*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[matos]

Say you had a 100$ 6 team parlay bet, 4 of the 6 hit today. You have 2 more bets on college bowl games, Louisville -1.5 and Oklahoma -4.5. Hit those and you win a cool 6k. What would be your play? Games are on different days Tuesday and Wednesday.

[BCR]

I split my bets because I crossed the zero. So what do I do? Of course I do it again as it’s only games I like

Bengals -1
Patriots +5

+103

Parlay again. If I hit the teaser button and chose six points,
it would give me same line and -113. Don’t understand that. Maybe it’s encouraging action from the tard who crosses the zero

[Sanlmar]

My Boston College hate bet got cancelled. Military Bowl - fuck that shit. Shitty safety school and the military industrial complex. I need to fill this void somehow.

Is this the worst NFL weekend of all time? I’m making it official. Of course, that has a tremendous appeal for me.

I’m jammin as we speak. Olive Garden bet will be in play. Fuck good judgement and responsible gaming

[Sanlmar]

What the absolute fuck. I’m blocked on teasers on BOL.

I have achieved some kind of notorious stardom on the islands.

Is the NFL that bad they made a business decision? Just incredible

[Kalam]

What the absolute fuck. I’m blocked on teasers on BOL.

I have achieved some kind of notorious stardom on the islands.

Is the NFL that bad they made a business decision? Just incredible

I find it extremely hard to believe any book is going to single out and block a teaser bettor who not only does non-Wong teasers regularly, but crosses the 0. From where the lines were last night all the teable favorites look like they are being steamed up pretty good, so maybe it is just a temporary pause until the lines settle.

[Sanlmar]

What the absolute fuck. I’m blocked on teasers on BOL.

I have achieved some kind of notorious stardom on the islands.

Is the NFL that bad they made a business decision? Just incredible

I find it extremely hard to believe any book is going to single out and block a teaser bettor who not only does non-Wong teasers regularly, but crosses the 0.

I’m not serious but I can’t bet teasers and that folks is some crazy statement about the state of things

I have been smashing teasers. Except the Raiders I simply don’t do single game spreads.

You know how you want what you can’t have? This is like a brilliant marketing strategy. I have flipped from professing to not bet Covid sports to an inordinate desire to get a teaser bet down.

The allure of the forbidden

The NFL is trash.

[Sanlmar]

No player props.

I’m making a phone call.

[simpdog]

No player props.

I’m making a phone call.

Maybe they are celebrating Boxing Day

[Sanlmar]

Olive Garden bets to avoid



No props - they blamed it on their service. No further discussion

They offered me some casino nonsense for the teaser inconvenience. I will never ever get involved in rollover bullshit. Always fucks up withdrawals


These picks are so disgusting they might work. It’s like a HOF list of the worst trash. I look it my card and wonder who made these picks

Somehow I missed Raiders on that list. 1st half pk -105

[Sanlmar]

Is this the worst NFL weekend of all time? I’m making it official. Of course, that has a tremendous appeal for me.

Make sure you watch some bad NFL today. You can tell your grandkids you saw it in real time

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That BC loser Matt Ryan (ATL) hurts me and there will be consequences

[Kalam]

WTF. I have Raiders and it is 7-6 with 20 seconds left in the first half and Raiders have the ball on their own 25 and Carr throws a INT on an attempted screen that turns into a Broncos TD. Seriously, whoever called that play needs to be fired immediately.

[simpdog]

World Juniors start tonight. IIHF canceled tons of events, but they kept the World Juniors on because it brings in lots of cash and is located in Canada.

Canada is going to beat up the Czechs tonight. -3.5 with heavy juice isn't that appealing. Perhaps over 7 assuming Canada scores 6+.

But let's go with an old faithful. Over 1.5 goals first period -190.

Or throw Canada -265 first period into a parlays.

[Sanlmar]

WTF. I have Raiders and it is 7-6 with 20 seconds left in the first half and Raiders have the ball on their own 25 and Carr throws a INT on an attempted screen that turns into a Broncos TD. Seriously, whoever called that play needs to be fired immediately.

I had the 1st half money line.

Brutal brutal beat. But then the Raiders are a trash team without a coach etc etc

[Kalam]

WTF. I have Raiders and it is 7-6 with 20 seconds left in the first half and Raiders have the ball on their own 25 and Carr throws a INT on an attempted screen that turns into a Broncos TD. Seriously, whoever called that play needs to be fired immediately.

I had the 1st half money line.

Brutal brutal beat

Yeah. Brutal. 3rd and 6 already in FG range and another turnover. They just refuse to win.

[Sanlmar]

World Juniors start tonight. IIHF canceled tons of events, but they kept the World Juniors on because it brings in lots of cash and is located in Canada.

Canada is going to beat up the Czechs tonight. -3.5 with heavy juice isn't that appealing. Perhaps over 7 assuming Canada scores 6+.

But let's go with an old faithful. Over 1.5 goals first period -190.

Or throw Canada -265 first period into a parlays.

Damn, it isn’t offered to me. Might have something to do with underage boys.

[Sanlmar]

I had the 1st half money line.

Brutal brutal beat

Yeah. Brutal. 3rd and 6 already in FG range and another turnover. They just refuse to win.

I took a shot Raiders could keep their shit together for one half. I was wrong as we found out. I never had ANY faith Vegas could play 60 minutes. That’s a bridge too far if it’s my money

I have no money on it and didn’t bet live but Pittsburgh is so unbelievably bad I can’t shut it off.

[Kalam]

Yeah. Brutal. 3rd and 6 already in FG range and another turnover. They just refuse to win.

I took a shot Raiders could keep their shit together for one half. I was wrong as we found out. I never had ANY faith Vegas could play 60 minutes. That’s a bridge too far if it’s my money

Yeah. That 1st half is seriously worst beat of the year territory. That spot is always a kneel down 100% of the time. Or maybe a draw just to see if you can break a long run and then maybe you can think about getting frisky.

Although in fairness Brady did the exact same thing a couple weeks ago agains the Falcons I think. But Brady redeemed himself by blowing them out 2nd half, and Carr has responded by doing more Carr turning the ball over stuff.

[Kalam]

Yeah. Brutal. 3rd and 6 already in FG range and another turnover. They just refuse to win.

I took a shot Raiders could keep their shit together for one half. I was wrong as we found out. I never had ANY faith Vegas could play 60 minutes. That’s a bridge too far if it’s my money

I have no money on it and didn’t bet live but Pittsburgh is so unbelievably bad I can’t shut it off.

CEH and Matthieu out of the game with injuries. Both could be serious season ending stuff. Chiefs definitely winning the battle, but may be losing the war.

[Kalam]

Pacers +6 at Bulls. They look pretty healthy and Bulls are playing a COVID lineup missing a Bunch of pieces. This line makes no sense.

[Kalam]

Damn. I have Seahawks in a teaser and they are up 7 deep in the 4th, so if they just score a FG they are in great shape, and they had 3rd and 4 from the 8 yard line and then Wilson took a 15 yard sack and they missed the FG attempt. That is bad situational football right there.

Edit: Chicago turns it over on downs and Seattle gets it into FG range again, and they lose 20 yards due to penalties and negative plays and have to punt. This is just brutal. They refuse to win.

Edit: Chicago gets 45 yards on the first play and now they are threatening to tie game.

Brutal beat incoming.