I am about 90% sure Woody Allen did not molest Dylan.

1) Mia Farrow is a _legendary_ lunatic.

See this?



This is the Valentines Day card Mia sent Woody.

If you look carefully at the handle on the kitchen knife, she scotch taped a picture of Soon Yi.

Draw your own conclusions, please.

2) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kern_Co...ld_abuse_cases

I remember that shit happening. Children are hard wired to get approval from adults/authority figures. If it was going to make Mia, who was clearly insane with grief and a few other things, happier, Dylan would believe she had been molested. Because shes human, and thats how human children work.

Subtract Mia being Mia and suddenly this case looks much, much worse for Woody Allen. But factor in her documented influence, her history, the fact that Roman Polanski is her fucking BFF to this day, and I find it very easy to believe Woody Allen, and very easy to believe Dylan absolutely positively believes this happened to her.