We got a lot of ground to cover so lets just get this started, these are courtesy of Charlie Warzel @cwarzel who is covering the Trial of the Century:





For starters, he used to freak out and take his clothes off in family therapy. Often.




One time he forgot what grades his kids were in and when his wife pointed out that this was not normal, he blamed it on a bowl of chili he ate.




Jones got shitfaced drunk at the Trump inauguration, declared he could drink an entire cup of Jack Daniels "in one swig" and then announced he was going to go piss on a tree in Washington Mall.





Jones taught his sons to throw darts at a picture of Hillary Clinton and naturally recorded it on video, however the judge wouldnt let it be shown to the jury for obvious reasons. They are debating if it can be shown with the jury removed from the room.




Despite railing endlessly against the erosion of privacy on his show, he had no qualms with instructing his children to record any behavior by their mother that could endanger her custody claims.




A day after his own attorney described what we know as 'Alex Jones' as performance art, Alex Jones aired a video of him denying everything his own attorney said. The judge has ruled that Jones was in violation of his gag order when doing so, as something of a cherry on that pie.