*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

@starbucks

livin’ la vida djoka

Too tired to list reasons but the overarching theme is experience on grass. I know Alcaraz was close to beating Joker before he cramped up but that was still going 5 and that wasn’t Wimbledon grass.

First Djokovic takes your body then your soul.

I refuse to pay retail though. The first couple of dropped points by Novak I’m gonna pound live.


Got this foreboding like there is gonna a hanging at dawn - mine. My tennis confidence is shook.

Agree. Carlitos is a prodigy but Djokovic hasn’t been beaten on centre court in 10 years. 45 matches in a row and even that was only because he was tired after a 5 setter in 2013 semi final vs Del Potro before the Murray final.

That said I will be rooting for Alcaraz. No more bets though lol!

I have a “live Wimbledon profit boost” +50% on DraftKings for $25 so I have to at least bet that. Beyond that it’s just the right play.

But yeah, EVERYONE is cheering Alcaraz - including me.

I’m had been doing great in baseball and I took a loss on Wimbledon. If I only sat out

[OK2]

The line on that rugby match is now +7.5 and +180 ML for South Africa

Still the side to take

Apologies if anyone took this. They came back after getting blown out early but absolute garbage pick

[Sanlmar]

There is a dedicated match thread @spunk

[JeffDime]

Every week - If Scottie can somehow not completely shit the bed on the greens he will win. Every week - He shit the bed on the greens…another Top 5.

Well this week will be his second in a row on Links greens and I’m banking this will be the week he can roll some in. You want 9-1 …you can ride with Dime, but you must bet him on Bet MGM tonight. I think he will probably settle around 8 and Rory 7. But I think the best you will get is 9 tonight.

Linn Grant won this week at 25-1. Timing is everything. You feel like you’re chasing your losses sometimes when you keep sending it in on the same horse. But I’ve learned sometimes that’s what you have to do. Even if you don’t love that horse that particular week…You will never see a price like 25-1 again. I had her but an embarrassingly small amount.

Anyways, Scottie to not shit the bed this week. Right now on Bet MGM at 9-1.

I’d be very surprised to see this price tommorow.



GL

[JeffDime]

Every week - If Scottie can somehow not completely shit the bed on the greens he will win. Every week - He shit the bed on the greens…another Top 5.

Well this week will be his second in a row on Links greens and I’m banking this will be the week he can roll some in. You want 9-1 …you can ride with Dime, but you must bet him on Bet MGM tonight. think he will probably settle around 8 and Rory 7.

Useless and not a terribly difficult talent. Maybe talent is too strong a word.

[Sanlmar]

Someday Druff all this will all be yours

Me and Bellinger… I know, right?


In the past you’ve relied on me for Dodgers analysis. Let’s turn the tables. Handicap this game for me. Dodgers E Sheehan +100 v O’s Grayson Rodriguez -120. 20 cent legal betting lines are puke

MLB thinks so little of Sheeran they don’t even have a stock photo in the MLB app.



I honestly lean Dodgers +100 - this is one of the craziest handicaps this year.


Giants at that little bandbox in Cinci with potential T-showers and Elly. Reds so public and I’m actually thinking Reds +1.5. I may have suffered some kind psychotic break from Wimbledon.

Bellinger, Dodgers, Reds. I am self aware. I need help

You owe me bro. TIA

Condolences on Kershaw btw

[Sanlmar]

That Dodgers game has got to be lineup related but why after the All Star break?

sports wagering is fun on rare occasions

[Sanlmar]

Dodgers closer Capt Philips’s ain’t gonna be avail.

Orioles -115

[JeffDime]

Barracuda is pretty wide open. But Taylor Pendrith is striping it. 5 points for eagles... 20-1 is more than a fair price. Played well last week. Guys know this is a great chance to get their status taken care of for a while. I wouldn't expect a mail in.

[Daly]

Every week - If Scottie can somehow not completely shit the bed on the greens he will win. Every week - He shit the bed on the greens…another Top 5.

Well this week will be his second in a row on Links greens and I’m banking this will be the week he can roll some in. You want 9-1 …you can ride with Dime, but you must bet him on Bet MGM tonight. think he will probably settle around 8 and Rory 7.

Useless and not a terribly difficult talent. Maybe talent is too strong a word.

Going obvious second tier. Hovland and Lowry. Take some backup scotty

[lol wow]

officially buried after that orioles game

[Sanlmar]

officially buried after that orioles game

real test of our faith in the process. stay with me wow.

druff would rather discuss Reds prospects - for good reason.

[lol wow]

bro its not good sal

[lol wow]

like im officially listening to vanessa carlton at this point

[Daly]

Little late cracking the books on NCAAF this year.

Seems like the public is on the under but put me down for over 8.5 ND wins.

If there are four losses on the Penn St schedule I dont see them. Over 9.5.

[lol wow]

daly this is not the time

[Sanlmar]

like im officially listening to vanessa carlton at this point

I’m officially listening to Suzyn Waldman

[lol wow]

we both have full insurance right let me know when were crashing into each other

[Sanlmar]

we both have full insurance right let me know when were crashing into each other

Oh, I’m fully insured son





Wanna swap paperwork?

bum fight between bullpens (Yankees pen was spent coming into tonight)


Still salty Doyers …. social injustice

[lol wow]

halos have to win this but also i hate you