Down with the bourgeosie. Up with the proletariat. From each according to his abilities. To each according to his needs.

Us socialists want equal equity of outcomes in poker tournaments. Last place should pay the same as first place. If 100 players then every position pays the same. Last place should get 1/100th of prize pool. First place should get 1/100th of prize pool.

Minus the vig, of course. To pay for the next socialist poker tournament.

Bart, we need a good comrade like you to run these tournaments for us.