Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Yeah, the head point is both hilarious and ultra obnoxious. This is a guy who is both stupid aaaaaaand uneducated, strutting around YouTube as if he's a genius with something to teach people.

Chrissy is a walking caricature.

He's a caricature of a dumb person pretending to be smart.

He's a caricature of a ploppy losing gambler pretending to be a winner.

He's a caricature of a roidhead pretending to be healthy and fit.

He's a caricature of a perpetually broke person pretending to be rich.

He's a caricature of a gay man pretending to be straight.



Still amazes me that so many suckers don't see through the obvious act.

By his own admission he is the king of wishful thinking.

[BedWetterBettor]

Forum Wars: Imagine not having a winning formula EVER and refusing to quit. It's why his sheep always end up broke. He only makes money from the sheep's stupid contributions to him. Think about it: at least 40 followers examined by us and no one EVER winning!!!

And whenever you bring up this point to the Bird Brains on YT like Wardisan or SerpenTard, they respond “Well, Hurr hurr some people don’t want to reveal that they’re winning and remain hidden!”

You really can’t get through to these knuckleheads, they swallow up every excuse Chrissy gives like there’s NO WAY he could tell a lie to them! It’s truly remarkable!!

[Forum Wars]

Forum Wars: Imagine not having a winning formula EVER and refusing to quit. It's why his sheep always end up broke. He only makes money from the sheep's stupid contributions to him. Think about it: at least 40 followers examined by us and no one EVER winning!!!

And whenever you bring up this point to the Bird Brains on YT like Wardisan or SerpenTard, they respond “Well, Hurr hurr some people don’t want to reveal that they’re winning and remain hidden!”

You really can’t get through to these knuckleheads, they swallow up every excuse Chrissy gives like there’s NO WAY he could tell a lie to them! It’s truly remarkable!!

Mark me down as one of the ones who finds it fascinating. It's not like he's preaching anything secret to beat the casinos...Martingale/Grand Martingale?!!! LOL. These are long disproven sucker systems. Critical Thinking is not part of a Chrissy "common sense" circle jerk ring. How dumb are the dentist and April if they still give him $$$ every month?!

[Kyle Prescott]

Christopher Mitchell is scamming the dumbest of the dumb bottom of the barrel dummies!

Chrissy of course quit his 90day millionaire challenge & has already quit his idiotic get fit so all his gay porn fans give him money for his azz on only fans gay porn, Stacy wake up you married a Gay Christopher Mitchell

#StretchQueen

[BedWetterBettor]

It just occurred to me that we don’t see the Cat or a cage in the car? Did the bloat get a cat sitter to watch it or did he just leave it without food or fresh litter for a week?

Admittedly, I’m not a cat person nor do I know how cat care works, but I imagine they need to be fed and let out regularly?



He could have also just given it away as he probably doesn’t care enough for the critter to Foster it properly.

If he doesn’t go back to Chicago, he may have to answer to some animal rights groups about the cats whereabouts. And once animal lovers put you on their shit list, you’re social media is pretty much fucked faster than Little Kyle squirts in his cheap K-Mart shirts!

[zealanddonk]

It just occurred to me that we don’t see the Cat or a cage in the car? Did the bloat get a cat sitter to watch it or did he just leave it without food or fresh litter for a week?

Admittedly, I’m not a cat person nor do I know how cat care works, but I imagine they need to be fed and let out regularly?



He could have also just given it away as he probably doesn’t care enough for the critter to Foster it properly.

If he doesn’t go back to Chicago, he may have to answer to some animal rights groups about the cats whereabouts. And once animal lovers put you on their shit list, you’re social media is pretty much fucked faster than Little Kyle squirts in his cheap K-Mart shirts!

Stace probably organised fr its transport (or are there 2 cats?) much like when she had to arrange flights at 3am because poor Chrissy's balls were itchy.

[zealanddonk]

And new post from Chrissy.

Despuite claiming he doesnt play spinny or baacccky very often, he claims he spent a busy day bouncing on cocks and bouncing from casino to casino to casino in Vegas.

Why not just pick one sports book if he was sports betting?



Hilariously, someone asked if he got his day of exercise and good eating in, although pretty sure we know the answer to that.

And ugh ugh: "new" video 5 hrs ago, almost 17 minutes of Red Rock Casino, Chrissy's number 1 resort the strip.

Will review shortly.

[Forum Wars]

Despite burning of tracking cards at the Frisco intervention, and rebuking Satan, Chrissy still realizing Bacc is a hell of a drug.

Enjoy your return to Summerlin.

[zealanddonk]

"Red Rock Casino: The #1 Restort In Las Vegas off the Strip" according to Chrissy.
516 subscribers at time of viewing:
16:52. If its mostly show and tell of his suite and food it wont be nonsense, it just wont be that interesting.

spoiler: This is some footage from last week's trip to the casino, as evidenced by the october tentacle meal and Crhissy's elbow on NVB's head amongst other things

Shows us the lobby, walks around.

1m24 Gets to T-Bones and tells us thats where they'll be having dinner tonight.

1m40 Chrissy tells us its one of his top 5 casinos in US, and top3 in Vegas

2m05 tells us tis awesome for gamblers because it has all the table games (I doubt they have 2-up but whatever, Chrissy's world is very small) and he also mentions thousnads of slots: Dont forget, slots are for greedy suckers, except when his balls are super itchy.

2m25s Chrissy tells us the swimming pool is also one of the best.

2m57 Chrissy almost makes it to the sports book, tells us if we want to copy his bets just sign up to the chums club.

3m19s Crhissy turns off his camera as he gets to the counter remember when he used to claim he could do whatever he wanted when he wanted because he was rich, yeah, no more claiming or doing that

3m40 O no, its a 20 floor building, but he only got a 19th floor suite.
He chosen pool view because he might get lucky.

Chrissy now shows us the suite, which does look quite reasonable, but nothing we havent seen before
5m15s He said the line: Florida Ceiling windows!

6m40 Oddly mChrissy highlights there is a tv in the bathroom so you can watch it while in the jacuzzi: thought he thought tvs were idiot boxes and for idiots?

7m45s Chrissy tries something new and unsurprisingly, its idiotic Hurr hurr this suite is fit for a king, or in my case, fit for a goat hurr hurr
Yeah, no real king is staying in that suite.

Scene change off to T-Bones resturant.

8m32s Chrissy shows off the menu, nothing overly exciting except the main meal prices are expensive.
Despite claiming not to drink, Chrissy treats himself to a Cosmo.

9m 42 be sure to freeze frame, as Chrissy is trying to be positive and tell us how good the food is, except he looks demonically evil.
He has his elbow on NVB's head as well.

10m40s Scene change to poolside.

11m40 Blah blah blah pool is warmest he's ever been in, what would you expect being in the middle of the desert in Summerlin:

This reminds me of how cold Chicago is, and how he was in his shorts there.

11m58 Close up on NVB in the pool, happily ooooking away about something
Chrissy asks NVB if NVB knows that Chrisys loves him (not as much as gambling or stuffing his face with food though)

Non-comittal oooks and pointing away:
Chrissy must be as disappointed in NVB as Chrissy's father is in Chrissy and Andrew.

12m45 After a very brief shot of Stacey at the start and Stacey at the pool, we re back indoors, at the food court.
Chrissy demonstrates he can read, by reading the names of stores in the food court.

13m18s Chrissy now heads to the "biggest and nicest" bingo hall he tinks he's ever seen.
is this Chrissy's new schemes, find chums who play bingo and upsell them on other gambling, or hope to find a widower who finds Chrissy's antics appealing for more than 5 minutes?

Chrissy quickly changes path and goes looking for Aunt Jemima or someone.
He also mentions theres a cinema with 16 screens.

Chrissy decides we need to see a fancy Red Rock bowling alley.

16m20 we get to see stacey again.



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Despite Chrissy going to the sports book, we dont see the tickets, and he doesnt tell us the outcome, despite it being very likely the games were resolved by then.
Reaosnable to assume he lost some or all of his big boy bets.

AS noted before watching and at the start:
"If you like Chrissy's travel videos, then it is partly worth a watch.
There's nothing overly exciting in this, other than the prices at T-Bones though.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folk folks, good news. Old Squirtstopher has gone from Giving up Table games, to Listening to God and ONLY playing sports bets for money annnnnnnnnnnd from taking a road trip with NO AGENDA WHATSOEVER to Flying down to Vegas in his Leased Chevy Tahoe all in less than 6 weeks!

He truly is the Colt Goat of Lying and Going Back on his word. And guess what???

He's got a BRAND NEW, 100% FOOL PROOF WINNING ROULETTE STRATEGY!!! Despite already having one a year ago and then having a better one than that 6 months ago during the last Elite Chums Club meeting where they were tossed out of Rivers Des Plaines faster than Chrissy tossed the salad of his Chaos Men co-star Bryan Ockert!


Stacy makes her brief cameo at 2:34 showing how Chrissy Really makes money in Vegas!



The Minute Man says, his NEW winning stragety TM, is to play Spinny for 5 minutes.... Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yes folks, longer than it takes little Kyle to Squirt his load is all it takes to make $500!!! All you have to do is walk up to ANY roulette table, play for 5 minutes, and make AS MUCH AS YOU CAN in that 5 minutes... LOL!!! It's that simple FOLKS!!!



Of course, if you LOSE in that 5 minutes, you forgot to Rebuke Satan, Had 3 Cocktails, Were Tired, Had a Bunch of Bird Brains watching you or it was the Dealer's fault!!!

Because see "Hurr hurr don't be greedy and Play for say... 15 minutes folks, because that's for Suckers and Cock Suckers who LOSE!" Ya know the same ones who ranked 1427th on CockSuckersGuideDOTcom!

At the 15 minute mark, Queen Kyle regales us with a story how people were in awe of him buying in for 10K. Remember folks, The Bloat ONLY plays Spinny for Fun!?!?! And he won his first two bets, of course through his magical powers and skill set, not at all through random dumb luck! So two girls from Texas ask him what the next spin is going to come up and Chrissy says “Red” and wouldn’t ya know it hits RED and the table rejoices in praise of the almighty Chrissy Prescott!

Of course there’s no video evidence of this, no testimonials from these Texas gals and we all know Documentation beats conversation! So I guess next we’ll hear the story of how Chrissy ran into ANOTHER weeping widow at Bellagio who cries while telling them the tragic tale of how her husband died and Left this face on his computer screen… God’s Honest Truth folks…



Just watched the last few minutes at 1x speed and noticed his speech was rather slurred. I guess he had TWO cocktails and Not 3 this time? THAT must be why he won without showing any chips from Caesars or Bellagio!! Because you know, it's not like anyone could just walk around Vegas and say "Folks, I just won $315, $500, $600, etc." and in NO WAY could be Lying??? Just like a red shirted buffoon said "In the month of February 2020, I made $73,600..."

A couple of cute ladies smile and wave at the camera around the 20 minute mark, but Kyle the Colt Dolt didn't notice or try to get them on camera to appeal to his Non Homosexual audience. He must really be "IN THE ZONE" which is just Gay code for Mike Schulkin's butthole!

So Chrissy racked his little Pea Brain for a week, and the BEST he could come up with for the next scam is "Hurr durr, change it from In & out in 15 minutes... to 5 minutes... Eureka folks!'

Of course if someone else came up with a stragedy of 4 minutes, well that would just be preposterous...

[zealanddonk]

1dollarboxcar: nic job as always.... but now you got another one to do....

Ugh, that nonsense is 22 minutes long.

I'll get to it a little later in the day.

Sadly Chrissy has lost a subscriber since posting it though.

[1dollarboxcar]

another new video.... more work for ZD... lol

about an hour ago as i type this....

3 quick takeaways from this..... back to spinny and playing his bestest ever strategy ever.... yep you guessed it... BOUNCE !! play for only 5 minutes, win 3-5 hundred dollars and bounce to the next casino....

2. lil Ooooker eating pizza... the Skank is hand feeding him the pizza.... stupid ignorant parents.... cut the damn pizza up in little chunks and let the damn kid put his own fingers to mouth to feed himself !! i mean fuck... are they still gonna wipe his ass at 8yrs. old too ??!!!! good grief !!!

3. at about the middle of the video ( if i remember correctly ) shows 18k in cash and says he just cashed in his winning sports bets from yesterday.... only he forgot to show the receipts before cashing in again... LMAO

have fun ZD.... when you can get to it.... )))

oh almost forgot .... he admits to hedging a bet with the green zero and winning LMAO... i'm gonna make a video about that one ... already know which videos i will use... )))

[Phantom Limb]

Loads...of stupidity in this new vid. Also, does Bubs have a black eye?

If he could talk, I'd think maybe he talked back.

[TheRivers]

Logistically speaking…your typical Roulette table at most does one spin per minute…sometimes much less than that. So we’re supposed to believe that he goes up to a table and:

- waits for the dealer to count out 10K
- Plays for 5 minutes (a total of 3-5 spins)
- Wins every single time
- Stands in line and cashes out (sorry….it doesn’t take an hour…ever).

And even if he was doing this…the casinos would go absolute ape shit having to go through all that for someone that is only playing for 5 minutes.

No chance that this is what he is doing. Could he be walking up with a couple of hundreds bucks and then buying more chips if he loses a spin or two? Maybe. But no way would they sit there and count out 10K just for him to play for 5 minutes. That’s a trend that’ll get you kicked out (this trend is not your friend).

[TheRivers]

Chrissy showing off his large dinner bill…..but who were the other two guests? Suckers? Fellow scammers? Video producers from Colt? And for once Bubs not in pajamas. Chrissy wearing his ugliest black heavy shirt even though it was 115 in Vegas today. Stacy still with no wedding ring.

This must have been an important dinner. And an early one at that if they were getting the bill at 3 minutes after 5.

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[zealanddonk]

Chrissy showing off his large dinner bill…..but who were the other two guests? Suckers? Fellow scammers? Video producers from Colt? And for once Bubs not in pajamas. Chrissy wearing his ugliest black heavy shirt even though it was 115 in Vegas today. Stacy still with no wedding ring.

This must have been an important dinner. And an early one at that if they were getting the bill at 3 minutes after 5.

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If I'm reading it right, only 2 steaks, so it suggests a husband and wife team as the invited guests, or Chrissy being the manly man that he is, he ate 2 steaks.

The dessert count sadly does not give us further clues.

[zealanddonk]

Time to take 1 for the team:

"Roulette Strategy: Chrissy makes thousands in Las Vegas"
519 subscribers at time of viewing: we know he lost 1 between the two videos, but he managed to get 4 more.

22m of nonsense that has already has a good prodding already but here we go:

spoiler: NVB has a black eye, Chrissy deserves one, lots of yap yap yap, no evidence of anything, no surprise there


30s Chrissy reveals his new and improved strategy "Hurr hurr only play for 5 minutes hurr hurr "
Imagine chums who used to pay almost $1000 a month for his wisdom, before getting sports picks, used to get gems like this.
Now, we get them for free.
What a time to be alive.

Anyways.

1m04s Claims its 115 degrees.

1m30s In the past Chrissy used to make sure his strategies were just challenging enough to implement that a chum could follow his words exactly, lose and then Chrissy could blame the chum(p).
How does Chrissy manage to do that here, when his advice is so obvious of just plan Spinnnny for 5 mintues and leave?
"After 5 minutes you can go to another spinnny table in the casino OR go to another casino, *rebuke satan twice and go hurr hurr once*"
So natch, whichever choice the chums make, they'll get it wrong and Chrissy has his out.

2m Chrissy claims it goes phenomenally well when going to B&M casinos.
but Chrissy, what do you do when you are in Chicago or elsewhere that only have 1 or 2 casinos close by, do you bounce all the way to Vegas?

2m30 Chrissy walks past a woman selling water and gatorade.
She spoke english so Chrissy decided to keep his mouth shut, if only he did this for the remaining 19 minutes of this nonsense.

3m05 today's story is he mostly plays Spinny when he plays table games and only a little bit of Bacccky but who cares, hes really a sports bettor
How long before God tells him Baccccky is where it is at again?

4m Chrissy is inside Caesars, tells us he is going to scout thm Spinny tables and when he sees one he likes he'll buyin for $10k.

4m20 Chrissy shuts off camera, turns it back on, takes off his glasses and tells us he finished his 5 minute session.
If only he has a tight young twink like Zachy to "witness" this all for him.

No clocks, no evidence, just Chrissy's word.

4m29 Chrissy claims to have won $300 in 5 minutes then strawman's a comment "some people wold say thats not very much"
Remember the good old days when people had the whole day to make their 3% and not be greedy, but ol Chrissy busted that nut in less than 5 minutes.
Chrissy laughs to himself
Chrissy then claims it would have taken 15 horus driving for Uber to make that $300.

Chrissy also claims hes going to be bouncing 10-15 times a day
We all know it isnt as easy as just 5 minutes, this is a cunning plan to be in the casinos for hours at a time.

4m50 Chrissy hits a triple header: claims he is smart, disciplined and not greedy

5m07s Chrissy says hes off to the Caesar's Forum stores to see if they have a "Boss" item for him.
I'm sure if you tried to have an intelligent conversation with Chrissy about World War 2 it would be a complete waste of time other than
"Hollar at ya boi, we done won!!!!!!!"

6m05 Chrissy reveals a flaw in his plan: Theres too many people when he is trying to walk between casinos, hurr hurr
If only he could plan online, and make 5 minute videos of him bouncing there.

6m30 Chrissy moans about slow walkers (given how short his legs are, I'm sure plenty of people can walk faster than him)
He then turns this into 98% of people are slow walkers, and only rich successful people are ever urgent.
Again, Chrissy "planting the seed" that you should take less than 5 minutes to "plant your seed" (hurr hurr).

Chrissy also forgets how often he used to spend in 2mile/hour traffic going to casinos in chicago.

9m19s despite chrissy moaning about slow people and being urgent, he stops to mug for his own camera. LET THAT SINK IN!!!!!

10m9s Chrissy starts rambling this is goat life baby and what a professional gambler does...walk around casinos.
Impressive I know.

To his credit, Chrissy almost never comments on the appearance of women.

10m33s Another camera off, camera on, another claim he spent 5 mintues gambling
This time he claims he made $315 in 5 minutes.
Chrissy forgets to tell us that this would be at least $3,600/hr or just 70 hours to get his magical $250k/month.

10m47 Chrissy mumbles some nonsense that $315 is an odd amount because he tipped out (didnt say how much)
Doesnt Chrissy always place a special dealer bet as a tip, or is that only for Baaaaaacky which he has almost stopped playing because he is probably give away all his profit to the dealers?

11m10 some ramble about how much trouble can you get in, or how challenging can a 5 minute session be?

11m35 Chrissy repeats his claim from earlier video that they do whatever NVB wants to do.
Pretty sure Chrissy wishes he had been an only child growing up and extremely sure NVB will be an only child.

11m45 Chrissy claims the roulette strategy worked out, as it always does.
Does he mean this bounce nonsense is what he usually does at casinos, or does he mean all his strategies are great and they all work out?

11m50 Chrissy repeats his claim he isnt greedy.
Remember when he just wanted $200/day to retire Stacey?

12:05 chrissy claims he can make $1000 in 5 minutes but normally its only $250-500 per 5 minutes.
So, we've "seen" 3 points of data (no clocks, no chips, no bank notes, no evidence, other than what Chrissy has said) but that "proves" he makes between $250 to $500, but can make $1k
Sure buddy sure.

He then compares it to a 9-5 job.

12m20 Chrissy meets the family props at a buffet.
As others have poointed out, they are feeding NVB by hand, rather than chopping up his pizza for him.

12m31 NVB has a black eye initially it looks like bad shadows/lighting but yeah, our hero has either punched himself in the face, or Chrissy loved him a little too hard when NVB oooooooooooooooked instead of saying yes in the previous video.

Despite it beign a buffet, Chrissy has really loaded his plate up with carbs
Guess he needs them for all that exercising he has planned.
Funny he didnt mention that with all the walking he was doing.

13m10 Chrissy with a big stash of money

13m28 Chrissy shows roughly $18k, claims its from betting MLB while spending time with his family props.

13m35s Chrissy goes back to his idiocy that he is an investor and the athletes do the work for him
Chrissy gives that famous cocksucker laugh and claims he's the one that makes the money in that arrangement.
Correct me if I'm wrong but arent most/all MLB contracts in the millions of dollars range, and even after taxes, agent fees and the like, its still more money in a year than Chrissy has ever actually had?

13m59 Saturday night: NVB is restrained in his bed, and Chrissy has the choice of 5 minutes of sex with his wife, or 5 minutes of Spinnnny
You know whcih he chose, hurr hurr.

14m29s Chrissy wearing a red cap, blue tshirt, looking like a rube
Claims he made $500 in less than 5 minutes (still no evidence of this particular claim)

14m35 claims it was 2 pumps, I mean spins and he made $500
So, assumedly he lost the first one, got upset and big boyed his second big boy bet.
Won and then either ran away, or it was such a slow proces he only got 2 in (hurr hurr).

14m53 with his classic lizzard tongue sticking out he claims the 5 minute strategy is life changing.

15m Chrissy now tells us a pointless story that is probably a lie, but he tells it with such conviction it might have been true.
Chrissy repeats he won $500 on 2 spins and was running away when a woman asked if he was leaving.
blah blah blah, whats the next spin, "red is hot", everyone but chrissy bets red, it lands on red, Chrissy leaves like a thief in the night.
We know this story cant be true because Chrissy would hae demanded a tip for giving out the win like this

16m15 Chrissy then strawmans that the woman will stay at the table, play inside numbers, blah blah blah while he'll be bouncing on some more cocks and up thousands for the night.

16m41 another lizard tongue scene, Chrissy now tells us he gambles like a baseball player
He hits singles day after day after day
By sinles does he mean NVB?

19m30 Chrissy rememebrs he should show evidence of this nonsense so has $10600 in aria chips
19m45 Chrissy starts saying "uh" a few times as he tries to figure out how much of a life he can tell
Claims he tipped out $100 because it was so easy.
note: there was no mention of a tip for the 2 spin $500

20m05 despite talking about inside numbers being for losers only 5 minutes ago, Chrissy bet on Green 0 to "hedge" and Green won
Of course $600 is easy to win when you sucker bet a 35-1 and it hits, hurr hurr.

20m40 Chrissy claims if you stay for 45 mintues you'd lose everything
Remember those long stupid videos he made of BOL spinny sessions that had to go longer than an hour because he did fuck most of his bankroll away
HE CAME BACK FROM THOSE
So yet another inconsistency from Chrissy.

21m15s Chrissy starts making excuses for why he didnt play other casinos, or more sessions
Claims the cash out line at the Aria was an hour long [sure sure] and there was no cashier in the high limit room
Claims they dont have a gold platinum noir line like Bellagio for high rollers like Chrissy.

So to confirm, if you make $500 in 5 minutes, your hourly rate is less than $500.
Well done Chrissy, well done as always.

This video is mostly missable but probably worth a watch if you are making a parody.

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: 3 cocktails, a Merlot and 3 Rieslings. Unless Stacy drank 3 Rieslings, I'm thinking the other 2 guests were women. And $731 excluding tip? Do winning gamblers score comps like this at the Bellagio? I can't imagine that he paid for this.

If he only played for 5 minutes at Bellagio like he claims, then they obviously would Not have comped this.
However, Chrissy did mention something about having to pick up a Boss Gift Card in the 5 minute man roulette strategy video, so that would explain NVB’s shirt.

Remember Rick Lee’s radio appearance 3 years ago? When he stated that Chrissy made him and his fiancée pay $300 for dinner when they wanted to “eat something simple”, but Chrissy insisted they eat at a fancy restaurant? I’m betting the same type scenario where he made the other two folks pay their end and he charged it to his Master(bator)Card like he has other high priced meals in the past!

[Phantom Limb]

The "Mitchell's" are living on some income that is not from Chrissy's losing strategies

They have a small child

There were others not on camera at that dinner

I hope they are not allowing some sort of inappropriate access to their child for money. I'm not saying they are but those two are such scum that it would not be a surprise.

Someone call Jim Caviezel...

[donkey]

The others at dinner may have been Million and family. Youuuutube! Yoooootube!