PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
ok so, i guess this is Cheetos again.... promoting his competitor, Krissy the Gaylord Sissy , with the re-director link across the screen...... and risking his own channel by impersonating....
now the channel does not exist.... the drama continues.... lol
https://www.youtube.com/@ChristopherMitchellGoat/videos
I'm still waiting on the release of the documentary biography on Christopher Mitchell's lol
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Anybody else low-key happy he's back on Youtube, for purely selfish reasons? Don't get me wrong, I want his new channel to be shut down too, but I'd lie if I said I'm not going to watch every single comically stupid video he uploads and enjoy every second of them!
It's just beyond comical at this point that anyone would give him money. He was first a baccy expert---quit that because to easy and making sooo much money
Then he was a roulette expert---quit that for same reason as baccy.
Then he was a sportsbetting expert---quit that because the idiot players.
Then a roulette expert again---quit that because of the idiot ball.
Now a sportsbetting expert again. All the while dropping his prices because his picks are so good the few paying him $999 got upset.
How people can't see the only income he has is what you give him is unbelievable. Look at his actions not his words is how you see the truth in just about everybody.
Of course he has comped suites he is betting your money and losing heavily. Casinos don't roll out the carpet for successful sportsbettors as they are well aware as in card counting this is a game that can be beaten.
But whatever. You can't be rational with an addict as all they care about is the next high. Why Chris won't bet on an app as simply stepping into a casino gets him off.
edit: also mixed in was him being a blackjack expert----but that never lasted more than a week or so as the way he played got him destroyed quickly with that insane no bust nonsense.
i memba when he charged like $700 to receive a sheet of paper w/ his BJ winning strategies which were badly -EV.
BLOAT showing lots of winning betting slips today. The king of small sample size. How about all those other 40K days where nothing was shown. Wonder what happened the. And the thenoddball betting amounts in recent days certainly suggests a chasing of losses.
And does he really think that showing a 5K wager impresses anyone when you have Cody Covers and others showing betting slips of over 100K? Granted, they are all frauds…but he’s trying to present himself as the best of all of them.
I actually believe there's more to the story on why he no longer bets online.
1) His BOL account lost the affiliate bonuses due to losing the YT channel following. If you remember that brief week where Mumbles was communicating with Yvette from BOL/Commission Kings, she stated there was a Minimum requirement of new affiliate link signups(or something to that effect). So once he lost the channel, the funnel of New Suckers dried up and the affiliate money went with it. So he figured, No point in bothering promoting or using this site as he gets nothing from it!
2) He was caught pulling a Bonus Abuse scheme on BOL and they terminated his account. Remember when he used to do idiotic Roulette bets like 1st & 2nd dozen AND Red AND Even, covering like 90% of the board and almost guaranteeing he won't lose all his money. Well, this is a popular method of Bonus hacking to quickly run through Free Play and Bonus Deposit Rollover requirements. I've used simpler methods like playing automated Baccarat and Betting both Player and Banker, with the only risk being it comes up Banker and you lose the commission. I was recently warned by my betting app of this "abuse" and they threatened to terminate my account if it continued.
Chrissy being an arrogant, obnoxious dip shit, likely continued doing it and got 86'd by BOL. The reason he hasn't shown any online Baccy or Spinny videos in months is the same reason he hasn't shown the Lexus or LoLex, because he LOST them ALL!!!
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Christopher Mitchell claims that he goes to the casino, places his bets in only 5 minutes and then has the rest of the day to spend with his family.
But his betting slip shows that he made his wagers around 10:40 AM and then his Cash Out Voucher shows 10:02 PM... so did he stay at the casino for 12 hours? He then shows us that 2 hours later, he's still in the process of driving home at 12:20 AM.
Assuming he left his house at 9am, that means he spent 15+ hours commuting and at the casino, not 5 minutes.
Also, he told us yesterday morning that he was placing $40,000 in baseball bets, but in the evening he only showed us $27,000 of bets and a payout of around $47,000. So on the surface it looks like a $20,000 profit for the day, but if he actually bet the full $40,000 that means that he's hiding $13,000 in losses, meaning he netted only $7,000 for the day. Not too shabby, but still he's not telling us the whole story (not a surprise).
so i called into the radio show last night to talk to Druff about the Krissy situation, and asked him if he was aware that Krissy is putting out original content on the
YT channel.... he said he was UNAWARE cause he has been busy at WSOP... i said , yeah that's what i figured cause i wrote him message and i also figured he would chime in here on the thread.... so long story short.... he is aware now and i also tipped him off about the other " not Krissy's channel.... which now looks like they deleted late last night... so he is now aware but he still sounds busy at WSOP and said he would get on it when he has time.... conversation was only about 5 min.
but i hope it makes the cut when he is done for the final edit for replay.... there was another funny moment at the very beginning of the conversation, so i hope that makes the cut/edit too.... so @Druff if you are reading this please leave that part in at the very beginning when the phone rings....![]()
if it doesn't make the cut i will fill you guys in later..... will just have to see if he edits it out....![]()
Since Chrissy is such a generous documentation showing mode, guess we should show some proof of his Goat Life!
Lol, never even heard of that song or artist and when you realize he’s playing it off YouTube, you can see why!
Plus all millionaires rock the Galaxy S 22 Ultra as their phone of choice. Ya know the Free phone that comes with signing up for a mobile plan!
But fear not, for Little Kyle can watch his own personal greatest hits on the phone’s quality Video player. Such as…
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Tariq Reed: " Hopefully the YT hammer will fall on Christopher Mitchell a 4th time. "
Krissy will probably get his team of high powered lawyers that he pays big $$$ for , to serve YT legal team to make it stay.... memba that one.... i memba....![]()
Couple things to put out there.
The Bloat Lost on the Cubs today, but I doubt we’ll hear anything of this or see the ticket because he’s too much of a pussy to show all the betting tickets!
Annnnnnd Chrissy just changed the oil on the Tahoe. Also put on a good amount of miles in 2 months! Hope his Lienholder didn’t put a limit on mileage or the moron will have to ride the train for a while!
The Lexus also has a new owner and a new paint job! Guess they couldn’t remove the stains from all the times Chrissy Squirted on it?!?
Or maybe the new owner saw it on Facebook and said “I won’t buy something associated with a Gay, Masturbating Midget like Kyle Prescott. Burn that IMGOAT plate and re-paint it or No Deal!!”
we've been too easy on him on instagram lately https://www.instagram.com/christophermitchellthegoat/ where the comments are open.... and don't forget you can message people on instagram too, like if you wanted to warn someone that looks like they were thinking of paying krissy.... or whatever....
i messed up one of the screen shots... but he gets the point....![]()
just to make their scamming lives miserable lol
in order to message Krissy, you have to follow him... no way around it... at least i wasted some of his valuable time...![]()
get em in the YT comments too![]()
Where is the GOATs Rolex at!?!?
#LOLex
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You know what, with gems like this, it's sad that he's gonna get new subscribers for a while with his new YT channel, but, it's just so funny to hear him describe his delusions and fake results. Thank you Christopher Mitchell for your ultra-retardedness...the gift that keeps on giving:
EDIT: tell me one single thing he describes in that video that:
- is something a professional gambler would do
OR
- is NOT something that a delusional LOSER gambler would do. It's just so hilarious.
EDIT2: OK, this is just typical Chrissy drivel, almost none of this happened.
I love how on one of his latest vids (on Youtube!) he conflates "his dead broke douchebag haters" as the ones who recently created the fake new YT channels.
Right Chrissy. We have this thread and others like it to STOP scammers. Yes, we are your enemies, but that's cuz you are a scammer. Why would an anti-scammer on here have a website that tried to snag his shit-for-brains wannabe followers to buy useless made up strategies?
Chrissy is just lost in his own construct of a delusional one-dimensional world. Which makes him fun to watch. I just wish there weren't people out there that are more stupid than him that are gonna get hurt by his return to YT.
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