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Then ran into this amazing honey



she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)

it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.

She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.

a little shy at first, but wow

again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days
tyde, i'm not one to doubt your stories, but if you had to beg a hooker to fuck you, i'm beginning to question whether your celibacy was "self imposed."
Probably because this hooker’s Skeazy Creeptard radar was going off, causing her to doubt whether the money was worth the risk.