The soon-to-be-estranged-husband Angels, in a last ditch attempt to keep the love of their life Shohei around, are calling up their top pick in this years draft. Yeah the college 1B they drafted 6 weeks ago. Who has played 21 minor league games.

The Angels currently have a 0.8% chance to make the playoffs.

I'm sure this will end well.

Schanuel, the kid getting called up, also has shown (again 21 games so small sample) traits that uh....dont translate well to MLB....at least not deserving of a quick callup. His OBP is higher than his SLG. He has 1 HR in 21 games. All those free passes he's getting in AA ain't happening in MLB.