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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Honestly really dissapointed that this guy wrote a song called “try that in a small town” and he never worked in the lyric “we’ll burn your house down” or “none of the people here are brown”.
    Aldean didn't write the song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Let’s take turns improving as people by admitting our faults, Mick.

    I admit to being a mental case.

    Now, it’s your turn to admit both to being wrong and also on using what few brain cells you managed to not drown in liquor exclusively for gambling information, because I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen you be right on anything else.

    And, I’m also an alcoholic, so I can take that shot.

    Maybe the song should be called, “Try That in a Minor City.” A bit wordy.
    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Let’s take turns improving as people by admitting our faults, Mick.

    I admit to being a mental case.

    Now, it’s your turn to admit both to being wrong and also on using what few brain cells you managed to not drown in liquor exclusively for gambling information, because I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen you be right on anything else.

    And, I’m also an alcoholic, so I can take that shot.

    Maybe the song should be called, “Try That in a Minor City.” A bit wordy.
    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
    Admittedly, when in a scooter, its kind of impossible to insert your head into your anus.

    Should eat at Arbys tho.

     
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    From Best Actor Oscar winning film Training day's soundtrack. Track shits on this country pop bullshit but it's hilarious what's acceptable and what isn't (literally children singing a chorus about threatening police with gun violence)



    A full moon make my blood curl
    Got me stuck in opposition in the underworld
    Savage beasts, like wolves when we roamin these streets
    And work for least, fuck peace, go to war with police
    Some call priest, there's a demon in ya hood schemin
    Catch me out the six leanin, with the nine steamin
    Aimed at your BM
    The sound of the Glock sound like riots in Watts
    I point a Ruger at'cha crew and give you somethin to watch
    D.T.'s, Feds, and NARCS, exchanging shots
    In broad day until the first one lay when he pop

    [Chorus: Krumb Snatcha & children]
    Y'all police best be ready!
    If you tired of seein niggas gettin beat in the street
    Y'all police best be ready!
    For all my hungry ass thugs that be tryin to eat
    Y'all police best be ready!
    All my people in the ghetto, get up off of your feet
    And let the wolves out! (Unh)
    And let the wolves out! (What!)
    And let the wolves out! (Unh)
    Let the wolves out!
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    Snoop Dog called Johnny Cash a "real american gansta" for songs like this:


    This song was one of his last hits on MTV before he died. It's a true story about tying a girl to a chair and shooting the fuck out of her:
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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Admittedly, when in a scooter, its kind of impossible to insert your head into your anus.
    LOL! I do more walking than you do. But what kind of mentally disabled lowlife maligns people for physical disabilities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    (^ isn't true)

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    don’t know/care if the Blake Shelton thing is true or not

    I do know that there is nothing about that song that is ‘racist’ in the least

    and I also know that this country is a fucking wreck and the far leftist democrat cabal shoulders all the blame for it’s rapid decline

    I keep forgetting that Sloppy Joe lives in Portland (arguably the biggest liberal shithole in the country) so civil unrest, rioting, and eroding morals are celebrated

    nothing about Jason Aldeans song is inaccurate, but leftist scum and the MSM predictably cry ‘racism’

    liberals are America hating TRASH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    don’t know/care if the Blake Shelton thing is true or not

    I do know that there is nothing about that song that is ‘racist’ in the least

    and I also know that this country is a fucking wreck and the far leftist democrat cabal shoulders all the blame for it’s rapid decline

    I keep forgetting that Sloppy Joe lives in Portland (arguably the biggest liberal shithole in the country) so civil unrest, rioting, and eroding morals are celebrated

    nothing about Jason Aldeans song is inaccurate, but leftist scum and the MSM predictably cry ‘racism’

    liberals are America hating TRASH
    You are doing the Mickey thing with conflating the words "liberal" and "leftist" and they are really polar opposites.

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    I don’t really care for labels in the first place, but you get the general idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Let’s take turns improving as people by admitting our faults, Mick.

    I admit to being a mental case.

    Now, it’s your turn to admit both to being wrong and also on using what few brain cells you managed to not drown in liquor exclusively for gambling information, because I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen you be right on anything else.

    And, I’m also an alcoholic, so I can take that shot.

    Maybe the song should be called, “Try That in a Minor City.” A bit wordy.
    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
    I don't know why you think I'd give a fuck what you think about me, so this is just a battle of insults. Besides, you're probably not totally wrong.

    Anyway, I have a busy day today, so I am just going to quickly demonstrate my absolute superiority and see you tomorrow.

    You are a conservative, and yet, you are a wifeless, childless (as far as I know) lifetime vagabond who has contributed nothing to society and has offered nothing of substantial value to this world or any community that you have ever been involved with. The total sum of what you have contributed, if it can even be considered a positive contribution, is gambling information and cool stories of a rebel gambler.

    Basically, your life would be a Kerouac novel if Kerouac sucked and created a main character who never got his reader to ask any of the bigger questions...because the main character sure as hell never did.

    You're the exact example of someone who lives in contravention of the very lifestyle that he promotes as a social good. I want to say that's called a hypocrite, but maybe you know a better word for it.

    In other words, we're at a point where it's just one piece of shit trying to pass judgment on another piece of shit.

    In the red corner, we have an unwed, childless vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of any great value.

    In the gold corner, we have a divorced so-so father of two, wannabe vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of great value.

    Who wins? In this war, neither of us. We're both reprehensible pieces of fucking garbage.

    But, who wins the battle? The smarter and the craftier with words wins the battle. In other words, me. Have a nice remainder of the weekend...try not to die of a heart attack in the meantime, not that anyone would really notice.

     
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    OK2,

    Get off my dick you stupid fucking Kiwi. The last thing I remember your shit hole glorified island contributing, of any relevance to us, was Flight of the Conchords. To be fair, they are pretty funny.

    Splitthis,

    Similar to OK2, get off my dick. You're not even of enough interest to me to be worth insulting. At least Crimm knows about gambling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
    I don't know why you think I'd give a fuck what you think about me, so this is just a battle of insults. Besides, you're probably not totally wrong.

    Anyway, I have a busy day today, so I am just going to quickly demonstrate my absolute superiority and see you tomorrow.

    You are a conservative, and yet, you are a wifeless, childless (as far as I know) lifetime vagabond who has contributed nothing to society and has offered nothing of substantial value to this world or any community that you have ever been involved with. The total sum of what you have contributed, if it can even be considered a positive contribution, is gambling information and cool stories of a rebel gambler.

    Basically, your life would be a Kerouac novel if Kerouac sucked and created a main character who never got his reader to ask any of the bigger questions...because the main character sure as hell never did.

    You're the exact example of someone who lives in contravention of the very lifestyle that he promotes as a social good. I want to say that's called a hypocrite, but maybe you know a better word for it.

    In other words, we're at a point where it's just one piece of shit trying to pass judgment on another piece of shit.

    In the red corner, we have an unwed, childless vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of any great value.

    In the gold corner, we have a divorced so-so father of two, wannabe vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of great value.

    Who wins? In this war, neither of us. We're both reprehensible pieces of fucking garbage.

    But, who wins the battle? The smarter and the craftier with words wins the battle. In other words, me. Have a nice remainder of the weekend...try not to die of a heart attack in the meantime, not that anyone would really notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Quick Responses:

    OK2,

    Get off my dick you stupid fucking Kiwi. The last thing I remember your shit hole glorified island contributing, of any relevance to us, was Flight of the Conchords. To be fair, they are pretty funny.

    Splitthis,

    Similar to OK2, get off my dick. You're not even of enough interest to me to be worth insulting. At least Crimm knows about gambling.


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    Also, you say that I am a faggot and then spend a lot of posts trying to get my attention.

    I'm not saying; I'm just saying. That's a little suspect.
    PFA's Council of Cuckoldry (garrett and I) have evaluated this spat and it has been concluded that ok25 is right, you're being a huge fag here.

    Best to simmer down a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
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    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
    I don't know why you think I'd give a fuck what you think about me, so this is just a battle of insults. Besides, you're probably not totally wrong.

    Anyway, I have a busy day today, so I am just going to quickly demonstrate my absolute superiority and see you tomorrow.

    You are a conservative, and yet, you are a wifeless, childless (as far as I know) lifetime vagabond who has contributed nothing to society and has offered nothing of substantial value to this world or any community that you have ever been involved with. The total sum of what you have contributed, if it can even be considered a positive contribution, is gambling information and cool stories of a rebel gambler.

    Basically, your life would be a Kerouac novel if Kerouac sucked and created a main character who never got his reader to ask any of the bigger questions...because the main character sure as hell never did.

    You're the exact example of someone who lives in contravention of the very lifestyle that he promotes as a social good. I want to say that's called a hypocrite, but maybe you know a better word for it.

    In other words, we're at a point where it's just one piece of shit trying to pass judgment on another piece of shit.

    In the red corner, we have an unwed, childless vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of any great value.

    In the gold corner, we have a divorced so-so father of two, wannabe vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of great value.

    Who wins? In this war, neither of us. We're both reprehensible pieces of fucking garbage.

    But, who wins the battle? The smarter and the craftier with words wins the battle. In other words, me. Have a nice remainder of the weekend...try not to die of a heart attack in the meantime, not that anyone would really notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I don’t really care for labels in the first place, but you get the general idea
    You don't like being labeled perhaps, but ffs tyde, most of your content includes labeling others.

    Must be a blind spot.

    Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I don’t really care for labels in the first place, but you get the general idea
    You don't like being labeled perhaps, but ffs tyde, most of your content includes labeling others.

    Must be a blind spot.

    Cheers.

    its difficult to encapsulate ‘liberals’ into a more comprehensive description without typing 500 words, so in that case I plead guilty

    I will say however than the vast majority of the content I post is free of generalizations for the most part

    except when it concerns limitles who I feel very comfortable labeling a ‘useless angry drunk’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
    I don't know why you think I'd give a fuck what you think about me, so this is just a battle of insults. Besides, you're probably not totally wrong.

    Anyway, I have a busy day today, so I am just going to quickly demonstrate my absolute superiority and see you tomorrow.

    You are a conservative, and yet, you are a wifeless, childless (as far as I know) lifetime vagabond who has contributed nothing to society and has offered nothing of substantial value to this world or any community that you have ever been involved with. The total sum of what you have contributed, if it can even be considered a positive contribution, is gambling information and cool stories of a rebel gambler.

    Basically, your life would be a Kerouac novel if Kerouac sucked and created a main character who never got his reader to ask any of the bigger questions...because the main character sure as hell never did.

    You're the exact example of someone who lives in contravention of the very lifestyle that he promotes as a social good. I want to say that's called a hypocrite, but maybe you know a better word for it.

    In other words, we're at a point where it's just one piece of shit trying to pass judgment on another piece of shit.

    In the red corner, we have an unwed, childless vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of any great value.

    In the gold corner, we have a divorced so-so father of two, wannabe vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of great value.

    Who wins? In this war, neither of us. We're both reprehensible pieces of fucking garbage.

    But, who wins the battle? The smarter and the craftier with words wins the battle. In other words, me. Have a nice remainder of the weekend...try not to die of a heart attack in the meantime, not that anyone would really notice.
    This is a bit harsh. Private Crimm has done some vital work with the good people at ancestry .com and will tell you the exact coordinates of Doyle Brunson’s grave for a shot of Jack. Someone somewhere will find value in that, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    LOL! You're so stupid that you think you are smart. Get a clue. You're just another PFA asshole with arrogant, and ignorant, opinions based in bullshit. I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
    I don't know why you think I'd give a fuck what you think about me, so this is just a battle of insults. Besides, you're probably not totally wrong.

    Anyway, I have a busy day today, so I am just going to quickly demonstrate my absolute superiority and see you tomorrow.

    You are a conservative, and yet, you are a wifeless, childless (as far as I know) lifetime vagabond who has contributed nothing to society and has offered nothing of substantial value to this world or any community that you have ever been involved with. The total sum of what you have contributed, if it can even be considered a positive contribution, is gambling information and cool stories of a rebel gambler.

    Basically, your life would be a Kerouac novel if Kerouac sucked and created a main character who never got his reader to ask any of the bigger questions...because the main character sure as hell never did.

    You're the exact example of someone who lives in contravention of the very lifestyle that he promotes as a social good. I want to say that's called a hypocrite, but maybe you know a better word for it.

    In other words, we're at a point where it's just one piece of shit trying to pass judgment on another piece of shit.

    In the red corner, we have an unwed, childless vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of any great value.

    In the gold corner, we have a divorced so-so father of two, wannabe vagabond alcoholic who has never done anything of great value.

    Who wins? In this war, neither of us. We're both reprehensible pieces of fucking garbage.

    But, who wins the battle? The smarter and the craftier with words wins the battle. In other words, me. Have a nice remainder of the weekend...try not to die of a heart attack in the meantime, not that anyone would really notice.
    Hey, mr. alligator mouth. How’s your hummingbird ass doing? Oh, on tilt I see. Maximum butt hurt. Remission146 is triggggggggeeeeeerrrrrrrddddd!

    Do you guys know that mish was one of those advocating for my biography He even wanted to ghost write it. But when I called off our friendship because of his overbearance arrogance and egotism towards friends, now I’m a “lifetime vagabond….”

    Mish is a gambling writer. Do you know why?
    Those that can….do it.
    Those that can’t write about it.

    But I guess writing about gambling beats his old job as a maid in a flea bag hotel.

    Only far left loons think a centrist is a conservative.

    Now go back to your love affair with pussymarefish. And ask your boss for a 50 cent an hour raise.

     
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