than $200/seat for much better locations than where Chrissy is sitting. Some years I pay closer to $100.

For those interested in how to work Stubhub to your advantage for baseball and other sporting events (even you, Chrissy), read this blog I wrote several years ago, which is still accurate today: http://toddwitteles.com/blog/2017/10...model-is-dead/


Funny enough, I would also be at that game on Saturday, but it conflicts with something else important, so I won't be there.

I can't wait to see the awful "front row" seats bought by this fake rich guy, using money he scammed from innocent saps.

You nailed this years ago: he acts the way a poor person who thinks rich people act.

And, given how much he mkoans about how valuable his time is, he'd fly.
Despite refering to Bubs as a baby, they probably cant get away with super cheap fares for him any more.

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy with anew fB post as of 2 hours ago

"hurr hurr, Generous with money, stingy with time, hurr hurr".

Except, he's generous with other people's money and wastes so much time at the casino when he can play online, and wastes so much time making videos that are pure nonsense.

Let that sink in!

[Phantom Limb]

I popped by the BLOAT's channel this morning to see what new raisins might be in the bunny's cage (no new vids at this moment) but it struck me when seeing all the thumbnails together that Chrissy really looks like a zombie in all of his "butch fag face" poses.

Like everything else he does, he sucks at getting good lighting and he looks like somebody opened a coffin after about 6 months. He manages to look both gaunt and obese at the same time, somehow.

Perfect for Halloween, though.

I expect more free and therefore worthless content this weekend.

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: @Tariq it means now he’ll charge for his coaching by the hour.

Nah, he tried that years ago with Colt and Chaos Men! But since the little Minute Man Midget went limp in 3 minutes every time, he decided to charge per load!

Speaking of charging and coming up short, wonder how all his past “clients” feel about him claiming to be generous? Were Zach, Brandon, TJ, Kat Daddy and the Australian losers all shown this alleged Generous side? Or did they likely see something similar to the caption below?





While Captain Generosity was loitering around Burger King drive thrus paying for ONE order and getting mad when they spent over $30 on food “Hurr hurr Tip $150 and get mad at a $30 BK bill”, where were those refunds to his chums?

Remember the One time he posted about an Elite chum quitting after a month becuz they lost their ass following the Midget Masturbator and he threw a tantrum and posted their emails about asking for a refund that was promised?

Why doesn’t he deliver on those Free Monthly mastermind events promised this year? Or how about the 6 hours of Live Coaching that was promised with $499 a month?

All of a sudden that Extreme Generosity doesn’t exist? I think he meant Mr. Foster is extremely generous with his money and lending out his credit score to degenerate scamming frauds like Chrissy!

[TheRivers]

So not only does he still think there was a Mr Martingale that invented the betting progression but he’s now referring him as a douchebag. In order for someone to be a douchebag don’t they have to actually exist first?

[Forum Wars]

The latest video is about why Grand Martingale is superior to Martingale.

Grand Martingale is equally as stupid, just like Chrissy and his cucks, and was disproven as a profitable system over 100 years ago. It was not invented by this snake oil salesman. Why not look at the facts...oh, we know why!

Weird guy, this aggressively talkative Chrissy Mitchell is. Must be easy to make a sustenance lifestyle (when you can huckster about 8-15 people for $400 a month) when you do not have the shame gene. What a loser.

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Chrissy, these vids are all the same. Could we get a new line of thinking. Like how personal pride and integrity are important character traits to have.

[1dollarboxcar]

todays expert math class you can watch here... martingale sucks do this instead https://files.catbox.moe/fwm8le.mp4

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahahahaha, this rant is gold! Druff please don’t delete the channel yet, the entertainment value of his stupidity is worth the cost of his minuscule YT revenue, Lol!

Here PV & 1DBC, I cropped you about 2 weeks worth of screen caps for your future videos!










The little Pussy that shows One sports bet every 4 weeks and deletes his $500 Losing Roulette Slot Machine Live Stream calling his Dumbshit followers pussies… oh the irony!

[Phantom Limb]

I admit that I love this retard's channel. He continuously tops (bottoms?) himself with new levels of stupidity and it's unintentionally hilarious.

I don't care about people who are dumb enough to buy into his boolshit. They were just going to piss their life savings away to some scammer or another (Onpassive, prayer looms, investment clubs, etc) and, if they dump the college fund or retirement in the casino, it just helps keep the lights on in the poker room. You can't nerf the world or save everyone.

Anyone needing to be warned off of this guy almost needs to be reminded to breathe.

The next vid the YT algo presented me with was "The Sad Reality of Low IQ People". JOJ!

[Jayjami]

I don't care about people who are dumb enough to buy into his boolshit. They were just going to piss their life savings away to some scammer or another (Onpassive, prayer looms, investment clubs, etc) and, if they dump the college fund or retirement in the casino, it just helps keep the lights on in the poker room. You can't nerf the world or save everyone.!

This is how most scammers justify themselves: “Stupid people are going to donk off their money, so why not to me?” I actually have this same mentality when I play poker. Scammers are narcissistic sociopaths who believe they are above society’s rules: “Hurr, hurr, jobs are for suckers” and “I’m going to homeschool Bubs” (with no education himself). Others are psychopaths with no empathy. Unfortunately, there are plenty of suckers out there who will buy into the fantasy that there is easy money out there.

[BedWetterBettor]

I don't care about people who are dumb enough to buy into his boolshit. They were just going to piss their life savings away to some scammer or another (Onpassive, prayer looms, investment clubs, etc) and, if they dump the college fund or retirement in the casino, it just helps keep the lights on in the poker room. You can't nerf the world or save everyone.!

This is how most scammers justify themselves: “Stupid people are going to donk off their money, so why not to me?” I actually have this same mentality when I play poker. Scammers are narcissistic sociopaths who believe they are above society’s rules: “Hurr, hurr, jobs are for suckers” and “I’m going to homeschool Bubs” (with no education himself). Others are psychopaths with no empathy. Unfortunately, there are plenty of suckers out there who will buy into the fantasy that there is easy money out there.

Even worse, Bleeding Heart Libtards like the ones in this video excuse the behavior as “Hurr durr they Must NEED the money badly if they’re willing to do this type of thing, so derrrrp I don’t mind giving them money even though they’re frauds…” :::SMH:::

[Phantom Limb]

It's a bit unfair of me to call all of Chrissyphus' victims stupid. Sure, the ones who stay in the chums club and the Bird Brains of the world are clearly mentally impaired. But I've had friends with relatively high IQs fall for Western Union scams or romance scams.

Once exposed, they took their lesson and didn't fall for the same thing again. So, for the good of society, Pissy Chrissy must fall....but I am in no hurry for the channel to go away. I have and will continue to report it but it's still a source of entertainment.

"Like they teach you in 1L, 'caveat emptor', pal" - Mike McD

[PositiveVariance]

Rep fail: In regards to the Violin scam, I have seen this scam in person with the violin and saxophone, there are actually 2 people that stand out at a Walmart in my area, usually at different times. I haven't figured out if they are together, or 1 got the idea from the other. The strange thing is, this is the only Walmart that I have seen that doesn't have security driving the parking lot to run off the various rift raft setting up shop.

I have to admit, I didn't realize it was a scam until a friend said, "have you seen the guy with the saxophone fake playing?"

[zealanddonk]

This is how most scammers justify themselves: “Stupid people are going to donk off their money, so why not to me?” I actually have this same mentality when I play poker. Scammers are narcissistic sociopaths who believe they are above society’s rules: “Hurr, hurr, jobs are for suckers” and “I’m going to homeschool Bubs” (with no education himself). Others are psychopaths with no empathy. Unfortunately, there are plenty of suckers out there who will buy into the fantasy that there is easy money out there.

Even worse, Bleeding Heart Libtards like the ones in this video excuse the behavior as “Hurr durr they Must NEED the money badly if they’re willing to do this type of thing, so derrrrp I don’t mind giving them money even though they’re frauds…” :::SMH:::

Great video.

One thing I'm slightly concerned with about this thread is it will give Chrissy new ideas.


Prediction: Within 3 months we'll see Bubs playing the triangle and Chrissy trying to hustle money for his talented son.

[zealanddonk]

And today's nonsense: Martingale betting system sucks
(despite Chrissy discussing using it in recent videos)

19m13 of likely nonsense ahead.
5.63k subscribers at time of viewing
Chrissy looks hella tired, gets a bit maniac, makes a dick of himself, maybe watch for Chrissy's delusional antics

The frantic pace to get to 5k has really slowed down over the last few days.

Thumbnail is Chrissy in a green hoody, arms crossed X fashion, the symbol in pro wrestloing for "real injury".
Lets see if Chrissy injures his already poor rep with this nonsense.

Chrissy opens in an excited state telling us martingale sucks
shoutout to Phantomlimb I believe who first referred to Chrissy as Uncle fester the self-molester, Chrissy really going for that look today

1m40 Chrissy refers to what appears to be large sheets of paper as a whiteboard.

3m27 Chrissy highlights if you start with $100 and lose 5 in a row your 6th bet is $3200.
He forgets to tell people they need at least $6300 for this nonsense, despite starting with $100 bets.

3m45 Chrissy taps his head and says mr martingale wasnt using his brain when he creeated the martingale betting system hurr hurr
I'm pretty sure the "inventor" of the mitchellgale system wasnt either.

4m28 Chrissy asks "why would anyone with half a of a brain?" and smiles in that creepy self-molestor way that he does.
I honestly cant tell if Chrissy legitimately believes he is a genius for coming up with the mitchellgale system. Given how proud he was of betting player in Baaaacky because of no commission and he has nothing else to be proud of, it is quite possible he believes he is a genius for this

4m40 Chrissy claims betting $3200 to win $100 is a big risk for small reward.
I'm sure when he makes similar sports bets the risk is much lower though.

6m45 Chrissy is an idiot.
He hurr hurrs about Baaaacky and asks the audience "What is a 5% commission on $3200? Its ok if you need to get your calculator out. Hurr hurr, its more than the $100 you'd win if you martingaled"
So, Chrissy knows its more than $100 but cant tell us himself.
Also, thats easy, just wait for a trigger of player, and bet on player.

7m17 Chrissy is an idiot
In his own words, Martingale is flawed because the only time it doesnt work is banker in Baaaaacky,

7m25 Chrissy claims he had to go back to his hotel room and do one better than mr martingale
Chrissy loves strawman emails and strawman arguments.
He has brought forwrd Mr Martingale as a real live person to piss on his grave.
Chrissy needs help.
Chrissy also needs sleep

8m15 After a flourish, Chrissy turns the "whiteboard" around and shows us the mitchellgale system
hurr hurr you must triple or quad your bet which is why $250 is 3x $100, hurr hurr
All his bets are 2x + slightly more.

8m30 Chrissy says he needs to give us a disclaimer so he gets really close to the camera and starts rambling about nose hairs, which is probably secret code for arse hairs because he claimed a long time ago to hurr hurr subliminal messages in his scripts that he writes 3-6 months in advance hurr hurr hurr
See what I did there, I added a secret special extra hurr because this video is mind numbingly stupid, like chrissy himself.

8m48 Chrissy claims the nose hair comment is his sense of humour and if you dont have a sense of humour you can leave.
how about we just nuke the channel instead, hurr hurr

9m05 Chrissy claims this system is NOT for pussies
Much like humour, a topic Chrissy is not well acquainted with.

basically, you are risking $10k instead of $6300 if it goes tits up 6 hands in a row.

9m45 Chrissy drops a couple of F bombs because hes getting excited again and starts rambling about diving head first into pools
He previously claims to have taken many balls to the first, its very reasonable to assume he's dived into an empty swimming pool before.

10m04 Chrissy gets a bit more maniac again and suggests people leave and go watch those pussy channels..."You know those channels I'm talking about"
Assumedly some sort of lesbian porn on pornhub.

10m10 Chrissy claims this channel is for the bad asses who want to wine and dine with the goat in Las vegas
Hilariously auto caption uses "whine" instead of "wine".

10m35 Chrissy continues his maniac rant saying you have to have big balls, big kahunas and "juggles" imaginary balls.
Well, for most people, imaginery. It could be muscle memory for Kyle Prescott helping out with the swim team.

11m03 Chrissy claims this is about being aggressive.
Much like a chihuahua snapping at your heels, Chrissy the midget is aggressive.
So very passive aggressive.

11m46 Chrissy keeps talking about Mr Martingale like hes Ronald McDonald or the Burger King.

Chrissy rambles away but forgets the problem of banker Baaacky commision.

14m 57 if you are still watching you have balls of steel cos the pussies left 5 minutes ago
A bold new strategy from Chrissy, rather than negging his viewers, he gives them a stroke job, because he knows hes dealing with idiots at this point.

15m30 Chrissy flashes the L sign again and rambles about losers.

15m46 Chrissy goes back to his mania, claiming he grabs life by the balls (by freequenting casinos for 8+ hrs a day???) and he takes what he wants from the freaking casinos.
But hurr hurr, remember, he isnt greedy, and some days he even donates money back to the casinos, hurr hurr.

17m35 Rememebr all the times Chrissy says you are bunting for single runs, adding it up? Well, he doesnt. He now talks about swinging and hitting home runs

17m50 Good news, Chrissy is back to claiming he has a $100k cash bankroll he takes with him.

18m25 Chrissy rambles about the 100k bankroll and then does a close up to camera and rambles "hurr hurr you are watching my channel, I'm not watching your channel"

18m40 Chrissy claims while we are watching him, he's laughing his white ass all the way to the bank.
Well, I see some laughing, and a monkey dancing around a whiteboard.
Not sure how this equates to him going to the bank, but whatever.

This gets the rare "Maybe watch this nonsense if you want to see Maniac Chrissy making a dick of himself" rating