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    real talk I want it for my man cave

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    see i get that, real talk

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    REAL

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    Since we are on the topic of interior decorating, does anyone know where I can find this coffee table?

    Last edited by Bootsy Collins; 04-14-2012 at 11:26 PM. Reason: A comma does a sentence good.
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    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HEX View Post
    More importantly, where can I get a coffee table that looks like a video game controller?
    It doesn't just look like a NES controller, it actually is a working NES controller. That's too nerdy even for me.

    Sonatine,
    Why don't you just print out the picture and bring it into the largest furniture store nearby? Or even just show the sales guy the picture on your phone. I show phone pictures to the guys at Home Depot all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    what type of couch is that, where would i find out, how would i describe that to a salesfag?


    THIS IS CATEGORY ONE REAL TALK
    Category One Reply:
    A) Agree I'd fucking hang myself with spare extension cords if I owned that coffee table
    B) It's got to be microfiber, trust me the women like it
    C) Does the chick come with the couch?

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    Seriously?

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    FOR THE LOVE OF JEHOVAH.

    MICROFIBER ISNT A TYPE OF COUCH, ITS THE FABRIC ON IT.

    I CAN HAVE A SUIT MADE WITH MICROFIBER, THAT DOTH NOT MAKE A COUCH, ENGLISH.

    NEED

    COUCH

    DOX

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    Yep, that's a couch alright.

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    Ok, real talk...

    The wife said it could be a sleeper sofa, but it's not a futon, it could be a shays lounger... but she said it's a couch (microfiber as well)...

    BTW, FWIW she's fired from responding

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    real talk I hate deep pillow couches like that.

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    Hate to inject some obvious advice, but seeing as though you have a picture, why are you trying to describe the couch to a salesman in words?

    Why not just show the salesman the picture?

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    Because a picture says a thousand words and he ain't got no fucking time for that.

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    real talk tho i might just say fuck it and rack this up:



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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    real talk tho i might just say fuck it and rack this up:




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    Real Talk I was going to tweet the pic to Pam Dawber and ask her wtf kind of couch it was or maybe her husband could have NCIS look into it for us but her account is suspended and I suspect it was for having a video game controller for a table so she violated Twitters TOS.

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    Pam Dawber also left a butt print just underneath the remote on the couch that looks eerily like Fidel Castro.

    REAL TALK



    Might be the Zig-Zag Man on further inspection.


    Bonus pic of the couch:
    Last edited by 4Dragons; 04-15-2012 at 08:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    FOR THE LOVE OF JEHOVAH.

    MICROFIBER ISNT A TYPE OF COUCH, ITS THE FABRIC ON IT.

    I CAN HAVE A SUIT MADE WITH MICROFIBER, THAT DOTH NOT MAKE A COUCH, ENGLISH.

    NEED

    COUCH

    DOX
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    real talk I hate deep pillow couches like that.
    Bad piece of furniture IMO

    Try here. Unless you are cheep

    http://www.natuzzieditions.com/
    all hail Hydra



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    This is the guy who owns the couch: http://www.etsy.com/people/charleslu...ref=ls_profile

    There is a contact form. Fill it out and report back.

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