No matter who she is, she's not worth killing yourself over. Not even close.Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
oh it gets worse.
the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.
talk about fuckin' bad beats.
Y'all, my life is about as good as it gets.
I'll be fine.
Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.
The problem with the world today is that nobody does anything based on principal anymore.
If you reach your 80's, consider your life in overtime. Sudden death overtime.
I'll never understand how swimmers get bitten by sharks. Can they not hear the music?
So chickity-check yo self before you reck yo self
So chickity-check yo self before you reck yo self
Come on and check yo self before you rickity-reck yo self
Cause bitches like you is bad for my health
Cheer up chimp. Ease up on the booze. Woman come and go. Maybe you need a change of sceneries.
I was set to move in with a woman. I had packed all my shit up, disconnected everything, paid last month's rent, the whole nine. I called her to come pick me up (the place was an hour drive or so from where I lived at the time) and she blurts out, "This isn't gonna work out." She hung up on me and never spoke to me again for the rest of my life.
Was she a nun by any chance?
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Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?
you really in chicago?
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
nw burbs. Glad you're alive.
this wasn't over a woman. this was over something a lot bigger. I slept it off. now i have a huge hang over.
but the party did get lit. i just lost it after i realized life was a bit futile.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
The booze is a bad habit.
that's where im originally from. Are you near Buffalo Grove?
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
yeah it's the only one i'm "allowed" to have
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
i was prepared to donate my bankroll to the PFA free roll had i actually jumped into the expressway last night.
it's in my "wallet will" incase i die on my bike somehow.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
And like city buses, they're slow and no one rides for free.
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
im not even mad i spelled wreck wrong.
i was drunk as a sailor. i played rappers delight last night and its a long ass song, and during it i left the booth and started drinking shots with some people.
im really paying for that now. woof.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
This is it in a nutshell. The wife makes you drink apricot anything and has the nerve to refuse some manly pleasures. I wiish I could provide a tactic to bring her in line but she could easliy turn this against you making hell just a bit hotter.
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
I also thought about not answering druff's text, logging out of PFA and calling into the 200th show as a surprise. but i felt that would be a bit too much of a roll.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Like Paula Poundtstone and 9/11 Druff owes you, as prior to your failed intention he was getting his right wing wacko shit packed.
See if he's up yet
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
Like Paula Poundtstone and 9/11 Druff owes you, as prior to your failed intention he was getting his right wing wacko shit packed.
See if he's up yet
i told druff that next year i will be at the wsop (it'll be my first time in vegas) and that i owe him a burger or something for reaching out and making sure i wasn't about to do something stupid.
he mentioned that a guy on NWP drove his car into a truck and survived.
and me, always thinking about money, and my life insurance policy, i'd have to make it look like an accident so my family could get the money.
and for anyone wondering (i doubt anyone is) about my above post about a wallet will, I do carry one in my bag incase i bite it while at work. that way, even in death, i can make sure my shit gets to where it's going.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
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