Here is my situation:

I have one comped room at Caesars, through my 7 Stars benefit. I need one more.

I am not expecting it to be comped, but Caesars is giving me horrible rates, even at the mutt properties.

I am not sure what I am going to do about this. I don't want to pay $400+ per night at a Bally's type property, nor do I want to pay $280 at the Rio. Just not worth it. I can't bring myself to do it. I would pay a lot for a nice room, but to pay that type of money for these shit hotels is just anti-Jewish.

Can anyone here get me a room for the nights of 12/30 and 12/31 (checking out 1/1)?

I will be glad to pay you for it, though obviously not the full value of what it's selling for on the open market (or I would just buy it myself).

Doesn't have to be a Caesars property, but does need to be on strip. Doesn't have to be a high-end hotel, but not a complete shithole.

I guarantee you will be zero out-of-pocket for this. I will personally guarantee to immediately reimburse you for any costs incurred (though I can't see how there would be any, as no one will be charging to the room).

Please PM me if you can help.