Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
Brothers lately I’ve been dreaming of hitting the road like Tyde and just “turning up somewhere”

Brothers have you ever driven down to the Florida Keys without a worry in the world?

The last time I was able to do that was about 5 years ago, I’ve been back many times since but I had worries those times, I guess you could say.

I went to Key West with a blonde broad and we stayed in some small side street hotel. It had a pool but it was not up to her taste so we broke into a way nicer hotel and used their pool. I didn’t have any money back then but I had more than enough to buy the extra shot at fat Tuesday’s for both of us.

On the drive back we stopped at some random hole in the wall and the blonde ordered a fancy coffee drink and hated it. I told her look sweetheart you gotta know what to order where. Got it?
No offense, seriously. But you are kind of annoying. Real annoying This brother routine is getting real old. Just saying but we all kind of hate you now. Yeah, you kind of suck huge testicles now. Take a few weeks off and reinvent yourself. Fuck man just stop posting, we hate you.
Brother Nick, I actually like you better since you started talking about vagabond lifestyle and some of the downsides of success, but some of the things you say still make me cringe. Like referring to a female companion as "the blonde." That is just needlessly demeaning. It kind of ruined an otherwise enjoyable little story. That's beneath you. You are better than that. Understand?