
Originally Posted by
limitles
This has likely been covered. Driving to the pit of the doomed this morning, conveniently next to the doggy park, I see not one but two billboards for Root Beer Beer. I assumed double vision initially but was a believer by the second sign. So it's damn near 10am and I like root beer. Stop in and pick up a six pack. Ask the lady sellin if she's tried it. Says ya, it's good but you don't want to drink em all at once. Not insulted at the insinuation, I down the first one like kid drinking a float. Halfway through the second I realized I've never had two root-beers back to back. Taste was great but the sweetness was sickening. Now I've got four left in the fridge and the thought of it has me close to gacking.
What horrible choices we must face.