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    Hey, mr. alligator mouth. How’s your hummingbird ass doing? Oh, on tilt I see. Maximum butt hurt. Remission146 is triggggggggeeeeeerrrrrrrddddd!

    Do you guys know that mish was one of those advocating for my biography He even wanted to ghost write it. But when I called off our friendship because of his overbearance arrogance and egotism towards friends, now I’m a “lifetime vagabond….”

    Mish is a gambling writer. Do you know why?
    Those that can….do it.
    Those that can’t write about it.

    But I guess writing about gambling beats his old job as a maid in a flea bag hotel.

    Only far left loons think a centrist is a conservative.

    Now go back to your love affair with pussymarefish. And ask your boss for a 50 cent an hour raise.
    Good morning. Now you're just embarrassing yourself. One more to make it undeniable and then I'm probably done with this.

    MickeyCrimm: "when I called off our friendship because of his overbearance arrogance and egotism towards friends..."

    Also MickeyCrimm: "Maximum butt hurt."

    Dude, these are only one line from each other!

    You care about my overbearing arrogance and egotism towards friends enough to call it off and I care about you, let's see...not the fuck at all. Who's butthurt?

    In fact, I care about you so little I'd still write the biography. Shitty Kerouac would still be an improvement on my usual standards. Besides, you can be a lifetime vagabond and still have an interesting plot for a biography. Why should the two be mutually exclusive?

    Point being, if I think something could be a good book, my friendship (or lack thereof) doesn't change that. Why doesn't it change that? I'll tell you: Because I'm not an emotional weeping little bitch. Like you.
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    I don't know why you think I'd give a fuck what you think about me, so this is just a battle of insults. Besides, you're probably not totally wrong.

    Anyway, I have a busy day today, so I am just going to quickly demonstrate my absolute superiority and see you tomorrow.

    You are a conservative, and yet, you are a wifeless, childless (as far as I know) lifetime vagabond who has contributed nothing to society and has offered nothing of substantial value to this world or any community that you have ever been involved with. The total sum of what you have contributed, if it can even be considered a positive contribution, is gambling information and cool stories of a rebel gambler.

    Basically, your life would be a Kerouac novel if Kerouac sucked and created a main character who never got his reader to ask any of the bigger questions...because the main character sure as hell never did.

    You're the exact example of someone who lives in contravention of the very lifestyle that he promotes as a social good. I want to say that's called a hypocrite, but maybe you know a better word for it.

    In other words, we're at a point where it's just one piece of shit trying to pass judgment on another piece of shit.

    In the red corner, we have an unwed, childless vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of any great value.

    In the gold corner, we have a divorced so-so father of two, wannabe vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of great value.

    Who wins? In this war, neither of us. We're both reprehensible pieces of fucking garbage.

    But, who wins the battle? The smarter and the craftier with words wins the battle. In other words, me. Have a nice remainder of the weekend...try not to die of a heart attack in the meantime, not that anyone would really notice.
    Hey, mr. alligator mouth. How’s your hummingbird ass doing? Oh, on tilt I see. Maximum butt hurt. Remission146 is triggggggggeeeeeerrrrrrrddddd!

    Do you guys know that mish was one of those advocating for my biography He even wanted to ghost write it. But when I called off our friendship because of his overbearance arrogance and egotism towards friends, now I’m a “lifetime vagabond….”

    Mish is a gambling writer. Do you know why?
    Those that can….do it.
    Those that can’t write about it.

    But I guess writing about gambling beats his old job as a maid in a flea bag hotel.

    Only far left loons think a centrist is a conservative.

    Now go back to your love affair with pussymarefish. And ask your boss for a 50 cent an hour raise.

    I'm anything but far left. You're definitely a conservative Mickey. Would like Druff to chime in on this. Hey Druff is Mickey left or right of yourself? Would like you're political expertise on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    Hey, mr. alligator mouth. How’s your hummingbird ass doing? Oh, on tilt I see. Maximum butt hurt. Remission146 is triggggggggeeeeeerrrrrrrddddd!

    Do you guys know that mish was one of those advocating for my biography He even wanted to ghost write it. But when I called off our friendship because of his overbearance arrogance and egotism towards friends, now I’m a “lifetime vagabond….”

    Mish is a gambling writer. Do you know why?
    Those that can….do it.
    Those that can’t write about it.

    But I guess writing about gambling beats his old job as a maid in a flea bag hotel.

    Only far left loons think a centrist is a conservative.

    Now go back to your love affair with pussymarefish. And ask your boss for a 50 cent an hour raise.
    Good morning. Now you're just embarrassing yourself. One more to make it undeniable and then I'm probably done with this.

    MickeyCrimm: "when I called off our friendship because of his overbearance arrogance and egotism towards friends..."

    Also MickeyCrimm: "Maximum butt hurt."

    Dude, these are only one line from each other!

    You care about my overbearing arrogance and egotism towards friends enough to call it off and I care about you, let's see...not the fuck at all. Who's butthurt?

    In fact, I care about you so little I'd still write the biography. Shitty Kerouac would still be an improvement on my usual standards. Besides, you can be a lifetime vagabond and still have an interesting plot for a biography. Why should the two be mutually exclusive?

    Point being, if I think something could be a good book, my friendship (or lack thereof) doesn't change that. Why doesn't it change that? I'll tell you: Because I'm not an emotional weeping little bitch. Like you.
    All you had to do was not talk down to me and there wouldn't be a problem. I'm not your bitch. You're not the first asshole I wrote off because they thought they could push me around.

    If you were to write my biography you would find out that I've worked a hell of a lot harder in my lifetime than you have. Not even close. I'd like to see your skinny ass down in the hold trying to stack 100 pound boxes of crab, or 60 pound boxes of pollack roe....on 12 hours shifts....for 30 days straight. Most guys can't even make it thru the first day.

    Or how about loading/unloading 100 pound form boards at 9500 feet altitude.
    Or walking drywall up 7 flights of stairs.
    Wheeling concrete to bricklayers.
    Stacking cases of water.

    The only thing you're contributing to is getting people to lose their money. Dude, that's highly redeeming work you do. Not!

    BTW, Serial Fail has a crush on you. So pack him up the ass with a steel wool condom.

     
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    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?
    Should everyone in the country do no work? Should everyone be CEO?

    I'm not understanding this point.

    Finding a legal and ethical way to support yourself without working a traditional job is fine, but you can't look down on those who choose to work. Without them, America would be at a standstill and collapse. Same thing with people who serve in the military. It has become a popular lib position to thumb their nose against the white working class and members of the military.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?
    Should everyone in the country do no work? Should everyone be CEO?

    I'm not understanding this point.

    Finding a legal and ethical way to support yourself without working a traditional job is fine, but you can't look down on those who choose to work. Without them, America would be at a standstill and collapse. Same thing with people who serve in the military. It has become a popular lib position to thumb their nose against the white working class and members of the military.

    I'm not looking down on anyone choosing to work, the part that confuses me is why they boast about it like it's a mark of pride. Guys that shout about working 60+ work weeks, making tiktoks about how fucked up their hands look while they eat their lunch and saying shit like "If you worked less than 80 hours this week, lower your tone when you talk to me".

    Nobody on this planet has ever been laying in their death bed, looking up at the ceiling thinking "Man, I wish I had worked a lot more 60+ hour work weeks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Should everyone in the country do no work? Should everyone be CEO?

    I'm not understanding this point.

    Finding a legal and ethical way to support yourself without working a traditional job is fine, but you can't look down on those who choose to work. Without them, America would be at a standstill and collapse. Same thing with people who serve in the military. It has become a popular lib position to thumb their nose against the white working class and members of the military.

    I'm not looking down on anyone choosing to work, the part that confuses me is why they boast about it like it's a mark of pride. Guys that shout about working 60+ work weeks, making tiktoks about how fucked up their hands look while they eat their lunch and saying shit like "If you worked less than 80 hours this week, lower your tone when you talk to me".

    Nobody on this planet has ever been laying in their death bed, looking up at the ceiling thinking "Man, I wish I had worked a lot more 60+ hour work weeks".
    I have respect for hardworking people who contribute to society, even if they are living a workaholic lifestyle I would not choose for myself.

    However, I have zero respect for shit employees who expect their jobs to be protected even though they have a bad attitude and/or are incompetent.

    People have asked me, "Druff, how can you live with yourself getting low level employees fired?"

    I respond, "Because they were terrible, and were replaced by good employees who were previously unemployed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Should everyone in the country do no work? Should everyone be CEO?

    I'm not understanding this point.

    Finding a legal and ethical way to support yourself without working a traditional job is fine, but you can't look down on those who choose to work. Without them, America would be at a standstill and collapse. Same thing with people who serve in the military. It has become a popular lib position to thumb their nose against the white working class and members of the military.

    I'm not looking down on anyone choosing to work, the part that confuses me is why they boast about it like it's a mark of pride. Guys that shout about working 60+ work weeks, making tiktoks about how fucked up their hands look while they eat their lunch and saying shit like "If you worked less than 80 hours this week, lower your tone when you talk to me".

    Nobody on this planet has ever been laying in their death bed, looking up at the ceiling thinking "Man, I wish I had worked a lot more 60+ hour work weeks".
    This has got to be a Chinese class warfare algorithm curated for ‘Merica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Should everyone in the country do no work? Should everyone be CEO?

    I'm not understanding this point.

    Finding a legal and ethical way to support yourself without working a traditional job is fine, but you can't look down on those who choose to work. Without them, America would be at a standstill and collapse. Same thing with people who serve in the military. It has become a popular lib position to thumb their nose against the white working class and members of the military.

    I'm not looking down on anyone choosing to work, the part that confuses me is why they boast about it like it's a mark of pride. Guys that shout about working 60+ work weeks, making tiktoks about how fucked up their hands look while they eat their lunch and saying shit like "If you worked less than 80 hours this week, lower your tone when you talk to me".

    Nobody on this planet has ever been laying in their death bed, looking up at the ceiling thinking "Man, I wish I had worked a lot more 60+ hour work weeks".
    You're referencing this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    I have respect for hardworking people who contribute to society, even if they are living a workaholic lifestyle I would not choose for myself.

    However, I have zero respect for shit employees who expect their jobs to be protected even though they have a bad attitude and/or are incompetent.

    People have asked me, "Druff, how can you live with yourself getting low level employees fired?"

    I respond, "Because they were terrible, and were replaced by good employees who were previously unemployed."
    Was a union electrician/robot operator for 10 years at NZ's largest company from 22 until recently

    Worked 140 days a year for 80k USD + 60hr for OT so close to 95k for some of those years but of course averaging extra hours but never over 50ish though (Fuck that) Yeah I know Joe pretty poor. My mortgage free place increased 190k in value in the last 3 years somehow in shit hole New Zealand so I'm alright

    Was 12 hour shifts 4 days on 4 days off with 10-12 weeks paid annual leave working either flat out 8 or 9 of the hours and time went fast or 2 hours of work total and it dragged while dicking around on the internet and talking shit while everything wasn't fucking up. PLC programming aspect was enjoyable.

    Half the people were good and half were terrible at their jobs middle aged faggots that I was supervising often at half their age with barely any staff turnover so forced to suffer their constant failures. I wish a republican Jew with some demand for productivity and standards could have come in and cleared out the trash.

    We actually had literal hasidic outfit Rabbi's there sticking kosher labels on products some days of production runs in the departments I worked in. Every single one a smug and irritating asshole I treated with contempt. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?
    I worked to enrich dairy farmers for decent pay and fuck all effort mostly. Blue collar for blue collar ownership and some corporate fags sucking the teets too

    Fonterra Co-operative Group Limited is a New Zealand multinational publicly traded dairy co-operative owned by around 9,000 New Zealand farmers. The company is responsible for approximately 30% of the world's dairy exports and with revenue exceeding NZ $22 billion making it New Zealand's largest company
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    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post
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    I'm not looking down on anyone choosing to work, the part that confuses me is why they boast about it like it's a mark of pride. Guys that shout about working 60+ work weeks, making tiktoks about how fucked up their hands look while they eat their lunch and saying shit like "If you worked less than 80 hours this week, lower your tone when you talk to me".

    Nobody on this planet has ever been laying in their death bed, looking up at the ceiling thinking "Man, I wish I had worked a lot more 60+ hour work weeks".
    You're referencing this?

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    Did guys that look like this bully you in high school?

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by OK2 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post


    I'm not looking down on anyone choosing to work, the part that confuses me is why they boast about it like it's a mark of pride. Guys that shout about working 60+ work weeks, making tiktoks about how fucked up their hands look while they eat their lunch and saying shit like "If you worked less than 80 hours this week, lower your tone when you talk to me".

    Nobody on this planet has ever been laying in their death bed, looking up at the ceiling thinking "Man, I wish I had worked a lot more 60+ hour work weeks".
    You're referencing this?

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    Did guys that look like this bully you in high school?

    LOL

    Future Canadian
    Look this tiktok ass wipe up and write your own country song.

    tiktok is aids

     
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    tiktok for san, it's biggest fan.

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    why hard hat harold is out on the street is a classic American story though.

    it kind of circles back to the OP when you think about it.

    What triggered my curiosity was a hard hat talking about 100 hours a week. No Union would allow that.

    So he’s non union and something’s not right. Kid killed his girlfriend while DUI. I stopped there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?
    They don't call you Serial Fail for nothing. Mission146 ignorantly told me I was a "lifetime vagabond that never contributed to society" in post 72 of this thread. The problem with that was I knew damn well I had worked harder in my life than he ever did. My telling of some of the tough jobs I've done in my life was in response to his ignorant opinion. He's a candy ass with air conditioned sinuses.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    All you had to do was not talk down to me and there wouldn't be a problem. I'm not your bitch. You're not the first asshole I wrote off because they thought they could push me around.

    If you were to write my biography you would find out that I've worked a hell of a lot harder in my lifetime than you have. Not even close. I'd like to see your skinny ass down in the hold trying to stack 100 pound boxes of crab, or 60 pound boxes of pollack roe....on 12 hours shifts....for 30 days straight. Most guys can't even make it thru the first day.

    Or how about loading/unloading 100 pound form boards at 9500 feet altitude.
    Or walking drywall up 7 flights of stairs.
    Wheeling concrete to bricklayers.
    Stacking cases of water.

    The only thing you're contributing to is getting people to lose their money. Dude, that's highly redeeming work you do. Not!

    BTW, Serial Fail has a crush on you. So pack him up the ass with a steel wool condom.
    We would like to thank you for submitting your resume to Mission Industries, Inc.; unfortunately, while your manual labor experience in the 1930's is quite extensive, we have no positions available for someone of your skill set at this time. Please keep in mind that we retain all resumes for a period of no fewer than ninety days, but beyond that, we welcome you to apply for any future position that you feel you may be suited for.

    Mickey, I'm the last guy who is going to knock manual labor, but the truth is, very few people (probably not anyone) do manual labor because they want to. Carpentry and plumbing, sure. Nobody is carrying 100 pound bags from Point A to Point B because it's what they always dreamed of doing as a kid.

    Besides, you're calling me a, 'Maid,' and knocking me for being the manager of the sort of hotels that you'd have been staying in while you were busy drifting from place to place. Probably close to your top end (casino comped rooms aside), but basically.

    Let me think about this, because I've done both---for roughly the same amount of money, do I want to be working in a distribution center, in a room either 30 degrees or sub-zero (depending on if I was in frozen that day) putting heavy boxes on a pallet, or do I want to be sitting in my office, sipping scotch, dicking off on the computer and coming out to rent rooms every now and then?

    Choices, choices.

    Sixty pounds is nothing. "My skinny ass," dude, I'm 6'3" and safely over 200. I'm not offended; you're just factually wrong.

    When I have ever bragged about gambling and/or writing about gambling? When have I ever praised myself for doing what I do? Show it to me. Not one time.

    Why not?

    Because unlike you, and unlike most social conservatives, I don't have a completely unjustified sense of self-worth.

    Yeah, you worked manual labor jobs...so have I. Very good. Very necessary. I'll never knock a person for working. But, let's not sit here and pretend that you did it despite an easier job being available to you for the same amount of money. People whose formal education stopped at ninth grade usually don't get office gigs.

    Finally, why do you keep bringing this up? You feel like I spoke to you in a condescending tone, and thereby, don't want to be friends with me.

    It's cool. Firstly, I don't care at all. Secondly, there's no law that says you have to be friends with me.

    What I find baffling is that it took you over a decade to notice that I speak to everyone in a condescending tone when I'm feeling argumentative.

    If you take things personally, that honestly doesn't sound like my fucking problem. I have enough problems on my own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?
    Should everyone in the country do no work? Should everyone be CEO?

    I'm not understanding this point.

    Finding a legal and ethical way to support yourself without working a traditional job is fine, but you can't look down on those who choose to work. Without them, America would be at a standstill and collapse. Same thing with people who serve in the military. It has become a popular lib position to thumb their nose against the white working class and members of the military.
    I agree with the sentiment, but there is a state of affairs that exists between demeaning it and boasting about it as if you wouldn't be doing something easier were something easier available to you at equivalent earnings.
    Don't Tread on Anyone, mothafucka!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    All you had to do was not talk down to me and there wouldn't be a problem. I'm not your bitch. You're not the first asshole I wrote off because they thought they could push me around.

    If you were to write my biography you would find out that I've worked a hell of a lot harder in my lifetime than you have. Not even close. I'd like to see your skinny ass down in the hold trying to stack 100 pound boxes of crab, or 60 pound boxes of pollack roe....on 12 hours shifts....for 30 days straight. Most guys can't even make it thru the first day.

    Or how about loading/unloading 100 pound form boards at 9500 feet altitude.
    Or walking drywall up 7 flights of stairs.
    Wheeling concrete to bricklayers.
    Stacking cases of water.

    The only thing you're contributing to is getting people to lose their money. Dude, that's highly redeeming work you do. Not!

    BTW, Serial Fail has a crush on you. So pack him up the ass with a steel wool condom.
    We would like to thank you for submitting your resume to Mission Industries, Inc.; unfortunately, while your manual labor experience in the 1930's is quite extensive, we have no positions available for someone of your skill set at this time. Please keep in mind that we retain all resumes for a period of no fewer than ninety days, but beyond that, we welcome you to apply for any future position that you feel you may be suited for.

    Mickey, I'm the last guy who is going to knock manual labor, but the truth is, very few people (probably not anyone) do manual labor because they want to. Carpentry and plumbing, sure. Nobody is carrying 100 pound bags from Point A to Point B because it's what they always dreamed of doing as a kid.

    Besides, you're calling me a, 'Maid,' and knocking me for being the manager of the sort of hotels that you'd have been staying in while you were busy drifting from place to place. Probably close to your top end (casino comped rooms aside), but basically.

    Let me think about this, because I've done both---for roughly the same amount of money, do I want to be working in a distribution center, in a room either 30 degrees or sub-zero (depending on if I was in frozen that day) putting heavy boxes on a pallet, or do I want to be sitting in my office, sipping scotch, dicking off on the computer and coming out to rent rooms every now and then?

    Choices, choices.

    Sixty pounds is nothing. "My skinny ass," dude, I'm 6'3" and safely over 200. I'm not offended; you're just factually wrong.

    When I have ever bragged about gambling and/or writing about gambling? When have I ever praised myself for doing what I do? Show it to me. Not one time.

    Why not?

    Because unlike you, and unlike most social conservatives, I don't have a completely unjustified sense of self-worth.

    Yeah, you worked manual labor jobs...so have I. Very good. Very necessary. I'll never knock a person for working. But, let's not sit here and pretend that you did it despite an easier job being available to you for the same amount of money. People whose formal education stopped at ninth grade usually don't get office gigs.

    Finally, why do you keep bringing this up? You feel like I spoke to you in a condescending tone, and thereby, don't want to be friends with me.

    It's cool. Firstly, I don't care at all. Secondly, there's no law that says you have to be friends with me.

    What I find baffling is that it took you over a decade to notice that I speak to everyone in a condescending tone when I'm feeling argumentative.

    If you take things personally, that honestly doesn't sound like my fucking problem. I have enough problems on my own.
    You just don't get it. Your insistence that I see things your way is what led to all this. That's an attempted psychological manipulation that I won't tolerate. I see things my way. You see things your way, but you also insist that I must change my mind and see things your way or else I'm stupid. That dog won't hunt.

    So this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to put you on ignore on all the forums. I'll check back and read a few of your posts in six months. If you haven't cleaned up your act you stay on ignore. See you in January.
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    Why the fuck are blue collar dudes so obsessed with bragging about how hard they've worked, and how many days and hours they've pissed away in their life, all just to make some suit in an office a shit ton of money?
    They don't call you Serial Fail for nothing. Mission146 ignorantly told me I was a "lifetime vagabond that never contributed to society" in post 72 of this thread. The problem with that was I knew damn well I had worked harder in my life than he ever did. My telling of some of the tough jobs I've done in my life was in response to his ignorant opinion. He's a candy ass with air conditioned sinuses.

    Spending your life working unlimited OT at shitty jobs isn't contributing to society.

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