Originally Posted by
zealanddonk
Roulette Strategy Goes WRONG- Christopher Mitchell Loses $7,800.
Part 2 starting from 24m mark
If anyone has access to senior BOL staff, please ask them to watch the first 30 minutes of this video and close down Chrissy's account
Chrissy throws out a complete lie OR a total misunderstanding of how gambling works
He states hes back to $7325 BUT he was down to $25 earlier.
He seems to ignore the bet he has on the table when he makes statements like this.
In his addled little mind, he probably thinks he did actually lose $7800 at one point per the title.
26m Chrissy bets 2nd and 3rd dozen, claims he meant to bet 1st and 3rd dozen, lets see what happens.
29m Chrissy claims this is the first time he's been "challenged" in awhile.
How about us poor bastards who have to watch this nonsense?
He claims the money was pretty easy in the previous videos: Except we didnt see most of the $7700 he claims to have won.
29m45s Chrissy tells us to have to take a risk, this literally minutes after claiming he was down $7800.
This also after ranting that all casinos cheat, why take any risk at all?
30m25s Chrissy starts tugging himself off, including when he's down, he performs miracles.
Chrissy doesnt get all his bets out and starts rambling like a complete idiot (yeah yeah how does that differ from his normal situation?) because it came Green Zero and he didnt rinse as much as he expected to.
apparently some bounce also made him ramble like this, claiming he's never seen one like that before.
Same guy who claims thousands of hours of playing Spinny AND all casinos cheat.
Chrissy claims its bullshit, and is laughing like a donkey.
32m Chrissy claims he'll beat these motherfuckers anyways.
I'm sure he tried that language at the casino before getting thrown out
Now Chrissy claims he loves it when casinos cheat and he'll beat them at their own game by.............. sitting out
So which is it Chrissy, casinos all cheat and you wont tolerate it OR you will tolerate it?
33m20s Chrissy goes back to his earlier story about "cussing those assholes out at the casino".
Its lik getting thrown out of the casino was one of the greatest things to ever happen to him, right up there with having a son and having sex with a woman.
33m 45 "the casinos are fucking cheaters and [b] thats why I set up my elite coaching club [/b"
Surely there must be better things to do with his time and money?
Claims he set up the Chums club to "beat these fucking assholes because they are fucking corrupt".
I can only assume the mastermind event either went badly wrong, or chrissy looked like a toddler throwing a tantrum as he was escorted from the casino
I think it was Tariq who predicted it'd be a day or 2 before we saw a video and in that he'd try to whitewash whatever happened.
Chrissy then states "I'm serious man, casinos are fucking corrupt"
34m claims hes about to go ballistic with his mitchellgale betting system:
Surely it works best when he wins rather than when he loses.
Hes also had a lot of bets that were effectively 1 step away from blowing out his mitchellgale already.
More ranting that a person can beat these motherfuckers.
35m Chrissy bets $25 on low, $50 each on Red and even i think this is the first time he has bet this way on camera.
Chrissy goes back to ranting about casinos cheating.
About to be a dealer change and chrissy states "they tried to beat the goat, unsuccessful, unsuccessful".
chrissy wins his bet and then flips the bird, to the casino, that probably cant see him and probably dont care.
Per opening note however, if you do know a high up BOL staffer, send this idiocy
36m41s Chrissy suddenly remembers he's a christian.
Claims he reads the bible, goes to church and pays his tithes I'm fairly sure at least one if not all three are complete lies
36m50 "Casinos are the Anti-christ"
If anyone ever has any legal hassles from Chrissy ever, just show this video as proof he's mentally ill OR saying shit for attention and his testimony cannot be trusted.
For practical purposes, all my reviews are for entertainment purposes on the assumption Chrissy is an actor playing a character.
Chrissy rant continues with "they are diablolical, they are fucking corrupt"
Normally I try to keep track of Chrisy's F bombs, but he's trying to beat Joe Pesci from the movie "Casino" at this point.
"They will do anything to take money from you"
Except, force you to go there, especially when you know they are corrupt and evil.
Chrissy changes tact for a second and says poor people will do anything for money, which I'm sure he knows a lot about.
Rant rant casinos in ghettos rant rant.
Why doesnt he just go back to Vegas then where most of the casinos arent in the ghetto?
39m more ranting about caisnos being evil and cheating but our hero chrissy still wins and flips the bird at the camera again despite it being ineffectual
Chrissy compares casinos with Mike Tyson and points out everyone thought tyson was unbeatable, until he wasnt.
Chrissy seems to forget that Tyson can still easily beat chrissy into the ground
39m30s Chrissy takes awhile to place his bets and then claims the casino tried to cheat him. He claims he has the cheating on video. It appears the only cheating was the standard clock that it uses for bet placing
So now Chrissy fucking around and not betting in time is considered cheating?
Moments later he again runs out of time and states "thats fine, thats fine".
Chrissy's mood and antics are all over the place.
Chrissy's new strategy is to press his bet and add more to it.
This strategy lasts 2 spins.
44m 56s Chrissy yet again fucks around and fails to place his column bets.
45m53 Chrissy hears a noise and asks if its Stacey (who else would it be, not the maid he cant afford to hire)
He asks her if she wants to appear on camera which she declines since she's just out of the shower.
Chrissy then states "o the bullshit, the bullshit" refering to the session. I'm more than positive Stacey hears that on a weekly basis and is probably sick of it.
I am going to attach the video to an email to support at BOL. It cannot hurt and just might cause him to lose his affiliate program. There is no bnding contract with the Bloat.
I just sent it to BOL and this is what I wrote and their reply.
Hello, I have an account with you but besides that, you have an affiliate by the name of Christopher Mitchell who made a You Tube video today and said that your casino as well as all casinos cheat. I think that you need to pass this text and video to the managerial people that gave him affiliate status. Here is the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhScy3qMu_4&t=1142s
"Thanks so much for the feedback sir, Ill make sure to provide this information to my colleagues, for us to review the situation.
I appreciate your help"
Then me.....
"here is a minute mark where he talks bad about the casinos but is it all throughout the video. 33m 45 "the casinos are fucking cheaters"
Then BOL ///
Thanks for the extra details sir.
I do can say that all of our games are subject to industry standards, and base on a RNG (Randon Number Generator) system, but we an always review all of the feedback from our players, to discover new ways for us to assist them and do better
Then me....
I just would not think that you would want negative and incorrect information (basically lies) being spread on social media about your website. I am well aware that you run a 100% totally honest casino and sportsbook.
Then BOL..
And I really appreciate this sir, this are things that get our of our power to control, but we always make sure to review them and take the feedback for us to do better
Then me...
I just would think that Bet On Line would not want Christopher Mitchell representng you and getting paid to tell your viewers and gamblers that your casino cheats
Then BOL
In the event the player is indeed an affiliate sir, we have a dedicated department that will make sure to provide the corresponding review and feedback with him sir, once again, thanks so much for your assistance
It looks like they will do nothing but it was worth a shot.
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