Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

This whole thread is just the perfect example, it's easier to fool someone then to convince someone they have been fooled.

That was pretty much the premise behind the ending of the 4th Terminator movie. Hope is the biggest belief that human beings will cling to even in their lowest moments of despair. Hope that there is an answer to their loneliness, their money problems, their appearance issues, etc.

Then comes along the “machine” of Math and in Chrissy’s case, Negative Expectation Gambling and casts hope aside for the inevitable blood bath that has to happen. Despite seeing and experiencing it themselves, they will Still cling to that hope no matter what it costs them!

Related to this is the paradox of "I know a secret that smart people dont" with "I am so good at math I knew it could be beaten" despite many smarter people trying and no evidence of having been successeful*

*OTher than in the 60s/70s with "Wearable" computing. https://www.engadget.com/2013-09-18-...computing.html

[crudebar]

If you're hell bent on torching your funds at least go play a game in which you at lest have a chance; sportsbetting, card counting, poker....

To just burn it with just absolute certainty at pit games. Good grief.

They don't even understand the premise of the power of positive/negative thinking. That is based on things you can control. You're not going to move a ball to a different pocket, you're not going to turn your losing scratcher into a winner...But sure, go into that job interview thinking you're going to land the job. How can they get that so wrong?

Go learn poker and be positive you can master it; because it will be a long hard challenge. But don't think your positive thinking is going to improve your chances of hitting that river card.

'I can predict with a high level of certainty where the ball will go based off what the dealer did previously, just give me 6,7,8 chances in a row on a close to 50/50 game and eventually/hopefully i'll get 1 right."

If he had any skill at all he would flat bet red/back odd/even and just make a killing at even 56 percent(ballpark, i didn't take time to find exact percentage) of time being right, without having to risk ruin on just about every single one of his martingale sequences. Martingale is the definition of guessing. Just hoping you guess right with your X amount of chances.

[zealanddonk]

If you're hell bent on torching your funds at least go play a game in which you at lest have a chance; sportsbetting, card counting, poker....

To just burn it with just absolute certainty at pit games. Good grief.

They don't even understand the premise of the power of positive/negative thinking. That is based on things you can control. You're not going to move a ball to a different pocket, you're not going to turn your losing scratcher into a winner...But sure, go into that job interview thinking you're going to land the job. How can they get that so wrong?

Go learn poker and be positive you can master it; because it will be a long hard challenge. But don't think your positive thinking is going to improve your chances of hitting that river card.

'I can predict with a high level of certainty where the ball will go based off what the dealer did previously, just give me 6,7,8 chances in a row on a close to 50/50 game and eventually/hopefully i'll get 1 right."

If he had any skill at all he would flat bet red/back odd/even and just make a killing at even 56 percent(ballpark, i didn't take time to find exact percentage) of time being right, without having to risk ruin on just about every single one of his martingale sequences. Martingale is the definition of guessing. Just hoping you guess right with your X amount of chances.

Poker is about math and controlling your emotions, neither of which Chrissy has any skill in.

We've seen how well sports betting has gone for Chrissy with "Parlays are the best" to "Parlays are for suckers" to "College football is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigged" despite the team he bet on winning the game.

Cardcounting and Chrissy's OCD would be a delight to see in action.

[BedWetterBettor]

If you're hell bent on torching your funds at least go play a game in which you at lest have a chance; sportsbetting, card counting, poker....

To just burn it with just absolute certainty at pit games. Good grief.

They don't even understand the premise of the power of positive/negative thinking. That is based on things you can control. You're not going to move a ball to a different pocket, you're not going to turn your losing scratcher into a winner...But sure, go into that job interview thinking you're going to land the job. How can they get that so wrong?

Go learn poker and be positive you can master it; because it will be a long hard challenge. But don't think your positive thinking is going to improve your chances of hitting that river card.

'I can predict with a high level of certainty where the ball will go based off what the dealer did previously, just give me 6,7,8 chances in a row on a close to 50/50 game and eventually/hopefully i'll get 1 right."

If he had any skill at all he would flat bet red/back odd/even and just make a killing at even 56 percent(ballpark, i didn't take time to find exact percentage) of time being right, without having to risk ruin on just about every single one of his martingale sequences. Martingale is the definition of guessing. Just hoping you guess right with your X amount of chances.

Poker is about math and controlling your emotions, neither of which Chrissy has any skill in.

We've seen how well sports betting has gone for Chrissy with "Parlays are the best" to "Parlays are for suckers" to "College football is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigged" despite the team he bet on winning the game.

Cardcounting and Chrissy's OCD would be a delight to see in action.

Indeed, mopes like Chrissy and his merry band of idiots lack the intelligence and discipline needed for games of skill. They THINK they're learning it with games of chance like Spinny and Baccy (shoutout to ZD) but all they are doing is convincing themselves and others that "they knew that would occur" with every round's result, when in fact they were clutching their butthole the entire time HOPING for a miracle! All the while, their itchy balls keep telling them, just win ONE time and you're good! Just one time!!

I knew a young, attractive lady who played nothing but slots at my local gambling hole. Morning, noon & night if I saw her there, she was on Slots. The ONLY time you'd see her loitering around table games is when she was out of money (whoulda thunk it?) So she tried her little flirting game with me and I offered to take her to dinner or Room service if she liked : )

But ALL she could see was my Large, Long, Massive... pile of chips! And she started trying to get me to "try my luck on slots", I declined. Then it went to begging for $100 to "try on slots" and went all the way down to just $20 to try her luck. I balked and said, "If I give you money to play on slots, I'm better off throwing it in the garbage, at least THAT would be more entertaining than watching it burn on meaningless spins!" Needless to say, she never asked me for money again!

[Tellafriend]

Well he promised Stacey they were buying that dream home.

Lets see if he comes through.

I suppose if he does, even with him burning a lot of the scam profits he still has more than enough set aside. I am assuming his credit is shot and will need to pay off just about the whole amount in cash. Could also send a flag to the tax man---as i guarantee he probably doesn't do taxes at all. Not even showing a 0 income just skips them completely.

The home thing interests me. If this isn't a lie and he actually comes through,(very doubtful) this scam has been very fruitful. Just think, a man of below average intelligence simply makes a YT channel shows previously recorded videos, simply tells people he wins 100 percent of time, and hauls in probably 300k a year. This is all assuming he buys that dream home.

Only in America.

Well he promised Stacey they were buying that dream home.

Lets see if he comes through.

I suppose if he does, even with him burning a lot of the scam profits he still has more than enough set aside. I am assuming his credit is shot and will need to pay off just about the whole amount in cash. Could also send a flag to the tax man---as i guarantee he probably doesn't do taxes at all. Not even showing a 0 income just skips them completely.

The home thing interests me. If this isn't a lie and he actually comes through,(very doubtful) this scam has been very fruitful. Just think, a man of below average intelligence simply makes a YT channel shows previously recorded videos, simply tells people he wins 100 percent of time, and hauls in probably 300k a year. This is all assuming he buys that dream home.

Only in America.

I will be shocked if he buys a home. The only way I see it happening is with the help of Stacy’s parents. Like you said his credit is likely bad, his main issue is more the fact that he doesn’t file taxes, or if he does he will file a basic return stating he made very little money.

There is no way he saves up even $300k to buy a house in a state where that would be doable. He’s a degenerate.

For a “Dream Home”. The price of a dream home varies by states. Let’s say $800,000. I’m not going to run the numbers but let’s say it takes $300k yr to qualify.

$300k x 40% taxes = $120k
There is no way he gives up 120k annually for taxes.
Even $200k is 80k in taxes.

Also, if somehow he would come up with 300k, very risky to pay that much cash without filing a tax return. So the 300k house will cost him $420k (if he filed taxes on that income)

His only chance is a middle income house with the help of Mr. Foster. Either Foster buys it outright and owner finances it to Chrissy or they do what is called a “Wrap around Mortgage”.


To be honest the tax thing is what I think will bring Chrissy down. In 2020 when he was making around 100k per year it wasn’t a big deal. The amount of money he is bringing in now will be an issue.

Essentially if he is scamming 30k per month - by the end of the year he has nothing left and he will still owe close to $150k in taxes! What a loser.

of course he is not buying a home. he doesn't pay taxes and if he does, it would be minimal; i.e., he won't be able to get a loan and he sure as hell doesn't have the cash - he's only showing about 40k nowadays.

[donkey]

Just putting this here for comedic purposes. We can all use a good laugh.

annnnd Chrissy’s response was icing on the booty bash bukake cake

Note: this is a retro message from Skanky to Chrissy back in 2015:

[BedWetterBettor]

Pickleball: Considering that he has not posted anything for over 24 hours, one would have to assume that he is not doing very well with his Martingaling.

While you may actually be right, that’s not necessarily the reason he doesn’t post Live Photo’s and video’s!!

The first is the obvious one, he doesn’t want his “haters” to see landmarks or identifying chips/markers which would give away his location. We know the “headed to Vegas” post was bullshit and that’s his pea Brain trying to throw people off.

The second reason is less about concealing the location and more about controlling the narrative. As we saw with the Booty Boat tour, things can go horribly wrong on these Extortion scheme trips with plenty of witnesses and even a person filming it all. They literally couldn’t have gone worse than they did in Tampa. We knew this but couldn’t prove it, now thanks to Infuri8 we know the whole story.

So by not posting any photos or videos from Chicago, he can hide the losses or unforeseen events and then spin whatever tall tale he wants before the truth comes out. It’s sort of like pre-emptive damage control!

[zealanddonk]

Pickleball: Considering that he has not posted anything for over 24 hours, one would have to assume that he is not doing very well with his Martingaling.

While you may actually be right, that’s not necessarily the reason he doesn’t post Live Photo’s and video’s!!

The first is the obvious one, he doesn’t want his “haters” to see landmarks or identifying chips/markers which would give away his location. We know the “headed to Vegas” post was bullshit and that’s his pea Brain trying to throw people off.

The second reason is less about concealing the location and more about controlling the narrative. As we saw with the Booty Boat tour, things can go horribly wrong on these Extortion scheme trips with plenty of witnesses and even a person filming it all. They literally couldn’t have gone worse than they did in Tampa. We knew this but couldn’t prove it, now thanks to Infuri8 we know the whole story.

So by not posting any photos or videos from Chicago, he can hide the losses or unforeseen events and then spin whatever tall tale he wants before the truth comes out. It’s sort of like pre-emptive damage control!

And hes hoping for absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[TheRivers]

He just posted a bunch of photos. This may be the most desperate looking group we’ve seen to date.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...meline&paipv=0

He also is saying this was his 10th mastermind. Not sure how he figures that. If you include the two “birthday boot camps” by my count he’s had:

1st boot camp at Bellagio Jan 2921
2nd boot camp at Resorts World Jan 2022
Mini mastermind with three people right before he moved out of Vwgas
Biloxi mastermind at Margaritaville
Vegas Mastermind with Brandon pole dancing
Lake Charles mastermind with JC baptism
Yacht mastermind in Tampa complete with fights and ejections
Chicago birthday mastermind 2023

That’s 8. Not sure where the 10 comes from. But we know Chrissy always inflates his numbers.

[Phantom Limb]

Is the chronic slouching supposed to subliminally convey dominance or something?

Because it does not...

[Tariq Reed]

This is a slam at everyone who attended his previous masterminds, including the $3,500 one in Tampa which probably cost more to attend than this $2,500 one (for most attendees).

Also, why didn't he ask people in advance of this mastermind what they wanted him to do, rather than wait after the event was over?

But seriously, all these people want is a guaranteed 100% foolproof system to win huge money at the casino.... didn't he provide it?

What's the point of waiting until the next mastermind (yes, there will be another multi $1000 fee involved) to REALLY deliver the goods?

Damn, these people are stupid. (especially the few that I recognize from previous mastermind events)

[zealanddonk]

This is a slam at everyone who attended his previous masterminds, including the $3,500 one in Tampa which probably cost more to attend than this $2,500 one (for most attendees).

Also, why didn't he ask people in advance of this mastermind what they wanted him to do, rather than wait after the event was over?

But seriously, all these people want is a guaranteed 100% foolproof system to win huge money at the casino.... didn't he provide it?

What's the point of waiting until the next mastermind (yes, there will be another multi $1000 fee involved) to REALLY deliver the goods?

Damn, these people are stupid. (especially the few that I recognize from previous mastermind events)

Chrissy doesnt let frivolous things like thinking get in the way of posting.

Also, quite an ethnically diverse bunch of punters.

My fav picture is the one where everyone is holding up cash except one shorter dude who has hands in his pockets.

[zealanddonk]

"TheRivers: Interesting how only 7 of the 15 attendees are in the cash photo. Wonder why the others didn’t take part. :-)"

Thats easy, he told half of them to always bet red and the other half to always bet black.

[Tariq Reed]

zealanddonk
My fav picture is the one where everyone is holding up cash except one shorter dude who has hands in his pockets.

Mr. Hands-in-Pockets looks like the guy on the far left from previous mastermind.

Looks like he didn't learn enough beating the casino secrets and came back for more education and hands on training.

[zealanddonk]

zealanddonk
My fav picture is the one where everyone is holding up cash except one shorter dude who has hands in his pockets.

Mr. Hands-in-Pockets looks like the guy on the far left from previous mastermind.

Looks like he didn't learn enough beating the casino secrets and came back for more education and hands on training.

He's a professional Cooler, inserted into the group by the evil casinos as the ONLY way to beat Chrissy.

That and long term EV.

And Chrissy's toxic personality.

[infuri8]

So Chrissy avoids mentioning Chicago or fixing his Vegas LIE! You can obviously tell hes used to telling big fat LIES! He swears he never lies! I swear this guy is also a FAKE christian!

ALL I DO IS WIN!! ERR UHH, ALL I DO IS LIE!!

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Will someone tell this Kevin rat hes dreamin' ? LOL Wakey wakey hands off snakey!!

[TheRivers]

So Chrissy avoids mentioning Chicago or fixing his Vegas LIE! You can obviously tell hes used to telling big fat LIES! He swears he never lies! I swear this guy is also a FAKE christian!

ALL I DO IS WIN!! ERR UHH, ALL I DO IS LIE!!

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Will someone tell this Kevin rat hes dreamin' ? LOL Wakey wakey hands off snakey!!

Misfired on the rep:

Shouldn’t he already know how to crush the casinos after paying Chrissy $500 per month for however many months in the Facebook group?

Also…were all these people from the group? If so that’s actually good turnout (and sad at the same time). Of 38 people in the group he had 15 come to this thing? It’s both good salesmanship and a special kind of stupid.

[The Boz]

So Chrissy avoids mentioning Chicago or fixing his Vegas LIE! You can obviously tell hes used to telling big fat LIES! He swears he never lies! I swear this guy is also a FAKE christian!

ALL I DO IS WIN!! ERR UHH, ALL I DO IS LIE!!

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Will someone tell this Kevin rat hes dreamin' ? LOL Wakey wakey hands off snakey!!

This one will be interesting to follow and see if long term damage was done to Kevin’s life. He is young and impressionable and is now on the path of easy money and high living based on a scam and a lie.

We all know how his short term prospects will end on the gambling front. Good chance he is already in Credit Card debt due to his association with Chrissy. And he will continue to lose any “bankrolls” he can round up. But where does he go from there?

Good chance he will become (if not already) a degenerate in life constantly looking for the next big thing to make him rich without hard work or a plan that isn’t negative valued from the start.

Best case he wakes up and realizes he was scammed and sold a lie before it’s too late. Worst case a life of crime and deception to his family and friends for more cash. And becomes the next Colt Studio “star”. We all know who he can go to advice on that front from for free.

[BedWetterBettor]

So Chrissy avoids mentioning Chicago or fixing his Vegas LIE! You can obviously tell hes used to telling big fat LIES! He swears he never lies! I swear this guy is also a FAKE christian!

ALL I DO IS WIN!! ERR UHH, ALL I DO IS LIE!!

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Will someone tell this Kevin rat hes dreamin' ? LOL Wakey wakey hands off snakey!!

This one will be interesting to follow and see if long term damage was done to Kevin’s life. He is young and impressionable and is now on the path of easy money and high living based on a scam and a lie.

We all know how his short term prospects will end on the gambling front. Good chance he is already in Credit Card debt due to his association with Chrissy. And he will continue to lose any “bankrolls” he can round up. But where does he go from there?

Good chance he will become (if not already) a degenerate in life constantly looking for the next big thing to make him rich without hard work or a plan that isn’t negative valued from the start.

Best case he wakes up and realizes he was scammed and sold a lie before it’s too late. Worst case a life of crime and deception to his family and friends for more cash. And becomes the next Colt Studio “star”. We all know who he can go to advice on that front from for free.

Probably another Pauly Scarcelli type, unless he dropped out of college he COULD have a decent career as a Criminal Justice major. I hope the first thing he works on is a case against a criminal he currently idolizes and soon finds out all his nefarious deeds over the past decade.

Anybody want to drop Kev-O a text message, feel free!



Out of reps, a couple of people who are easily recognizable are as Tariq mentioned, the first being Pockets.

I see Jackie Mast (JC’s personal masseuse) and surrounded by lonely guys, should be plenty of back rubs distributed this time!



Hoa Le, one of those Crazy Stupid Asians that Chrissy loves so much. Blumpkin next to Pockets. Not sure who the Boss hoodie Asian guy is, apparently he is Filipino and Eldon Cruz(FB fanboy) has a hard on for him!

You can also see spouses and older people that likely were in town already and Chrissy invited to make it look like they all paid him. And the guy in the blue hoodie next to Hoa Le was at the table where they are all clearly Losing!



Seen here in a blue shirt with his back to the camera, guess he also didn’t learn from being scammed on the previous extortion event!

I think the bald guy next to Jackie Mast is Allan Ham who I doxxed a few days ago. And the tall guy standing in the back with the morons holding their last bankrolls before they lose again is Dave Pruett.



Then there’s the butch looking lady in the front here with the old guy in the back(maybe Al Hamilton?) , so will continue to find out who these clowns are!

The red head with the beard could be that Bearded ginger guy from Apex, I’ll find his info shortly to verify.

The Hispanic couple is the one I doxxed weeks ago Malesy I think his name was? Anyone remembers, I believe Infuri8 also posted his info recently. Clearly he didn’t heed our warnings and even brought his wife along!



Feel free to email and text him photos of the Chrissy $499 agreement where he gets “Free entry to the Birthday event in January” and “Any current strategies and ALL future strategies I might create”!!! As a plumber he should be used to getting shit out from unlikely places!

[BedWetterBettor]

Is the chronic slouching supposed to subliminally convey dominance or something?

Because it does not...

That’s the “I just busted a nut” slouch, probably after they won their 9th Marty and didn’t end up broke again like Zachy, JC, Brandon, Kimo and the other Schlubs from the Booty Boat Bash!

Also as seen in previous Colt classics such as Zach in the Sack…