Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

TheRivers: Doughnutique I think was in the Grand Canal shops (Venetian). That was not where he appeared to be in the photos. Looked moire like Caesar’s Palace…but I could be wrong.

yes.... but the fucking DOUGHNUTS appeared to be from the DONOUGHNUTIQUE PLACE.... he said he ran out for doughnuts and brought them back to the ROOM.... WHERE THE ROOM WAS I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA......

BUT THE FUCKING DOUGHNUTS APPEARED TO BE FROM THE DONOUGHNUTIQUE PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

[zealanddonk]

I didnt see the pictures, but it is likely he got comped on the strip or somewhere (given all his moaning about driving) and he may have posted at a casino he wouldnt be playing at if he was comped at somewhere else.

Then again, Chrissy is an emotional idiot who enjoys posting and deleting.


Also, is it possible he's doing his BFE with the woman who is paying $10k today and he realised the pix gave something away about it?

[Forum Wars]

For the upcoming $5k mastermind lets hear a testimonial from Mikey M., the guy who lived off-the-grid on the side of a Utah mountain to see how his life has improved.

This testimonial shows hows he's living a few months after he and Brown Nose Brandon took a chance and JUMPED on Chrissy's offer to become the brave TWO who would invest $5k on themselves, taking a chance on Chrissy, knowing he was gonna make them rich beyond belief, making 10k every day for the rest of their life!!!



BONUS: Go to 13:36 to see which side of the mountain, Rich or Not-Rich, Mikey is living on now!!!

OOoops. Never mind.

[Forum Wars]

And, well, I guess we now know what happened to Brandon now. The first of the two $5k mastermind believers has given up on the dream of baccy/spinny/sporty marty (and possibly even locky-smithy). A moment silence here.

God help this man: Now involved in some groupthink commercial drone business thingy:

[PositiveVariance]

[Jayjami]

TheRivers: Doughnutique I think was in the Grand Canal shops (Venetian). That was not where he appeared to be in the photos. Looked moire like Caesar’s Palace…but I could be wrong.

yes.... but the fucking DOUGHNUTS appeared to be from the DONOUGHNUTIQUE PLACE.... he said he ran out for doughnuts and brought them back to the ROOM.... WHERE THE ROOM WAS I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA......

BUT THE FUCKING DOUGHNUTS APPEARED TO BE FROM THE DONOUGHNUTIQUE PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

I’m thinking here. You wouldn’t walk all the way from CP to just get donuts and take them back, and he definitely can’t afford the Venetian. The make your own donuts place in the mall in front of the Horseshoe is the shit btw.

[TheRivers]

Okay…I was wrong (as I did say I might be). He was at Palazzo, which meant getting the donuts was convenient for him. Box was right.

Another walking around video today with Bubs in a stroller. The kid I believe turns 4 next week.

Chrissy continuing to portray the casinos as providing him all these comps just so he can take more money from them. If only it really worked that way.

The Venetian and Palazzo I happen to know are very particular about how much you play in order to gain comps. I have a host there that is always providing me with details on how much time they expect me to play and at what denomination in order to keep getting offered comps (I generally don’t hit those levels because I’m only in Vegas once or twice each year). It certainly isn’t given for playing 10 minutes at a time. He must have been burning a lot of hours there in recent weeks.

[BedWetterBettor]

Okay…I was wrong (as I did say I might be). He was at Palazzo, which meant getting the donuts was convenient for him. Box was right.

Another walking around video today with Bubs in a stroller. The kid I believe turns 4 next week.

Chrissy continuing to portray the casinos as providing him all these comps just so he can take more money from them. If only it really worked that way.

Was about to post how the Donut Dilemma Caper has been solved. The video is half from Friday & the rest on Saturday and posted at 3AM Vegas time(Hurr durr Live dis stress free Colt life and make money while you sleep & relax)





After eating healthy options like Cheesecake and Deep Fried Oreos, the Tub of Lard walks around the Vegas strip in the middle of the night dragging NVB in his stroller at 4 years old. Wonder how the kids at school will react to their classmate being pushed in a stroller? Oh right, he won’t go to school at get the Masturbator Mind Fuck his daddy has!





Then some random in a donkey Kong shirt says “Wasss up” to the Bloat! Chrissy just tells him “your in the video now!!!” Probably the same thing Bryan Ockert and the boys at Chaos Men said to Little Kyle after he dropped his pants, wanked off and was offered another $200 for a Blowjob from Bryan O… as Bryan gently penetrated Kyle and he started to cry, Big Daddy Ockert whispered softly into Chrissy’s ear… “Let that Sink in!!!”



So yea as Rivers said, not much to see here. No Chips, No sports bets shown before or after and another 4 days with NO Documentation! For someone who meticulously wrote down his winning figures on a white board, he could only proclaim that he won “thousands and thowwwwwsandss’s!!” Indicating it’s a complete lie and his tangent about massive bankrolls at the 20 minute mark proves he lost again!



It’s fitting that he got Octopus, since he’s a little Pussy that squirts his ink and slithers away to the next Scam!

[TheRivers]

I just noticed something on that restaurant bill. Lobster Mac N’ Cheese for…$88??? What?!! It’s double the cost of the Octopus and short rib. How is that possible?

And how much alcohol are these two drinking before then wheeling their kid all over Vegas. But of course Chrissy has declared he never drinks. I guess he means he never has more than four drinks with dinner.

[BedWetterBettor]

I just noticed something on that restaurant bill. Lobster Mac N’ Cheese for…$88??? What?!! It’s double the cost of the Octopus and short rib. How is that possible?

And how much alcohol are these two drinking before then wheeling their kid all over Vegas. But of course Chrissy has declared he never drinks. I guess he means he never has more than four drinks with dinner.

Rep fail, was saying Duhhhhh, if you do something One Time, it clearly is Not Small Sample size and Proves you did it Every Single Day Hurr hurr!?!?!

But if you do something Every single day, multiple times a day to the point you’re red-eyed, slurring your words badly and squeaking your voice like a Gay Porn reject, doesn’t possibly mean you have an alcohol problem or drink too much!

[The Boz]

Hey Kyle, THIS is what true Gamblers do. They actually make big wagers and post them before the games start. Hell you could even do it once the games start, but we know you won’t.

1 picture in over a month. Looks like YOU are the broke jealous hater.

These are from Jimmy Vaccaro’s X feed yesterday and today.

[Dan Druff]

Not happy to see Jimmy has Steelers.

I'm with Vegas on this one. Hard to fire on shitty Raiders as a favorite, but I held my nose and did it. That and Atlanta +145. Plus two baseball bets (Boston u8.5 and Toronto -102).

Folks, if these win, I will be collecting $999 from all of you.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

He just live streamed (YES, ACTUALLY LIVE FOR ONCE!) and lost $500, then turned off his stream and said he'd go make the money back off-stream instead hahaha

[BedWetterBettor]

*****Last week**** Hurr hurr, every slot I put money in pays me a jackpot cuz I’m da bloat and money is drawn to me derrrp!!?!?!




Today’s Live stream “This is a slot machine folks, THAT’s why I’m losing, see Hurr durr it’s rigged, the casino knows my betting pattern even though I constantly lie and change it and keep betting against the 2nd columns… “



The Queen of excuses is the epitome of a walking talking, shit for brains Moron! The last 4 weeks have been slot video “wins”, now it’s Hurr hurr Slots can’t be beaten folks even though I post Mis-leading videos to make the dozen dipshits in my chum’s club think I always win on a single $100 buy in on slots!?!?”

Funny thing is the “professional gambler” doesn’t even know the difference between a slot machine and an Electronic Table Game! Lol, he also doesn’t know the max bet on his precious columns bet is $90. Guess all that studying and note taking was too strenuous for the Colt Dolt and he missed a chapter or two??? Bahahahahahaha, what a putz!

Chrissy also acts butch when he wins One bet and says he’s up $5, failing to realize it’s actually 5 credits on 50 cent denoms, which is only $2.50 profit! But don’t let the truth get in the way of deceptive scam video, right “Mr. Doubled My Money on an airport slot” when in reality it was a massive 77 cent profit!

Hahahahahahahahaha, he’s so mad that he starts projecting on haters and acting like he Meant to lose for everybody’s entertainment! Well he’s half right, watching him Lose and act like a whiny , midget Masturbator is very entertaining. Ask Bryan Ockert, I know I Did!!! And I’ll be happy to post what he says for all your Entertainment!!!

Why’s the number one sports bettor playing 50 cent Electronic Table Games on a Sunday afternoon? Shouldn’t he be betting Big Money on NFL and MLB games? Or is he too broke to show sports bets Before annnnnnd After because he lied? Just like he lied about being a Christian and 99% Vegan??

[1dollarboxcar]

i have the live stream saved.... need to reduce the file size and upload to external site.... i should have it in about 30 minutes or so.....

he's never gonna live this down....

[1dollarboxcar]

todays degenerate live stream, electronic roulette....

https://files.catbox.moe/41m3pb.mp4

[zealanddonk]

Starting with the live stream first (before he deletes )


Chrissy is playing a European style roulette electronic game, after ranting like an idiot last week that you must play American double zero style because European style is roughly -2.5% eV and American is roughly -5% ev and folks, 5 is bigger than 2.5 hurr hurr
Chrissy tells us people cant do math and then he claims 1000 credits in a 50c machine is $1000, despite putting in $500 and getting 1000 credits. Yes folks, he is that retarded today
Spoiler: After Chrissy's nonsense last week about 2nd dozen doesnt hit often in American roulette, it hits 4 times in a row in this nonsense .
Chrissy also swears and is flustered and claims tis all for our entertainment. This is more sad than entertaining

First 3 minutes:
Chrissy rambles he cant film real roulette so here's electronic "slot machine" style roulette.

He feeds $500 in, at 50c denom, and places what appears to be 4 50c bets:
Red
Even
1st dozen
3rd dozen

Thats right folks, he's covering over 90% of the board on 1 spin.

3m15s And to the surprise of no one, it comes up Green 0 as it does roughly 2.5% of the time

3m50s "I have to share this with you guys, so many people dont know how to do math
No kidding, thats one of the reasons we watch this videos to see just how stupid YOU are, Chrissy.

4m55 Chrissy says he deosnt understand why people dont know what 2-1 means
It's what your wife will be doing in interracial milf porn when the money runs out.

5m23 And the hilarity continues it lands middle dozen, despite Chrissy's claim middle dozen is harder to get (only one american wheels though)
So he wins even, loses red, loses 2 dozens bets.

Chrissy explains you gotta triple it so goes from 3 to 10 on the dozens.
Thats right, SCHOOL taught you 3 tripled is 9 BUT Chrissy has shown you the truth, 3 tripled is 10.

As even won, Chrissy decides not to bet even or odd:
He's rocking 5 chips on Red and 10 each on the dozens
so a 4 chip bet is already up to a 25 chip bet after 2 spins.

6m30 after claiming people cant do math, Chrissy claims the 5 credits profit he has [1005 total credits] is $5, despite putting in $500 to get 1000 credits and despite it sayins 50c credits
So 3x3 = 10 and 5x 0.5 is 5.

He still thinks hes betting $5 when he puts 5 chips out.

7m50 Green 0 hits again, and Chrissy is grinning like an idiot. At the back of his mind you can tell this is the reason he stopped posting his BOL videos

8m30 Chrissy now rambles about people calling him an idiot for playing american roulette instead of european roulette, but he tries to hurr hurr his way out of this mess.

8m54 Chrissy repeats his claims you are more likely to win two dozens ort wo columns betting on american roulette than european roulette

9m10 Chrissy almost gave away one of his biggest secrets ever: he has 10 on red and 10 on black: "hurr hurr, this bet is a 97% guarantee of winnings!!!!!!"
He realises his mistake however and changes it to 10 on red and now 10 on odd [although he was confused what his previous bet was].

10m30 Chrissy thinks electronic roulette machines use deep AI to determine his bet patterns, so he places some small dozens bets to "throw it off".
If you ever need to show anyone just 1 video that Chrissy has a low IQ this is it
As always, if they were going to rig it, they'd just pick a number he hasnt covered because it picks the number AFTER he places all his bets (hurr hurr).

11m50 Remember all those times Chrissy said Green 0 is a sucker side bet, well, its time to hedge.

Despite losing ODDS Chrissy decides to stop chasing it, and now just goes 15 on 1st and 2nd dozen and a lil 5 hedge on Green

Bahahahaha, it hits 35 odd black
Had Chrissy stuck with Odd and not hedged he would have made a nice profit from that bet.
Instead his 3 be3ts lose and as we know, once you lose a hedge bet on green you have to load up on it

12m35 "again this is a slot machine folks, I'm just doing it for your entertainment hurr hurr"
Well, at least he managed that.

13m04 3rd dozen odd hits, with Chrissy having 50 chip bets on 1st, 2nd, and 10 on green.

13m37 Chrissy discovers how casinos stay in business, its a 90 credit max bet on dozens, which stops his mitchellgale nonsense quickly
Fortunately he can still place a big boy bet on green as a hedge.

Chrissy has 90 each on 2 dozens, 10 each on red, 1st column and 3rd column, and 20 on green for a total of 230 chips [hurr hurr thats $230 in Chrissy land]

So on a 37 number wheel, Chrissy is covering 34 of those numbers or 91.8% of the board.

14m Chrissy makes comments about being a dumb arse and this is a slot machine.
Closed captioning isnt working and I cant be bothered repeating this a few times to catch it.

Saints be praised, Chrissy wins on red, 1st column and 2nd dozen, but hes still 115 credits down so far.

14m50 Chrissy makes some odd comment about haters jerking themselves off watching his videos or something
didnt he used to have a career in that?

Chrissy loses again, and dumps 50 on 1st and 3rd dozens, 15 on Green

2nd dozen hits 3rd time in a row remember its only on american roulette where 2nd dozen doesnt hit
Chrissy goes to martingale his 50s again and remembers back to 3 minutes ago when he found out he can only go to 90 credit bets.

Chrissy scatters some columns bets as well as his green zero hedge for a total of 265 credits.

17m37 Chrissy claims you arent going to get rich playing slot machines, despite thats the only thing hes shown later and constantly brags everything he touches turns to money.

Chriossy has 550 CREDITS and decides to bet 440 CREDITS including a 40 hedge on green and a 40 credit bet on Red

Again,at this point he has over 90% of the wheel covered.


23 red hits so he cashes his red bet only.

19m36 5 2nd dozens in a row and Chrissy claims that will only happen on an electronic game only.

Actual odds are 1 in 300 approximately, so at least once a day on one table give or take. [2m per spin, 10 hrs per day]

Chrissy bottoms out, claims he lost $500 but he'll go get it back on real tables.

This nonsense is worth watching only because it shows Chrissy as the complete mumbling idiot that he truly is.

O and, Chrissy gets emotional in this video, despite never getting emotional when gambling.

[Forum Wars]

Forum Wars: Hi Stacy! This is the twat your little weasly hubby is. And by extension you. And all your hubby's interior decorator cicrle jerks. Just remember this when you are trying to boost your self confidence. We've only warned you 50 or 60 times...he's fake

Oh, and I know times are tough and apartment rental rates are high. Remember that when your budget contains $500 less in October...

This is who you both are when documentation hits the dirt.

[Forum Wars]

How can you call yourself the GOAT, failing miserably when you tried to show documentation ONE time today, when this quote exists about the REAL #1 sports bettor in the world (guy wouldn't be caught dead trying to combine that with sports betting consulting...it would kill his outlets!):

"Billy Walters is known as the world's most successful sports gambler, going 36 years without a losing record and tax receipts to show for it":




The quote above is from 0:19 in the video.

Christopher Mitchell is a fraud and a liar. Potential victims, if Chrissy lived long enough, he should be able to go 36/36 years...with losses!

[RMS9]

todays degenerate live stream, electronic roulette....

https://files.catbox.moe/41m3pb.mp4

The irony of not only is he betting a fucking dollar per bet, but it’s hilarious that his first wager lands on the number that doesn’t hit very often, so he doesn’t worry about it that much. You know, the green zero. LOLOLOLOL…Chrissy you brainless chimp.