Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Small_Banana View Post
Elon says that Twitter traffic is at an all time high. 80% of employees in Corporate America are useless and he knows it. Supposedly the headcount has been reduced by 88%. I don't think he needs more than 500 employees to run it. He should just put it on autopilot right now and not make any changes to the software until all the snowflakes have been purged from the company.

first they will start pushing features before they are vetted, then they will get hacked for it and lose all their PII which will end up on the darkweb, which they will be sued for failing to meet the minimum compliance standards for protecting eventually, but before that and shortly after they start getting woken up by texts from reporters at theintercept.com at 3am and everyone tries to pile into the slack war room with legal at 3:01am, they will be treated with a skull and crossbones counting down how long they have before the amount of BTC they have to pay to unlock their infrastructure doubles.

ok honestly tho lol at even thinking they stay online long enough for any of that to happen. most of the critical infrastructure = actual literal ghostships; the only staff who knew how to support them who hadnt been laid off resigned today.