Red Sox > Tigers

[Sanlmar]

This team is the object of ridicule now.

I am convinced Sandoval was signed as much for marketing reasons as anything else. Red Sox do this sort of thing. Kung Fu Panda. You never see that character at the park or hear Sandoval referred to that way. So from a marketing standpoint it was another complete fail.

Used to be a switch hitter but they have completely given up on this fat load hitting right handed.

Every throw from third to first holds the promise of collecting a game ball if you are a fan in the 12th row.

He is Instagramming from the bench and generally just collecting a paycheck.

To be fair he is not even the worst big dollar signing either. Boston is gonna suck for years.

Are they selling panda hats at the ballpark? The Giants made millions off those ridiculous things.

That's the thing. The Panda is now extinct. If some panda mascot showed up his plushy life would be in danger. They wouldn't have the balls to give out panda merch at this point.