Originally Posted by TheRivers
Blue Jays lost to the A's .... Dodgers lost to the Marlins 2 days in a row too... he got crushed !!! ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
he's gonna have to go for a long run to calm down....
Blue Jays lost to the A's .... Dodgers lost to the Marlins 2 days in a row too... he got crushed !!! ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
he's gonna have to go for a long run to calm down....
2 days since Chrissy Gump posted "hurr hurr, momma Im gonna run every day!!! hurr hurr" and no new running videos.
Also, no new video for today as of yet.
Somehow his subscriber count is up to 1.26k though......
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
5'6.5''...LOL. You really have to understand you're short when counting the half inches.
He has to be insufferable to be around but ill give him credit that he does figure out how to make money exploring every corner---anything he can do that doesn't consist of getting a job and we know that means anything....
He can really find the dumbest of the dumb and have them hand over every nickle and do it with a smile on their face. He does have some sort of skill. No doubt.
Hurr hurr no documentation in 3 weeks Proves that Chrissy Lost all those days and when he comes out of hiding he’ll show the one or two tickets to validate our assertion that he Lost Again!!!
Bets on why he hasn’t shown his fat, ugly bald head in 2 days? I’m betting he got thrown out of the new bunker because the Air BNB host!
His new air BnB host is probably an old friend that brought some Chaos to Squirtstopher’s life!
The Chaotic life of a lying fraud can be yours for just $399 a month and then $499,$999 or whatever the extortion fee is needed to pay the rent for 6 months at a time!
New vid dropped
Inspired by another "email" aka imagined email from nobody
It's a long one (something never heard by Chrissy in his porn days) and I'll watch it later but have at it.
He looks really beaten and haggard and is moaning about big losses (the fantasy $500k).
UPDATE: not a lot here. a new story about a big loss in Pittsburgh a month after the time Skank watched him win (from the bathroom?) at Horseshoe Southern Indiana (which he mistakenly calls by its new name, Caesars).
These confessional, introspective bouts of truth couched in pathological lying usually follow a massive losing streak for the Bloat so BWB and others have nailed it.
Last edited by Phantom Limb; 09-07-2023 at 11:58 AM.
No way am I spending 30 minutes watching todays repeat of the same story we’ve heard again and again. But I did some random skipping and just happened to discovere a part where he claims that he buys Bubs a new toy “at least every other day.” Man…no wonder he had to move out of that high rise in Chicago. The 180 toys he bought last year would most assuredly cause them to run out of space there. And imagine how much money that must have cost when he had to relocate. Must have taken a lot to fit all that in the back of his Tahoe along with whatever clothing they own and his cash counter.
Surely we are going to see the Worlds Greatest Sports Bettor and Gambling on the list of entries here at Circa, right?
https://www.circasports.com/contests
Even a millionaire like Chrissy should take the guaranteed $14 million from these 2 contests. Plus it’s great advertising for his business.
This is when we need accounts that can comment on his FB page asking if he entered.
yep it rejected the Eagles song- the long run too.... had to go with circus music... more suggestions gladly accepted....
where's the 1million 90 day challenge update it's been 99 days.... ??
I got around to watching the Mumblers call to Bellagio Investigations. I have to give him credit, I think he did accomplish something good.
I was absolutely shocked that the Investigator was unfamiliar with a Currency Transaction Report. Then by the second conversation, the Investigator clearly educated himself lol.
I'm sure this was probably talked about here, but my guess is Chrissy received a Cease and Desist letter from MGM, which scared him into removing that group of videos.
I believe they told him to not return to the Properties and to remove the videos or they would pursue legal action. In the second video the Investigator brings up MGM's Legal Department and a "Cease and Desist" order.
Has Chrissy filmed in or mentioned a MGM property since removing that group of videos?
Today's nonsense ""Gambling: I almost lost everything" aka "Chrissy talks about losing over $500k at the casino".
29m25s of likely nonsense.
Chrissy wearing a red miami marlins sports top (sorry I'm a dumb foreigner who doesnt follow sports, unlike Chrissy).
1.29k subscribers at time of viewing: he sure is getting popular.
spoiler: unless you love the "I had a dream hurr hurr" Chrissy story, this is nonsense well worth missing
There is a story around the 13m mark that seems to be new because it is wildly confusing but essentially he won $50k in 30 days donked it off in 1 day
Opens by claiming he got an email from someone [yet oddly he doesnt show the actual email because ya know plot device]
1m47 Chrissy promises to tell us true stories of some of his big losses bt licking his lips and looking away
2m07 suggests they were on the verge of homelessness
Yeah, pretty sure Stacey's dad would have happily taken her back home, Chrissy on the other hand would be by the dumpster behind Wendys (shoutout to Wallstreetbets subreddit)
3m15 Chrissy mentions Ohio casinos, Stace being preggers and states "I got introduced to gambling".
While that is true in the broader sense, it is interesting he is walking away from the "I was in vegas doing a deal for my network marketing business"
3m46 "We had to sell both our cars" again, how was he driving to all those casinos? Father-in-law loan him a car?
3m49s more weaseling: "We got evicted from the home that we were living in because we didnt pay our rent"
Along those lines: IF Stace was working big hours, and Chrissy had his network marketing nonsense, why didnt they buy a house way back then?
They were together 5 years before young NVB made an appearance.
3m58 Chrissy dials it back to Stace was working 12-16 hour days as opposed to his previous nonsense, and she was probably on some 3 on 4 off deal as well.
5m more blah blah blah
5m38 claims he was doing anything he could to keep his dream alive
Well, we know he didnt get a J.O.B in the traditional sense, and he was probably past the glory days of his early 20s....
6m56 claims it was near the 5 month mark all of their money was gone (yet somehow he continued this charade for 2 more months)
7m49 Chrissy clarifies "the first time Stace saw me gamble at the casino was on a riverboat" this story is also known as "Stace went to the shitter"
8m40 Chrissy is now rambling that because of his incredibly poor life choices, he would have to drive for uber and Stace would continue at the hospital and NVB would be in public school and they would never see each other.
here's an idea fatty: be a stay at home dad, homeschool your poor munchkin and drive at night after Stace gets home from work
Basically, Chrissy always rants about "Your reason why" but this was a solvable problem if Chrissy wanted to solve it.
We know Chrissy is an idiot, and we know NVB has a hard road ahead but it was at least solvable.
Chrissy also forgets, he could get a better job, but that would require work, being told he was an idiot by his boss and being fired.
Anyways lets see what other nonsense Chrissy has to say.
8m55 Chrissy goes full retard suggesting that two parents working leads to cheating, drugs, alcohol and promiscuous sex
Remember Chrissy's most romantic video where he said he fucked Stace on the first date because God (REBUKE SATAN) told him to, despite Stace not being his type?
9m19 Chrissy claims Stace saw him make $800 in 30 minutes gambling:
This is a subtle miswording of "And Stace went to the shitter when I went all in"
10m53 Chrissy now claims being a professional gambler is stressful AND strokes his head (not that one) suggesting its so stressful it makes you bald
Chrissy forgets the good ol Chia Pet days.
11m13s Chrissy claims he made $50k in the next 30 days.
11m45 Chrissy claims winning that much that quick made him feel like a billionaire, and like Donald Trump.
To put it into context, $50k a month would take 1667 YEARS to win.
Granted you would start making money off whatever you did with your winnings but it is still not going to happen in a lifetime.
Also: Trump has been repeatedly accused of cheating on his ex-wives. I thought Chrissy didnt like cheaters?
13m45 Chrissy starts a long ramble about a week later (does he mean after winning the $50k, or the $800?) he took Stace to Rivers Casino where he decided to fuck away some money.
He claims hes going to make a very long story short, yet this video has wanked on for 13 minutes and has another 16 to go.
14m04 Chrissy claims he remembers that loss like it was yesterday is probably because he also lost yesterday
14m45 Chrissy is getting very confused: he initially claims he made $50k in 30 days but is now repeating this was a week after Stace saw him win $800
Get a better script writer Chrissy, or more sleep.
15m50 Chrissy implies he fucked away most or all of that $50k but as luck would have it he had a credit card with him
All other versions of this nonsense claim he set up a $500 bankroll account which he never needed to touch because it always grew: like his nose. Why didnt he use that money?
Well, because this is a complete lie, but whatever.
16m24 despite earlier claiming he wasnt going to say how much he lost, he is now claiming he lost the 50k.
18m05 Chrissy taps his head as he realises he keeps saying Stace went with him a week after his $800 win, despite this story meant to be about $50k in 30 days.
18m40 Chrissy rambles and backpedals about being confused on the dates, despite earlier claims this is a story he will never forget.
19m40 Chrissy claims he lost the lot, and this is why he preaches dont lose your bnkroll
As opposed to the hundreds of thousands he claims he lost prior to this point?
20m25 Chrissy skips over how he got his money back because you know the $50k story is a lie and he's painted himself into a corner
So he timejumps to "Feb 19th 2020 -- Biloxi" and claims to have lost $36k
Why is that story remotely relevant, he just told us he fucked away $50k in 1 day in 2019 or whenever the "Stace was in the shitter" story took place.
21m04 Chrissy follows this up with he lost $50k in 2 hours in Vegas, and he's "probably" lost $50k in an hour 5 times.
21m25 Chrissy claims he lost $65k in 10 minutes in an unnamed Vegas casino.
Remember Chrissy is a professional gambler and not a degenerate addict
21m55 Chrissy claims he wanted to commit suicide probably 100 times.
23m30 Chrissy claims (in the early days) he'd text or phone his wife from a casino and said "you wont believe this, I've lost another bankroll".
Given he claimed he lost every day for 6 months, why wouldnt she believe it?
First week, yeah sure, maybe it'd be a surprise.
After 170 days of the same "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I lost" I doubt she would be remotely surprised.
23m55 Chrissy the narcissist tries to compare himself to Michael Jordan and Phil Mikkleson except they had more money hurr hurr
And talent, and fame, and intelligence.
24m15 Chrissy claims for a normal average every day guy, he doesnt know anyone who has lost more money than him gambling.
Because its not something most people brag about.
24m35 And Chrissy throws shade on his father
It would be great to have his father do a video "shoot" (pro wrestling sense) on Chrissy, going behind the curtains and telling us how much of an asshole disappointment Chrissy was and is to him.
24m55 without thinking (something Chrissy does a lot of) Chrissy reveals he pestered his father for new toys and new experiences all the time and was firmly told no.
If you really want to trigger a narcissist, say no to them.
Speaking of, as said, Chrissy is projecting here, literally telling us his greedy little childhood and somehow its someone else's fault.
25m06 Chrissy acknowledges he spoils NVB (except where it actually counts)
25m14 Chrissy claims NVB hs had more toys in his first 4 years than poor lil Chrissy had in his entire life
cue the violins, for poor Chrissy the toyless
With that said, how many LOLexs has NVB given himself?
25m18 Chrissy swears to God which we know is "secret code" for Chrissy is about to lie.
25m32 Chrissy claims NVB gets a toy every other day and sometimes daily
Yet, we almost never seem them, unless Chrissy means plastic bags.
26m02 Chrissy tells us Stace most likely violated HIPAA by sending him pictures of emergeny room trauma she was dealing with
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
26m10 Chrissy claims Stace would take a picture of an arm chopped off, on the table and send it to him
I assume the emergency room is meant to be sterile and there are multiple protocols against taking a phone in, whipping it out, snapping off some pix, and sending them.
Chrissy needs to watch more TV and movies.
26m20 Other than the obvious of what sort of person sends those pix, what sort of idiot is Chrissy to not tell his wife its inappropriate to send those types of pix, or was he jacking off to them?
26m50 Chrissy now rambles that somehow if he didnt gamble for a living NVB wouldnt be able to play sports. Isnt that what part of public school is about, running around and playing sport?
27m40 Chrissy hits full stride with "your reason why" -- yeah he does that with money but not his health, let that sink in, hurr hurr.
28m30s Chrissy repeats his new claim he's lost between $500k and $750k.
He claims hes made over $3m yet zero proof of that.
if you enjoy chrissy's nonsense, you'll love this: its only missing the sainted mother, and hebrew slave lines. Otherwise, avoid
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Edit: I do wonder what happened to the Australian guy Mumbeles interviewed? If he somewhat recovered or not.
Surprised Chrissy isn’t betting the farm on the Chiefs tonight? Guess he’s too broke and too much of a pussy to show bet slips Before annnnnnd After the games!
But given he lost $2000 betting on the Chiefs and then even more betting Against them in the super bowl, it’s no surprise Squirtstopher is too scared to bet on football tonight!
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Yeah, it looks like he blocked me. I'm not sure if I got in these next 2 comments before the block, but I will post them anyway.
I bet Lions moneyline tonight at +175.
I really hope Chrissy had the other side. Probably did. "Gotta bet on the champs, folks!"
My 2022-23 NFL record was 54-32-2, +25.89 units, betting a flat 1 unit per pick (no unit tricks from me!)
Get at me Chrissy if you want some pointers. That is, once you prove to me that you're supporting yourself as a professional gambler.
We had previously mentioned that we hadn't seen any walk & talk videos from Chrissy since he had been back in Vegas. Shortly after, we see a walk and talk video. We pinpoint his exact location within minutes basically.
We haven't seen any dream house tours from Chrissy since being back in Vegas.
Show off all them toys you've bought bubs you fucking puppet
any update on that defaulted loan.... from that loan shark company ??
I went to Cheetos channel today, for the first time in awhile. Wow, that guy is an absolute SCUMBAG. The Guarantees he makes are outrageous.
Then he pulled a Chrissy and said if you aren't winning, "YOU must be doing something wrong". Yes Folks, YOU are doing some wrong! It has nothing to do with the fact that you are playing a negative expectation game lol.
His YT "Shorts" are off the hook retarded.
Here is one of him standing in his living room, claiming to be at the Bellagio at 2:30 am while holding $3k that he "won". This is NOT a parody video, where he is trying to make a joke. This is him telling a Boldfaced LIE!
What a lying POS Scumbag!
Edit:1$Boxcar, thanks... Updated it.
RMS9: Where can we find your picks, DD? I think I remember you saying you post your picks somewhere in your forum.
He post them on his other site, which is:
www.vegascasinotalk.com
You will see a sub forum: "Sports and Sports Betting". In that thread there are several sports pick threads for various sports.
I posted there for awhile on the other threads regarding gambling as there are several well known Advantage Players who post there. Just be careful, there are a few Storytellers/Dreamers/Trolls. Rob Singer is one and then there is MDAWG.
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