First time home owners dos and don'ts???

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You wanna talk about a bad day? I had a gas leak in my truck earlier this week. I finally couldn't take the fumes anymore so I brought it into the shop. They put it on the lift and the truck literally broke in half. I'm now looking for a new truck. This was a 2008 F-150. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

How the fuck? Insurance???

Nah. There was about a three foot piece of rot under the truck and that is where they lifted it from. Snapped in half and made the truck look like it had elephantitis. Makes for a good lol story though. Just glad nobody was under the thing when it happened.