Quote Originally Posted by some user View Post
Hello Mr. DesertRunner,

You are a cool guy thats for sure, I bet you were pretty popular in high school. Even now in modern pandemic times I bet that all the women swoon whenever you walk into your local Applebees. Loaded rocket launcher hanging over your back and a glock on your waist, completely maskless so that everyone knows that they had the pleasure of being in the presence of a desertrunner.

On the contrary there is only one weird thing.....

You are completely afraid of the dark. Prove me wrong.
Good call, I didn't think of this. I thought his whole flashlight obsession was a penis insecurity thing.