Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[TheRivers]

Yep…no question this song fits Chrissy perfectly…

“The Mayor or Simpleton” by XTC

Never been near a university,
Never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.

Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun,
And of mathematics well I want none,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.

I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound,
That you're ever seen talking to me.

Well I don't know how to write a big hit song,
And all crossword puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.

I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say,
what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act,
It takes brains to do that anyway. (And anyway...)

And I can't unravel riddles, problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you (I love you).

If depth of feeling is a currency,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree,
(no Chain of Office and no hope of getting one).
Some of your friends are too brainy to see,
That they're paupers and that's how they'll stay.

Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton,
Of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.

When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

I just checked my Youtube-email for the first time in a while, and I found this from youtube from 4th of February:



It basically states that the content I reported the 4th of February (Christopher Mitchell) was removed from Youtube. Did anybody else get a similar email?

Actually, after looking at my report history, it appears to be the new channel he created. The video where he explains why he got banned & blatantly admits he's ban evading. It was a copy of this video:

I'm going to report the same video for the same reason (ban evading) on "keeping up with the mitchell's" too, would be great if he got get knocked completely off Youtube, because his rumble account is hardly generating him any money with so few views.

[TheRivers]

Chrissy finally showed a little of his betting history (two days worth anyway…and no deposits/withdrawals). But here’s an interesting view that I’m not sure he meant to show…

Notice on the left you see an “earned” total. I’m assuming this is how much money he’s gotten from affiliate marketing. What’s not clear is if this is just this calendar month, year to date, or perhaps even since the last payout (some have suggested that happens on the 15th). Anyone know this answer?

If this is just during February then that is a scary amount of money he is making from people’s losses (would mean his suckers are dropping over 20K per month).

Oh…and you can now join the inner circle for only $250 or pay him $99 per month for four gambling sessions alone.

[AhoosierA]

Just got off the phone with the court reporter from my court appearances with Chrissy boy. She claims there is approx 60 pages of transcripts from the 2 hearings, and $3.80/page for a copy of them.

I think I'm going to go ahead and get the copies for the LOLs so you can see how ridiculous each appearance was.

She said it will take approx 2 weeks to get them.

[The Boz]

People out there doing the work to potentially save people from falling for Chrissy’s scams.

Congratulations to whomever “Brokegoat” is!

[zealanddonk]

Must be effective if only roughly 10% of his inner circle [as far as we know] could be bothered signing up for his patreon, and thats being optimistic.

He's made hundreds of thousands selling people the martingale. He's gaslit people into believing they can quit their jobs and gamble fulltime. He's a good salesman.

Unless you have direct access to his inner circle, you are just taking his word for it [complete lie].

[crudebar]

I enjoy how excited he gets over 3 winning days. He simply shouldn't be showing these numbers(daily win amounts) because it just won't last. He also can't fudge those numbers he just showed. Obviously though his audience won't hold him accountable to continue to show these numbers. He will just stop and pretend this never happened.

But the doofus continuing to think---"this time i have it figured out"...haha

[zealanddonk]

Today's video has a rant about "The Casinos DONT cheat with the roulette wheel".
This differs from a few days ago when he said "Dont play roulette by yourself at B&M because they can cheat you".

One day Chrissy will be forced to watch all his videos and his little brain will explode.

And l.o.l Chrissy promises his inner circle membership will neevr be as low as $250 ever again, despite having made that promise not that long ago [complete lie].

O and before Chrissy does his "big reveal" of his recent betting, he claims "I never thought to do that before" sure sure, since "Documentation beats Conversation".
He also uses the word Retarded which is nothing short of ironic.

[crudebar]

Today's video has a rant about "The Casinos DONT cheat with the roulette wheel".
This differs from a few days ago when he said "Dont play roulette by yourself at B&M because they can cheat you".

One day Chrissy will be forced to watch all his videos and his little brain will explode.

And l.o.l Chrissy promises his inner circle membership will neevr be as low as $250 ever again, despite having made that promise not that long ago [complete lie].

O and before Chrissy does his "big reveal" of his recent betting, he claims "I never thought to do that before" sure sure, since "Documentation beats Conversation".
He also uses the word Retarded which is nothing short of ironic.

If this "i never thought about it before" is about his daily win totals; nothing is stopping him from going back to previous weeks and months and showing us those daily win amounts.

But he won't. He only showed us the last one because he has finally hit a small winning streak. Why we haven't seen a "new" system the last few days.

[J T]

He's made hundreds of thousands selling people the martingale. He's gaslit people into believing they can quit their jobs and gamble fulltime. He's a good salesman.

Unless you have direct access to his inner circle, you are just taking his word for it [complete lie].

I'm going off victim testimonies and making some extrapolations, we also know he is a BOL affiliate.

[BaccaratDegen]

Our hero is on his way to the baccarat holy land.
Everyone send Chrissy some goodluck vibes.
Smh this might show where he got the 200k from … suckered a massive whale from Macau.
I hope he does fly to Macau would be a nice video….. KD will love it

[TheRivers]

Maybe in the next video he will be holding up stacks of fake Chinese currency. Wouldn’t it be funny if he went over there and had issues getting through customs?

[The Boz]

Poor Macau, first the Vid destroyed them and now the Mitchellgale is going to bankrupt them.

[BedWetterBettor]

Poor Macau, first the Vid destroyed them and now the Mitchellgale is going to bankrupt them.

Wonder how his 47 losing strategies will fair in a tournament? Is he going to martingale every-time? Does he not realize a huge part of it is position and watching your competitor’s bets?

I’m convinced HE wasn’t personally invited, probably a sucker from the Circle Jerk got the invite and he “offered” to play for them and split the winnings. Taking a play right out Jason Sample’s playbook!

But again, if this idiot thinks martingale will work in a tourney and winning one unit at a time will advance him, he’s gonna go busto faster than his minute man big load would spew!

[zealanddonk]

Yeah either Chrissy isnt going to Macau, or he's in for a surprise when he gets there:


https://hk.usconsulate.gov/u-s-citiz...9-information/

"Starting from midnight on January 6, 2022, individuals entering whose trips originated in high-risk countries (which includes the United States) must undergo a 28-day quarantine."




I'm surprised he has a passport and Visa [no, no he has a master card joke] let alone would go to play a tournament, when previously he has been all about being ego free.

[TheRivers]

Good catch. This is the current policy for Hong Kong and Macau as of yesterday:

https://www.chinahighlights.com/trav...s.htm#hongkong

Don’t worry though…I’m sure Chrissy will be moving in with someone for a while (isn’t that what he wanted to do with the Aussie guy).

And didn’t he say he never spends time away from his family? Well…unless they go with him (not happening) he’s going to be away from them for quite a while.

Of course this all assumes he really is trying to go there (though Chrissy has never claimed to be heading somewhere that he doesn’t actually go). He just may in this case find it’s not going to go like he thinks. Maybe someone conned him in this situation??

[donkey]

Smells like

[zealanddonk]

Good catch. This is the current policy for Hong Kong and Macau as of yesterday:

https://www.chinahighlights.com/trav...s.htm#hongkong

Don’t worry though…I’m sure Chrissy will be moving in with someone for a while (isn’t that what he wanted to do with the Aussie guy).

And didn’t he say he never spends time away from his family? Well…unless they go with him (not happening) he’s going to be away from them for quite a while.

Of course this all assumes he really is trying to go there (though Chrissy has never claimed to be heading somewhere that he doesn’t actually go). He just may in this case find it’s not going to go like he thinks. Maybe someone conned him in this situation??

My pick: He got sentenc3ed to Jail for 2 weeks, managed to haggle another 14 days being locked up with big sweaty men, and so will be released in 28 days.


When he gets out, he'll just post
"You wont believe how shitty the internet connection was in Macau, I couldnt post all month.
BTW Bubs has mastered Portuguese while we were there"

[PositiveVariance]

So Chrissy flashes 100k in fake cash that he wants the public to believe is real. A few days later he supposably gets on a plane to Macau while leaving his wife and young son at home with what he wants people to believe is 100K in real Cash, while having a publicly known address. Just when you think he can't become a bigger self centered dirt bag.

[BedWetterBettor]

So Chrissy flashes 100k in fake cash that he wants the public to believe is real. A few days later he supposably gets on a plane to Macau while leaving his wife and young son at home with what he wants people to believe is 100K in real Cash, while having a publicly known address. Just when you think he can't become a bigger self centered dirt bag.

Yikes, 14 hr. Flight from Vegas to Macau with an autistic, screaming kid and a guy who gets mad in 4 seconds! No way he’s bringing the tuna Kooch and tard Jr.

If he did get stuck there for not being vaccinated, would he even bother to come back? My guess is he’s scouting the country to see if there are more suckers like this sap that probably gave him the invite for the tournament so he could “gamble for him “. So if he really is making the trip, should be an interesting finale for sure!!