I tried to use a gas station bathroom, hoping that would help matters. Nope. I was able to crap, but it wasn't diarrhea, and I felt like absolute AIDS sitting there on that grimy toilet.
So you took a shit in a gas station toilet. And you think that is newsworthy. Everyone else would have taken a shit and left, but you felt the need to document it. WOW.
I realize that strangers' toilets full of shit are an everyday encounter for you, but for some of us it's a more noteworthy occasion.