Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

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https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...yGoat51/videos

[Dan Druff]

I thought it was Chrissy who insisted upon anal.

[Phantom Limb]

We're so inside his fat head that he's crowing about betting an underdog and winning.

Goat Life seems like it kinda sucks a lot

[zealanddonk]

Unfortunately Chrissy has decided to grace us with a 50 minute video called "Gambling addiction: Chrissy shares his story".

I'm guessing we'll get the sainted mother, devil father, steroid brother full version of nonsense.

Given he brags about being at the casino nearly every day I also cant see this notjust being total nonsense.

Anyways I'm going to write it up in Notepad and then copy/paste it here a bit later.

Even at 2x speed its going to take awhile.


Minor spoiler: at the 2m45s he claims he was in network marking for _15 years_
Claims it was ACN and they offered "essential services".

[TheRivers]

How is it possible that on an 85 degree day in Chicago Chrissy is still walking around with a heavy horror on? Can you say…cold-blooded?

[1dollarboxcar]

Unfortunately Chrissy has decided to grace us with a 50 minute video called "Gambling addiction: Chrissy shares his story".

I'm guessing we'll get the sainted mother, devil father, steroid brother full version of nonsense.

Given he brags about being at the casino nearly every day I also cant see this notjust being total nonsense.

Anyways I'm going to write it up in Notepad and then copy/paste it here a bit later.

Even at 2x speed its going to take awhile.


Minor spoiler: at the 2m45s he claims he was in network marking for _15 years_
Claims it was ACN and they offered "essential services".

some how he totally left out the part where he was a dead beat broke Uber Driver... ?? went from MLM to casino " guru ".... all fuckin lies ... all the stories are made up.... i am convinced he was never even an Uber Driver...!! can't wait for your editorial ... !! )

[Forum Wars]

Minor spoiler: at the 2m45s he claims he was in network marking for _15 years_
Claims it was ACN and they offered "essential services".

From my own recollection (maybe someone can produce the docs) he was making well over 1k per month with ACN. Then he and his wife had the bright idea to openly target and go after Brian Meier (Stacy's first husband).

This caused Brian to reveal a litany of revelations about gay porn being watched by Chrissy in front of minors, as well as several other unsavory items coming out about Chrissy. Somewhere shortly thereafter Chrissy claimed he was on fumes with ACN...about $200 or so per month in residuals, all because of these revelations causing almost everyone to quit his downstream (sound familiar?). It was a damn shit show that he and his wife were directly responsible for.

Failure.

[TheRivers]

Still maintaining that they lost their home when he turned to gambling…even though there is video proof he was in the same apartment in 2018 as well as early 2020. Also claims they sold both their cars and all of Stacy’s supposedly expensive jewelry. Yet now that he’s a “rich man” Stacy has no car nor noticeable jewelry to speak of.

And I want to say that in previous rounds of the famous “just watch me win today” stories I believe he claimed to have even less money than the 5K he says he had in today’s version. Also needs to get his math straight. Said that in order to not lose that final hand the next card had to be a 6 or 7. Ummm…seems to me that a 5 is also not a loss …or perhaps Chrissy has given up Baccarat and can’t remember that a tie is a thing in that game.

[zealanddonk]

417 subscribers at time of viewing
419 subscribers when I finally finished viewing and writing this up

Chrissy in his red boss charlie brown cosplay.

Claims its about gambling addiction and rags to riches (quite opposites but as we know Chrissy and lying go hand in hand)

Heres the big problem: Only die hard Chrissy fans will want to watch this entire nonsense all the way through.
Other than him showing the $10k/month apartment, people have no reason to believe he is remotely successful.
By the 13 minute mark he's wanking on about selling Stacey's jewellry to feed his addiction.

Spoiler: If Chrissy the math genius had learnt to count cards when he first found Blaaaacky this nonsense would have been a lot shorter

Other notes: no mention of his father or hebrew slaves but otherwise he goes back over his old scripts to shit out this long nonsense.

40s mentions hes in the $10k a month Chicago apartment.
Mentions Florida Ceiling windows

1m40 "Hurr hurr I called this video gambling addiciton but it has a happy ending hurr hurr"
I'm sure he knows a lot about happy endings.

2m35 claimns he was in network marketing for 15 years before taking up gambling

Claims he was with ACN and offered "essential services".

Explains people would get signed up for services like phone, gas and the like, and he'd get a small commission each month when the customers paid.

4m claims 5 years ago he realised he needed business structures to lower taxes and the like (he has implied this previously)
Claims he met with a law firm in Vegas (slight variation of the previous story)

Doesnt explain why he had to go to Las Vegas to do this as assumedly there is no state tax?

5m45 starts the Craps story.

6m 35s Claims he was at the table from 8pm to 5:30am with a 7am flight back to Ohio
LOL claims he cant remember if he made money or lost money
Sure sure, 9 hour bender, and cant remember if he won or not.

7m takes a swig of Monster while stating his gambling addiction had begun.

7m15 claims he was immediately addicted to gambling

8m15 explains how he used to do those meet and greet style events in hotels or people's homes for his network marketing (which explains why he'd have those elite chums club meet ups when he had more than 3 members)

9m claims his old business was growing every single month and they had money

9m45s states he started playing Blaaaacky and he lost every single day for 6 months straight and fucked away their savings.

10m45 blah blah blah everyone told Stacey to divorce me: fortunately I had baby trapped her blah blah blah

10m55 "How I do anything is how I do everything" thats not good.

he said the line "I do whatever it takes!!!!!"

11m30 and now he throws shade on college

12m blah blah blah slow learner blah blah blah
Claims he was learning something new every day.
Chrissy is trying to sell this idea that casinos are mystic places with deep knowledge that only he can understand
OR he's an idiot, and a degenerate gamnbler trying to justify all this nonsense.

12 minutes in and I'm tired of this nonsense and theres still another 38 minutes to go.

13m Claims he had to sell both cars and they did not have any car payments on them

13m45s Chrissy then states he was selling Stacey's jewellery at pawn shops.
What a scumbag.


14m Chrissy licks his lizard lips and tugs out for a minute claiming he's about to make a revelation
Draws this out for a minute, repeating how he had lost everything
states "We lost the home we were living in"
Weasel words from Lizard Lips to avoid saying evicted from a rental.

There is zero point zero chance Stacey or her parents would let him sell a house they owned, even with a mortgage to fund his gambling.
She would be better off divorcing him at that point and why would she bother staying?

16m Chrissy finally gets to the point: They still had the networking business at this point.
So Chrissy wants to believe they sold a house ahead of a business?

18m blah blah blah, networking business hard to sell, more important than his wife, blah blah blah
Claims Stacey asked him if he sold it would he regret selling it?

19m15s Crissy lets slip a contradiction: Claims he offered his business to his upline his mentors
Rememebr all those sad stories of "I never had a mentor, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" complete lie
Claims his upline didnt want it because they were already rich.
More likely they didnt want to be associated with him any further.

20m Chrissy slides the old sainted mother line in
Claims one of his network marketing friends bought Chrissy's business, put it in his own mother's name and she was collecting monthly payments.
Chrissy claimed he made his excellent decision because he needed a big boy bankroll to keep gambling.

22m Chrissy clarifies exactly how stupid he is, or how stupid he thinks we are
claims the business was valued at $750k due to blah blah blah.
Claims the person he offered it to offered him $5000 because it was literally worthless to the person who was going to buy it
This does track with a rant Chrissy had awhile ago where he said he sold his business for 1/100th of what it was worth.

23m Chrissy says "this was the God's honest truth" hmmmm thats a familiar line

Chrissy now wants us to believe it took him days thinking about this offer to accept or not.
To recap: Chrissy has fucked away all the money they have, he has a business he thinks is wortrh $750k, is bringing in monthly money and he has an offer of $5k which will keep him in action.
Note: That $5k isnt to pay bills, support his hella pregnant wife or improve himself in any way, its so he can place some big boy bets.

23m Chrissy takes off his sunglasses, leans real close to the camera and says "I sold my business for $5000"

23m50s claims this is how CONVICTED he was to gambling
Yeah convicted is one word we'd like to see associated with Chrissy.

24m he states it is the God's honest truth complete lie

24m40 Chrissy takes another swig of Monster and claims this is the REAL story, I'm not sure I've told it before
Forget the videographer, he needs a script writer.

25m Chrissy claims this would be the last $5000 because he had sold everything.
Good thing Onlyfans came along cos he could sell Stacey's feet pix if things got really tight (or his arse, and well that joke writes itself)

25m30 Chrissy starts laughing as he tries to convince us he only withdrew $4500 of the $5000, leaving $500 in a different account
He starts to ramble about treating gambling like a real business which is why he needed a new bank account.

26m claims the $500 in the account was to only be used for gambling:
this is after 25 minutes of telling us every single dollar in every bank account he had had been used for gambling -- let that sink in, hurr hurr

26m30s Chrissy rambles that Stacey then claimed she was going to fdivorce him (after he sold the family cow for 1 magic bean when everyone knows you can get at least 3 beans)

27m50s Claims he told Stacey if he didnt win with the $4500 that day then he would drive for Uber

28m05s Chrissy suggests that they are going to homeschool Bubs: Who exactly is going to be doing that since Chrissy is always off at the casino, or "on holiday"?

28m10 Chrissy claims he convinced Stacey to go along with it.
This is after hes just spent 10 minutes telling us he is broker than broke and literally has nothing left:
How did he intend on gambling if he lost?
Drive for Uber and gamble that money?

29m blah lah blah tells us about him going to the casino
did he rent a car or take a taxi, since hes already told us he sold his cars and was broke at this point
Maybe his father in law lent him a car (in hindsight a bad idea)

29m10s Chrissy claims he had recently discovered Baaaacky
So after learning something new every day with craps and blaaacky he decides to gamble his fortunte (and 15 years of his life's work) on a new gamble that is unpredictable and like flipping coins.
As we know though, always bet player because they dont have to pay a commission on wins (hurr hurr)

30m25s Chrissy claims he thought anyone who bet on banker must be stupid: well he's half right.

31m45s Chrissy shows us a trick he learnt from NVB: counting on his fingers.
There's hope for both of them yet.

32m Chrissy starts to ramble about a nice player run and he was making $25 a hand.
Why didnt he just stop when he had won $200 or however much fantasy money he claimed?
Give it to Stacey, she's happy, everyone is happy, he's hit his fantasy $200 a day goal and she can retire.

34m 15s Claims he bet on player, first 2 cards were "2" vs banker's "7"
He rambles for 2 and a half minutes getting to the point
Chrissy takes off his sunglasses again, leans into the camera again to state
"it was a 6" yay chrissy wins and we are stuck with 4 years of his nonsense.

37m25 claims that bet gave him $800 in profit, in 30 minutes and he says the line "let thats ink in, hurr hurr"
I'm pretty sure the math of the hand has been dunked.
also, since Chrissy won and has big boy money on him, does he stay and continue winning, or does he does his classic hit,shit, and run

38m Chrissy now starts rambling that his wife with her college education didnt make $800 in two 12 hour shifts in a "good job".

38m40 Chrissy now changes it to $800 in 20 minutes because why not

39m10s Chrissy again repeats he made $800 in 30 minutes:
Why didnt he stay for another hour and really impress his wife?

39m Chrissy apologies for saying "F you money" then flips the finger to the camera and rambles about fuck you money because he's classy and why not.

39m40 And as always, Chrissy has to overstep the line.
He claims Stacey told him how sorry she was for listening to everyone saying she should divorce him
Chrissy could have borrowed the money from one of degen gambling buddies while she was in the shitter and the story would have been the same

40m45s Claims he made $50k in 30 days at the casino (as 1dollarboxcar points out, where did Chrissy find the time to drive for Uber while he was doing this?)

41m claims there are now days where he makes $25k in a single day (yet cant do that 10 times to hit his fabled $250k a month)

41m30 some weird comment that gambling addicts are drunks who smoke and cheat on their partners, and Chrissy never smokes, or drinks or cheats on his wife
Except all those times we see him sucking on a cigar or drinking cocktails.
He also claims never to do drugs.
We all know Chrissy wants to say "hurr hurr I never cheat on my wife with women, hurr hurr"

42m30 Chrissy looks away, starts laughing, setting up such complete lies he knows he cant say straight
Claims he has bought new cars (hurrr hurr) hes paying off two houses, one of which is the Chicago apartment he is renting
42m50 claims hes giving away $25k every month to look after the poor, yet we havent seen evidence of this in months

43m Chrissy claims his son will never go to a public school (yeah but not for the reasons he thinks)

45m Claims hes met chinese billionaires who go to Vegas from Macau
Why would they do that, and why would any billionaire let Chrissy even remotely close to them.
We also know (l.o.l) the reverse wont happen, Chrissy wont go from Vegas to Macau.

45m30 some weird comment that you need 100s of Baaaacky cards to come up with his strategies:
Bet 1 side, change, mitchellgale, lose your money, go to the bank, get more money.
Thats a hard strategy to master.

47m15s Claims sports betting is more predictable and less risky than table games.
Again, he's half right: he could easily bet All Blacks vs Japan and get 1.01 odds on All Blacks, because they will practically always win.

47m50s Chrissy claims he used to teach chums how to win at table games but they didnt have the perservance to win!!!
He should have kept his word when he said he'd vet members of his chums club instead of accepting any idiot with $99 or $999 to their name.

Blah blah blah still advertises that people can go to his website and use his link to play table games online with 50c bets
Blah blah blah fast reliable cashouts from that site (like his chums know what cashouts will be)

[Forum Wars]

Minor spoiler: at the 2m45s he claims he was in network marking for _15 years_
Claims it was ACN and they offered "essential services".

From my own recollection (maybe someone can produce the docs) he was making well over 1k per month with ACN. Then he and his wife had the bright idea to openly target and go after Brian Meier (Stacy's first husband).

This caused Brian to reveal a litany of revelations about gay porn being watched by Chrissy in front of minors, as well as several other unsavory items coming out about Chrissy. Somewhere shortly thereafter Chrissy claimed he was on fumes with ACN...about $200 or so per month in residuals, all because of these revelations causing almost everyone to quit his downstream (sound familiar?). It was a damn shit show that he and his wife were directly responsible for.

Failure.

Complete Boooshit. I just watched his minidoc up til the point where he's talking about selling his business. That is bullshit. We need to find the online document which spells out what happened to his biz.

He doesn't understand how business works. If you sell your business, so what? You trade one asset for another. Besides he did not sell his business. $750,000 valuation!!! Yeah right!!! Christopher Mitchell is a dumb retard bad storyteller.

[Forum Wars]

From my own recollection (maybe someone can produce the docs) he was making well over 1k per month with ACN. Then he and his wife had the bright idea to openly target and go after Brian Meier (Stacy's first husband).

This caused Brian to reveal a litany of revelations about gay porn being watched by Chrissy in front of minors, as well as several other unsavory items coming out about Chrissy. Somewhere shortly thereafter Chrissy claimed he was on fumes with ACN...about $200 or so per month in residuals, all because of these revelations causing almost everyone to quit his downstream (sound familiar?). It was a damn shit show that he and his wife were directly responsible for.

Failure.

Complete Boooshit. I just watched his minidoc up til the point where he's talking about selling his business. That is bullshit. We need to find the online document which spells out what happened to his biz.

He doesn't understand how business works. If you sell your business, so what? You trade one asset for another. Besides he did not sell his business. $750,000 valuation!!! Yeah right!!! Christopher Mitchell is a dumb retard bad storyteller.

This is it.

From the accusations against B. Meier, Stacy's ex, from Christopher and Stacy Mitchell et al:



This sworn complaint from 5 or 6 years ago is a completely different account from "My ACN business was worth $750,000, but, I decided to sell it for $5,000 because I was all in with gambling, and just needed $5k"...lol!

[zealanddonk]

Complete Boooshit. I just watched his minidoc up til the point where he's talking about selling his business. That is bullshit. We need to find the online document which spells out what happened to his biz.

He doesn't understand how business works. If you sell your business, so what? You trade one asset for another. Besides he did not sell his business. $750,000 valuation!!! Yeah right!!! Christopher Mitchell is a dumb retard bad storyteller.

This is it.

From the accusations against B. Meier, Stacy's ex, from Christopher and Stacy Mitchell et al:



This sworn complaint from 5 or 6 years ago is a completely different account from "My ACN business was worth $750,000, but, I decided to sell it for $5,000 because I was all in with gambling, and just needed $5k"...lol!

"Meier fucks Mitchell dry as sandpaper"

Even at $16k/month a valuation of $750k is on the high side especially considering "good will".
Also, why didnt Chrissy retire Stacey back in 2016 if he only needed $6k/month to do it?

$5k upfront instead of $7k over a year was an absolute steal for Chrissy, especially given he suggests he had stopped putting in any work for 6 months while he was trying to find the cure for his itchy balls.

[Kyle Prescott]

the Colt Dolt can't even get his Chrissysplaining right ever he's sucha total loser idiot clown that no way he ever was an Uber Driver

& let's actually hope he moves up to Alaska

Sent from my SM-A505W using Tapatalk

[zealanddonk]

O and remember just the other day Chrissy was bagging on one of his elite chums club members who used $25k to pay bills and possibly ruined his "business".

This coming from the guy who sold a business worth $750k (lol) for $5k because he had itchy balls.

[Phantom Limb]

Read the review (thanks ZD!) and may chunk my way through this garbage if I'm bored working tomorrow.

I think the key reason for this vid (other than trying to get new chums for sports...but I don't think he'll have much success as even dumb sports bettors are above this dipshit's level) is to have an excuse why there are no winning chums giving testimonials about how they're millionaires just like the Squirt.

AND looking at the title it seems this ethical void is trying to game the algorithm so this vid pops up when people with gambling problems do a search. It's like how drug dealers will sometimes attend Narcotics Anonymous meetings to befriend some easy marks (this is my imagination working, I don't know if that really happens).

Because of this, he may have crossed the line with YouTube so this is a good one to report. Misleading and possibly harmful to a vulnerable population.

[bad_ip]

Just a purely disgusting human being. The scammer tailors his videos depending on who he is trying to manipulate at the time. Now he wants to target new sports bettors. The same compulsive liar who said he was quitting sports betting and only playing table games has now reversed course and is claiming you can’t get rich playing table games.

He claims he rose to the highest levels of MLM but sold his book of business for 5k. He was on the verge of being a millionaire in MLM but allegedly gave it all up because he heard people cheering at a Vegas craps table one night. His stories make no sense. Also at what point when he was going to the casino every day did he have time to drive Uber and make any significant earnings? “From dead broke Uber driver to millionaire!!” my ass… Just a lying sack of shit.

[BedWetterBettor]

As we know though, always bet player because they dont have to pay a commission on wins (hurr hurr)

30m25s Chrissy claims he thought anyone who bet on banker must be stupid: well he's half right.


34m 15s Claims he bet on player, first 2 cards were "2" vs banker's "7"
He rambles for 2 and a half minutes getting to the point
Chrissy takes off his sunglasses again, leans into the camera again to state
"it was a 6" yay chrissy wins and we are stuck with 4 years of his nonsense.

37m25 claims that bet gave him $800 in profit, in 30 minutes and he says the line "let thats ink in, hurr hurr"
I'm pretty sure the math of the hand has been dunked.
also, since Chrissy won and has big boy money on him, does he stay and continue winning, or does he does his classic hit,shit, and run

38m Chrissy now starts rambling that his wife with her college education didnt make $800 in two 12 hour shifts in a "good job".

38m40 Chrissy now changes it to $800 in 20 minutes because why not

39m10s Chrissy again repeats he made $800 in 30 minutes:
Why didnt he stay for another hour and really impress his wife?


42m30 Chrissy looks away, starts laughing, setting up such complete lies he knows he cant say straight
Claims he has bought new cars (hurrr hurr) hes paying off two houses, one of which is the Chicago apartment he is renting
42m50 claims hes giving away $25k every month to look after the poor, yet we havent seen evidence of this in months

I know I've covered this to death before and ZD did an outstanding job. Buuuuuuuuuuut, as I recall the way this story goes was he BOUGHT IN for his last $800 after taking out a pay day loan.

Then he nearly fucked it all way betting on Player with bets of $25, $50, $100, $200 annnnnnnnd the "All-in" Bet of $425! Which of course miraculously WON with a 2 out of 13 chance of beating a Banker 7. Ok fine, that happens every day. Also, Chrissy erroneously makes two idiotic statements whilst telling this exaggerated story.

1) 34:01 he States "the Dealer pulls out the FIRST 2 cards for the Player annnnnd Pulled out the first two cards for Banker" Now this is very minor, HOWEVER it is still incorrect. In Baccarat EACH side receives 1 card at a time that ALTERNATE. Meaning, Player gets the 1st card then Banker gets the 2nd card, Players the 3rd card and Banker gets the 4th card. Cards are NOT drawn consecutively in Baccy. So Chrissy is either too stupid to differentiate, or since he's already making things up, he's just too dumb or too lazy to go back do another take to correct this!

2) This one is more egregious, 35:25 he states "If ANY card that comes out of that shoe that is Not a 6 or a 7, I Lose the hand!" However Dumbshit Kyle forgets that a 5 is also a card that will save his hand as it results in a Tie and he saves his pathetic $425 bet or his imaginary $4500 from selling his Shitty business(which was a Pay day loan for $800 upon first telling of this fairy tale)


Buuuuuuuuuut, Buying in with $800, Losing until your Final bet of $425 and winning on Player would in fact net you ONLY $850 total. Giving you a PROFIT of $50!

Which means he did NOT make $800 in 30 minutes, 20 minutes or ANY amount of minutes. He made a whopping $50 and tricked Stacy into believing it was more while she was taking a shart, just like he does with the Slot tickets.

This of course changed from $800 to $1000 a few months ago. And now apparently it is back to $800, but somehow that figure is now the PROFIT? If only we had a way back machine or access to the YT arChives and could all up those original videos from the banned channel! We would also see that ALMOST ALL his Big Boy bets in Baccy were on Banker, confirmed by Rick Lee in Biloxi. So any thing he claims now of primarily betting Player is a COMPLETE Lie.

Ah well, I'm sure I might get bored one day and sift through the pages here where I called him out on this LIE. And I'm sure I'll find many MORE lies to accompany it!

[1dollarboxcar]

so i made another video , i did make it into a " premiere " set to go off in a couple days from now, the only reason why i did this is because i will hope Krissy or one of

his cronies from the " club " will notice it and he can sit and " stew " on that preview video thumbnail !! i will admit, this is a pretty RUTHLESS video... and some might

say or think " how could you do this, that's pretty shitty " .... but i don't give a FUCK !! this MOTHER FUCKER deserves it.... in my eyes... !! so that's that....

and i don't give a FUCK what you think about me after the video plays !! i really wish @Druff would contact his person at YT right away and take the channel down

asap !!

everyday longer it is up.... the more suckers he reels in and puts money in his pocket... which i thought was the purpose of why we do what we do... even before

Druff had met this YT contact... so leaving it up anymore longer MAKES ABSOLUTE ZERO SENSE TO ME !! ....

anyways i am starting to ramble again.... so here Krissy ... "stew " on this thumbnail for a couple days.... and i really hope you will join the premiere and watch it

with us and you could even chat with us in the chat box !!

[Phantom Limb]

Funny thing is that I actually discovered this dummy while searching for vids about Caesars Southern Indiana (formerly the Horseshoe) where the ever-shifting lie of how Skank saw him win big or go home allegedly took place. I have family in Indiana so I've been there a time or two. I seem to remember he got the location of the high limit room confused in an earlier telling of this fable.

The initial vid I found was one of the walk and talks. He didn't seem too bad in that one but I quickly found vids where he spouted his nonsense blackjack strat and all the "negging" was present. The MLM language was another dead giveaway that a scam was afoot.

[Mrhorney]

Shoutout to the Donk 🙄 from New Zealand 🇳🇿

“12 mins in and I’m sick 🤢 of this nonsense, 38 mins to go” 😆

And yet like a true team man he soldiers on until the death to make sure the team dont have to share his suffering. 😂

Another shoutout to NVB and no jewellery Skanky Stacy.