Can Mumblesbadly stop being a fat fuck???

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It’s the first time in the course of human history that more people are dying as a result of what they are doing to themselves as opposed to what someone else has done to them.

Put another way, more people are dying from eating too much as opposed to not enough for the first time since man learned to walk upright.

Really, I can understand if you're living the States you might think this but do you have numbers to back this up?
I'll be content with a thumbs up from Mintjewlips